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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

Mamboo07

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"What? Why?" Red asks.

"Yamete yo!" JP yells. "Stop! If hurt Ashley, she'll get more angry!"

Ashley escapes the mudslide, her hair blazing white, and runs back over.

Baby Ashley cries from the puddle of mud and tries to get up, but can't.
(Kirby looks around and sees Juice Kid making his way as they gently remove her from the mud and go back inside to dry)
 

KingBooGengar57

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(ShyHo is busy playing Quake on his Switch)
Lenna: Oh, hello, ShyHo.
ShyHo: Hey, what’s up?
Lenna: Do you realize that you will have to stop playing that in a few days?
ShyHo: Jeez, this is a hobby. You come first.
 

alexxxela

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(Kirby goes to the bathroom with Juice Kid holding Baby Ashley as the two give her a bath to clean the mud off)
Baby Ashley continues to cry and wail during her bath.
Mud Bunny being part of the puddle, a bubble slowly forms under her, popping with a blowing noise, and launches her from the puddle onto soft grass.
Ashley tries to enter the bathroom to clean off but it's locked. She hears Baby Ashley and gets annoyed. She then changes into fresh clothes and puts her dirty ones into Baby Ashley's crib.

JP opens her eyes and coughs again. "Back to mansion please!" she says. "The rain is bad..."
 

Doc Monocle

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Baby Ashley continues to cry and wail during her bath.

Ashley tries to enter the bathroom to clean off but it's locked. She hears Baby Ashley and gets annoyed. She then changes into fresh clothes and puts her dirty ones into Baby Ashley's crib.

JP opens her eyes and coughs again. "Back to mansion please!" she says. "The rain is bad..."
Mud Bunny: That's a horrible idea! Ashley wants nothing more than to launch you to the blast zone... (Screen zoom with sharp harmonica noise) Yeah, I know what a blast zone is... (Screen returns) I think we should get you to a gas station until the rain clears.
 
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alexxxela

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Mud Bunny: That's a horrible idea! Ashley wants nothing more than to launch you to the blast zone... (Screen zoom with sharp bagpipe noise) Yeah, I know what a blast zone is... (Screen returns) I think we should get you to a gas station until the rain clears.
"I okay. I come back later. Bye-bye," JP says. She turns away and starts walking to her own home.

Red calls Dust Bunny. "Where are you? Ashley's in a real bad mood! I'm hiding from her, come here!"
 

alexxxela

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Mud Bunny: Ohm... Everything makes her angry... Okay... (He returns, tracking mud into the mansion. He sits down in a puddle of mud on the floor)... What did she do now?
"She wants me to capture JP! She wants to use her in a potion!" Red says. Baby Ashley escapes her bath and toddles over to them, tracking water everywhere. "Ugh, now I'll have to clean this all up!" Red mutters.
 

Doc Monocle

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"She wants me to capture JP! She wants to use her in a potion!" Red says. Baby Ashley escapes her bath and toddles over to them, tracking water everywhere. "Ugh, now I'll have to clean this all up!" Red mutters.
Mud Bunny: MEGA NO! They need to stay in completely different places. It boggles the mind that they even co-exist...
 
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alexxxela

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Dust Bunny: Three Ashley's, two hemispheres, one baby, and an E- Ashley... What do we do?

(Elsewhere)E-123 Omega: Annihilation!

Dust Bunny: What if we give her some reflection time to herself?
"Well, Ashley's reflection time is very violent!" Red says. He hears something crash, and winces. "There goes Baby Ashley's changing table."
 

alexxxela

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Dust Bunny: Y'done, Ashley? What was accomplished this piece?
Ashley glares at him. "Ashley, you need to repair all this! Why did you take your anger out on Baby Ashley's room?" Red says. Ashley scowls and snaps her fingers, and all the broken objects are fixed.

Baby Ashley toddles in. "Big Ashwee," she says, hugging her. Ashley doesn't move.
 

Doc Monocle

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Ashley glares at him. "Ashley, you need to repair all this! Why did you take your anger out on Baby Ashley's room?" Red says. Ashley scowls and snaps her fingers, and all the broken objects are fixed.

Baby Ashley toddles in. "Big Ashwee," she says, hugging her. Ashley doesn't move.
Dust Bunny: What you need is something constructive to do for once. You have always been damaging things and people. So I decided, after looking at the pamphlets on your coffee table that must already have known about, that you are going to Camp Cuddly!... (Tuba in accompaniment with any sinister music of your choice.)
 

alexxxela

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Dust Bunny: What you need is something constructive to do for once. You have always been damaging things and people. So I decided, after looking at the pamphlets on your coffee table that must already have known about, that you are going to Camp Cuddly!... (Tuba in accompaniment with any sinister music of your choice.)
"Camp Cuddly?" Ashley growls. "THAT SOUNDS AWFUL! Are you sure that's not for Baby Ashley instead?"
 

KingBooGengar57

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"What!?" the three of them say at the same time.

"I'm not being bossed around by a baby!" Ashley growls.
(ShyHo calls Ashley)
ShyHo: Ashley, what if I were to tell you that there's a dimension where you can find some new monster friends?
 

alexxxela

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Dust Bunny: I knew you would understand! The bus will pick you up at...

(1:03 P.M.... 1:04 P.M.)

Dust Bunny: (Waving) Bye! Write a lot!
Red pushes Ashley onto the bus. Mysteriously, Baby Ashley is missing, presumably already at the camp. Ashley stomps to the back of the bus and forces someone out of a seat, and then sits down. She hugs her bunny and glares at Red and Dust Bunny through the window.
(ShyHo calls Ashley)
ShyHo: Ashley, what if I were to tell you that there's a dimension where you can find some new monster friends?
Red answers. "She can't. She's going to camp."
 
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KingBooGengar57

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Red pushes Ashley onto the bus. Mysteriously, Baby Ashley is missing, presumably already at the camp. Ashley stomps to the back of the bus and forces someone out of a seat, and then sits down. She hugs her bunny and glares at Red and Dust Bunny through the window.

Red answers. "She can't. She's going to camp."
ShyHo: Summer's almost over... but where's she going?
 

Doc Monocle

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Red pushes Ashley onto the bus. Mysteriously, Baby Ashley is missing, presumably already at the camp. Ashley stomps to the back of the bus and forces someone out of a seat, and then sits down. She hugs her bunny and glares at Red and Dust Bunny through the window.

Red answers. "She can't. She's going to camp."
She arrives with a multitude of other unruly children, and they all have the privilege of making the acquaintance of...

Councillor/.../ Norm: Hello, campers. Welcome to Camp Cuddly!
 
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She arrives with a multitude of other unruly children, and they all have the privilege of making the acquaintance of...

Councillor/.../ Norm: Hello, campers. Welcome to Camp Cuddly!
Ashley raises her hand and shows him a certain finger. "Let me go!" she yells.
ShyHo: Summer's almost over... but where's she going?
"A camp to help with her behavior," Red says.
 

KingBooGengar57

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Ashley raises her hand and shows him a certain finger. "Let me go!" she yells.

"A camp to help with her behavior," Red says.
ShyHo: Oh, about time someone dealt with how violent she is. Anyways, what are you up to.
 

Doc Monocle

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Ashley raises her hand and shows him a certain finger. "Let me go!" she yells.

"A camp to help with her behavior," Red says.
Ashley's hand becomes invisible.

Norm: What an example! Everyone, pay attention. We have a state-of-the-art censorship program... but don't worry. For every action, there's an equal and opposite (a multitude of squeak toys rain from the sky and pile onto Ashley) reaction... (several children giggle quietly. A few laugh loudly, but they find themselves covered in toys too).
 
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alexxxela

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Ashley's hand becomes invisible.

Norm: What an example! Everyone, pay attention. We have a state-of-the-art censorship program... but don't worry. For every action, there's an equal and opposite (a multitude of squeak toys rain from the sky and pile onto Ashley) reaction... (several children giggle quietly. A few laugh loudly, but they find themselves covered in toys too).
"Ugh!" Ashley groans. "What kind of sick trap is this? Who came up with all this?"
ShyHo: Oh, about time someone dealt with how violent she is. Anyways, what are you up to.
"Nothin'" Red says.
 

alexxxela

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ShyHo: Wanna come over to my house? I’m not doing anything.
"Not really," Red says. "I want to take a nap."
Norm: (Snurt)... Do you have to ask? Baby Ashley! (Steps from in front of her, who was behind him, and is wearing a uniform.)
"Hewwo!" Baby Ashley says, waving cheerfully at everyone. "I.....I.....activity diwector! We gonna have so much fun!"

"Who put her in charge?! She's a baby!" Ashley yells.
 

Doc Monocle

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"Not really," Red says. "I want to take a nap."

"Hewwo!" Baby Ashley says, waving cheerfully at everyone. "I.....I.....activity diwector! We gonna have so much fun!"

"Who put her in charge?! She's a baby!" Ashley yells.
Norm: We nominate people every year. The lot fell on her... So we have here a list of cute and cuddly activities planned by Baby Ashley herself... (Unfurls a very long list that rolls past Ashley's foot)... Here you go, Baby Ashley. Would you like to read them out loud? (Stands straight beside her silently)
 

KingBooGengar57

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"Not really," Red says. "I want to take a nap."

"Hewwo!" Baby Ashley says, waving cheerfully at everyone. "I.....I.....activity diwector! We gonna have so much fun!"

"Who put her in charge?! She's a baby!" Ashley yells.
ShyHo: Want the strongest booze I have?
 

alexxxela

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Norm: We nominate people every year. The lot fell on her... So we have here a list of cute and cuddly activities planned by Baby Ashley herself... (Unfurls a very long list that rolls past Ashley's foot)... Here you go, Baby Ashley. Would you like to read them out loud? (Stands straight beside her silently)
"Swumber party, cowowing, sing-awong, be Baby Ashwee's servant..." She continues to read for 45 minutes. "An' if you don' wisten to me, you have to change my diapies for a week!" she finishes cheerfully. Ashley's hair turns a shade lighter each time she reads something.
ShyHo: Want the strongest booze I have?
"Sure," Red says.
 
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