I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

Alan: Let's play hide and seek. Stay hea, Mista Gecko. (Tries to get a head start by running before Baby Ashley counts.)

"Five, eight, two, ten!" Baby Ashley says. She then toddles around. "Where Awan?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Some monsters are good, some monsters are bad. Also, do you like magic? There was this one guy on Planet R who hated magic.

//Dust Bunny: I like to ask questions about anything that doesn't have a concrete explanation given for it, so I'm a little apprehensive about it. I say if it can't be explained uniquely, it must either be something else, or not understood enough for anyone to be using, and then when it is accurately explained, would we really want it?

"Five, eight, two, ten!" Baby Ashley says. She then toddles around. "Where Awan?"

Alan hides under a bush, giggling.

Alan: (Calling) You'll neva find me!

 

[alexxxela]

Alan hides under a bush, giggling.

Alan: (Calling) You'll neva find me!

Baby Ashley toddles over and looks under the bush. "I found Awan!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley toddles over and looks under the bush. "I found Awan!"

Alan giggles before the screen cuts back to the front door of the mansion, where a trombone stands out in comical background music.

Dust Bunny is on his way in when he sees Red in the same spot.

Dust Bunny: (Gasp) Red, I told you not to stay out in the sun too long!

The screen does not show Red directly.

 

[alexxxela]

Alan giggles before the screen cuts back to the front door of the mansion, where a trombone stands out in comical background music.

Dust Bunny is on his way in when he sees Red in the same spot.

Dust Bunny: (Gasp) Red, I told you not to stay out in the sun too long!

The screen does not show Red directly.

"Oh man....Guess I'll get some moisturizer..." Red mutters, going inside.

Baby Ashley hides behind the bush Alan was behind. "Shhhh....I have a secwet," she tells him.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Oh man....Guess I'll get some moisturizer..." Red mutters, going inside.

Baby Ashley hides behind the bush Alan was behind. "Shhhh....I have a secwet," she tells him.

Dust Bunny: Moisturizer? (Pokes Red's off-screen face, causing a crunching sound) Moisturizer might disappear in those cracks!

Alan: Secwet?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

//Dust Bunny: I like to ask questions about anything that doesn't have a concrete explanation given for it, so I'm a little apprehensive about it. I say if it can't be explained uniquely, it must either be something else, or not understood enough for anyone to be using, and then when it is accurately explained, would we really want it?



Alan hides under a bush, giggling.

Alan: (Calling) You'll neva find me!

ShyHo: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever man.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Moisturizer? (Pokes Red's off-screen face, causing a crunching sound) Moisturizer might disappear in those cracks!

Alan: Secwet?

"I'll make a potion for it then!" Red says. "Don't touch it, it hurts!"

"I diwty," Baby Ashley says. "Shhh...No tell Wed."

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever man.

//Dust: I'm serious! Just look at the eigenbeanie (taps a paper map before shoving it into his ears)!

"I'll make a potion for it then!" Red says. "Don't touch it, it hurts!"

"I diwty," Baby Ashley says. "Shhh...No tell Wed."

Non-existent Camera Person(N.C.P.): Okay, I'm sorry! We can't even show that skin on camera! (Red briefly shows on screen, but from the back, before Dust Bunny takes him inside.)

Alan: That's a secwet?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

//Dust: I'm serious! Just look at the eigenbeanie (taps a paper map before shoving it into his ears)!



Non-existent Camera Person(N.C.P.): Okay, I'm sorry! We can't even show that skin on camera! (Red briefly shows on screen, but from the back, before Dust Bunny takes him inside.)

Alan: That's a secwet?

ShyHo: What the hell is that? Probably not very important.

 

[alexxxela]

Non-existent Camera Person(N.C.P.): Okay, I'm sorry! We can't even show that skin on camera! (Red briefly shows on screen, but from the back, before Dust Bunny takes him inside.)

Alan: That's a secwet?

Baby Ashley nods. "A vewwy secwet secwet," she says. She comes out from behind the bush. "What now?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: What the hell is that? Probably not very important.

// Dust Bunny: (Sigh) Probably not thought so. Well, it is your planet. You can do what you want in it.

Baby Ashley nods. "A vewwy secwet secwet," she says. She comes out from behind the bush. "What now?"

Alan waddles out of the bush.

Alan: Lemme get Mista Gecko. He always has an idea... (Retrieves Mr. Gecko)...

Dust Bunny: All better... Well, almost. Your left ear is still a little wrinkly.

 

[alexxxela]

Alan waddles out of the bush.

Alan: Lemme get Mista Gecko. He always has an idea... (Retrieves Mr. Gecko)...

Dust Bunny: All better... Well, almost. Your left ear is still a little wrinkly.

"What Mista Gecko's idea?" Baby Ashley asks.

Red flicks his left ear. "Yeah...It's itchy...."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

// Dust Bunny: (Sigh) Probably not thought so. Well, it is your planet. You can do what you want in it.



Alan waddles out of the bush.

Alan: Lemme get Mista Gecko. He always has an idea... (Retrieves Mr. Gecko)...

Dust Bunny: All better... Well, almost. Your left ear is still a little wrinkly.

ShyHo: Don’t have much power. Can’t really do whatever I want with it.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"What Mista Gecko's idea?" Baby Ashley asks.

Red flicks his left ear. "Yeah...It's itchy...."

Alan: Mista Gecko says he has no ideas... but I'm bowed, Mista Gecko...

<I am gone for now.>

ShyHo: Don’t have much power. Can’t really do whatever I want with it.

Dust Bunny: Really?

<I am gone for now>

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Alan: Mista Gecko says he has no ideas... but I'm bowed, Mista Gecko...

<I am gone for now.>



Dust Bunny: Really?

<I am gone for now>

ShyHo: Yes.
Lenna: Hello, ShyHo. What were you doing?
ShyHo: Talkin’ to Dust Bunny.
Lenna: Oh, what about?
ShyHo: Not a whole lot, actually.

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: Mista Gecko says he has no ideas... but I'm bowed, Mista Gecko...

<I am gone for now.>

Baby Ashley takes Alan's hand. "Wet's go inside. I hot."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley takes Alan's hand. "Wet's go inside. I hot."

Dust Bunny: Whoops! (Blushes if he has blood... He does not) I forgot you two were out there! Shame on me! Don't tackle Red right now though, he's a bit sun sore.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Whoops! (Blushes if he has blood... He does not) I forgot you two were out there! Shame on me! Don't tackle Red right now though, he's a bit sun sore.

Baby Ashley nods. "He look icky," she says. She pants. "Cool down?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley nods. "He look icky," she says. She pants. "Cool down?"

Dust Bunny: Yeah, he's cooled down (?)... (Turns a fan in the direction of the babies). So did you have fun?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Yeah, he's cooled down (?)... (Turns a fan in the direction of the babies). So did you have fun?

Baby Ashley nods. "Made a sandcastle and knocked it down," she says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley nods. "Made a sandcastle and knocked it down," she says.

Dust Bunny: Great!... Hehehehe-hehe... eeeh... (Not knowing what to do next, Dust Bunny pokes Red's face for no reason.)

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Great!... Hehehehe-hehe... eeeh... (Not knowing what to do next, Dust Bunny pokes Red's face for no reason.)

"Yowch! Don't do that!" Red yells. Baby Ashley giggles.

"D-Dust Bunny? Guess what?" she says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Yowch! Don't do that!" Red yells. Baby Ashley giggles.

"D-Dust Bunny? Guess what?" she says.

Dust Bunny: Red, looks like you got a job to do.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Red, looks like you got a job to do.

"What?" Red asks.

"I have a secwet, and no one will ever find out!" Baby Ashley says, giggling and toddling away.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"What?" Red asks.

"I have a secwet, and no one will ever find out!" Baby Ashley says, giggling and toddling away.

Dust Bunny: You better chase her down! I don't know if her diaper can hold the full weight of her secret.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: You better chase her down! I don't know if her diaper can hold the full weight of her secret.

Baby Ashley dodges Red and grabs Alan's hand. "Gotta go hide! They know my secwet!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley dodges Red and grabs Alan's hand. "Gotta go hide! They know my secwet!"

Alan: (Running) Mista Gecko said he alweady knew yo secwet.

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: (Running) Mista Gecko said he alweady knew yo secwet.

Baby Ashley turns and looks at him, bewildered. "How could he know!? Was super secwet..."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley turns and looks at him, bewildered. "How could he know!? Was super secwet..."

Alan: Mista Gecko said his nose is his numba one agent.

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: Mista Gecko said his nose is his numba one agent.

"Woah...Mista Gecko is weawwy smawt..." Baby Ashley says. She brings Alan into her room and shuts the door. "Shhh....They wooking for us."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Woah...Mista Gecko is weawwy smawt..." Baby Ashley says. She brings Alan into her room and shuts the door. "Shhh....They wooking for us."

Alan: (Mr. Gecko squeaks) He asks why we wunning.

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: (Mr. Gecko squeaks) He asks why we wunning.

"Because it's my secwet!" Baby Ashley says impatiently.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Because it's my secwet!" Baby Ashley says impatiently.

Alan: (Pressing his ear against the door) Sounds like they gone.

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: (Pressing his ear against the door) Sounds like they gone.

Baby Ashley opens the door slowly and looks around. "They gone," she says. She brings Alan into the kitchen. "We can eat wots of candy if we quiet..."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley opens the door slowly and looks around. "They gone," she says. She brings Alan into the kitchen. "We can eat wots of candy if we quiet..."

Alan: Watch the dooa, Mista Gecko... (Sets Mr. Gecko at the entrance and moves a stool next to the counter)

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: Watch the dooa, Mista Gecko... (Sets Mr. Gecko at the entrance and moves a stool next to the counter)

Baby Ashley climbs onto it and grabs a chocolate bar off of it. "When Wed has his funny juice, he wets me have all da candy I want! As wong as I stay away fwom him."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley climbs onto it and grabs a chocolate bar off of it. "When Wed has his funny juice, he wets me have all da candy I want! As wong as I stay away fwom him."

Dust Bunny: Does he now? (Screen rolls to show him leaning against the door)

Alan: (Rising pitch as he expresses disappointment with Mr. Gecko's guard duty) Mista Gecko!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Does he now? (Screen rolls to show him leaning against the door)

Alan: (Rising pitch as he expresses disappointment with Mr. Gecko's guard duty) Mista Gecko!

"Bad Mista Gecko!" Baby Ashley yells. She turns to Dust Bunny. "You can't know my secwet!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Bad Mista Gecko!" Baby Ashley yells. She turns to Dust Bunny. "You can't know my secwet!"

Dust Bunny: Well, you're bad at keeping it! (Rolls her over while Red changes her-- all in one mysteriously smooth motion)