I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[KingBooGengar57]

(After a long day at Disney Land, ShyHo and Lenna return to the palace on Twintania's back)
ShyHo: That was fun.
Lenna: I find it unusual that they demand money to enter, though. It is a theme park, however.
ShyHo: Yeah… what should we do now?

 

[Doc Monocle]

"What is wrong?" JP asks, setting him on the ground. Baby Ashley looks at him with worry.

Alan: Alan is a crate baby!

Alan has a headache as he talks.

Alan throws his toy gecko across the room.

Alan: Mista Gecko! (Crawls after him while crying) I'm sorry!

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: Alan is a crate baby!

Alan has a headache as he talks.

Alan throws his toy gecko across the room.

Alan: Mista Gecko! (Crawls after him while crying) I'm sorry!

"Crate....baby?" JP asks. She picks Alan up and grabs his gecko. "Don't cry..."

Ashley begins to stir in her room from the loudness. "Shhh...be quiet!" Baby Ashley says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Crate....baby?" JP asks. She picks Alan up and grabs his gecko. "Don't cry..."

Ashley begins to stir in her room from the loudness. "Shhh...be quiet!" Baby Ashley says.

Alan: (Sniffles) Mm-hm... Mista Gecko neva lies, and he's very smart!

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: (Sniffles) Mm-hm... Mista Gecko neva lies, and he's very smart!

"What's a...crate baby?" JP asks. "You're okay..."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"What's a...crate baby?" JP asks. "You're okay..."

Alan: Mista Gecko said he doesn't want me to tell.

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: Mista Gecko said he doesn't want me to tell.

"Well...." JP says, thinking. She plugs Mister Gecko's 'ears.' "He will not hear the secret."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(ShyHo is having a discussion through texts)
ShyHo: Hey, Faris. Lenna's worried that I'm gonna be taking my anger out on the baby.
Faris: U have been a little insane these past few days.
ShyHo: Yeah, but only to those that have wronged me. I won't take my anger and violence out on my children!!
Faris: Ok, whatever you say.
ShyHo: See ya.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Well...." JP says, thinking. She plugs Mister Gecko's 'ears.' "He will not hear the secret."

Alan: I was... locked in a crate... and... and... (Looks at Mr. Gecko) Mista Gecko was friends with me... He said... that... if I listen to him, I would be happy foeva... He's al-always tha for me.

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: I was... locked in a crate... and... and... (Looks at Mr. Gecko) Mista Gecko was friends with me... He said... that... if I listen to him, I would be happy foeva... He's al-always tha for me.

"Why were you wocked in a cwate?" Baby Ashley asks. JP picks up Alan and rubs his back.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Why were you wocked in a cwate?" Baby Ashley asks. JP picks up Alan and rubs his back.

Alan sniffles a few times, and experiences uncomfortable sinus pressure, but falls asleep fairly relaxed from the back rubbing.

Dust Bunny wakes up and comes to find them.

Dust Bunny: Oh, hi, JP. I'm glad you guys are having fun... Whoop, he dropped this. (Nestles Mr. Gecko beside Alan)... So everyone's getting along ah, aye?

 

[alexxxela]

Alan sniffles a few times, and experiences uncomfortable sinus pressure, but falls asleep fairly relaxed from the back rubbing.

Dust Bunny wakes up and comes to find them.

Dust Bunny: Oh, hi, JP. I'm glad you guys are having fun... Whoop, he dropped this. (Nestles Mr. Gecko beside Alan)... So everyone's getting along ah, aye?

"Yes..." JP says, deciding not to tell Dust Bunny about Alan. She places him in his basket and yawns. "We are tired..."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Yes..." JP says, deciding not to tell Dust Bunny about Alan. She places him in his basket and yawns. "We are tired..."

Dust Bunny: Glad to hear the first part! $Glad to hear the second part too! Newspaper and bagel crumb munching time!$

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(ShyHo sends a text to Dust Bunny)
Text: Found an article about storks delivering fake babies controlled by AI. Man, **** that **** And give it a read, why don’cha? I thought you’d might like it.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Glad to hear the first part! $Glad to hear the second part too! Newspaper and bagel crumb munching time!$

<afk for a bit>
JP puts Baby Ashley in her crib and then falls asleep on a pile of blankets.

 

[Doc Monocle]

(ShyHo sends a text to Dust Bunny)
Text: Found an article about storks delivering fake babies controlled by AI. Man, ** that ** And give it a read, why don’cha? I thought you’d might like it.

Dust Bunny: (Walks to the door) I heard about it in the news... (smiles at the others and goes outside for privacy)... but don't talk about Ashley like that! It's disrespectful!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dust Bunny: (Walks to the door) I heard about it in the news... (smiles at the others and goes outside for privacy)... but don't talk about Ashley like that! It's disrespectful!

ShyHo: Uh... I didn't say anything about Ashley. I said that it was controlled by artificial intelligence or AI for short.

 

[alexxxela]

Ashley wakes up and finds Dust Bunny. "I heard a lot of crying, but I ignored it. Is everything okay?"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

ShyHo: Lenna, I made my weapons room password protected with a sealed door.
Lenna: Alright.
ShyHo: I've also put all my weapons in the weapons room in preparation.
Lenna: Good for you.
ShyHo: Hey, I'm gonna go call Red now. (He does so) Hey, I heard something interesting. Would you like to hear it? It has nothing to do with weapons or brutality.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

<I’m afk for a long while>

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Uh... I didn't say anything about Ashley. I said that it was controlled by artificial intelligence or AI for short.

<Sorry. I thought the swear words were addressing a character, so Dust Bunny responded in character.>

Dust Bunny: Huh?

Ashley wakes up and finds Dust Bunny. "I heard a lot of crying, but I ignored it. Is everything okay?"

Dust Bunny: I didn't hear any crying. In fact, when I asked them, they said they were getting along nicely.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: I didn't hear any crying. In fact, when I asked them, they said they were a having getting along nicely.

"Good..." Ashley mumbles. She peeks into the room. "Why is JP here!?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Good..." Ashley mumbles. She peeks into the room. "Why is JP here!?"

Dust Bunny: Ummm... Because this is just a dream.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Ummm... Because this is just a dream.

"No it's not!" Ashley says, preparing to throw a tantrum.

"Ashley, chill!" Red says, watching from a sunny spot under a window. "She's only asleep, anyways." Ashley glares at him and stomps away.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"No it's not!" Ashley says, preparing to throw a tantrum.

"Ashley, chill!" Red says, watching from a sunny spot under a window. "She's only asleep, anyways." Ashley glares at him and stomps away.

<The delay is because I had to read the above a few times.>

Dust Bunny: (walking to Red as he looks at Ashley walking away) She needs to spend quality time with... herself?

 

[alexxxela]

<The delay is because I had to read the above a few times.>

Dust Bunny: (walking to Red as he looks at Ashley walking away) She needs to spend quality time with... herself?

"I guess so. She needs to think about how she should be treating others," Red says. Baby Ashley wakes up and whines so she'll be visited.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

<Sorry. I thought the swear words were addressing a character, so Dust Bunny responded in character.>

Dust Bunny: Huh?



Dust Bunny: I didn't hear any crying. In fact, when I asked them, they said they were getting along nicely.

ShyHo: Yeah, it’s an article that mentions how it’s wrong to deliver babies. I didn’t mean any harm towards Ashley.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I guess so. She needs to think about how she should be treating others," Red says. Baby Ashley wakes up and whines so she'll be visited.

Dust Bunny: Oh, I'll be right back. Don't become a sun-dried tomato... What is it, Baby Ashley?

ShyHo: Yeah, it’s an article that mentions how it’s wrong to deliver babies. I didn’t mean any harm towards Ashley.

// Dust Bunny: The ethics of it could be challenged, yeah, but we have Baby Mario, don't we?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Oh, I'll be right back. Don't become a sun-dried tomato... What is it, Baby Ashley?

"Want out. Wanna pway wif Awan," Baby Ashley says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Want out. Wanna pway wif Awan," Baby Ashley says.

Alan is playing with Mr. Gecko when Dust Bunny comes.

Dust Bunny: Alan, are you ready to get some fresh air?

Alan: (nods) It's okay, Mista Gecko? (Squeak)

Dust Bunny takes him outside.

Alan: Hi, Ashley!

 

[alexxxela]

Alan is playing with Mr. Gecko when Dust Bunny comes.

Dust Bunny: Alan, are you ready to get some fresh air?

Alan: (nods) It's okay, Mista Gecko? (Squeak)

Dust Bunny takes him outside.

Alan: Hi, Ashley!

Baby Ashley waves at him from a sandbox. "Hewwo, Awan!" she says. Red watches them.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley waves at him from a sandbox. "Hewwo, Awan!" she says. Red watches them.

Alan sets Mr. Gecko on the outside of the sandbox and steps inside, smiling as he pulls a bucket from a pile of sand.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dust Bunny: Oh, I'll be right back. Don't become a sun-dried tomato... What is it, Baby Ashley?



// Dust Bunny: The ethics of it could be challenged, yeah, but we have Baby Mario, don't we?

ShyHo: I don’t think so. And what do you mean the ethics could be challenged?

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: I don’t think so. And what do you mean the ethics could be challenged?

//Dust Bunny: I mean we live in a ridiculous universe. By some logic, Baby Mario must have been kidnapped... but it's just not true.

 

[alexxxela]

Alan sets Mr. Gecko on the outside of the sandbox and steps inside, smiling as he pulls a bucket from a pile of sand.

Baby Ashley builds a lopsided sandcastle with him. She smiles and claps when it's done.

"Be careful, Baby Ashley likes to knock over sandcastles," Red says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley builds a lopsided sandcastle with him. She smiles and claps when it's done.

"Be careful, Baby Ashley likes to knock over sandcastles," Red says.

Alan: (Clapping) It's okay if Mista Gecko says so.

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: (Clapping) It's okay if Mista Gecko says so.

Baby Ashley holds Mr. Gecko. "Is okay to destwoy sandcastle?" she asks, squeezing him. He squeaks, and Baby Ashley giggles, and knocks the sandcastle over.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

//Dust Bunny: I mean we live in a ridiculous universe. By some logic, Baby Mario must have been kidnapped... but it's just not true.

ShyHo: Such a good thing I don’t share the universe you live in. Ours is crazier, there’s lots of magic and monsters.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley holds Mr. Gecko. "Is okay to destwoy sandcastle?" she asks, squeezing him. He squeaks, and Baby Ashley giggles, and knocks the sandcastle over.

Alan: Let's play hide and seek. Stay hea, Mista Gecko. (Tries to get a head start by running before Baby Ashley counts.)

ShyHo: Such a good thing I don’t share the universe you live in. Ours is crazier, there’s lots of magic and monsters.

//Dust Bunny: I'll bet there are.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Alan: Let's play hide and seek. Stay hea, Mista Gecko. (Tries to get a head start by running before Baby Ashley counts.)





//Dust Bunny: I'll bet there are.

ShyHo: Some monsters are good, some monsters are bad. Also, do you like magic? There was this one guy on Planet R who hated magic.