I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: You were going to mutilate and torture a baby so you could play wicked witch of the mess! Never mind that she would not walk properly because of it! (Checks the severity of the injury)... I'm glad I got here. She is not going to be around you anymore until you get help...(Screen cut) This is Dr. Shrunk?

Shrunk: (Clown music plays softly) Hehehhe... <... heheheawikipage only informs his behavior...>...hehehe... I am.

Ashley sits in the corner, facing away from everyone. "I hate you!" she yells, kicking her feet. "Let me go!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley sits in the corner, facing away from everyone. "I hate you!" she yells, kicking her feet. "Let me go!"

Dust Bunny backs away, looking into a phone book...

Dr. Shrunk: Heh, don't cry now... Lovely soup there. Can I have a taste?

Dust Bunny: (Looking up with wide eyes) NO! Don't drink that!

Shrunk: (Closing eyes while bringing the ladle closer to his mouth) Why, what's wrong with it?

Dust Bunny knocks the ladle away.

Shrunk: Mind your manners. It can't be any worse than my wife's chicken soup.

Dust Bunny: That isn't soup, and you're not helping!

Shrunk: Helping with what?

Dust Bunny: Ashley has a nightmare of emotional problems, and it's driving everyone crazy! That thing in the pot... I told her to stop playing with potions!

Shrunk: Oh, well, why didn't you say so? I can help.

Dust Bunny: I did say so! I called... (Checks the number he called, seeing Dr. Srunk)... $That means...$

Shrunk: Okay, little Ashley, are you ready for your first treatment of laughs?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny backs away, looking into a phone book...

Dr. Shrunk: Heh, don't cry now... Lovely soup there. Can I have a taste?

Dust Bunny: (Looking up with wide eyes) NO! Don't drink that!

Shrunk: (Closing eyes while bringing the ladle closer to his mouth) Why, what's wrong with it?

Dust Bunny knocks the ladle away.

Shrunk: Mind your manners. It can't be any worse than my wife's chicken soup.

Dust Bunny: That isn't soup, and you're not helping!

Shrunk: Helping with what?

Dust Bunny: Ashley has a nightmare of emotional problems, and it's driving everyone crazy! That thing in the pot... I told her to stop playing with potions!

Shrunk: Oh, well, why didn't you say so? I can help.

Dust Bunny: I did say so! I called... (Checks the number he called, seeing Dr. Srunk)... $That means...$

Shrunk: Okay, little Ashley, are you ready for your first treatment of laughs?

"No! I don't want you to!" Ashley yells. Baby Ashley cries again, and Red comes in.

"What's going on?" he asks.

 

[Mamboo07]

"No! I don't want you to!" Ashley yells. Baby Ashley cries again, and Red comes in.

"What's going on?" he asks.

Kirby: She tried to cut off a baby's toes and held her over a cauldron, that was Baby Ashley who had to go through this.

Juice Kid: agrees with Kirby nodding his head

 

[alexxxela]

Kirby: She tried to cut off a baby's toes and held her over a cauldron, that was Baby Ashley who had to go through this.

Juice Kid: agrees with Kirby nodding his head

"Baby's toes? That means....she was trying to make a happiness potion!" Red exclaims. Ashley pouts and looks away.

 

[Mamboo07]

"Baby's toes? That means....she was trying to make a happiness potion!" Red exclaims. Ashley pouts and looks away.

Kirby: Which is just twisted and inhumane.

 

[alexxxela]

Kirby: Which is just twisted and inhumane.

"I wanted to make the potion....for her," Ashley mumbles, blushing.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"I wanted to make the potion....for her," Ashley mumbles, blushing.

(ShyHo calls Red)
ShyHo: Hey, can I use the monsters in your basement for target practice?

 

[Doc Monocle]

"No! I don't want you to!" Ashley yells. Baby Ashley cries again, and Red comes in.

"What's going on?" he asks.

Dust Bunny: Yeah, what Kirby said...

Dr. Shrunk: (Chuckle) You know, that's the most welcoming thing I've heard all day... Well, don't be shy. Let me tell you, I'm a licensed hypnotherapist in breakfastcerealand... So let's start with your potion penchant...

Dust Bunny: $What have I done?$

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo calls Red)
ShyHo: Hey, can I use the monsters in your basement for target practice?

"No, they're refugees," Red says. "They've agreed not to hurt us if we don't hurt them."

Dust Bunny: Yeah, what Kirby said...

Dr. Shrunk: (Chuckle) You know, that's the most welcoming thing I've heard all day... Well, don't be shy. Let me tell you, I'm a licensed hypnotherapist in breakfastcerealand... So let's start with your potion penchant...

Dust Bunny: $What have I done?$

"You can't make me not make potions anymore!" Ashley growls. "You can't do anything to me!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"No, they're refugees," Red says. "They've agreed not to hurt us if we don't hurt them."

"You can't make me not make potions anymore!" Ashley growls. "You can't do anything to me!"

ShyHo: Relax, I have guns with tranquilizer darts in them and explosives loaded with sleep gas. They won't be hurt.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"No, they're refugees," Red says. "They've agreed not to hurt us if we don't hurt them."

"You can't make me not make potions anymore!" Ashley growls. "You can't do anything to me!"

Dust Bunny: Ahehe... It's time for you to go.

Shrunk: But wait. She hasn't heard my funniest joke yet.

Dust Bunny: What's your funniest joke?

Shrunk: Okay, okay. So... (laughs intermittently)... I walked into this... into this bar, see... and... Sorry... and I told the bartender... (falls down laughing)... Okay, okay... So the bartender... (Carries on unintelligibly as a blur in the background)

Dust Bunny: Please (on his knees) just stop with the potions! (Shrunk: ...and then he said...)

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Ahehe... It's time for you to go.

Shrunk: But wait. She hasn't heard my funniest joke yet.

Dust Bunny: What's your funniest joke?

Shrunk: Okay, okay. So... (laughs intermittently)... I walked into this... into this bar, see... and... Sorry... and I told the bartender... (falls down laughing)... Okay, okay... So the bartender... (Carries on unintelligibly as a blur in the background)

Dust Bunny: Please (on his knees) just stop with the potions! (Shrunk: ...and then he said...)

<afk cuz im at six flags>
"I won't stop! I won't!" Ashley yells. "It's my favorite thing to do and you can't stop me!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

<afk cuz im at six flags>
"I won't stop! I won't!" Ashley yells. "It's my favorite thing to do and you can't stop me!"

<Have fun!>

Dust Bunny: Why not try chemistry?

 

[alexxxela]

<Have fun!>

Dust Bunny: Why not try chemistry?

<I'm back. I was there for a few hours but it was a smaller one called The Great Escape, way smaller than the one in new england I usually go to, and a lot of the rides were closed. It was alright tho>
"I don't want to! I want my potions!" Ashley yells, stomping her foot.

"Get ready for one of her tantrums. She's already acting like a toddler," Red mutters.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(ShyHo teleports to Ashley's house, armed with his tranq guns and sleep gas explosives. He heads into the basement)
ShyHo: Whoever's in here, show yourself!

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo teleports to Ashley's house, armed with his tranq guns and sleep gas explosives. He heads into the basement)
ShyHo: Whoever's in here, show yourself!

Red goes down into the basement. "ShyHo! Get out of here! You're not using our monsters for target practice!" he yells.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Red goes down into the basement. "ShyHo! Get out of here! You're not using our monsters for target practice!" he yells.

(ShyHo throws a sleep grenade into the darkness)

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo throws a sleep grenade into the darkness)

It doesn't work. "GET OUT! YOU'RE NOT HURTING THEM EVEN IF YOU PUT THEM TO SLEEP!" Red screams.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

It doesn't work. "GET OUT! YOU'RE NOT HURTING THEM EVEN IF YOU PUT THEM TO SLEEP!" Red screams.

(ShyHo throws a few beer bottles at him)
ShyHo: Drink these. Stop annoying me.

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo throws a few beer bottles at him)
ShyHo: Drink these. Stop annoying me.

"You're annoying me! You barged into our basement and tried to hurt our monsters! Go to the demon realm or something!" Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"You're annoying me! You barged into our basement and tried to hurt our monsters! Go to the demon realm or something!" Red says.

(ShyHo shoots Red with his tranq pistol, but a “Bang!” flag comes out instead of a dart)

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo shoots Red with his tranq pistol, but a “Bang!” flag comes out instead of a dart)

"Please! Just go to the demon realm! I don't know what's been up with you lately, but you've been real violent! Thinking that guns will fix all your problems! I'm not having this, so I want you to leave instead of hurting me, Ashley, or anyone else!" Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Please! Just go to the demon realm! I don't know what's been up with you lately, but you've been real violent! Thinking that guns will fix all your problems! I'm not having this, so I want you to leave instead of hurting me, Ashley, or anyone else!" Red says.

ShyHo: Well, I’m completely insane. (ShyHo’s guns are removed from his person by a Serv-Bot). Hey, what the hell?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Well, I’m completely insane. (ShyHo’s guns are removed from his person by a Serv-Bot). Hey, what the hell?

"I don't know! Listen, Ashley's not in a good mood right now, and I need to take care of her," Red says, leaving.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"I don't know! Listen, Ashley's not in a good mood right now, and I need to take care of her," Red says, leaving.

ShyHo: Those who have wronged me are my enemies. The monsters have not wronged me. I shall do them no harm. (He leaves)

 

[Doc Monocle]

<I'm back. I was there for a few hours but it was a smaller one called The Great Escape, way smaller than the one in new england I usually go to, and a lot of the rides were closed. It was alright tho>
"I don't want to! I want my potions!" Ashley yells, stomping her foot.

"Get ready for one of her tantrums. She's already acting like a toddler," Red mutters.

Dust Bunny: There has to be something we can do... DR. SHRUNK, WILL YOU SHUT UP!

Shrunk: ... (Not hearing) So I slid the mug over...

Curtains suddenly appear, and Dust Bunny lifts them, revealing cardboard audience members. Shrunk becomes nervous, and he runs away embarrassed while laughing prematurely.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: There has to be something we can do... DR. SHRUNK, WILL YOU SHUT UP!

Shrunk: ... (Not hearing) So I slid the mug over...

Curtains suddenly appear, and Dust Bunny lifts them, revealing cardboard audience members. Shrunk becomes nervous, and he runs away embarrassed while laughing prematurely.

Baby Ashley sees the fake audience too, and starts to cry. "I no want to teweport right now!" she wails.

Ashley glares at Dust Bunny. "Great! You ruined the happiness potion I was making for her!" she growls.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley sees the fake audience too, and starts to cry. "I no want to teweport right now!" she wails.

Ashley glares at Dust Bunny. "Great! You ruined the happiness potion I was making for her!" she growls.

Dust Bunny: About these potions, they're not making life any better. They just have you doing all kinds of stupid stuff, and you buy it every time. Someone always gets hurt. Why can't you see that?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: About these potions, they're not making life any better. They just have you doing all kinds of stupid stuff, and you buy it every time. Someone always gets hurt. Why can't you see that?

"Because they do work! Plus, if it wasn't for them, I would have died from magical diseases or injuries or poisons! If I take your advice and stop making potions, that could happen again!" Ashley shouts. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT POTIONS CAN ALSO DO? HARMLESSLY REGROW BABY'S TOES AFTER YOU USE THEM TO MAKE SAID BABY HAPPIER!" She smashes a vase and storms away.

"Yep! There goes the toddler!" Red says, wiping sweat from his brow. "Man, who knew a girl so tiny could be so loud."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Because they do work! Plus, if it wasn't for them, I would have died from magical diseases or injuries or poisons! If I take your advice and stop making potions, that could happen again!" Ashley shouts. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT POTIONS CAN ALSO DO? HARMLESSLY REGROW BABY'S TOES AFTER YOU USE THEM TO MAKE SAID BABY HAPPIER!" She smashes a vase and storms away.

"Yep! There goes the toddler!" Red says, wiping sweat from his brow. "Man, who knew a girl so tiny could be so loud."

Dust Bunny: I think... (picks up a shard from the vase) Baby Ashley should be kept away from her. If she doesn't know what's good for her, and is willing to cause harm to get what she wants, she's not going to draw the line at Baby Ashley... Up, up (picks her up)... I'm gonna do something...

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: I think... (picks up a shard from the vase) Baby Ashley should be kept away from her. If she doesn't know what's good for her, and is willing to cause harm to get what she wants, she's not going to draw the line at Baby Ashley... Up, up (picks her up)... I'm gonna do something...

"Well, she was just trying to help her by making a happiness potion for her, but I don't think she understands that mutilating someone is still bad if you repair them afterwards," Red says. "I'll try to find Ashley, so just keep Baby Ashley safe."

"Big Ashwee hates me!" Baby Ashley wails. "I want Mommy!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Well, she was just trying to help her by making a happiness potion for her, but I don't think she understands that mutilating someone is still bad if you repair them afterwards," Red says. "I'll try to find Ashley, so just keep Baby Ashley safe."

"Big Ashwee hates me!" Baby Ashley wails. "I want Mommy!"

Dust Bunny: Mommy isn't too good in the head right now. I know you want Mommy (rocks her).

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Mommy isn't too good in the head right now. I know you want Mommy (rocks her).

"Mommy!" Baby Ashley cries. "Wh-where Big Ashwee an' Mommy go? Is Big Ashwee g-gonna hurt me again?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Mommy!" Baby Ashley cries. "Wh-where Big Ashwee an' Mommy go? Is Big Ashwee g-gonna hurt me again?"

Dust Bunny: No, Ashley isn't coming anywhere near you anymore-- not while she's on this thing about potions and what not. You are safe. (To cheer her up, he takes her upstairs to see Sarah) Let's see Mommy real quick. We shouldn't stay long though.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: No, Ashley isn't coming anywhere near you anymore-- not while she's on this thing about potions and what not. You are safe. (To cheer her up, he takes her upstairs to see Sarah) Let's see Mommy real quick. We shouldn't stay long though.

"Mommy!" Baby Ashley says, toddling over to her. She stands up and puts her hands on the bed, trying to see the top of it. "Hewwo!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Mommy!" Baby Ashley says, toddling over to her. She stands up and puts her hands on the bed, trying to see the top of it. "Hewwo!"

Sarah plays with her hat as she giggles.

Sarah: Isn't she adorable?

Dust Bunny: Yeah-- a thing to kill for... hehe (nervous of Sarah's uncharacteristic behavior)

Sarah: Come here, my little spooky pumpkin! (Lifts her above her head. Dust Bunny nearly protests, but stops.)... How's my darling been?

<I am done for the moment.>

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah plays with her hat as she giggles.

Sarah: Isn't she adorable?

Dust Bunny: Yeah-- a thing to kill for... hehe (nervous of Sarah's uncharacteristic behavior)

Sarah: Come here, my little spooky pumpkin! (Lifts her above her head. Dust Bunny nearly protests, but stops.)... How's my darling been?

<I am done for the moment.>

Baby Ashley giggles, but then frowns suddenly. "Big Ashwee hurt me..." she mumbles. She shows her her toe. "Got a boo-boo."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley giggles, but then frowns suddenly. "Big Ashwee hurt me..." she mumbles. She shows her her toe. "Got a boo-boo."

Sarah: (Inhales orally in seeming shock) That's a big boo-boo!... Mommy's so proud!

Dust Bunny: Umm... Okay. So I think we should be going now, Baby Ashley has other... baby things to do.

Sarah: (Wide-eyed, she turns at him as a piano covers all keys in swift succession, with ascending pitch) But I'm insulted. We aren't strangers after all.

Dust Bunny freezes in place momentarily, shocked by Sarah's unblinking stare, abruptness, and pale face.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Sarah: (Inhales orally in seeming shock) That's a big boo-boo!... Mommy's so proud!

Dust Bunny: Umm... Okay. So I think we should be going now, Baby Ashley has other... baby things to do.

Sarah: (Wide-eyed, she turns at him as a piano covers all keys in swift succession, with ascending pitch) But I'm insulted. We aren't strangers after all.

Dust Bunny freezes in place momentarily, shocked by Sarah's unblinking stare, abruptness, and pale face.

(ShyHo calls Dust Bunny)
ShyHo: Hey, I know we haven’t talked in a while. But, wanna come over to my house?