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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

KingBooGengar57

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alexxxela said:
"I did before, because she's such a little brat!" Ashley spits. "Now, I won first place! Give me my prize!"
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(ShyHo and Lenna drive to the camp)
ShyHo: This is a very odd camp...
Lenna: It seems perfectly safe for children with lots of activities.
ShyHo: There's something eerie about this, I don't like it, let's go.
Lenna: Nonsense, this seems to be a very safe place to sightsee and enjoy the summer weather while it lasts.
 
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alexxxela said:
Ashley runs away and hides in the woods, panting heavily. Baby Ashley hugs Belly's leg. "Make her not her me anymore! Pwease!"
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Belly: Wurd zh go?

Norm: Aw, man! You can't fit through those trees!

Belly: Shum shuli. Dn't gvp hope. (Squeezes between several trees, bending them. However, he trips on a root and slowly falls forward, rolling over softly on his namesake, but unable to get up. His legs squirm slowly with Baby Ashley holding on to one.)

Norm: Ugh... Somebody get a crane out here... That baby bruiser isn't getting away!

 
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Doc Monocle said:
Belly: Wurd zh go?

Norm: Aw, man! You can't fit through those trees!

Belly: Shum shuli. Dn't gvp hope. (Squeezes between several trees, bending them. However, he trips on a root and slowly falls forward, rolling over softly on his namesake, but unable to get up. His legs squirm slowly with Baby Ashley holding on to one.)

Norm: Ugh... Somebody get a crane out here... That baby bruiser isn't getting away!
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(Lenna and ShyHo walk toward the cabins, confused as to where everyone went.)
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Belly: Wurd zh go?

Norm: Aw, man! You can't fit through those trees!

Belly: Shum shuli. Dn't gvp hope. (Squeezes between several trees, bending them. However, he trips on a root and slowly falls forward, rolling over softly on his namesake, but unable to get up. His legs squirm slowly with Baby Ashley holding on to one.)

Norm: Ugh... Somebody get a crane out here... That baby bruiser isn't getting away!
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Ashley soon reaches the perimeter of the camp, and concentrating very hard, she propels herself over the wall with her hair, and then starts running again.

Baby Ashley detaches from Belly and sees Ashley. "She going away....She no wike the fun games I made for her..."
 
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alexxxela said:
Ashley soon reaches the perimeter of the camp, and concentrating very hard, she propels herself over the wall with her hair, and then starts running again.

Baby Ashley detaches from Belly and sees Ashley. "She going away....She no wike the fun games I made for her..."
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(ShyHo spots Baby Ashley)
ShyHo: Hey! Over here!
 
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alexxxela said:
"But dis is fun! An' I can't do dat, cuz dis is a camp for bad kids. Has to be wike dis!" Baby Ashley cries, burying her face in her hands.
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ShyHo: Why don'cha enhance the feeling to make it fun like with video games, forget the traditional camp activities maybe like VR with crimes.
 
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KingBooGengar57 said:
ShyHo: Why don'cha enhance the feeling to make it fun like with video games, forget the traditional camp activities maybe like VR with crimes.
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"No! It supposed to make bad kids better, and I gonna make it my way!" Baby Ashley says. Some rubber ducks fall on ShyHo, and Baby Ashley toddles away.
 
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KingBooGengar57 said:
ShyHo: Well, that sucked.
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Norm: (Looks at the rubber ducks) You better not be a baby bruiser too!... Oh, you're glad I'm busy!...

alexxxela said:
Ashley soon reaches the perimeter of the camp, and concentrating very hard, she propels herself over the wall with her hair, and then starts running again.

Baby Ashley detaches from Belly and sees Ashley. "She going away....She no wike the fun games I made for her..."
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Norm: Don't worry about it, Baby Ashley. Nobody gets away with baby bruisin'!... (A crane is brought to the site, and lifts Belly, who then searches the camp in futility.)... Bundles of joy!
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Norm: (Looks at the rubber ducks) You better not be a baby bruiser too!... Oh, you're glad I'm busy!...



Norm: Don't worry about it, Baby Ashley. Nobody gets away with baby bruisin'!... (A crane is brought to the site, and lifts Belly, who then searches the camp in futility.)... Bundles of joy!
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ShyHo: What? My wife is (whispers in his ear) pregnant. If you ****ing say that again, I'm going to come to your house and shoot you in the head.
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Norm: Don't worry about it, Baby Ashley. Nobody gets away with baby bruisin'!... (A crane is brought to the site, and lifts Belly, who then searches the camp in futility.)... Bundles of joy!
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Ashley keeps running, but hits her head into a branch, knocking her out. She falls to the ground of the wooded area around the camp.

"Wait....He gonna hurt Big Ashwee?" Baby Ashley asks. "I no want him to do that!"
 
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alexxxela said:
Ashley keeps running, but hits her head into a branch, knocking her out. She falls to the ground of the wooded area around the camp.

"Wait....He gonna hurt Big Ashwee?" Baby Ashley asks. "I no want him to do that!"
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Norm: Sh-sh. Not now...

Belly finds Ashley, with the tuba noise becoming deeper as whatever sinister theme you chose becomes more grave. Belly picks up Ashley, who is unconscious... and gives her a healing hug...

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ShyHo: Girl.
Lenna: We have not agreed on a name yet, but Juliana seems like the one we may choose.
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Norm: That's great! When is she due?
 
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alexxxela said:
Ashley climbs down, still exhausted, and starts running for miles. She passes out again at a bus stop...
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A stranger reads a newspaper on a bench as he waits for the bus.

Stranger: You're not looking too good... running a marathon?... Mmmm (not thinking about her state)... I see (continues reading)...

KingBooGengar57 said:
Lenna: Oh, Ashley? We have not seen her.
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Norm: Well, she bruised a baby, and that violates everything Camp Cuddly stands for!
 
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Doc Monocle said:
A stranger reads a newspaper on a bench as he waits for the bus.

Stranger: You're not looking too good... running a marathon?... Mmmm (not thinking about her state)... I see (continues reading)...



Norm: Well, she bruised a baby, and that violates everything Camp Cuddly stands for!
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ShyHo: Camp Cuddly sounds like a camp for sex offender rehabilitation. I'm not going to lie. Maybe you should change the name.
 
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Doc Monocle said:
A stranger reads a newspaper on a bench as he waits for the bus.

Stranger: You're not looking too good... running a marathon?... Mmmm (not thinking about her state)... I see (continues reading)...
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Baby Ashley starts crying and tugs on Norm's hand. "I no want Big Ashwee to get hurt! I just want her to b-be happy here!"

Ashley opens her eyes slightly and groans. "Who....are you?"
 
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alexxxela said:
Baby Ashley starts crying and tugs on Norm's hand. "I no want Big Ashwee to get hurt! I just want her to b-be happy here!"

Ashley opens her eyes slightly and groans. "Who....are you?"
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Stranger: (Lowers the paper) Oh, you're talking now? It's Mark (made up). You should carry something refreshing with you-- pickle brine, maybe; lemon juice. Eh, from the looks of it, you're going to be uncomfortable for a while.

KingBooGengar57 said:
ShyHo: Take me to him.
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Norm: Absolutely not! The guy's always busy, and he only deals indirectly. He's also pretty mean and weird.
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Stranger: (Lowers the paper) Oh, you're talking now? It's Mark (made up). You should carry something refreshing with you-- pickle brine, maybe; lemon juice. Eh, from the looks of it, you're going to be uncomfortable for a while.



Norm: Absolutely not! The guy's always busy, and he only deals indirectly. He's also pretty mean and weird.
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ShyHo: Don’t care. Take me to him. I’m protecting the goddamn universe and am an emperor, so you better.
 
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Norm: Fine, but I warned you!... (They climb a hill to a dark hut nested in a depression)... He's in there, but you found him by accident! I'd like to keep my job!
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(ShyHo walks in)
ShyHo: Hi, the name of your camp sounds like it might be for sex offender rehabilitation. Why don't you change the name?
 
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KingBooGengar57 said:
(ShyHo walks in)
ShyHo: Hi, the name of your camp sounds like it might be for sex offender rehabilitation. Why don't you change the name?
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Al: First, where did you come from? Can't you read? Second, I'm busy, and don't have time for petty little complaints like that. I picked Camp Cuddly because it's camp for (imitates Norm's voice) cuddly things (stops). Now, go!
 
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