I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

Sarah: (Music abruptly stops) Me?... (Music intensifies greater than before) Then I must pay! (Runs into a tree)

Ashley holds her hand out and stops her. "Don't do that. It's okay," she says. The shriek giggling of a baby is heard somewhere, followed by yelling.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley holds her hand out and stops her. "Don't do that. It's okay," she says. The shriek giggling of a baby is heard somewhere, followed by yelling.

Sarah, dizzy from the collision, laughs and recovers frighteningly quick.

Sarah: Is that the next sorry fiend? PAYBACK!

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah, dizzy from the collision, laughs and recovers frighteningly quick.

Sarah: Is that the next sorry fiend? PAYBACK!

"No, those are my Anger and Innocence. They always fight," Ashley says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"No, those are my Anger and Innocence. They always fight," Ashley says.

Sarah: (Calm query) Disfiguring inner conflict? (Returns) YOU DON'T WANT THAT! SOMEONE'S GETTING PAYBACK!

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: (Calm query) Disfiguring inner conflict? (Returns) YOU DON'T WANT THAT! SOMEONE'S GETTING PAYBACK!

"No! I don't want to hurt my emotions!" Ashley says. There's a loud sound like someone getting slapped, and Ashley's Innocence begins crying elsewhere.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"No! I don't want to hurt my emotions!" Ashley says. There's a loud sound like someone getting slapped, and Ashley's Innocence begins crying elsewhere.

Sarah: Then what did we come here for?! We're supposed to deliver justice to whoever made you feel uncute!

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Then what did we come here for?! We're supposed to deliver justice to whoever made you feel uncute!

"It was just a nightmare!" Ashley says impatiently. Innocence screams and cries. "Unless you want to go see her."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"It was just a nightmare!" Ashley says impatiently. Innocence screams and cries. "Unless you want to go see her."

Sarah: ('Randomly' cooling from her Sugar Rush state) I suppose we should... (They come) We saw you back there. Are you alright? Do you need REVENGE?... I mean... it's okay.

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: ('Randomly' cooling from her Sugar Rush state) I suppose we should... (They come) We saw you back there. Are you alright? Do you need REVENGE?... I mean... it's okay.

Innocence is chained up in the basement. She's dressed like a baby, but her clothes and face incredibly dirty, and she has several visible wounds and bruises. Nevertheless, she smiles cheerfully.

"I okay now that you're here, Mommy!" she says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Innocence is chained up in the basement. She's dressed like a baby, but her clothes and face incredibly dirty, and she has several visible wounds and bruises. Nevertheless, she smiles cheerfully.

"I okay now that you're here, Mommy!" she says.

Sarah: Hyou dohon't need to call me Mommy. Call me by my ESSENCE OF BLOOD SUGA... Mommy's here. (Rubs Ashley's innocence's face)

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Hyou dohon't need to call me Mommy. Call me by my ESSENCE OF BLOOD SUGA... Mommy's here. (Rubs Ashley's innocence's face)

Ashley glares at Innocence. "Anger visited me again! She made my cheek big!" Innocence says, pointing at her swollen cheek. "I love her so so much!"

 

[Yiptap]

(The camera crew leave)
ShyHo: Mmkay. Come to my place and we'll get started.

Dr. Goomba Tower: (Heads to ShyHo's place) So... Uh... Where do we start?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dr. Goomba Tower: (Heads to ShyHo's place) So... Uh... Where do we start?

ShyHo: Show me something really disgusting. Maybe that will kill it.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley glares at Innocence. "Anger visited me again! She made my cheek big!" Innocence says, pointing at her swollen cheek. "I love her so so much!"

Sarah (or her alter-ego, Madame Blood Sugar): (Releases Innocence) Anger and innocence don't sound like natural enemies. What happened?

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah (or her alter-ego, Madame Blood Sugar): (Releases Innocence) Anger and innocence don't sound like natural enemies. What happened?

"She's jealous of me! She thinks I'm too cute!" Innocence says in a singsong voice.

 

[Yiptap]

ShyHo: Show me something really disgusting. Maybe that will kill it.

Dr. Goomba Tower: O-K! (Goombas 1 and 3 tells Goomba 2 to take off one of his shoes, revealing bumpy feet covered in foot fungus)

 

[Doc Monocle]

"She's jealous of me! She thinks I'm too cute!" Innocence says in a singsong voice.

Sarah: Ashley, are you hearing this? Anger's the culprit! (Re-enters Sugar Rush) THIS WILL BE OVER FAST!... (She runs out the door, accelerating up the stairs as she looks for anger)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dr. Goomba Tower: O-K! (Goombas 1 and 3 tells Goomba 2 to take off one of his shoes, revealing bumpy feet covered in foot fungus)

ShyHo: Gross! Show me someone really ugly.

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Ashley, are you hearing this? Anger's the culprit! (Re-enters Sugar Rush) THIS WILL BE OVER FAST!... (She runs out the door, accelerating up the stairs as she looks for anger)

Innocence starts to cry again. "Don't hurt any of my emotions! It could damage my mental health terribly!" Ashley says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Innocence starts to cry again. "Don't hurt any of my emotions! It could damage my mental health terribly!" Ashley says.

Sarah: THAT'S LIFE! (Continues running) We must stifle our emotions in order to be happy right now! THIS WILL BE SWEET! HAHA! (Comes into view of Anger, brandishing a large net)

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: THAT'S LIFE! (Continues running) We must stifle our emotions in order to be happy right now! THIS WILL BE SWEET! HAHA! (Comes into view of Anger, brandishing a large net)

Anger growls, and destroys the net. "Sarah! LEAVE ME ALONE OR I'M LEAVING AGAIN!" she yells. Ashley covers her own mouth in shock at her own Anger's tendency to say that.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Anger growls, and destroys the net. "Sarah! LEAVE ME ALONE OR I'M LEAVING AGAIN!" she yells. Ashley covers her own mouth in shock at her own Anger's tendency to say that.

Sarah: YOU CAUSED ASHLEY TO FEEL UNCUTE! SAY SORRY!

 

[Yiptap]

ShyHo: Gross! Show me someone really ugly.

Dr. Goomba Tower: Aw man! Our psychic told us that would work! (Each Goomba takes off their shoes, all of them having the same bumpy, foot fungus covered feet. They then take off the feet (they are actually rubber) and throw it across the room, where it is revealed that the Goombas have pretty normal feet.)
Goomba 1: Well, I think babies are pretty ugly.
Goombas 2 and 3: Now's not the time!
Goomba 1: O-Oh yeah, I forgot. Anyways, I'm out of ideas.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dr. Goomba Tower: Aw man! Our psychic told us that would work! (Each Goomba takes off their shoes, all of them having the same bumpy, foot fungus covered feet. They then take off the feet (they are actually rubber) and throw it across the room, where it is revealed that the Goombas have pretty normal feet.)
Goomba 1: Well, I think babies are pretty ugly.
Goombas 2 and 3: Now's not the time!
Goomba 1: O-Oh yeah, I forgot. Anyways, I'm out of ideas.

ShyHo: Something like a really ugly person, perhaps?

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: YOU CAUSED ASHLEY TO FEEL UNCUTE! SAY SORRY!

"NO! We don't have time to be cute! We have to survive!" Anger yells, stomping away. Innocence cries more loudly.

 

[Yiptap]

ShyHo: Something like a really ugly person, perhaps?

Dr. Goomba Tower: Does this work? (They out their phone and show ShyHo a picture of Red on the toilet and picking his nose)

 

[Doc Monocle]

"NO! We don't have time to be cute! We have to survive!" Anger yells, stomping away. Innocence cries more loudly.

Sarah: (Suffering from Sugar Withdrawal, she slows, yawning) I'm too tired to go after her... Ashley, I tried to serve justice, but... I'm pooped. What should we do?...

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: (Suffering from Sugar Withdrawal, she slows, yawning) I'm too tired to go after her... Ashley, I tried to serve justice, but... I'm pooped. What should we do?...

"Leave her alone..." Ashley says. Someone hugs Sarah from behind.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dr. Goomba Tower: Does this work? (They out their phone and show ShyHo a picture of Red on the toilet and picking his nose)

ShyHo: Uglier! That’s not ugly enough.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Leave her alone..." Ashley says. Someone hugs Sarah from behind.

Sarah: (Lazily turning about) Isn't that lovely... and what's you're name, sweet thing?

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: (Lazily turning about) Isn't that lovely... and what's you're name, sweet thing?

"Love!" Ashley's Love says. She is quickly yanked away by a chain on a collar on her neck.

"Quit doing that!" Ashley's Hatred growls, yanking the chain again.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Love!" Ashley's Love says. She is quickly yanked away by a chain on a collar on her neck.

"Quit doing that!" Ashley's Hatred growls, yanking the chain again.

Sarah: (Walks to Hatred) I would crush you... but I only had enough sugar to tell you that.

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: (Walks to Hatred) I would crush you... but I only had enough sugar to tell you that.

"Get away! She's none of your business! She doesn't really love you!" Hatred growls.

"Not true! Not true! You're lying!" Love whines as Hatred drags her away.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Get away! She's none of your business! She doesn't really love you!" Hatred growls.

"Not true! Not true! You're lying!" Love whines as Hatred drags her away.

Sarah: What we can do is this... (Places a 'bear claw' (a sort of pastry whose pun is used as an armament here) on her hand) Are you afraid of this, dear thing? (Extends the bear claw at Hatred)

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: What we can do is this... (Places a 'bear claw' (a sort of pastry whose pun is used as an armament here) on her hand) Are you afraid of this, dear thing? (Extends the bear claw at Hatred)

"No? It's just a broken claw," Hatred says, tugging on Love's chain.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"No? It's just a broken claw," Hatred says, tugging on Love's chain.

Sarah: But you should be... (She eats it)

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: But you should be... (She eats it)

"I don't care," Hatred says, dragging Love away.

Ashley holds Sarah back. "Don't do it!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I don't care," Hatred says, dragging Love away.

Ashley holds Sarah back. "Don't do it!"

Sarah is sickened from the sugar consumption.

Sarah: Don't... worry... I won't... (collapses)... I need sleep.

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah is sickened from the sugar consumption.

Sarah: Don't... worry... I won't... (collapses)... I need sleep.

"You are asleep," Ashley informs her. "This is all inside my head. By the way, I want to go help my Innocence. She seems lonely...."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"You are asleep," Ashley informs her. "This is all inside my head. By the way, I want to go help my Innocence. She seems lonely...."

Sarah: (Discomfort.) Ookay... (Crawls miserably along)

<I am done for now. I am surprised I stayed here for this long without breaking! So what do you have in mind precisely?>