I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

Sarah: We really need to be sure of our preparedeness... I see snowflakes now!

(Diamond City is blanketed in heavy amounts of snow, hail, and freezing rain)

Ashley begins to shiver. "There it is....Where's Alan?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley begins to shiver. "There it is....Where's Alan?"

Alan is in the basement reaching for a blanket from a basket.

Alan: T-too high!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley begins to shiver. "There it is....Where's Alan?"

Reporter: Some have not been able to keep up with the sudden frigid temperatures. We have asked WarioWare Inc COO ShyHo Maskuin on his thoughts.
ShyHo: Well, I think it’s just horrible! I definitely had nothing to do with this, but it’s horrible!

 

[alexxxela]

Alan is in the basement reaching for a blanket from a basket.

Alan: T-too high!

Ashley races downstairs and scoops him up. "We don't go into the basement without Ashley's permission!" she says, gritting her teeth. She grabs the blankets and goes back upstairs.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley races downstairs and scoops him up. "We don't go into the basement without Ashley's permission!" she says, gritting her teeth. She grabs the blankets and goes back upstairs.

Alan: Sowwy! Alan cold!

Sarah: Did you hear how how cold it was thought to be?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley races downstairs and scoops him up. "We don't go into the basement without Ashley's permission!" she says, gritting her teeth. She grabs the blankets and goes back upstairs.

(The interview ends and planes fly over Diamond City with messages)
Messages: Let’s see how you members of the human race survive this! It’s a special present from Magiiko! Or God, anyways, try to survive it. I don’t really give a damn.

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: Sowwy! Alan cold!

Sarah: Did you hear how how cold it was thought to be?

"Wicked cold," Ashley says, wrapping Alan in a blanket. "They didn't say exactly how cold, though."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Wicked cold," Ashley says, wrapping Alan in a blanket. "They didn't say exactly how cold, though."

Skully: It is -57.1 degrees Fahrenheit. Very, very cold.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Wicked cold," Ashley says, wrapping Alan in a blanket. "They didn't say exactly how cold, though."

(♢Everyone (even Alan) rolls their thumbs idly and looks at the same corner of the screen while conditions worsen in time lapse♢)

Alan, even from within his blanket, shivers and whines.

Sarah: (Steam on speech) Don't cry. I'll get the fire started...

Within minutes, everyone tries to be close to the fire... and then a knocking is heard...

Sarah: I'll get it... [Who would that be at this time?]

She opens the door and is met by a large, clown mask-clad person, whose (ICE CREAM!) truck is visible in the background.

Sarah: Oh, you again! (Prepares a dagger behind her back when she recognizes him as the person they stole ice cream from) Nice of you to drop by!

Sweet Tooth: (With his own blade behind his back) Absolutely! It's not every day that the people I visit aren't paying customers...
...

Alan: Alan don' feel good.

 

[alexxxela]

(♢Everyone (even Alan) rolls their thumbs idly and looks at the same corner of the screen while conditions worsen in time lapse♢)

Alan, even from within his blanket, shivers and whines.

Sarah: (Steam on speech) Don't cry. I'll get the fire started...

Within minutes, everyone tries to be close to the fire... and then a knocking is heard...

Sarah: I'll get it... [Who would that be at this time?]

She opens the door and is met by a large, clown mask-clad person, whose (ICE CREAM!) truck is visible in the background.

Sarah: Oh, you again! (Prepares a dagger behind her back when she recognizes him as the person they stole ice cream from) Nice of you to drop by!

Sweet Tooth: (With his own blade behind his back) Absolutely! It's not every day that the people I visit aren't paying customers...
...

Alan: Alan don' feel good.

Red goes up to the front door. "Hey! A little privacy? Get out!"

Ashley rubs Alan's back and holds him closer to the fire. "It's okay....Are you hungry?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Red goes up to the front door. "Hey! A little privacy? Get out!"

Ashley rubs Alan's back and holds him closer to the fire. "It's okay....Are you hungry?"

Alan: Nuh-uh. Alan scawed...

Sweet Tooth: You're the other little devil! (Reveals the blade boldly without doing anything immediately)

Sarah: (Chuckles) You need that giant thing? How about this?... (She stabs Sweet Tooth and kicks him down the stairs, closing the door afterwards)... He'll be right back!... (Licks a lollipop as a blade quickly piearces the door next to her head. She doesn't react to it, but continues licking as she picks up Red and sets him next to the stairs)... You should go tell the others to hide while they can... (Sits on the stairs with the dagger on her lap, throwing the lollipop away, and becoming frenzied as Blood Sugar.)

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: Nuh-uh. Alan scawed...

Sweet Tooth: You're the other little devil! (Reveals the blade boldly without doing anything immediately)

Sarah: (Chuckles) You need that giant thing? How about this?... (She stabs Sweet Tooth and kicks him down the stairs, closing the door afterwards)... He'll be right back!... (Licks a lollipop as a blade quickly piearces the door next to her head. She doesn't react to it, but continues licking as she picks up Red and sets him next to the stairs)... You should go tell the others to hide while they can... (Sits on the stairs with the dagger on her lap, throwing the lollipop away, and becoming frenzied as Blood Sugar.)

"It's okay. You'll be fine...." Ashley tells him. "Maybe you and Baby Ashley could make a.....pillow fort. That would be fun, I guess."

Red dashes outside and drags Sweet Tooth's body inside. "Whenever someone gets stabbed around here, they don't get away."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"It's okay. You'll be fine...." Ashley tells him. "Maybe you and Baby Ashley could make a.....pillow fort. That would be fun, I guess."

Red dashes outside and drags Sweet Tooth's body inside. "Whenever someone gets stabbed around here, they don't get away."

ShyHo: Is that so?
Lenna: ShyHo, is something wrong?
ShyHo: No, nothing's wrong. Where's Juliana?
Lenna: She's sleeping.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"It's okay. You'll be fine...." Ashley tells him. "Maybe you and Baby Ashley could make a.....pillow fort. That would be fun, I guess."

Red dashes outside and drags Sweet Tooth's body inside. "Whenever someone gets stabbed around here, they don't get away."

Alan: O-okay... (Grabs a pillow)...

Sarah: The nerve on him... I like the ice cream truck though. Maybe he wouldn't mind if it changed hands.

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: O-okay... (Grabs a pillow)...

Sarah: The nerve on him... I like the ice cream truck though. Maybe he wouldn't mind if it changed hands.

Baby Ashley helps him build, and when they're done, Ashley puts them in it. "There. You're nice and safe...."

"He won't be minding anything anymore!" Red says cheerfully, locking the body in the freezer.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley helps him build, and when they're done, Ashley puts them in it. "There. You're nice and safe...."

"He won't be minding anything anymore!" Red says cheerfully, locking the body in the freezer.

Alan: Yay! Giant fowt!

Sarah: Haha! Goody. I always wanted an ice cream truck!

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: Yay! Giant fowt!

Sarah: Haha! Goody. I always wanted an ice cream truck!

"Me too! Ashley's gonna be so happy!" Red exclaims.

Suddenly, the power cuts out. "Uh oh," Ashley says. "Don't be scared..."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Me too! Ashley's gonna be so happy!" Red exclaims.

Suddenly, the power cuts out. "Uh oh," Ashley says. "Don't be scared..."

Sarah: Outtage. Great!... We have to keep that fireplace going... Which means someone has to go outside now and again...

Alan: ... Alan... SCAWHAWHAWED! (Cries loudly)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Me too! Ashley's gonna be so happy!" Red exclaims.

Suddenly, the power cuts out. "Uh oh," Ashley says. "Don't be scared..."

ShyHo: Oh.. (Juliana wakes up and starts crying) But, first. (ShyHo changes his daughter) and then sends some Serv-Bots to install a generator)

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Outtage. Great!... We have to keep that fireplace going... Which means someone has to go outside now and again...

Alan: ... Alan... SCAWHAWHAWED! (Cries loudly)

"We've got plenty of wood inside...I think," Red says.

Ashley picks him up and squeezes him. "Shhh...It's okay," she says, handing him Mr. Gecko.

ShyHo: Oh.. (Juliana wakes up and starts crying) But, first. (ShyHo changes his daughter) and then sends some Serv-Bots to install a generator)

An ice spike falls and crushes the generator.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"We've got plenty of wood inside...I think," Red says.

Ashley picks him up and squeezes him. "Shhh...It's okay," she says, handing him Mr. Gecko.

An ice spike falls and crushes the generator.

(The Serv-Bots knock on Ashley's door)

 

[Doc Monocle]

"We've got plenty of wood inside...I think," Red says.

Ashley picks him up and squeezes him. "Shhh...It's okay," she says, handing him Mr. Gecko.

An ice spike falls and crushes the generator.

Sarah: Well that's convenient. So what should... Somebody else is at the door...

Alan calms down as he squeezes Mr. Gecko, causing a loud squeak.

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Well that's convenient. So what should... Somebody else is at the door...

Alan calms down as he squeezes Mr. Gecko, causing a loud squeak.

(The Serv-Bots knock on Ashley's door)

Ashley carries Alan over. "H-hello?" she asks, her teeth chattering.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley carries Alan over. "H-hello?" she asks, her teeth chattering.

(The Serv-Bots enter)
Serv-Bot: GENERATOR REQUIRED FOR POWER?

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley carries Alan over. "H-hello?" she asks, her teeth chattering.

//Sarah: [Wasn't expecting that!] (Throws a chocolate into her mouth)

Alan: C-c-c-c-cold!

(The Serv-Bots enter)
Serv-Bot: GENERATOR REQUIRED FOR POWER?

Sarah: [Wasn't expecting that either.]

 

[alexxxela]

(The Serv-Bots enter)
Serv-Bot: GENERATOR REQUIRED FOR POWER?

"N-no, it's f-fine. Our electricial w-wires aren't c-compatible with any g-generators anyways," Ashley says, closing the door.

//Sarah: [Wasn't expecting that!] (Throws a chocolate into her mouth)

Alan: C-c-c-c-cold!




Sarah: [Wasn't expecting that either.]

Ashley carries Alan away and back to the fireplace. "Nice and warm."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"N-no, it's f-fine. Our electricial w-wires aren't c-compatible with any g-generators anyways," Ashley says, closing the door.

Ashley carries Alan away and back to the fireplace. "Nice and warm."

Alan: (Slowly warming) W-when cold go away? (sneeze)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"N-no, it's f-fine. Our electricial w-wires aren't c-compatible with any g-generators anyways," Ashley says, closing the door.

Ashley carries Alan away and back to the fireplace. "Nice and warm."

(The Serv-Bots install a generator inside the basement and come back up)
Serv-Bot: ALL TRASH CANS IN BABY ASHLEY'S ROOM AND SOME TOILETS IN THE HOUSE LINK TO BIOMASS GENERATOR. HAVE A GO WITH IT.

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: (Slowly warming) W-when cold go away? (sneeze)

"It'll go away soon...." Ashley mumbles. Her stomach growls. "I need to go make dinner somehow...."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"It'll go away soon...." Ashley mumbles. Her stomach growls. "I need to go make dinner somehow...."

(The power comes back on due to the energy conversion from the diapers going into the biomass generator)

 

[alexxxela]

(The power comes back on due to the energy conversion from the diapers going into the biomass generator)

The biomass generator rusts rapidly, and the power goes back out. "Technology is usually destroyed by the magic here," Ashley says. "Plus, we d-don't need any help...."

 

[Doc Monocle]

The biomass generator rusts rapidly, and the power goes back out. "Technology is usually destroyed by the magic here," Ashley says. "Plus, we d-don't need any help...."

Sarah: Well, this is confusing.

Alan: W-what is happening?

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Well, this is confusing.

Alan: W-what is happening?

"It's alright...How about we make p-popcorn over the fire?" Ashley suggests.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

The biomass generator rusts rapidly, and the power goes back out. "Technology is usually destroyed by the magic here," Ashley says. "Plus, we d-don't need any help...."

Serv-Bot: WHY AREN'T WE RUSTING?

 

[Doc Monocle]

"It's alright...How about we make p-popcorn over the fire?" Ashley suggests.

Alan: Alan likes popcown!

 

[alexxxela]

Serv-Bot: WHY AREN'T WE RUSTING? ALSO, KILL PENNY! WHERE IS PENNY?

"You aren't killing Penny..." Ashley says. She snaps, and the Serv-Bots are teleported back to ShyHo's palace.

Alan: Alan likes popcown!

Ashley pours kernels into a small pot and holds them over the fire. Baby Ashley falls asleep, and wakes up in another cold place.....

She looks around and sees the cabin she was last in in the game world. "Brrr...Cold again!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"You aren't killing Penny..." Ashley says. She snaps, and the Serv-Bots are teleported back to ShyHo's palace.

Ashley pours kernels into a small pot and holds them over the fire. Baby Ashley falls asleep, and wakes up in another cold place.....

She looks around and sees the cabin she was last in in the game world. "Brrr...Cold again!"

ShyHo: Whoops. Maybe some malignant bugs got in. (ShyHo fixes the Serv-Bots to remove the code and teleports them back)
Serv-Bot: SORRY FOR THAT, THAT WAS DUE TO BUGS. WE MEANT KILL EXDEATH.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"You aren't killing Penny..." Ashley says. She snaps, and the Serv-Bots are teleported back to ShyHo's palace.

Ashley pours kernels into a small pot and holds them over the fire. Baby Ashley falls asleep, and wakes up in another cold place.....

She looks around and sees the cabin she was last in in the game world. "Brrr...Cold again!"

<It was a while since I updated numbers, so I am not sure what we should be using.>

Rita: Welcome back!

 

[alexxxela]

<It was a while since I updated numbers, so I am not sure what we should be using.>

Rita: Welcome back!

"Hewwo!" Baby Ashley says, waving. Ashley wakes up.

"Oh....We're here now..." she mutters.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Hewwo!" Baby Ashley says, waving. Ashley wakes up.

"Oh....We're here now..." she mutters.

(The Serv-Bots put Baby Ashley in the crib)