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ShyHo: Yeah, I'm pretty sure a pedophile or a rapist would want to come here thinking they can change only to find that it's nothing like what the title says. Also, no.
"Ugh...." Ashley mutters. "When does...the bus come?"
Al: Our pamphlets make it pretty clear what this camp is about. Now, if you have a problem with that, you can leave. Otherwise, you're trespassing.
Mark: Should be ten o' clock... (Looks at watch) Oh, it is ten o' clock. It should be here any minute.
The bus arrives, and Ashley gets on. She looks at a map, and finds that she's an hour away from Diamond City.
(ShyHo takes out his double-barrel shotgun)
Belly returns.
Norm: Bye-bye, now! (Resumes talking (as above))
Al: Yup.
(ShyHo puts the shotgun away and takes out his 9mm, then shoots Al in both arms.)
Al, without much nervous reaction, dies.
(ShyHo casts Raise on him)
Al: What's with people being armed with two pistols, a shotgun, and probably a whole armory, and not being noticed in the first place... Anyway, you're still trespassing.
ShyHo: How? Isn't a summer camp public property?
Baby Ashley continues to cry. "She hates it! It was all for her!"
Al: This isn't a summer camp... exactly. It's a place where naughty children go to learn to be pleasant, and the camp is, but this hut isn't part of it. There are signs up, you know.
Dust Bunny: (Tries to sponge the floor, but quite funnily has his work undone by falling dust. He answers the door...) Ashley, you're back early. They must have found your behavior very good. Come in.
ShyHo: Didn't bother reading the signs. (ShyHo makes his exit)
Ashley enters. "The place was torture..." she mutters. Suddenly, Baby Ashley teleports in.
Dust Bunny: (Sigh) What burned down?
(Kirby and Juice Kid walk in)
"They did it to me first! They just made me angry!" Ashley says. "It was terrible there, anyways. Baby Ashley kept trying to make us do stupid things!"
Kirby: I wonder how you became this?
(ShyHo and Lenna drive towards the bus stop and see Ashley)
Dust Bunny: I think you're missing the point. We had you go there so you could exercise whatever goodness you have. This completely undermines that!
"It was impossible to be good! It was so aggravating!" Ashley growls. "I already have to deal with Baby Ashley here anyways!"
Dust Bunny: I know you did... Well, I suppose anyone would be a little cranky because of that. Okay, next time we plan an event, Baby Ashley will be here with us... Baby Ashley, I know you want to be good pals with Ashley, but we have to respect her wishes sometimes.
"As long as she isn't the one doing the planning," Ashley says, folding her arms.
Dust Bunny: Let's just let her be alone next time around, okay? You can always spend time with her afterwards.
"Okay..." Baby Ashley mumbles. She hugs Ashley. "I sowwy."
Dust Bunny: Ashley came back from camp. She's very annoyed with Baby Ashley... Now that I think of it, she's annoyed with every version of herself, and not just other people. I think we should give her her very own... That won't work. She kinda already is entitled.
"Her very own....what?" Red mumbles, rubbing his head.
Dust Bunny: Her very sky hotel, complete with a replica bio system and climate control, make-believe flora and fauna, a decaf latté machine, and a bunch of people waiting on her hand and foot... Okay, so maybe the latté machine is a bit over the top.
"Oh, she doesn't need that. Her ego would get so big it would suffocate her," Red says. Baby Ashley starts to cry loudly from the library.
Dust Bunny: Ashley said or did something to her. I just know it... (Flies over to the library, and stands in one place, staring at Ashley.)
Ashley is holding Baby Ashley's feet over the cauldron with a knife to her big toes. There's already a tiny cut. "The potion recipe said it needs fresh baby toes! What else am I supposed to do?" she says.
(ShyHo calls Ashley)
(Choose...)
Baby Ashley hides her face as the potion explodes. "Now look what you've done!" Ashley growls. "You ruined it! There's no way I'm going to see Dr. Shrunk!"
Dust Bunny: Oh, yes you are. Do you realize the gravity of what you did?
"Aww, did I ruin the poor wittle baby's cute wittle toes? I sowwy!" Ashley mocks. "What does she even need them for? Balance? She can barely walk anyways!"
Dust Bunny: You were going to mutilate and torture a baby so you could play wicked witch of the mess! Never mind that she would not walk properly because of it! (Checks the severity of the injury)... I'm glad I got here. She is not going to be around you anymore until you get help...(Screen cut) This is Dr. Shrunk?