I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

Sarah: That's a good girl!... (Removes the chain)... That's that, Ashley!

Anger runs upstairs and locks herself in her room. "Uh oh," Ashley says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Anger runs upstairs and locks herself in her room. "Uh oh," Ashley says.

Sarah: Innocence, you're free!

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Innocence, you're free!

"Okay!" Innocence says. The chain is now seperated from the wall, and Innocence runs over to Sarah and hugs her.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Okay!" Innocence says. The chain is now seperated from the wall, and Innocence runs over to Sarah and hugs her.

Sarah: Cute, cute, cute! (Ruffles Innocence's hair) Should we be going now, Ashley, or is there another fool who needs to pay?

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Cute, cute, cute! (Ruffles Innocence's hair) Should we be going now, Ashley, or is there another fool who needs to pay?

"I don't think so..." Ashley says.

Innocence starts to cry. "Don' go!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I don't think so..." Ashley says.

Innocence starts to cry. "Don' go!"

Sarah: What's this? I'm not going, When we leave the dreamworld, Ashley and you will both be just as close... (blows kiss)...

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: What's this? I'm not going, When we leave the dreamworld, Ashley and you will both be just as close... (blows kiss)...

Innocence continues to cry as they exit the dream world. "Whew. She's weird," Ashley says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Innocence continues to cry as they exit the dream world. "Whew. She's weird," Ashley says.

Sarah: Weird isn't bad though. She was so sweet!

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Weird isn't bad though. She was so sweet!

"I guess so...As long as she doesn't make me act like her," Ashley mumbles.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I guess so...As long as she doesn't make me act like her," Ashley mumbles.

Sarah: Hope not... I feel like ice cream... (Her theme is briefly heard again) Free ice cream. What say you?

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Hope not... I feel like ice cream... (Her theme is briefly heard again) Free ice cream. What say you?

Ashley nods slowly. "Free ice cream..."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley nods slowly. "Free ice cream..."

Sarah: Good, because I can hear the truck coming right now!...

Driver: Doo-dum-doo-doo... I feel like somethin's about to happen... AAH!... (The truck skids to a stop when Sarah jumps in front of it.)

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Good, because I can hear the truck coming right now!...

Driver: Doo-dum-doo-doo... I feel like somethin's about to happen... AAH!... (The truck skids to a stop when Sarah jumps in front of it.)

Ashley hijacks the truck, knocking the driver out of it. She then grabs a large carton of ice cream. "Grab anything you can get!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley hijacks the truck, knocking the driver out of it. She then grabs a large carton of ice cream. "Grab anything you can get!"

Sarah grabs a container and bottles all of the pecan ice cream.

Sarah: Don't forget the strawberry and cinnamon!...

Driver: (Coming to after they leave) Hey, where's my ice cream!... Someone's gonna die tonight!...

Sarah: (Running away) That was sweet!

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah grabs a container and bottles all of the pecan ice cream.

Sarah: Don't forget the strawberry and cinnamon!...

Driver: (Coming to after they leave) Hey, where's my ice cream!... Someone's gonna die tonight!...

Sarah: (Running away) That was sweet!

Ashley nods. "Go find Baby Ashley and Red....We're in for a treat."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley nods. "Go find Baby Ashley and Red....We're in for a treat."

<(Profile picture)Prime Minister Ashley, is it? No, this is surely an iteration for a fantasy Nintendo 64 game!>

Sarah: Baby Ashley, Red, hot (meaning 'stolen')ice cream! Get it while it's cold!

 

[alexxxela]

<(Profile picture)Prime Minister Ashley, is it? No, this is surely an iteration for a fantasy Nintendo 64 game!>

Sarah: Baby Ashley, Red, hot (meaning 'stolen')ice cream! Get it while it's cold!

Baby Ashley and Red both run downstairs. "Ice cream/ ice cweam!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley and Red both run downstairs. "Ice cream/ ice cweam!"

Sarah: Alright, everyone, take your pick. We have about twenty-four minutes before the law catches up!

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Alright, everyone, take your pick. We have about twenty-four minutes before the law catches up!

Baby Ashley climbs into a tub of ice cream that's much bigger than her, and starts eating. Ashley and Red fight over pistachio.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley climbs into a tub of ice cream that's much bigger than her, and starts eating. Ashley and Red fight over pistachio.

(Some police arrive)
Cop: Hey! You're eating stolen property!

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley climbs into a tub of ice cream that's much bigger than her, and starts eating. Ashley and Red fight over pistachio.

Sarah: We'll flip a coin. 'Heads' means Ashley gets it, and 'tails' means Red gets it...

(Some police arrive)
Cop: Hey! You're eating stolen property!

<Excellent timing. You deliberately waited twenty-four minutes, didn't you?>

Sarah: Ginger snap! The cops are here!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Sarah: We'll flip a coin. 'Heads' means Ashley gets it, and 'tails' means Red gets it...



<Excellent timing. You deliberately waited twenty-four minutes, didn't you?>

Sarah: Ginger snap! The cops are here!

<No, I guess I just hit it on the dot>
(The cops chase after them)

 

[Doc Monocle]

<No, I guess I just hit it on the dot>
(The cops chase after them)

Sarah: Everyone, stuff your cheeks!

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Everyone, stuff your cheeks!

Ashley, Red, and Baby Ashley eat all of it. "Now you have no proof!" Red says, his mouth full.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley, Red, and Baby Ashley eat all of it. "Now you have no proof!" Red says, his mouth full.

(The cops shoot tranquilizer darts at them)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley, Red, and Baby Ashley eat all of it. "Now you have no proof!" Red says, his mouth full.

Sarah: Yeah! (Kicks a vat downhill)

(The cops shoot tranquilizer darts at them)

Sarah: Ow! Tranqs... Thaaaaat... does it!... Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime... fooooo... Red... zdob bouncin' up and dooooown... (Stumbles)

 

[alexxxela]

(The cops shoot tranquilizer darts at them)

Baby Ashley gets hit. Red gets angry, and jabs the cops through their hearts with his trident.

Sarah: Yeah! (Kicks a vat downhill)




Sarah: Ow! Tranqs... Thaaaaat... does it!... Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime... fooooo... Red... zdob bouncin' up and dooooown... (Stumbles)

"Woooh....I sweepy....Night-night now...." Baby Ashley mumbles.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley gets hit. Red gets angry, and jabs the cops through their hearts with his trident.

"Woooh....I sweepy....Night-night now...." Baby Ashley mumbles.

<I have to go.>

Sarah falls asleep.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley gets hit. Red gets angry, and jabs the cops through their hearts with his trident.

"Woooh....I sweepy....Night-night now...." Baby Ashley mumbles.

(ShyHo then calls Red)
ShyHo: Hey, I’m hosting Shy-Fest. Wanna come?

 

[alexxxela]

<I have to go.>

Sarah falls asleep.

Ashley brings the bodies of the cops into the freezer in the basement, and then drags Baby Ashley and Sarah onto the couch. "Better..."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley brings the bodies of the cops into the freezer in the basement, and then drags Baby Ashley and Sarah onto the couch. "Better..."

<Even I cannot explain that picture. What is the inspiration?>

Sarah writes in her notebook after recovering. She holds a cookie in hand while doing so.

 

[alexxxela]

<Even I cannot explain that picture. What is the inspiration?>

Sarah writes in her notebook after recovering. She holds a cookie in hand while doing so.

Spoiler: WarioWare Get It Together minor spoiler

Ashley and Red get super hungry, and Ashley hallucinates that Red's head is a burger

Baby Ashley smells it, and it wakes her up. "Cookie."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Spoiler: WarioWare Get It Together minor spoiler

Ashley and Red get super hungry, and Ashley hallucinates that Red's head is a burger

Baby Ashley smells it, and it wakes her up. "Cookie."

Sarah: (Teasing Baby Ashley as she reaches for it, Sarah lifts the cookie repeatedly before tossing it to her. She then pulls the dart out of her back, which she had forgotten about.) Pfff... (Throws it away.)

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: (Teasing Baby Ashley as she reaches for it, Sarah lifts the cookie repeatedly before tossing it to her. She then pulls the dart out of her back, which she had forgotten about.) Pfff... (Throws it away.)

Baby Ashley eats the cookie. "I got one too!" she says, pointing at the dart in her own back. "We twins!"

Ashley pulls it out and tosses it in the fireplace. "There's gonna be a snowstorm tonight," she says. "We always lose power, so we don't want anyone getting hurt again."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley eats the cookie. "I got one too!" she says, pointing at the dart in her own back. "We twins!"

Ashley pulls it out and tosses it in the fireplace. "There's gonna be a snowstorm tonight," she says. "We always lose power, so we don't want anyone getting hurt again."

<That meshes perfectly with what I was thinking would happen next!...>

Sarah: I'll get gas for the generator.

 

[alexxxela]

<That meshes perfectly with what I was thinking would happen next!...>

Sarah: I'll get gas for the generator.

"We don't have a generator," Ashley says. "We rely on fire and magic"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"We don't have a generator," Ashley says. "We rely on fire and magic"

Sarah: Oh, okay... So is the mansion well-equipped then?

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Oh, okay... So is the mansion well-equipped then?

"I hope so," Ashley says. She turns to the camera intensely. "Apparently, this will be Diamond City's worst snowstorm yet."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I hope so," Ashley says. She turns to the camera intensely. "Apparently, this will be Diamond City's worst snowstorm yet."

Sarah: We really need to be sure of our preparedeness... I see snowflakes now!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"I hope so," Ashley says. She turns to the camera intensely. "Apparently, this will be Diamond City's worst snowstorm yet."

(Diamond City is blanketed in heavy amounts of snow, hail, and freezing rain)