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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

KingBooGengar57

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Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny: Hey. Not much... Actually, quite a bit. Ashley hurt Baby Ashley, and was about to do much more so she could make a potion. We stopped her though.
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ShyHo: Figures.
Lenna: Oh, hello Dust Bunny. How are you?
ShyHo: Ashley hurt her younger self and tried to make a potion out of her.
Lenna: That’s horrific.
ShyHo: Anyways, ever played Quake, Dust Bunny?
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny: No. In fact, I don't think I've ever played a first-person shooter.
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ShyHo: Well, essentially they’re games where you go around shooting enemies with guns. Like Call of Duty. Me and my sister-in-law and my friends play death matches on Quake and Call of Duty. They’re fun. Anyways, we have to go to bed. Good night. (He and Lenna go to bed)
<Have to go>
 
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ShyHo: Then, try out a third person shooter. Anyways, night-night.
Lenna: Goodbye, Dust Bunny. (They both go to bed)
<I’m gone>
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Dust Bunny: Bye.

He returns. Upon opening the door to the upstairs bedroom, he is shocked to find Sarah in the very same position as before.

Dust Bunny: $Why did I open this door?$
 
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Baby Ashley whimpers. "Mommy wooks scawwy..." she whines. "Will she get better?"
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Sarah: Better? (Begins moving)... This is the greatest I've ever felt! I'm so full of energy, and I feel like I can do anything!

Dust Bunny: Sarah, you're not you. Go back to bed, and we'll make some medicine.

Sarah: There's no cure for being on top of the world!... (Tilts head as she slowly walks forward)... What's wrong, my little sweet...

Dust Bunny: Ah-ah-ah... (Pulls back)... Get some rest!

Dust Bunny exits the room. I don't know what's wrong with her, but I don't feel quite comfortable leaving you with her.
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Sarah: Better? (Begins moving)... This is the greatest I've ever felt! I'm so full of energy, and I feel like I can do anything!

Dust Bunny: Sarah, you're not you. Go back to bed, and we'll make some medicine.

Sarah: There's no cure for being on top of the world!... (Tilts head as she slowly walks forward)... What's wrong, my little sweet...

Dust Bunny: Ah-ah-ah... (Pulls back)... Get some rest!

Dust Bunny exits the room. I don't know what's wrong with her, but I don't feel quite comfortable leaving you with her.
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"She smell icky too. No bath," Baby Ashley mumbles. "Have idea! Wet's make potion to help Mommy!"
 
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"She smell icky too. No bath," Baby Ashley mumbles. "Have idea! Wet's make potion to help Mommy!"
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Dust Bunny: We already tried that, remember? That mold seems to have damaged her brain. This is why I don't want you and Ashley playing with potions, unusual substances, and everything else you do NOT understand. Someone, be it you or someone else, always pays the price.
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny: We already tried that, remember? That mold seems to have damaged her brain. This is why I don't want you and Ashley playing with potions, unusual substances, and everything else you do NOT understand. Someone, be it you or someone else, pays the price.
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"S-so she just gonna be sick f-fowever?" Baby Ashley whines. "B-but, Big Ashwee knows evewything about potions! She can help!"
 
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"S-so she just gonna be sick f-fowever?" Baby Ashley whines. "B-but, Big Ashwee knows evewything about potions! She can help!"
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Dust Bunny: You're not listening. It's magic, mold, 'magical potions,' occult practices, and unethical practices of 'science' that started it all. You can't use mud to clean up mud!... As far as Sarah goes, I really wish I knew what to do, but I don't. The only thing we can do is help her back to health if she can be helped. Magic will only make things worse. Take my word for it.
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny: You're not listening. It's magic, mold, 'magical potions,' occult practices, and unethical practices of 'science' that started it all. You can't use mud to clean up mud!... As far as Sarah goes, I really wish I knew what to do, but I don't. The only thing we can do is help her back to health if she can be helped. Magic will only make things worse. Take my word for it.
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"Nuh-uh! Magic make evewything better!" Baby Ashley says. She claps, and confetti rains down on Dust Bunny. "And you a magical cweature too! And....if it wasn't for potions, I wouldn' exist...."
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny: (Sets her on a chair, pulling another one up) How so am I magical creature?
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"Big Ashwee said it because....you an animate version of something dat's inanimate. Something made you awive wif magic," Baby Ashley says, swinging her feet. "You made fwom dust bwought to wife fwom da magic in da mansion."
 
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alexxxela said:
"Big Ashwee said it because....you an animate version of something dat's inanimate. Something made you awive wif magic," Baby Ashley says, swinging her feet. "You made fwom dust bwought to wife fwom da magic in da mansion."
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Dust Bunny: Hehe... and I'll let her think that for a while. Nope, magic doesn't bring life, or there would be no trouble in the world.
 
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Dust Bunny: Hehe... and I'll let her think that for a while. Nope, magic doesn't bring life, or there would be no trouble in the world.
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"It does! Magic made me awive too!" Baby Ashley whines, kicking her feet harder. "You just hate magic so you deny it!" She jumps off of the chair and runs away.
 
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(ShyHo and Lenna are at home, eating)
ShyHo: I wonder what Ashley’s up to?
Lenna: Presumably practicing magic or making potions.
 
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<I guess just Ashley>
Ashley comes over, still upset. "What are you doing with her? Why is she so upset!?"
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Dust Bunny: (Temporarily reassembling) What am I doing? How about what have you done!? She stubbornly refuses to leave magic alone, like she can't live without it. Where did she learn THAT from?... Anyway, I told you to stay away from her until you better know what not to do to people. You nearly CUT... OFF... HER... TOES, and I don't care what you claim. The ends don't justify the means... Not happening again while I have anything to say about it.
 
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<I guess just Ashley>
Ashley comes over, still upset. "What are you doing with her? Why is she so upset!?"
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(ShyHo calls Red)
ShyHo: Hey, man. I’m sorry for trying to attack your monsters. They did me no harm, so I will not attack them.
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny: (Temporarily reassembling) What am I doing? How about what have you done!? She stubbornly refuses to leave magic alone, like she can't live without it. Where did she learn THAT from?... Anyway, I told you to stay away from her until you better know what not to do to people. You nearly CUT... OFF... HER... TOES, and I don't care what you claim. The ends don't justify the means... Not happening again while I have anything to say about it.
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"BECAUSE MAGIC IS OUR WAY OF LIFE! Just because it's not your cup of tea, you shouldn't try to make us not do it! Do you know what? None of us would be alive right now without magic! When I was a baby and my parents abandoned me, I wouldn't have been able to survive if Red hadn't found me by sensing my magic!" Ashley yells. The yelling makes Baby Ashley get more upset.
KingBooGengar57 said:
(ShyHo calls Red)
ShyHo: Hey, man. I’m sorry for trying to attack your monsters. They did me no harm, so I will not attack them.
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"Just don't do it again. I think you need to deal with your violent tendencies. You've been shooting everyone who bothers you in the tiniest, and that's not gonna make people like you," Red says.
 
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"BECAUSE MAGIC IS OUR WAY OF LIFE! Just because it's not your cup of tea, you shouldn't try to make us not do it! Do you know what? None of us would be alive right now without magic! When I was a baby and my parents abandoned me, I wouldn't have been able to survive if Red hadn't found me by sensing my magic!" Ashley yells. The yelling makes Baby Ashley get more upset.

"Just don't do it again. I think you need to deal with your violent tendencies. You've been shooting everyone who bothers you in the tiniest, and that's not gonna make people like you," Red says.
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ShyHo: I’m working on it.
 
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"BECAUSE MAGIC IS OUR WAY OF LIFE! Just because it's not your cup of tea, you shouldn't try to make us not do it! Do you know what? None of us would be alive right now without magic! When I was a baby and my parents abandoned me, I wouldn't have been able to survive if Red hadn't found me by sensing my magic!" Ashley yells. The yelling makes Baby Ashley get more upset.

"Just don't do it again. I think you need to deal with your violent tendencies. You've been shooting everyone who bothers you in the tiniest, and that's not gonna make people like you," Red says.
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Dust Bunny: Don't you dare say "our!" Baby Ashley has to agree with you on that... You can feel indebted to magic all you want too... (Extends index finger)but remember, anything you're indebted to, you are a slave to, and if you want to be a slave, that's your problem, but I'm not gonna just stand by while you bleed your problems onto other people. Now, I told you that magic only causes problems, but you, and you alone have to choose to accept that. If not, there's nothing I can do about it, and I'm talking for no reason... (Turns) This is the last time asking, Baby Ashley. Do you want to continue practicing magic or not? If so, Ashley is more than happy to teach its way to you.
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny: Don't you dare say "our!" Baby Ashley has to agree with you on that... You can feel indebted to magic all you want too... (Extends index finger)but remember, anything you're indebted to, you are a slave to, and if you want to be a slave, that's your problem, but I'm not gonna just stand by while you bleed your problems onto other people. Now, I told you that magic only causes problems, but you, and you alone have to choose to accept that. If not, there's nothing I can do about it, and I'm talking for no reason... (Turns) This is the last time asking, Baby Ashley. Do you want to continue practicing magic or not? If so, Ashley is more than happy to teach its way to you.
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"I want magic!" Baby Ashley says. "Magic gives me evewything I want!"

"See? A one-year-old is smarter than you! It's not like she's able to do much with it anyways," Ashley says, picking Baby Ashley up. She then takes her down to the library.
 
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"I want magic!" Baby Ashley says. "Magic gives me evewything I want!"

"See? A one-year-old is smarter than you! It's not like she's able to do much with it anyways," Ashley says, picking Baby Ashley up. She then takes her down to the library.
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Dust Bunny: I'm sad that she is smarter than me. It means that even though she looks like a baby, she is capable of making that choice independently, and that she can determine, as young as she is, what she is all about. Baby Ashley, since you have that understanding, I've warned you and stopped you for the last time... (Disintegrates)
 
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