I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

Rita: Aw...Good night. We'll get that dealt with later... Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh...

Ashley finds herself standing outside of the mansion, holding Baby Ashley, who is still asleep. Since she interacted with Baby Ashley in the game, she now remembers what happened. She decides not to tell Red and Dust Bunny, and goes inside.

Baby Ashley wakes up and begins to whimper. Ashley shushes her and brings her upstairs into the playroom, and plays with her to try to cheer her up. Meanwhile, the doorbell rings...

E-Ashley wakes up from her nap in the mold and discovers the sun is setting. She races back home and goes into her room, hoping Carson didn't notice her absence...

 

[Doc Monocle]

(The trololo song starts playing, as the whole base shakes)
ShyHo: No I didn't. I just rerouted this missile to strike this base in fifteen seconds. (ShyHo teleports out)

Pete walks to the oven and crawls inside the pile of uncooked cheese to protect himself from...

Reporter: ... Leaving a giant crater with radiation levels that would fry even the chickensplorer robots.

Ashley finds herself standing outside of the mansion, holding Baby Ashley, who is still asleep. Since she interacted with Baby Ashley in the game, she now remembers what happened. She decides not to tell Red and Dust Bunny, and goes inside.

Baby Ashley wakes up and begins to whimper. Ashley shushes her and brings her upstairs into the playroom, and plays with her to try to cheer her up. Meanwhile, the doorbell rings...

E-Ashley wakes up from her nap in the mold and discovers the sun is setting. She races back home and goes into her room, hoping Carson didn't notice her absence...

Dust Bunny opens the door...

Carson: (Immediately after the narration, he turns around.) Why were you absent?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Pete walks to the oven and crawls inside the pile of uncooked cheese to protect himself from...

Reporter: ... Leaving a giant crater with radiation levels that would fry even the chickensplorer robots.



Carson: (Immediately after the narration, he turns around.) Why were you absent?

(Some Serv-Bots contain the radiation and clean up the area)

 

[alexxxela]

Carson: (Immediately after the narration, he turns around.) Why were you absent?

"I...wanted to take a walk," E-Ashley says evasively.

<i didn't read the part where dust bunny opened the door :/>

 

[Doc Monocle]

(Some Serv-Bots contain the radiation and clean up the area)

Reporter: An emperor on the planet of Gaia has volunteered to help clean-up efforts though.

Zlob: (Elsewhere) I neez schemathics vor thlos zervboats.

"I...wanted to take a walk," E-Ashley says evasively.

The person at the door keeps ringing the doorbell faster and faster. Ashley and Baby Ashley don't hear.

Carson: Indeed. So did you enjoy your walk?

Dust Bunny answers.

Dust Bunny: Please don't be another alien kidnapper thing... Huh?...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Reporter: An emperor on the planet of Gaia has volunteered to help clean-up efforts though.

Zlob: (Elsewhere) I neez schemathics vor thlos zervboats.



Carson: Indees. So did you enjoy your walk?

Dust Bunny answers.

Dust Bunny: Please don't be another alien kidnapper thing... Huh?...

<Dude, how do they know the Serv-Bots are from Gaia? Makes little sense>

 

[alexxxela]

Carson: Indees. So did you enjoy your walk?

Dust Bunny answers.

Dust Bunny: Please don't be another alien kidnapper thing... Huh?...

E-Ashley nods. "I was wondering...why are we still here? Everyone is dead..."

JP stares up at Dust Bunny. "Ashurii san wa doko desu ka?" she asks. She then invites herself in and immediately backs out, as this version of the mansion is much scarier than her own.

 

[Doc Monocle]

<Dude, how do they know the Serv-Bots are from Gaia? Makes little sense>

<I am glad you agree. I did not know it was supposed to make sense.>

//Reporter: Machines have begun assisting with clean-up.

E-Ashley nods. "I was wondering...why are we still here? Everyone is dead..."

JP stares up at Dust Bunny. "Ashurii san wa doko desu ka?" she asks. She then invites herself in and immediately backs out, as this version of the mansion is much scarier than her own.

Carson: This is a strategically important island for the Zaibatsu. Others will come, and your moldy cheeks will be quite handy when they do.

Dust Bunny: How did you get out here so fast, and why are you speaking Japanese?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

<I am glad you agree. I did not know it was supposed to make sense.>

//Reporter: Machines have begun assisting with clean-up.



Carson: This is a strategically important island for the Zaibatsu. Others will come, and your moldy cheeks will be quite handy when they do.

Dust Bunny: How did you get out here so fast, and why are you speaking Japanese?

(The robots continue cleaning up)

 

[alexxxela]

Carson: This is a strategically important island for the Zaibatsu. Others will come, and your moldy cheeks will be quite handy when they do.

Dust Bunny: How did you get out here so fast, and why are you speaking Japanese?

"I'm sick of this stupid island. There's no more friends to mold!" E-Ashley pouts.

JP takes Dust Bunny's hand. "I want Ashley-san," she says. "Show me."

 

[Doc Monocle]

(The robots continue cleaning up)

Pete is covered in cheese on the now cooked pizza... Where is Pete? He and the pizza have become one...

Pete-za: I... am... Pete-za... falls over.

"I'm sick of this stupid island. There's no more friends to mold!" E-Ashley pouts.

JP takes Dust Bunny's hand. "I want Ashley-san," she says. "Show me."

Carson: That makes two of us. Nevertheless, being sick never got anyone what they wanted.

Dust Bunny: But you are Ashley... and why are you suddenly so polite?... I just answered my own question, didn't I?

 

[alexxxela]

Pete is covered in cheese on the now cooked pizza... Where is Pete? He and the pizza have become one...

Pete-za: I... am... Pete-za... falls over.



Carson: That makes two of us. Nevertheless, being sick never got anyone what they wanted.

Dust Bunny: But you are Ashley... and why are you suddenly so polite?... I just answered my own question, didn't I?

"Can't we go somewhere else? On Ted E. Bear, him and his animal friends did something called a 'vacation.' I want to do that too!" E says.

"Please show me Ashley-san," JP says again, getting a bit impatient. "She's my new friend."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Can't we go somewhere else? On Ted E. Bear, him and his animal friends did something called a 'vacation.' I want to do that too!" E says.

"Please show me Ashley-san," JP says again, getting a bit impatient. "She's my new friend."

Dust Bunny: Ashley, come upstairs and get some rest. I told you to stop playing around with potions... (Sigh) I'm going to call Dr. Shrunk, he might know how to deal with you... (He takes her upstairs and finds... confusion. The screen shows the outside of the mansion.) WHY DO WE HAVE ANOTHER ASHLEY-SHLEY-SHLEY! (Echoing)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Pete is covered in cheese on the now cooked pizza... Where is Pete? He and the pizza have become one...

Pete-za: I... am... Pete-za... falls over.



Carson: That makes two of us. Nevertheless, being sick never got anyone what they wanted.

Dust Bunny: But you are Ashley... and why are you suddenly so polite?... I just answered my own question, didn't I?

(The Serv-Bots finish and leave)

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Ashley, come upstairs and get some rest. I told you to stop playing around with potions... (Sigh) I'm going to call Dr. Shrunk, he might know how to deal with you... (He takes her upstairs and finds... confusion. The screen shows the outside of the mansion.) WHY DO WE HAVE ANOTHER ASHLEY-SHLEY-SHLEY! (Echoing)

Ashley looks over and groans. "Why is she here? Isn't she too busy being loved by everyone?" she growls. JP hugs her.

"Friend!" she exclaims. Baby Ashley stares in confusion.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley looks over and groans. "Why is she here? Isn't she too busy being loved by everyone?" she growls. JP hugs her.

"Friend!" she exclaims. Baby Ashley stares in confusion.

Dust Bunny: What is going on here? Somebody must have an Ashley-cloning machine... Western Ashley, Baby Ashley,... Now this?
<Gone!>

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: What is going on here? Somebody must have an Ashley-cloning machine... Western Ashley, Baby Ashley,... Now this?
<Gone!>

"This is an alternate version of myself. She speaks Japanese and loves making friends..." Ashley mutters. JP continues to hug her tightly.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"This is an alternate version of myself. She speaks Japanese and loves making friends..." Ashley mutters. JP continues to hug her tightly.

Dust Bunny: You have a lot of alter egos... I think we need to take her wherever she came from. I'm already having enough trouble with $you and$ Baby Ashley .

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: You have a lot of alter egos... I think we need to take her wherever she came from. I'm already having enough trouble with $you and$ Baby Ashley .

JP doesn't let go. "She gets very attached to people she considers her friends...It'll be hard getting her to leave...." Ashley says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

JP doesn't let go. "She gets very attached to people she considers her friends...It'll be hard getting her to leave...." Ashley says.

Dust Bunny: She may consider you her friend, but... well, what do you think?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: She may consider you her friend, but... well, what do you think?

"If I said how I really felt, she'd get upset," Ashley mutters. "And when she gets upset, she gets REALLY upset."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"If I said how I really felt, she'd get upset," Ashley mutters. "And when she gets upset, she gets REALLY upset."

Dust Bunny: Sorry, alternate Ashley, we kinda have... (Whispers quickly) two toddlers that fill up the house... I hope you understand.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Sorry, alternate Ashley, we kinda have... (Whispers quickly) two toddlers that fill up the house... I hope you understand.

JP doesn't understand him. She stares at him and then goes back to hugging Ashley. "She doesn't understand much English," she mutters. "She has her own mansion with her own Red in an alternate Diamond City, but I guess she wanted to visit..."

 

[Doc Monocle]

JP doesn't understand him. She stares at him and then goes back to hugging Ashley. "She doesn't understand much English," she mutters. "She has her own mansion with her own Red in an alternate Diamond City, but I guess she wanted to visit..."

Dust Bunny: $Right, so now I must pull out my old, dusty book mind... sometime anyway... (sigh)...$ Alright, you can stay for the night, but don't make it a right, because you're not here tight. You have to leave at morning's light!

 

[Mamboo07]

Kirby: Poyo? ("Wonder if there's different versions of me from alternative universes?")

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: $Right, so now I must pull out my old, dusty book mind... sometime anyway... (sigh)...$ Alright, you can stay for the night, but don't make it a right, because you're not here tight. You have to leave at morning's light!

JP stares for a moment. "Sleep.....sleepover!" she then says cheerfully. Ashley groans.

"Fine, but you have to stay in Baby Ashley's room," she says. Baby Ashley begins to cry almost on cue, but JP doesn't pay attention.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Kirby: Poyo? ("Wonder if there's different versions of me from alternative universes?")

Birky (made up as a less colorful Kirby with a tophat): Boyo, boyo (Assume it says that) "I wonder if there are different versions of me..." (Takes a red dwarf warp star to Popstar...)

JP stares for a moment. "Sleep.....sleepover!" she then says cheerfully. Ashley groans.

"Fine, but you have to stay in Baby Ashley's room," she says. Baby Ashley begins to cry almost on cue, but JP doesn't pay attention.

Dust Bunny: She's got a little English after all.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: She's got a little English after all.

"I help her sometimes," Ashley says. "I only do it because her Japanese is so insufferably cute, it makes everyone focus on her!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I help her sometimes," Ashley says. "I only do it because her Japanese is so insufferably cute, it makes everyone focus on her!"

Dust Bunny: You sound like she's someone else. She's you. You should be proud.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: You sound like she's someone else. She's you. You should be proud.

"But she practically is someone else! Everyone likes her better than me!" Ashley yells, stomping out of the room. JP stares at her, and Baby Ashley starts to cry again.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"But she practically is someone else! Everyone likes her better than me!" Ashley yells, stomping out of the room. JP stares at her, and Baby Ashley starts to cry again.

Dust Bunny: (Following her) Maybe that's because of your attitude about... everything. Look, if someone is favored because of the language they speak, or because they're 'cute,' they don't have anything real... not necessarily anyway. If I can change something about myself to become more popular, that popularity isn't worth having. On the other hand, you throw tantrums at everything doesn't go your way, and sometimes you think things are against you that aren't. That itself can work against you.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: (Following her) Maybe that's because of your attitude about... everything. Look, if someone is favored because of the language they speak, or because they're 'cute,' they don't have anything real... not necessarily anyway. If I can change something about myself to become more popular, that popularity isn't worth having. On the other hand, you throw tantrums at everything doesn't go your way, and sometimes you think things are against you that aren't. That itself can work against you.

"I DON'T CARE! EVERYONE THINKS THAT SHE'S BETTER THAN ME! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO HAVE PEOPLE LOVE A CLONE OF YOU MORE THAN YOU?!" Ashley yells, her hair turning white. She throws a vase at Dust Bunny and runs away.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I DON'T CARE! EVERYONE THINKS THAT SHE'S BETTER THAN ME! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO HAVE PEOPLE LOVE A CLONE OF YOU MORE THAN YOU?!" Ashley yells, her hair turning white. She throws a vase at Dust Bunny and runs away.

Dust Bunny: (With a vase-shaped hole in him, he reassembles) How do you know everyone thinks she's better than you? Even if they did, what does "better" mean anyway? Apparently she isn't. You wouldn't exist if that were the case.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: (With a vase-shaped hole in him, he reassembles) How do you know everyone thinks she's better than you? Even if they did, what does "better" mean anyway? Apparently she isn't. You wouldn't exist if that were the case.

"Because they do! There's an entire archipelago on Earth that's obsessed with her! And me? I'm just resigned to be the mean, lonely girl who can't make any friends to please Western audiences!" Ashley shouts, kicking a hole in the wall.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Because they do! There's an entire archipelago on Earth that's obsessed with her! And me? I'm just resigned to be the mean, lonely girl who can't make any friends to please Western audiences!" Ashley shouts, kicking a hole in the wall.

Dust Bunny: Hehe... I don't know if you know this, but that would have some very... counter-intuitive effects if it were true-- doesn't really paint a good picture... Complicated (shakes head rapidly)... but no, really, ahem... You seem to recognize that as fact-- independent of what your 'design' (gestures quotation marks) imposes on you...

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Hehe... I don't know if you know this, but that would have some very... counter-intuitive effects if it were true-- doesn't really paint a good picture... Complicated (shakes head rapidly)... but no, really, ahem... You seem to recognize that as fact-- independent of what your 'design' (gestures quotation marks) imposes on you...

"I just want to be loved like her!" Ashley growls. "Leave me alone!" She storms into her room and slams the door.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I just want to be loved like her!" Ashley growls. "Leave me alone!" She storms into her room and slams the door.

Dust Bunny: Alrighty, shut yourself in there, but it does you no good. She's not staying here anyway.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Alrighty, shut yourself in there, but it does you no good. She's not staying here anyway.

Ashley doesn't answer. JP comes over holding a perfectly calm Baby Ashley. "Ashurii san wa daijoubu desu ka?" she asks. "Ashley-san okay?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley doesn't answer. JP comes over holding a perfectly calm Baby Ashley. "Ashurii san wa daijoubu desu ka?" she asks. "Ashley-san okay?"

Dust Bunny: Intact, at least. She thinks you have some kind of inherent superiority.

 

[Mamboo07]

Dust Bunny: Hehe... I don't know if you know this, but that would have some very... counter-intuitive effects if it were true-- doesn't really paint a good picture... Complicated (shakes head rapidly)... but no, really, ahem... You seem to recognize that as fact-- independent of what your 'design' (gestures quotation marks) imposes on you...

Kirby: Poyo? ("Design?")