I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: You have to make these choices, but we'll help you along the way.

Red comes in. "Hey, what's going on?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Red comes in. "Hey, what's going on?"

Dust Bunny: Ashley feels overwhelmed by the idea of taking responsibility for herself. I told that she has to, but that we'd (bumps Red with his elbow) be there for her.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Ashley feels overwhelmed by the idea of taking responsibility for herself. I told that she has to, but that we'd (bumps Red with his elbow) be there for her.

"Yeah, she doesn't really like doing that, because she wishes she didn't have to be as independent as she is at her age," Red says. "But we shouldn't be letting her make choices that affect her negatively at all, because she doesn't listen."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Yeah, she doesn't really like doing that, because she wishes she didn't have to be as independent as she is at her age," Red says. "But we shouldn't be letting her make choices that affect her negatively at all, because she doesn't listen."

Dust Bunny: She won't always have people to take care of her. It's very important she understands that. She may not degrade, but others do, and people are not generally going to be so welcoming of the burden if it's no benefit to them, so she will eventually find herself on her own, and then she will really be miserable for the reason you said. Please see that.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: She won't always have people to take care of her. It's very important she understands that. She may not degrade, but others do, and people are not generally going to be so welcoming of the burden if it's no benefit to them, so she will eventually find herself on her own, and then she will really be miserable for the reason you said. Please see that.

"I'll be around for as long as she will, so she'll never be alone," Red says. "She's so miserable because she had her childhood taken away from her. I think we should start helping her a lot more, because her recklessness hurts herself and everyone around her."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I'll be around for as long as she will, so she'll never be alone," Red says. "She's so miserable because she had her childhood taken away from her. I think we should start helping her a lot more, because her recklessness hurts herself and everyone around her."

Dust Bunny: We'll help her, no doubt, but I feel it would be robbing her if we only baby her.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: We'll help her, no doubt, but I feel it would be robbing her if we only baby her.

"We'll see how she reacts. But remember, a lot of the things she hates, she likes secretly and just feels embarrassed," Red says. "Like dolls and candy."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"We'll see how she reacts. But remember, a lot of the things she hates, she likes secretly and just feels embarrassed," Red says. "Like dolls and candy."

<Is that true, or is it 'headcanon?'>

Dust Bunny: Huh? What does that have to do with her needing or not needing to be independent?

 

[alexxxela]

<Is that true, or is it 'headcanon?'>

Dust Bunny: Huh? What does that have to do with her needing or not needing to be independent?

<Mostly headcanon, but it seems to be a little bit true>
"I mean how she'd react to being treated in a different way. The only way to find out the best way to treat her is by seeing how she'd react to being more or less independent," Red says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

<Mostly headcanon, but it seems to be a little bit true>
"I mean how she'd react to being treated in a different way. The only way to find out the best way to treat her is by seeing how she'd react to being more or less independent," Red says.

Dust Bunny: Well, we already know that's a disaster... (A thought cloud appears with Ashley forcing people to work in a mine, overseeing them with a whip. He shakes his head)... No, we can't just let her do anything. She needs guidance, but if we always do everything for her, she'll never develop, and as a result, she will always be... (whispers) a pain in the neck... I think even you would agree with that.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Well, we already know that's a disaster... (A thought cloud appears with Ashley forcing people to work in a mine, overseeing them with a whip. He shakes his head)... No, we can't just let her do anything. She needs guidance, but if we always do everything for her, she'll never develop, and as a result, she will always be... (whispers) a pain in the neck... I think even you would agree with that.

"Yeah, but the thing is....I don't think she'll ever develop. She can't age anymore, so I think she might be stuck at this maturity....forever," Red says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Yeah, but the thing is....I don't think she'll ever develop. She can't age anymore, so I think she might be stuck at this maturity....forever," Red says.

Dust Bunny: If that's the case, she technically CAN'T learn anything else. Her thinking CAN'T adapt, and as many could tell you, she CAN'T solve problems. It would mean she CAN'T figure out how to create as much mischief as she does. Her brain never changes, so she just CAN'T.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: If that's the case, she technically CAN'T learn anything else. Her thinking CAN'T adapt, and as many could tell you, she CAN'T solve problems. It would mean she CAN'T figure out how to create as much mischief as she does. Her brain never changes, so she just CAN'T.

"That means she stuck making these terrible choices unless someone stops her. She can learn new things, per say, but she can't get any more 'mature,'" Red says. "We'll have to start taking action if we want her to be safe."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"That means she stuck making these terrible choices unless someone stops her. She can learn new things, per say, but she can't get any more 'mature,'" Red says. "We'll have to start taking action if we want her to be safe."

Dust Bunny: To that first part, she may as well be a vegetable. To that second part, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING! It just turns out not to help. I mean, once I've returned to the dust, you'll be left. Then you can see what I mean.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: To that first part, she may as well be a vegetable. To that second part, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING! It just turns out not to help. I mean, once I've returned to the dust, you'll be left. Then you can see what I mean.

"But she doesn't listen. I think if she were more dependent, she might," Red says. "After all, it's not like she has some adulthood to need independence for."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"But she doesn't listen. I think if she were more dependent, she might," Red says. "After all, it's not like she has some adulthood to need independence for."

Dust Bunny: She does if she's going to be imposing her will on other people!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: She does if she's going to be imposing her will on other people!

"She's already great at doing that. We shouldn't be worrying about that far in the future, we should be thinking about what's best for her now!" Red says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"She's already great at doing that. We shouldn't be worrying about that far in the future, we should be thinking about what's best for her now!" Red says.

Dust Bunny: Fine. I'll be quiet, but this is really useless. We'll just be going in circles forAshleyever after!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Fine. I'll be quiet, but this is really useless. We'll just be going in circles forAshleyever after!

"We're just trying things out. Let's see how she'd react if we treated her like she was less independent," Red says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"We're just trying things out. Let's see how she'd react if we treated her like she was less independent," Red says.

... Ashley is greeted suddenly by a stroller entering the room.

Dust Bunny: Ashley, your chariot awaits... Oh... (Sets a corndog, some candy, and apple juice in cups in the cup holders)

 

[alexxxela]

... Ashley is greeted suddenly by a stroller entering the room.

Dust Bunny: Ashley, your chariot awaits... Oh... (Sets a corndog, some candy, and apple juice in cups in the cup holders)

"What the hell is that? Isn't that for Baby Ashley?" Ashley growls.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"What the hell is that? Isn't that for Baby Ashley?" Ashley growls.

Dust Bunny: (Shakes head with eyes closed) Nope... (Picks her up and throws her inside, covering her with a blanket. Right as she protests, Dust Bunny puts a pacifier in her mouth)... Should we go to the park, Red?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: (Shakes head with eyes closed) Nope... (Picks her up and throws her inside, covering her with a blanket. Right as she protests, Dust Bunny puts a pacifier in her mouth)... Should we go to the park, Red?

"Uh, okay!" Red says. He giggles a little at seeing how embarrassed Ashley looks.

 

[Doc Monocle]

At the park, they walk along a path in stop-motion as strangers pass by, each one with their own greeting followed by a facial take on the sight. Yet Dust Bunny nonchalantly keeps pushing along the path as though nothing were different. Hip hop music plays.

 

[alexxxela]

At the park, they walk along a path in stop-motion as strangers pass by, each one with their own greeting followed by a facial take on the sight. Yet Dust Bunny nonchalantly keeps pushing along the path as though nothing were different. Hip hop music plays.

Ashley tries to escape from the stroller, while Red gigglws and takes a picture of her. Ashley spits the pacifier out. "What are you two doing?! Let me out!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley tries to escape from the stroller, while Red gigglws and takes a picture of her. Ashley spits the pacifier out. "What are you two doing?! Let me out!"

Dust Bunny: Poow baby needs somethin'. Yes, she does! (Peek-a-boo gesture. He takes out the corndog and stuffs it into her mouth) Enjoy yourself. It's a beautiful day. (Continues pushing the stroller)

Stranger: Cute! (Dust Bunny stops) What's her name? (Dust Bunny: Ashley)... I could just eat her up!

Dust Bunny: Please do. She's a handful. Hehe. She means the world to us.

Stranger: Yeah... Why she eating a corndog?

Dust Bunny: Cuz she's a biiiiiiig baby. She can handle it.

Stranger: Oh? how old is she?

Dust Bunny: She's...

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Poow baby needs somethin'. Yes, she does! (Peek-a-boo gesture. He takes out the corndog and stuffs it into her mouth) Enjoy yourself. It's a beautiful day. (Continues pushing the stroller)

Stranger: Cute! (Dust Bunny stops) What's her name? (Dust Bunny: Ashley)... I could just eat her up!

Dust Bunny: Please do. She's a handful. Hehe. She means the world to us.

Stranger: Yeah... Why she eating a corndog?

Dust Bunny: Cuz she's a biiiiiiig baby. She can handle it.

Stranger: Oh? how old is she?

Dust Bunny: She's...

"Eight years old!" Red says, giggling uncontrollably. Ashley spits her corndog out at him.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Eight years old!" Red says, giggling uncontrollably. Ashley spits her corndog out at him.

Stranger: Well she's the sweetest thing. Good day, y'all... (Picks up the corndog and bites it, going on their way)

Dust Bunny: Where do you wanna go next, Ba... Ashley?

 

[alexxxela]

Stranger: Well she's the sweetest thing. Good day, y'all... (Picks up the corndog and bites it, going on their way)

Dust Bunny: Where do you wanna go next, Ba... Ashley?

"Home!" Ashley growls. "I need to find out what you two are up to!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Home!" Ashley growls. "I need to find out what you two are up to!"

Dust Bunny: Up to? I'm insulted. I just want us to enjoy ourselves... Baby selfie!... (Pulls a camera from 'hammerspace,' taking a picture)

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Up to? I'm insulted. I just want us to enjoy ourselves... Baby selfie!... (Pulls a camera from 'hammerspace,' taking a picture)

"NO!" Ashley screams, her hair turning white. She kicks her feet in frustration. "LET ME OUT!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"NO!" Ashley screams, her hair turning white. She kicks her feet in frustration. "LET ME OUT!"

Dust Bunny: (As though there were no noise) Meh, I decided that stroller looks great on you... (Presses a button, lowering a noise-insulating shield in front of the opening).

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: (As though there were no noise) Meh, I decided that stroller looks great on you... (Presses a button, lowering a noise-insulating shield in front of the opening).

Ashley tears through the straps and runs away. "STOP EMBARRASSING ME!" she shouts.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley tears through the straps and runs away. "STOP EMBARRASSING ME!" she shouts.

Dust Bunny: (Trumpet noise) You hear that, Red? I'M embarrassing her.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: (Trumpet noise) You hear that, Red? I'M embarrassing her.

"Well, I sure didn't do anything to her! Well, except for telling her age...." Red says, giggling more. "But maybe some public humiliation will set her straight!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Well, I sure didn't do anything to her! Well, except for telling her age...." Red says, giggling more. "But maybe some public humiliation will set her straight!"

<He was being sarcastic. He meant that Ashley was embarrassing herself.>

Dust Bunny: We'll see.

 

[alexxxela]

<He was being sarcastic. He meant that Ashley was embarrassing herself.>

Dust Bunny: We'll see.

<I know, Red was just joking too>
Ashley trips and scrapes her knee, and surprisingly, it makes her cry. "Well, that's that," Red comments.

 

[Doc Monocle]

<I know, Red was just joking too>
Ashley trips and scrapes her knee, and surprisingly, it makes her cry. "Well, that's that," Red comments.

Dust Bunny: Walks over, standing her up. Red, will you take a look at this. It's obviously not a good idea for me to be messing with bloody cuts.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Walks over, standing her up. Red, will you take a look at this. It's obviously not a good idea for me to be messing with bloody cuts.

"Aw, did someone get a boo-boo?" Red teases, making Ashley scowl at him. He puts a bandaid on it. "Should we go home now?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Aw, did someone get a boo-boo?" Red teases, making Ashley scowl at him. He puts a bandaid on it. "Should we go home now?"

They return home.

Dust Bunny: Whee! That was a blast! Can't wait for tomorrow!