I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[Doc Monocle]

<I was walking home lmao and I forgot>
"Can you do it again?" Ashley asks.

< I shall wait. Please, walk safely>

Muhn: 《》

Muhn: FOCUS!

 

[alexxxela]

< I shall wait. Please, walk safely>

Muhn: 《》

Muhn: FOCUS!

<It was just like 5 minutes don't worry>
"Sorry!" Ashley says. "It's just...Baby Ashley is so stinky right now I can't focus on much else..."

 

[Doc Monocle]

<It was just like 5 minutes don't worry>
"Sorry!" Ashley says. "It's just...Baby Ashley is so stinky right now I can't focus on much else..."

Muhn:...

Muhn strikes the ice again-- this time, with noticeable drain...

Muhn: 《E.P. (120-20)/120》(-10 per attempt)

Muhn: FOCUS!

TIME UP! The hole freezes over again.

 

[alexxxela]

Muhn:...

Muhn strikes the ice again-- this time, with noticeable drain...

Muhn: 《E.P. (120-20)/120》(-10 per attempt)

Muhn: FOCUS!

TIME UP! The hole freezes over again.

<IM SORRY IM PLAYING TETRIS U KNOW HOW TETRIS IS!!!!>
Ashley puts Baby Ashley on the ground. "She is WAY too stinky! Please, just one more time!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

<IM SORRY IM PLAYING TETRIS U KNOW HOW TETRIS IS!!!!>
Ashley puts Baby Ashley on the ground. "She is WAY too stinky! Please, just one more time!"

<I see !: Baby Ashley= Tetris; Stinky= 'The screen is nearly cluttered with blocks!'>

Muhn strikes the ice again.

Muhn: 《E.P. 100-10/120》

<... and store-bought fish= copy and paste... (Muhn: Don't even think about it!)>

 

[alexxxela]

<I see !: Baby Ashley= Tetris; Stinky= 'The screen is nearly cluttered with blocks!'>

Muhn strikes the ice again.

Muhn: 《E.P. 100-10/120》

<... and store-bought fish= copy and paste... (Muhn: Don't even think about it!)>

<Yup, really stinky right now :/>
"Hewe, fishy fishy! Got one!" Baby Ashley says, grabbing a fish.

 

[Doc Monocle]

<Yup, really stinky right now :/>
"Hewe, fishy fishy! Got one!" Baby Ashley says, grabbing a fish.

Muhn nods in approval of the catch. He then strikes the ground again...

Muhn: 《E.P. 90-10》 Fish: 1/3.

 

[alexxxela]

Muhn nods in approval of the catch. He then strikes the ground again...

Muhn: 《E.P. 90-10》 Fish: 1/3.

Baby Ashley catches another fish. "Hewe fishy fishy!"

"They must be attracted to her stench," Ashley mutters.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley catches another fish. "Hewe fishy fishy!"

"They must be attracted to her stench," Ashley mutters.

A.R.: "GOT ONE!" You missed that part. You're in for a nasty surprise if you miss it again!

Muhn nods before striking again...

Muhn: 《E.P. 80-10》 Fish: 2/3.

 

[alexxxela]

A.R.: "GOT ONE!" You missed that part. You're in for a nasty surprise if you miss it again!

Muhn nods before striking again...

Muhn: 《E.P. 80-10》 Fish: 2/3.

"Hewe fishy fishy! Got one!" Baby Ashley says, getting another. Ashley groans at her cheesy dialogue.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Hewe fishy fishy! Got one!" Baby Ashley says, getting another. Ashley groans at her cheesy dialogue.

A.R.: Well done! The residents of Frostbite Village will now have plenty to eat... What? Three fish have gone around before-- Nothing too bizarre...

Muhn folds his arms as he lightly smiles.

Muhn: Return.

 

[alexxxela]

A.R.: Well done! The residents of Frostbite Village will now have plenty to eat... What? Three fish have gone around before-- Nothing too bizarre...

Muhn folds his arms as he lightly smiles.

Muhn: Return.

The group brings the fish back. "Alright, how are we gonna split three fish between all these people?" Ashley mutters. She then sees Baby Ashley covered in fish guts and chewing a bone. "Two fish."

 

[Doc Monocle]

The group brings the fish back. "Alright, how are we gonna split three fish between all these people?" Ashley mutters. She then sees Baby Ashley covered in fish guts and chewing a bone. "Two fish."

Virge approaches with a large knife.

Virge: Like this... (Rapidly cuts the fish into invisible 'steaks,' giving everyone a 'slice.')

 

[alexxxela]

Virge approaches with a large knife.

Virge: Like this... (Rapidly cuts the fish into invisible 'steaks,' giving everyone a 'slice.')

Ashley eats her 'steak' unhappily. JP stares at hers in confusion. "Where has fish gone?" she asks.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley eats her 'steak' unhappily. JP stares at hers in confusion. "Where has fish gone?" she asks.

Virge: Food for thought, I guess... (Cymbal is struck after drum)

W. Ashley, Baby Ashley, and JP Ashley suddenly and mysteriously lose all status ailments, and recover all health and E.P.

 

[alexxxela]

Virge: Food for thought, I guess... (Cymbal is struck after drum)

W. Ashley, Baby Ashley, and JP Ashley suddenly and mysteriously lose all status ailments, and recover all health and E.P.

Ashley unwrinkles her nose at Baby Ashley's stench. "Huh, she's clean now...How did you do that?" she asks.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley unwrinkles her nose at Baby Ashley's stench. "Huh, she's clean now...How did you do that?" she asks.

Virge: Never underestimate the power of underestimated food!

 

[alexxxela]

Virge: Never underestimate the power of underestimated food!

JP eats her fish slice. "Still hungry..." she mumbles.

"Never underestimate her appetite!" Ashley says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

JP eats her fish slice. "Still hungry..." she mumbles.

"Never underestimate her appetite!" Ashley says.

Virge: Good, because it works like this. We could have one more villager over, and they would be fed too. Add another, and so will they. Get the picture?... (Rapidly throws invisible 'steaks' at JP Ashley)... Tell me when you've had enough!

 

[alexxxela]

Virge: Good, because it works like this. We could have one more villager over, and they would be fed too. Add another, and so will they. Get the picture?... (Rapidly throws invisible 'steaks' at JP Ashley)... Tell me when you've had enough!

JP eats them too. "These taste....sadness," she says. Her stomach growls loudly.

 

[Doc Monocle]

JP eats them too. "These taste....sadness," she says. Her stomach growls loudly.

Virge: (Stops throwing) But why?... I cooked 'em, y'know. I cooked 'em behind the scenes in game time... Alright, I blew it. Tell people it tastes good AFTER they finished eating.

Rita: What is this? STOOOOOOOOOOP! You've just broken the number one rule of games-- never have infinities!

Virge: What was I supposed to do? Everybody was starving, and someone had the brilliant idea to catch three fish to feed them all!

Rita: Yes, but that doesn't really work here.

 

[Yiptap]

(After getting bored from all the Subspace nonsense, Jack Frost freezes Ness and carries Luigi's unconscious body through a vortex which leads to the Mushroom Kingdom. Jack Frost leaves Luigi to rest in his house in his bed, and then takes Ness's frozen body and hides it under the floor boards. Jack Frost then goes back into the vortex and manages to retrieve the trophies of Pyro Jack, Jack Ripper, and King Frost, all of which are from the Shin Megami Tensei series. The portal takes Jack Frost to under Ashley's house and stashes the trophies there for later. Jack Frost then, for some reason, enters the vortex again, which this time, leads to where everyone is. The Subspace army, however, enters a vortex which leads to an unknown destination, though nothing really happens besides the fact that the Subspace troops reside in the multiverse.)

Virge: (Stops throwing) But why?... I cooked 'em, y'know. I cooked 'em behind the scenes in game time... Alright, I blew it. Tell people it tastes good AFTER they finished eating.

Rita: What is this? STOOOOOOOOOOP! You've just broken the number one rule of games-- never have infinities!

Virge: What was I supposed to do? Everybody was starving, and someone had the brilliant idea to catch three fish to feed them all!

Rita: Yes, but that doesn't really work here.

(Jack Frost stumbles out of the portal and into the scene.)
Jack Frost: What's going on here, ho?

 

[alexxxela]

Virge: (Stops throwing) But why?... I cooked 'em, y'know. I cooked 'em behind the scenes in game time... Alright, I blew it. Tell people it tastes good AFTER they finished eating.

Rita: What is this? STOOOOOOOOOOP! You've just broken the number one rule of games-- never have infinities!

Virge: What was I supposed to do? Everybody was starving, and someone had the brilliant idea to catch three fish to feed them all!

Rita: Yes, but that doesn't really work here.

JP's stomach growls even more loudly. "Motto
motto!" she wails. "More food!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Virge: (Stops throwing) But why?... I cooked 'em, y'know. I cooked 'em behind the scenes in game time... Alright, I blew it. Tell people it tastes good AFTER they finished eating.

Rita: What is this? STOOOOOOOOOOP! You've just broken the number one rule of games-- never have infinities!

Virge: What was I supposed to do? Everybody was starving, and someone had the brilliant idea to catch three fish to feed them all!

Rita: Yes, but that doesn't really work here.

(ShyHo and Lenna continue to investigate the game world, leaving Juliana with Jenny again.)

 

[Doc Monocle]

(After getting bored from all the Subspace nonsense, Jack Frost freezes Ness and carries Luigi's unconscious body through a vortex which leads to the Mushroom Kingdom. Jack Frost leaves Luigi to rest in his house in his bed, and then takes Ness's frozen body and hides it under the floor boards. Jack Frost then goes back into the vortex and manages to retrieve the trophies of Pyro Jack, Jack Ripper, and King Frost, all of which are from the Shin Megami Tensei series. The portal takes Jack Frost to under Ashley's house and stashes the trophies there for later. Jack Frost then, for some reason, enters the vortex again, which this time, leads to where everyone is. The Subspace army, however, enters a vortex which leads to an unknown destination, though nothing really happens besides the fact that the Subspace troops reside in the multiverse.)


(Jack Frost stumbles out of the portal and into the scene.)
Jack Frost: What's going on here, ho?

A.R.: This is a videogame starring Ashley. She wants to make a name for herself.

JP's stomach growls even more loudly. "Motto
motto!" she wails. "More food!"

Virge: Okay... We have have a few pickles, but that might not be the most filling snack.

(ShyHo and Lenna continue to investigate the game world, leaving Juliana with Jenny again.)

A.R.: Ashley's going to be super mad if she finds out you're still here. She desperately wants to star in her own game.

 

[Yiptap]

A.R.: This is a videogame starring Ashley. She wants to make a name for herself.



Virge: Okay... We have have a few pickles, but that might not be the most filling snack.



A.R.: Ashley's going to be super mad if she finds out you're still here. She desperately wants to star in her own game.

Jack Frost: (Hops up and down in excitement) Ooh Ooh! Can Jack Frost be in it? Hee Ho!

 

[alexxxela]

Virge: Okay... We have have a few pickles, but that might not be the most filling snack.

JP nods. "Pickles! Anything!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Jack Frost: (Hops up and down in excitement) Ooh Ooh! Can Jack Frost be in it? Hee Ho!

A.R.: You really should ask Ashley. I'm just the notification bar and quest helper.

JP nods. "Pickles! Anything!"

Virge: Okay, but I only have four... here...

 

[Yiptap]

A.R.: You really should ask Ashley. I'm just the notification bar and quest helper.



Virge: Okay, but I only have four... here...

(Jack Frost runs to Ashley) Hee Hey Ashley! Can you add me to the game? Hee Ho!

 

[alexxxela]

Virge: Okay, but I only have four... here...

JP scarfs them down and burps. "More!"

"Uh oh," Ashley says. "When she's hungry, she gets cranky."

(Jack Frost runs to Ashley) Hee Hey Ashley! Can you add me to the game? Hee Ho!

"Who are you?" Ashley asks.

 

[Doc Monocle]

(Jack Frost runs to Ashley) Hee Hey Ashley! Can you add me to the game? Hee Ho!

<I am waiting for alexxxela , as they are the one playing Ashley. >

 

[KingBooGengar57]

A.R.: Ashley's going to be super mad if she finds out you're still here. She desperately wants to star in her own game.

ShyHo: I don't really care..

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: I don't really care..

A.R.: Okay... I'm just the messenger...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

A.R.: Okay... I'm just the messenger...

ShyHo: Don't care.

 

[Yiptap]

<I am waiting for alexxxela , as they are the one playing Ashley. >

<I know, I just always quote posts to show that I've seen them>

JP scarfs them down and burps. "More!"

"Uh oh," Ashley says. "When she's hungry, she gets cranky."

"Who are you?" Ashley asks.

Jack Frost: It is I, Jack Frost, your favorite snowman! (Jack Frost marches around in a circle while chanting "Hee-Ho! Hee-Ho!") Anyways, can you add me in the game now? That would be Hee-Ho spectacular!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

<I know, I just always quote posts to show that I've seen them>


Jack Frost: It is I, Jack Frost, your favorite snowman! (Jack Frost marches around in a circle while chanting "Hee-Ho! Hee-Ho!") Anyways, can you add me in the game now? That would be Hee-Ho spectacular!

ShyHo: There's a snowman here?
Lenna: Hello, where are you from?

 

[alexxxela]

Jack Frost: It is I, Jack Frost, your favorite snowman! (Jack Frost marches around in a circle while chanting "Hee-Ho! Hee-Ho!") Anyways, can you add me in the game now? That would be Hee-Ho spectacular!

"As long as I'm still the main character!" Ashley says.

"Nuh-uh! I am!" Baby Ashley says. They continue arguing and don't notice JP run away.

ShyHo: There's a snowman here?
Lenna: Hello, where are you from?

"SHYHO! LEAVE!" JP screams. "I HATE YOU! NOT YOUR GAME!"

 

[Yiptap]

ShyHo: There's a snowman here?
Lenna: Hello, where are you from?

Jack Frost: My name is Jack Frost, ho! Look at this! (Jack Frost summons a Jack Frost clone. The Jack Frost clone then hi-fives his creator)

"As long as I'm still the main character!" Ashley says.

"Nuh-uh! I am!" Baby Ashley says. They continue arguing and don't notice JP run away.

"SHYHO! LEAVE!" JP screams. "I HATE YOU! NOT YOUR GAME!"

Jack Frost: Hee-Hooray! (Jack Frost does a little jig before collapsing from tiredness.) <I'm afk from here>

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Jack Frost: My name is Jack Frost, ho! Look at this! (Jack Frost summons a Jack Frost clone. The Jack Frost clone then hi-fives his creator)


Jack Frost: Hee-Hooray! (Jack Frost does a little jig before collapsing from tiredness.) <I'm afk from here>

ShyHo: Cool. That's interesting,
Lenna: Alright.

"As long as I'm still the main character!" Ashley says.

"Nuh-uh! I am!" Baby Ashley says. They continue arguing and don't notice JP run away.

"SHYHO! LEAVE!" JP screams. "I HATE YOU! NOT YOUR GAME!"

ShyHo: Whoopity doo! Could care less!

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Don't care.

A.R.: So what will you do?

<I know, I just always quote posts to show that I've seen them>


Jack Frost: It is I, Jack Frost, your favorite snowman! (Jack Frost marches around in a circle while chanting "Hee-Ho! Hee-Ho!") Anyways, can you add me in the game now? That would be Hee-Ho spectacular!

A.R.: Well, since I haven't done the best job of it before, we could reset some numbers, give you a set of mechanics, and voilà!