I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[KingBooGengar57]

Biggy: We'll see 'bout that... (turns head with his eyes peeled and unexcited, as before, when he hears Dust Bunny coming back. He quickly places the pacifier back in his mouth)

Dust Bunny: Here you go. Two banana yogurt cups right up!

Biggy nods his head approvingly in a motion unconvincing of a baby.

Dust Bunny: Here are some blocks to play with. I can't wait to see what you'll create!... (Sets them in a play pen so that he can go talk to Ashley.)

Biggy: (Taking the pacifier out again, he begins stacking blocks with his unexcited expression) You're going down.



Stork: There are two big mistakes when it comes to talking about booming industries: One, assuming the best; and two, asking how they do it. I don't even know. I think they just draw them onto the screen.

(Just then, a news report comes on on the stork’s television)
Reporter: Many suspect that the stork industry’s babies are the result of inbreeding and are speculated to have been genetically modified by the sperm of dead cats.

 

[alexxxela]

Biggy: We'll see 'bout that... (turns head with his eyes peeled and unexcited, as before, when he hears Dust Bunny coming back. He quickly places the pacifier back in his mouth)

Dust Bunny: Here you go. Two banana yogurt cups right up!

Biggy nods his head approvingly in a motion unconvincing of a baby.

Dust Bunny: Here are some blocks to play with. I can't wait to see what you'll create!... (Sets them in a play pen so that he can go talk to Ashley.)

Biggy: (Taking the pacifier out again, he begins stacking blocks with his unexcited expression) You're going down.

Baby Ashley glares at Biggy, and throws his banana yogurt cup at his face. "I da better baby! Evewyone here wuvs me an' thinks I'm adowable!" she babbles, eating her own yogurt.

 

[Doc Monocle]

(Just then, a news report comes on on the stork’s television)
Reporter: Many suspect that the stork industry’s babies are the result of inbreeding and are speculated to have been genetically modified by the sperm of dead cats.

Baby Tech Representative: (Bothered by media) Look... Look, we really just draw them onto the screen...

Baby Ashley glares at Biggy, and throws his banana yogurt cup at his face. "I da better baby! Evewyone here wuvs me an' thinks I'm adowable!" she babbles, eating her own yogurt.

Biggy: (Stops building and stares at her unexcited as a Spanish guitar is heard, and the yogurt cup slides down his face) Biggy mistake... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH... (Still-faced pause)... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH... (Still-faced pause) WAA...

Dust Bunny: (Interrupting) What happened? Can't I leave the room for twenty minutes!?

Biggy stops and wears his same still face. He points at his messy face, and then points at Baby Ashley.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Tech Representative: (Bothered by media) Look... Look, we really just draw them onto the screen...

Reporter: Can you show us where you “draw them onto the screen”?

 

[Doc Monocle]

Reporter: Can you show us where you “draw them onto the screen”?

He takes them into a room filled with monitors.

Representative: It's just one drawing after the next, see? (Shows a demonstration of a baby changing positions) We can load this position at any time.

 

[alexxxela]

Biggy: (Stops building and stares at her unexcited as a Spanish guitar is heard, and the yogurt cup slides down his face) Biggy mistake... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH... (Still-faced pause)... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH... (Still-faced pause) WAA...

Dust Bunny: (Interrupting) What happened? Can't I leave the room for twenty minutes!?

Biggy stops and wears his same still face. He points at his messy face, and then points at Baby Ashley.

Baby Ashley starts to cry too. "He mean! He think he better than me!" she whines to Dust Bunny. "Make him go away!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

He takes them into a room filled with monitors.

Representative: It's just one drawing after the next, see? (Shows a demonstration of a baby changing positions) We can load this position at any time.

Reporter: There you have it, folks. The babies you are receiving are nothing but 3-D printed models and are not real babies. Ain’t that shocking?

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley starts to cry too. "He mean! He think he better than me!" she whines to Dust Bunny. "Make him go away!"

Biggy: Nuh-uh. She mean. Wook at Biggy's face... (Crawls to her, and suddenly speaks properly while standing on two legs, startling Dust Bunny)... YOU THREW THAT CUP AT ME! SAY IT!

Reporter: There you have it, folks. The babies you are receiving are nothing but 3-D printed models and are not real babies. Ain’t that shocking?

Representative: Whatchu talkin' 'bout? Those babies are as real as you are, you piece of tooth-pickin'...

 

[alexxxela]

Biggy: Nuh-uh. She mean. Wook at Biggy's face... (Crawls to her, and suddenly speaks properly while standing on two legs, startling Dust Bunny)... YOU THREW THAT CUP AT ME! SAY IT!

"NO!" Baby Ashley screams, standing up. "YOU TWYING TO WEPWACE ME! GO AWAY!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Biggy: Nuh-uh. She mean. Wook at Biggy's face... (Crawls to her, and suddenly speaks properly while standing on two legs, startling Dust Bunny)... YOU THREW THAT CUP AT ME! SAY IT!



Representative: Whatchu talkin' 'bout? Those babies are as real as you are, you piece of tooth-pickin'...

Reporter: Heh, you wish. They’re not real, only digital creations imbued with human intellect. I wonder if they age.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"NO!" Baby Ashley screams, standing up. "YOU TWYING TO WEPWACE ME! GO AWAY!"

We now have two babies in a shouting competition. Dust Bunny turns his head this way and that, as they exchange accusations.

Biggy: ARE YOU TELLING ME TO GO AWAY!? YOU GO AWAY, YOGURT YODDLER!

Dust Bunny: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop! (He gets between them, awkwardly tripping over the toys in the play pen) Stop yelling! Those reviews must have been paid!

Biggy: SHE THREW A YOGURT CUP AT ME!

Dust Bunny: Quiet! You're going back first thing in the morning... and Ashley, I believe you did throw that cup. Either way, this is apparently not working.

Reporter: Heh, you wish. They’re not real, only digital creations imbued with human intellect. I wonder if they age.

Representative: No, they don't age.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

We now have two babies in a shouting competition. Dust Bunny turns his head this way and that, as they exchange accusations.

Biggy: ARE YOU TELLING ME TO GO AWAY!? YOU GO AWAY, YOGURT YODDLER!

Dust Bunny: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop! (He gets between them, awkwardly tripping over the toys in the play pen) Stop yelling! Those reviews must have been paid!

Biggy: SHE THREW A YOGURT CUP AT ME!

Dust Bunny: Quiet! You're going back first thing in the morning... and Ashley, I believe you did throw that cup. Either way, this is apparently not working.



Representative: No, they don't age.

Reporter: There we go. They don’t age, and they’re digital creations. You might as well be being a doll. I bet they aren’t even free. So, yeah. As this broadcast is going on. If you have one, please return it to the factory from whence it came. As it’s nothing more than a cheap doll.

 

[alexxxela]

We now have two babies in a shouting competition. Dust Bunny turns his head this way and that, as they exchange accusations.

Biggy: ARE YOU TELLING ME TO GO AWAY!? YOU GO AWAY, YOGURT YODDLER!

Dust Bunny: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop! (He gets between them, awkwardly tripping over the toys in the play pen) Stop yelling! Those reviews must have been paid!

Biggy: SHE THREW A YOGURT CUP AT ME!

Dust Bunny: Quiet! You're going back first thing in the morning... and Ashley, I believe you did throw that cup. Either way, this is apparently not working.

Baby Ashley throws blocks at him. "YOU A TEWWIBLE FWIEND! I WANT A BETTER ONE!" she yells. "GET OUT MY WOOM!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Reporter: There we go. They don’t age, and they’re digital creations. You might as well be being a doll. I bet they aren’t even free. So, yeah. As this broadcast is going on. If you have one, please return it to the factory from whence it came. As it’s nothing more than a cheap doll.

Representative: Do it if the fun times weren't worth it!

Baby Ashley throws blocks at him. "YOU A TEWWIBLE FWIEND! I WANT A BETTER ONE!" she yells. "GET OUT MY WOOM!"

Dust Bunny: Ashley, stop! You're not help... (Powdered by Biggy's one-handed, rubber mallet)

Biggy: You're not the boss! I am! Now, sit down while I finish my fort, or else!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Representative: Do it if the fun times weren't worth it!



Dust Bunny: Ashley, stop! You're not help... (Powdered by Biggy's one-handed, rubber mallet)

Biggy: You're not the boss! I am! Now, sit down while I finish my fort, or else!

Reporter: Do it if you think your anomaly of a baby is gonna glitch out or get computer bugs.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Reporter: Do it if you think your anomaly of a baby is gonna glitch out or get computer bugs.

Representatives: Do it if this is a mad toy clown production.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Ashley, stop! You're not help... (Powdered by Biggy's one-handed, rubber mallet)

Biggy: You're not the boss! I am! Now, sit down while I finish my fort, or else!

"No!" Baby Ashley screams, punching Biggy in the nose. Ashley comes upstairs.

"Get this baby out! The noise he and Baby Ashley are making is giving me a headache!" she exclaims.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Representatives: Do it if this is a mad toy clown production.

(The feds arrive)
Cop: We’re shutting this place down.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"No!" Baby Ashley screams, punching Biggy in the nose. Ashley comes upstairs.

"Get this baby out! The noise he and Baby Ashley are making is giving me a headache!" she exclaims.

Biggy: (Holding nose) She hit me!

(The feds arrive)
Cop: We’re shutting this place down.

Owner: You may shut down this business, but our legacy will live on in the hearts and minds and wallets of parents everywhere!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Biggy: (Holding nose) She hit me!



Owner: You may shut down this business, but our legacy will live on in the hearts and minds and wallets of people everywhere!

(The monitors are smashed and the business is shut down, including the main power supply supplying power to the drawings)

 

[alexxxela]

Biggy: (Holding nose) She hit me!

Ashley turns to Dust Bunny. "We need to return this baby. He's causing way too many problems! We don't need another baby anyways!" she says. Baby Ashley cries and hits Biggy again.

 

[Doc Monocle]

(The monitors are smashed and the business is shut down, including the main power supply supplying power to the drawings)

Ashley turns to Dust Bunny. "We need to return this baby. He's causing way too many problems! We don't need another baby anyways!" she says. Baby Ashley cries and hits Biggy again.

Biggy: (He picks up Baby Ashley and throws her into the partially constructed fort)... She's crazy!

Dust Bunny: (Reassembling, he sends up a cage of... dust? Biggy strikes it with his mallet) Yeah, he has to go, but it has to be when they reopen... In the meantime... (He buries Biggy in a pile of dust, which rumbles as Biggy struggles to escape) He should be stuck there until morning. Ashley, why are you playing in the blocks right now? Get out of there... (He picks her up and exits the play pen)

The rumbling ceases.

 

[alexxxela]

Biggy: (He picks up Baby Ashley and throws her into the partially constructed fort)... She's crazy!

Dust Bunny: (Reassembling, he sends up a cage of... dust? Biggy strikes it with his mallet) Yeah, he has to go, but it has to be when they reopen... In the meantime... (He buries Biggy in a pile of dust, which rumbles as Biggy struggles to escape) He should be stuck there until morning. Ashley, why are you playing in the blocks right now? Get out of there... (He picks her up and exits the play pen)

The rumbling ceases.

Ashley goes back downstairs. Baby Ashley cries and rubs her bruised cheek from landing in the blocks. "W-want my bottle..."

The Diamond City branch of Stork, Inc. has been unaffected due to the officials and police of the area having no problem with something as harmless as it. A worker calls Dust Bunny. "Oh, dear. We realize we've sent the wrong baby to you. Biggy is quite a handful, and isn't normally available to be sent out to customers."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(ShyHo and Lenna go to see Ashley and Red)
ShyHo: Hey, uh, we have something for you guys.
Lenna: Yes, will you accept it? It is a small pendant that permits the user to briefly turn invisible.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley goes back downstairs. Baby Ashley cries and rubs her bruised cheek from landing in the blocks. "W-want my bottle..."

The Diamond City branch of Stork, Inc. has been unaffected due to the officials and police of the area having no problem with something as harmless as it. A worker calls Dust Bunny. "Oh, dear. We realize we've sent the wrong baby to you. Biggy is quite a handful, and isn't normally available to be sent out to customers."

Dust Bunny: That's quite a something. Our play pen nearly became a wrestling arena!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: That's quite a something. Our play pen nearly became a wrestling arena!

"We're sending a stork to get him. Would you like us to send over the correct baby?" the worker asks. Baby Ashley whimpers.

(ShyHo and Lenna go to see Ashley and Red)
ShyHo: Hey, uh, we have something for you guys.
Lenna: Yes, will you accept it? It is a small pendant that permits the user to briefly turn invisible.

"Uh, okay," Red says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"We're sending a stork to get him. Would you like us to send over the correct baby?" the worker asks. Baby Ashley whimpers.

"Uh, okay," Red says.

Dust Bunny looks at Baby Ashleywiping tears.

Dust Bunny: Yes, do that... but please be more careful this time... Let's get that taken care of, Ashley... (He goes upstairs to abscise the end of a leaf of an aloe plant, and he rubs the gelatinous contents on her face.)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"We're sending a stork to get him. Would you like us to send over the correct baby?" the worker asks. Baby Ashley whimpers.

"Uh, okay," Red says.

ShyHo: You never know when it might come in handy. (He gives the locket to him)

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny looks at Baby Ashleywiping tears.

Dust Bunny: Yes, do that... but please be more careful this time... Let's get that taken care of, Ashley... (He goes upstairs to abscise the end of a leaf of an aloe plant, and he rubs the gelatinous contents on her face.)

"Tickles..." Baby Ashley says. "Can have my bottle?"

A stork arrives with the baby Dust Bunny originally ordered. He knocks on the door. "I'm here! squawk Bring Biggy down! squawk"

ShyHo: You never know when it might come in handy. (He gives the locket to him)

Red takes it and thanks him.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Tickles..." Baby Ashley says. "Can have my bottle?"

A stork arrives with the baby Dust Bunny originally ordered. He knocks on the door. "I'm here! squawk Bring Biggy down! squawk"

Red takes it and thanks him.

Dust Bunny mightily and gracefully (if Dixie Kong's gait while carrying Kiddy is mighty and graceful) carries Biggy to the stork. The baby of exchange sucks his thumb.

Baby: Thawbu... Bunny!

Dust Bunny: He's adorable. What's his name?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny mightily and gracefully (if Dixie Kong's gait while carrying Kiddy is mighty and graceful) carries Biggy to the stork. The baby of exchange sucks his thumb.

Baby: Thawbu... Bunny!

Dust Bunny: He's adorable. What's his name?

"His name is squawk Alan!" the stork says. "Take good squawk care of him!" He wraps up Biggy in a blanket and flies off with him.

"N-nicer baby?" Baby Ashley asks.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"His name is squawk Alan!" the stork says. "Take good squawk care of him!" He wraps up Biggy in a blanket and flies off with him.

"N-nicer baby?" Baby Ashley asks.

Dust Bunny: Should be. His name's Alan. Meet Ashley, Alan.

Alan rolls over and waves at Baby Ashley before returning to his curled position to sleep.

Dust Bunny: I think he'll be good company for you.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Should be. His name's Alan. Meet Ashley, Alan.

Alan rolls over and waves at Baby Ashley before returning to his curled position to sleep.

Dust Bunny: I think he'll be good company for you.

Baby Ashley nods slowly. "I hope he not mean to
me..." she mumbles. She then toddles into the kitchen and eats dust off of the floor. "Just wike Dust Bunny!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley nods slowly. "I hope he not mean to
me..." she mumbles. She then toddles into the kitchen and eats dust off of the floor. "Just wike Dust Bunny!"

Dust Bunny: (Setting Alan down in the play pen, he pulls the dust away, and puts Baby Ashley in there too) Hehe... There are some things you shouldn't copy though... Before I forget... here's your bottle. I'll let you and Alan get acquainted...

After sweeping the floor, Dust Bunny returns to Ashley.

Dust Bunny: Well, the new baby's here. He should be a good playmate for Baby Ashley. His name's Alan... So anyway, what now? Any news? Anything that makes the headline <story> ?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: (Setting Alan down in the play pen, he pulls the dust away, and puts Baby Ashley in there too) Hehe... There are some things you shouldn't copy though... Before I forget... here's your bottle. I'll let you and Alan get acquainted...

After sweeping the floor, Dust Bunny returns to Ashley.

Dust Bunny: Well, the new baby's here. He should be a good playmate for Baby Ashley. His name's Alan... So anyway, what now? Any news? Anything that makes the headline <story> ?

<after this post im gonna hit shuffle on my music playlist and whatever the first song is, im gonna make the story based on that>
"I haven't been doing much, besides cleaning out my cauldron..." Ashley mumbles. "How long is Alan staying here for?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

<after this post im gonna hit shuffle on my music playlist and whatever the first song is, im gonna make the story based on that>
"I haven't been doing much, besides cleaning out my cauldron..." Ashley mumbles. "How long is Alan staying here for?"

Dust Bunny: I suppose just long enough for Baby Ashley to cheer up. Everything's just been causing her to cry, and she needs to enjoy something for a change.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Tickles..." Baby Ashley says. "Can have my bottle?"

A stork arrives with the baby Dust Bunny originally ordered. He knocks on the door. "I'm here! squawk Bring Biggy down! squawk"

Red takes it and thanks him.

(ShyHo and Lenna leave)
ShyHo: He’s nice.
Lenna: So, what happened with that stork business?
ShyHo: Eh, they’ve got their own legal matters ahead of them.
Lenna: Plus, we are going to be having our own baby matters.
ShyHo: True. We don’t need more. What if some stork accidentally delivered a baby to our house?
Lenna: I think we should send it back.
ShyHo: I say we shoot the stork and the kid!
Lenna: No, no, no. That’s not good at all.
ShyHo: Yeah, you’re right.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: I suppose just long enough for Baby Ashley to cheer up. Everything's just been causing her to cry, and she needs to enjoy something for a change.

<It was Forbidden Friendship from the How To Train Your Dragon soundtrack, so....dragons>
"I guess it'll be good for her to have a friend...But if she gets too attached to him, she'll get really angry when he leaves," Ashley says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

<It was Forbidden Friendship from the How To Train Your Dragon soundtrack, so....dragons>
"I guess it'll be good for her to have a friend...But if she gets too attached to him, she'll get really angry when he leaves," Ashley says.

(Suddenly, two massive dragon heads crash through the door)
ShyHo: Oops… c’mon Twintania let’s leave.

 

[Yiptap]

Dust Bunny: I suppose just long enough for Baby Ashley to cheer up. Everything's just been causing her to cry, and she needs to enjoy something for a change.

The T.V. mysteriously turns on as Mickey Mouse appears.
Mickey Mouse: Are ya feeling down in the dumps? Well come on down to Disney Land! <Assuming this takes place in the multiverse, Disney Land isn't just a theme park but is also a country>

Meanwhile, in the vortex world...

(Paper Mario turns in some coins to the owner of a holiday inn)
Paper Mario: Okay, Peach! I ordered two separate rooms for the both of us! I know this place ain't much, but considering that we're hiding from Master Hand, I think we could stay here. (Paper Mario then turns to the owner of the holiday inn, who is a Goomba with a muzzle and thick eyebrows)
Paper Mario: Say, do you know how you ended up in this strange place?
Holiday Inn Owner: I was restin' in my inn when a vortex mysteriously appeared and sucked me and the entire place in. And I was pretty darn mad, yessiree... Real bad for business...
(Paper Mario turns back to Peach)
Paper Mario: Mama Mia! We got some information! My guess is that if they are forcing us to participate in the Smash tournament, Master Hand may be gathering an audience...