I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley sobs on Boo-Boo's shoulder. Ashley bring JP over, who doesn't understand what's happening, and heads out the door.

"Now, where would we find an evil organization's headquarters?" Ashley mutters to herself. Then, in typical cliché movie fashion, she sees a skyscraper with a logo reading "ML" on it, and rushes over.

They see two guards at the entrance and hide behind a dumpster. "JP, I need you to go distract them," Ashley says.

JP tilts her head. "Dis...tract? Wakaranai..."

"Ugh, just go on! Itte!" Ashley says.

JP walks over to the guards. "Friends?"

Old-school guard 1: Adorable!

Old-school guard 2: $It's just for a second.$ Yes, she is adorable! We'll be your friends! Let's go fly kites!

 

[alexxxela]

Old-school guard 1: Adorable!

Old-school guard 2: $It's just for a second.$ Yes, she is adorable! We'll be your friends! Let's go fly kites!

JP smiles and takes their hands. She leads them away, and Ashley sneaks through the door. She quickly hides behind a plant and looks around, making sure no one is there. When she confirms the coast is clear, she finds an elevator, and takes it to the top floor. When she gets out, she sees two guards, and they see her...

 

[Doc Monocle]

JP smiles and takes their hands. She leads them away, and Ashley sneaks through the door. She quickly hides behind a plant and looks around, making sure no one is there. When she confirms the coast is clear, she finds an elevator, and takes it to the top floor. When she gets out, she sees two guards, and they see her...

Old-school guard 3: Did you see dat? Look at her! She's infiltratin'!

Old-school guard 4: Dat's nothin' (hits them on the head before they resume their 'patrol')

 

[alexxxela]

Old-school guard 3: Did you see dat? Look at her! She's infiltratin'!

Old-school guard 4: Dat's nothin' (hits them on the head before they resume their 'patrol')

Ashley stares in disbelief, and used magic to blast open the vault that the battery is in (-5 E.P.) She takes it, and runs down a fire escape as alarms sound.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley stares in disbelief, and used magic to blast open the vault that the battery is in (-5 E.P.) She takes it, and runs down a fire escape as alarms sound.

《30/35》

The captors and captives of Building Block Square wait in a rather unexciting still of the afternoon.

Ian: Y'know, you'd think with it bein' a called a crib by people like me, Baby Ashley would've somethin' about this by now.

Ray: You're not thinkin' about retiring, boss?

Ian: What's da matta with you? I'm not retirin' for anything. I just want an adversary dat's worth my time...

<I am pausing for now.>

 

[alexxxela]

《30/35》

The captors and captives of Building Block Square wait in a rather unexciting still of the afternoon.

Ian: Y'know, you'd think with it bein' a called a crib by people like me, Baby Ashley would've somethin' about this by now.

Ray: You're not thinkin' about retiring, boss?

Ian: What's da matta with you? I'm not retirin' for anything. I just want an adversary dat's worth my time...

<I am pausing for now.>

Ashley bursts out of the doors and sees everyone. "Uh oh..." she mutters. "JP! Where are you?"

It briefly cuts to JP, who is sitting in a sunny field nearby that is somehow spared by the rain around it and playing patty-cake with the guards. Ashley groans, and prepares to fight...

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley bursts out of the doors and sees everyone. "Uh oh..." she mutters. "JP! Where are you?"

It briefly cuts to JP, who is sitting in a sunny field nearby that is somehow spared by the rain around it and playing patty-cake with the guards. Ashley groans, and prepares to fight...

O.S guard 1: Let's play hop-scotch next! I think we have time, right, old-school guard two?

O.S. guard 2: You got that right, old-school guard one!

 

[alexxxela]

O.S guard 1: Let's play hop-scotch next! I think we have time, right, old-school guard two?

O.S. guard 2: You got that right, old-school guard one!

JP tilts her head. "Hop-scotch?"

Ashley runs through the crowd, cursing anyone who tries to grab her. She bursts through Boo-Boo's door. "I got it."

 

[Doc Monocle]

JP tilts her head. "Hop-scotch?"

Ashley runs through the crowd, cursing anyone who tries to grab her. She bursts through Boo-Boo's door. "I got it."

Boo-boo and Rita were leaning against either side of the door, with daggers prepared, but they were arguing about something, and they missed Ashley.

Boo-boo: Look what you did. A Lion would have killed us!

Rita: It doesn't matter, I guess. Good job, Ashley!... Where's the Japanese version?

 

[alexxxela]

Boo-boo and Rita were leaning against either side of the door, with daggers prepared, but they were arguing about something, and they missed Ashley.

Boo-boo: Look what you did. A Lion would have killed us!

Rita: It doesn't matter, I guess. Good job, Ashley!... Where's the Japanese version?

"She's off playing with some guards," Ashley growls. She calls for JP, who then waves goodbye to her new friends and returns.

Baby Ashley peeks out from behind the desk, still upset. "What happening? C-can we go now?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"She's off playing with some guards," Ashley growls. She calls for JP, who then waves goodbye to her new friends and returns.

Baby Ashley peeks out from behind the desk, still upset. "What happening? C-can we go now?"

Baby Ashley《Sad?, Dirty , Scared?》

《Mad?》W Ashley

Rita: We can finally leave... To the Himachillayas!...

Ian and his cohorts barge into the room.

Ian: What are you all doin', partyin'? Scramble, all of yuz!

Rita: Look over there!

Ian: Are you kiddin' me?

Boo-boo: (Approaching from behind) BOOOOOOOOOOOOO... (Continues to extend the sound as he races around, disorienting the Lions with a large curtain. Smithy then drops a bucket onto Ian's head, causing him to miss when he tries to shoot Baby Ashley).

Rita crams W Ashley, JP Ashley, and Baby Ashly into the warp chest.

Rita: No time for goodbyes!... Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh...

 

[alexxxela]

Baby Ashley《Sad?, Dirty , Scared?》

《Mad?》W Ashley

Rita: We can finally leave... To the Himachillayas!...

Ian and his cohorts barge into the room.

Ian: What are you all doin', partyin'? Scramble, all of yuz!

Rita: Look over there!

Ian: Are you kiddin' me?

Boo-boo: (Approaching from behind) BOOOOOOOOOOOOO... (Continues to extend the sound as he races around, disorienting the Lions with a large curtain. Smithy then drops a bucket onto Ian's head, causing him to miss when he tries to shoot Baby Ashley).

Rita crams W Ashley, JP Ashley, and Baby Ashly into the warp chest.

Rita: No time for goodbyes!... Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh...

Baby Ashley starts to cry, and when they appear in the Himachillayas, they immediately begin shivering.

"Sa-samui wa yo..." JP says, her teeth chattering. They trek through the snow until they find a small village.

"Rita? Boo-Boo? Anyone?" Ashley calls.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley starts to cry, and when they appear in the Himachillayas, they immediately begin shivering.

"Sa-samui wa yo..." JP says, her teeth chattering. They trek through the snow until they find a small village.

"Rita? Boo-Boo? Anyone?" Ashley calls.

Rita, riding a yak and wearing a very thick jacket, approaches.

Rita: It's gonna get lung-burning cold, if we don't head in fast. Hop on!

<I am gone.>

 

[alexxxela]

Rita, riding a yak and wearing a very thick jacket, approaches.

Rita: It's gonna get lung-burning cold, if we don't head in fast. Hop on!

<I am gone.>

Ashley puts Baby Ashley on, and JP boosts her up. Ashley then grabs JP and lifts her on too. Baby Ashley continues to scream and wail, and JP picks her up and cuddles her.

"Let's go," Ashley says, shivering.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(ShyHo heads to Mona Pizza)
ShyHo: What's the most expensive pizza you have here?

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley puts Baby Ashley on, and JP boosts her up. Ashley then grabs JP and lifts her on too. Baby Ashley continues to scream and wail, and JP picks her up and cuddles her.

"Let's go," Ashley says, shivering.

Arriving at the village, they pass by a pale, straight-standing, silent look-out.

Rita: That's Muhn... Doh! (She quickly takes them inside after discovering the Ashleys were encased in ice)... Doh!... Sorry!

Rita sets them near a fireplace to thaw.

(ShyHo heads to Mona Pizza)
ShyHo: What's the most expensive pizza you have here?

<I looked Mona up, but did not know if anyone already had the role, and since the information was limited and I have never witnessed her behavior substantially, I probably could not play as her very well.>

Panicky Pete (made up) : (Waving hand anxiously) Ourmostexpensivepizzahascheesetouchingtheroofitwasmyideabutdon'tkillmeplease!

 

[alexxxela]

Arriving at the village, they pass by a pale, straight-standing, silent look-out.

Rita: That's Muhn... Doh (She quickly takes them inside after discovering the Ashleys were encased in ice)... Doh!... Sorry!

Rita sets them near a fireplace to thaw.




<I looked Mona up, but did not know if anyone already had the role, and since the information was limited and I have never witnessed her behavior substantially, I probably could not play as her very well.>

Panicky Pete (made up) : (Waving hand anxiously) Ourmostexpensivepizzahascheesetouchingtheroofitwasmyideabutdon'tkillmeplease!

<I am already Mona. You can continue this scenario if you want, though.>
They thaw out, but Baby Ashley continues to shiver and wail. "I had to take her dress off of her because it was soaked from the rain earlier, but now she has nothing to wear," Ashley says, putting the dress by the fireplace.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Arriving at the village, they pass by a pale, straight-standing, silent look-out.

Rita: That's Muhn... Doh! (She quickly takes them inside after discovering the Ashleys were encased in ice)... Doh!... Sorry!

Rita sets them near a fireplace to thaw.




<I looked Mona up, but did not know if anyone already had the role, and since the information was limited and I have never witnessed her behavior substantially, I probably could not play as her very well.>

Panicky Pete (made up) : (Waving hand anxiously) Ourmostexpensivepizzahascheesetouchingtheroofitwasmyideabutdon'tkillmeplease!

alexxxela is already fulfilling the role of Mona>
ShyHo: Why are you so frightened?

 

[Doc Monocle]

<I am already Mona. You can continue this scenario if you want, though.>
They thaw out, but Baby Ashley continues to shiver and wail. "I had to take her dress off of her because it was soaked from the rain earlier, but now she has nothing to wear," Ashley says, putting the dress by the fireplace.

Rita: Onto Ms. Dealy's you go then, Ashley.

Joe: (Walking into the room) Don't you got a little money?...

Rita: Joe, you respawned!... Of course I do, but... (Knocks on the screen)... that wouldn't be a very interesting game.

alexxxela is already fulfilling the role of Mona>
ShyHo: Why are you so frightened?

Pete: Ijustsuggestedasky-highcheesecanopypizzaandtheytookitwhywouldn'tIbefrightened?!

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: Onto Ms. Dealy's you go then, Ashley.

Joe: (Walking into the room) Don't you got a little money?...

Rita: Joe, you respawned!... Of course I do, but... (Knocks on the screen)... that wouldn't be a very interesting game.

Ashley has JP take care of Baby Ashley and then goes to Ms. Dealy's. "Do you have any warm clothes or baby clothes?" she asks.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Rita: Onto Ms. Dealy's you go then, Ashley.

Joe: (Walking into the room) Don't you got a little money?...

Rita: Joe, you respawned!... Of course I do, but... (Knocks on the screen)... that wouldn't be a very interesting game.



Pete: Ijustsuggestedasky-highcheesecanopypizzaandtheytookitwhywouldn'tIbefrightened?!

ShyHo: Okay. I’ll take one of those. There better be meat on it. (ShyHo is playing Quake on his Switch after giving his order)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley has JP take care of Baby Ashley and then goes to Ms. Dealy's. "Do you have any warm clothes or baby clothes?" she asks.

Dealy: You came to the right place. Out here, you can die of exposure easily...

(With movement decreasing at the rate of .5 per turn, the characters die at a time determined by their maximum movement. For example, since Baby Ashley has a movement of 2 J/s, she would die after four turns without protection. <Speaking of which, we have not specifed attributes for any other Ashley.> )

... So we have in shop three cotton jackets (reduce exposure by one-fifth) for 30 J.T. each, one buffalo hide coat (reduce exposure by one-third) for 70 J.T. , and one yak hide coat (reduces exposure by half ) for 90 J.T.

ShyHo: Okay. I’ll take one of those. There better be meat on it. (ShyHo is playing Quake on his Switch after giving his order)

Pete: (Pulls out from the freezer a thin disk with a tower of cheese and a whole sausage on top, and he places in an oven that is oddly specialized) That'llbethirty-fiveGPdoyouwantadrinktogowiththat!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dealy: You came to the right place. Out here, you can die of exposure easily...

(With movement decreasing at the rate of .5 per turn, the characters die at a time determined by their maximum movement. For example, since Baby Ashley has a movement of 2 J/s, she would die after four turns without protection. <Speaking of which, we have not specifed attributes for any other Ashley.> )

... So we have in shop three cotton jackets (reduce exposure by one-fifth) for 30 J.T. each, one buffalo hide coat (reduce exposure by one-third) for 70 J.T. , and one yak hide coat (reduces exposure by half ) for 90 J.T.



Pete: (Pulls out from the freezer a thin disk with a tower of cheese and a whole sausage on top, and he places in an oven that is oddly specialized) That'llbethirty-fiveGPdoyouwantadrinktogowiththat!

ShyHo: Wait… this place doesn’t use GP. You ****ing liar!

 

[alexxxela]

Dealy: You came to the right place. Out here, you can die of exposure easily...

(With movement decreasing at the rate of .5 per turn, the characters die at a time determined by their maximum movement. For example, since Baby Ashley has a movement of 2 J/s, she would die after four turns without protection. <Speaking of which, we have not specifed attributes for any other Ashley.> )

... So we have in shop three cotton jackets (reduce exposure by one-fifth) for 30 J.T. each, one buffalo hide coat (reduce exposure by one-third) for 70 J.T. , and one yak hide coat (reduces exposure by half ) for 90 J.T.

<I think JP and W Ashley should both have 4 j/s since they're still both a bit small>
"I want one of each," Ashley says. "Also, do you have anything that can help calm down a baby?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Wait… this place doesn’t use GP. You ****ing liar!

Pete: (With a sudden, toothy smile, loss of the fright, and a malicious smile with a gold tooth) You're right. I really meant... a price of sixty-seven billion DOLLARRRRS... and you're gonna pay it by noon tomorrow, or I'll blow your palace sky high!

<I think JP and W Ashley should both have 4 j/s since they're still both a bit small>
"I want one of each," Ashley says. "Also, do you have anything that can help calm down a baby?"

Cart: 《190 J.T.》 Balance: 400 ------> (confirmed): Balance: 210 J.T.

Dealy: We have a rattler for 8 J.T.

 

[alexxxela]

Cart: 《190 J.T.》 Balance: 400 ------> (confirmed): Balance: 210 J.T.

Dealy: We have a rattler for 8 J.T.

"I'll take that too," Ashley says. She can hear the wailing from the outpost, and frowns.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Pete: (With a sudden, toothy smile, loss of the fright, and a malicious smile with a gold tooth) You're right. I really meant... a price of sixty-seven billion DOLLARRRRS... and you're gonna pay it by noon tomorrow, or I'll blow your palace sky high!



Cart: 《190 J.T.》 Balance: 400 ------> (confirmed): Balance: 210 J.T.

Dealy: We have a rattler for 8 J.T.

ShyHo: Wait... how do you know where I live?

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I'll take that too," Ashley says. She can hear the wailing from the outpost, and frowns.

《202 J.T.》

Boo-boo: You never explained how all the coats were so pricey.

Rita: It's because of a thing called the Wall-out Effect. It's a virtual scarcity caused by the inability of the game to recognize what it really needs... It's complicated.

Boo-boo: Why don't we just kill a bunch of buffalo and yaks and put them all in the village?

Rita: Because the Wall-out Effect doesn't extend to the problems we common people face.

Joe: This is a crazy game... Look, there's Ashley.

Rita: So you got the coats. Good. Are you ready to hear your next task?

ShyHo: Wait... how do you know where I live?

Pete: Because everybody points at your palace and says, "that guy" when I ask them where they got all that money from... and... and my name isn't Panicky Pete either. It's Insidious Pete, and I'm gonna throw spit at you until you leave... Puh, puh, puh...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

《202 J.T.》

Boo-boo: You never explained how all the coats were so pricey.

Rita: It's because of a thing called the Wall-out Effect. It's a virtual scarcity caused by the inability of the game to recognize what it really needs... It's complicated.

Boo-boo: Why don't we just kill a bunch of buffalo and yaks and put them all in the village?

Rita: Because the Wall-out Effect doesn't extend to the problems we common people face.

Joe: This is a crazy game... Look, there's Ashley.

Rita: So you got the coats. Good. Are you ready to hear your next task?



Pete: Because everybody points at your palace and says, "that guy" when I ask them where they got all that money from... and... and my name isn't Panicky Pete either. It's Insidious Pete, and I'm gonna throw spit at you until you leave... Puh, puh, puh...

ShyHo: Uh... my palace isn't even on this planet!

 

[alexxxela]

《202 J.T.》

Boo-boo: You never explained how all the coats were so pricey.

Rita: It's because of a thing called the Wall-out Effect. It's a virtual scarcity caused by the inability of the game to recognize what it really needs... It's complicated.

Boo-boo: Why don't we just kill a bunch of buffalo and yaks and put them all in the village?

Rita: Because the Wall-out Effect doesn't extend to the problems we common people face.

Joe: This is a crazy game... Look, there's Ashley.

Rita: So you got the coats. Good. Are you ready to hear your next task?

"Yes," Ashley says. "But, how's Baby Ashley been?"

"Small Ashley is....noisy and smelly," JP says. "And her tummy...(imitates growling sound)"

Ashley's stomach growls too. "We need to get some food first..."

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Uh... my palace isn't even on this planet!

Pete: ...Puh... It's a laser pointer, and I own the first interplanetary ballistic missiles... and... and this pizza place isn't even Mona Pizza... and... and it houses the big red button for those missiles!

"Yes," Ashley says. "But, how's Baby Ashley been?"

"Small Ashley is....noisy and smelly," JP says. "And her tummy...(imitates growling sound)"

Ashley's stomach growls too. "We need to get some food first..."

Rita: I feel sorry for Victuals Vir..

Virge: Don't you dare impose some sad condition on me that leaves me out in the cold before I had anything to say about it! I learned how to make philo pastries, and now I cook indoors!

Rita: You do?

Virge: Well, no one really knows how to make philo pastries, but I still cook indoors! How would you like a nice, juicy yak burger, Ashley?

 

[alexxxela]

Pete: ...Puh... It's a laser pointer, and I own the first interplanetary ballistic missiles... and... and this pizza place isn't even Mona Pizza... and... and it houses the big red button for those missiles!



Rita: I feel sorry for Victuals Vir..

Virge: Don't you dare impose some sad condition on me that leaves me out in the cold before I had anything to say about it! I learned how to make philo pastries, and now I cook indoors!

Rita: You do?

Virge: Well, no one really knows how to make philo pastries, but I still cook indoors! How would you like a nice, juicy yak burger, Ashley?

Ashley nods and licks her lips. Baby Ashley cries and reaches her arms out as her stomach rumbles, and JP waves the rattle for her.

"Has she even tried to tell any of you what's wrong? I thought she wouldn't be upset after getting away from Ian..." Ashley mutters. "She only never talks when she's really upset."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Pete: ...Puh... It's a laser pointer, and I own the first interplanetary ballistic missiles... and... and this pizza place isn't even Mona Pizza... and... and it houses the big red button for those missiles!



Rita: I feel sorry for Victuals Vir..

Virge: Don't you dare impose some sad condition on me that leaves me out in the cold before I had anything to say about it! I learned how to make philo pastries, and now I cook indoors!

Rita: You do?

Virge: Well, no one really knows how to make philo pastries, but I still cook indoors! How would you like a nice, juicy yak burger, Ashley?

ShyHo: We have those too. And... you might wanna push that button.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley nods and licks her lips. Baby Ashley cries and reaches her arms out as her stomach rumbles, and JP waves the rattle for her.

"Has she even tried to tell any of you what's wrong? I thought she wouldn't be upset after getting away from Ian..." Ashley mutters. "She only never talks when she's really upset."

Rita: What's wrong?... I know. She wants to try yak milk.

Boo-boo: I... don't think so...

Virge: Well, speak up, Baby Ashley!... If you don't want Virge's delicious burgers, what could you possibly want?

Rita: Is it something else?

ShyHo: We have those too. And... you might wanna push that button.

Pete: YOU THINK I WON'T?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Rita: What's wrong?... I know. She wants to try yak milk.

Boo-boo: I... don't think so...

Virge: Well, speak up, Baby Ashley!... If you don't want Virge's delicious burgers, what could you possibly want?

Rita: Is it something else?



Pete: YOU THINK I WON'T?

(ShyHo giggles)
ShyHo: Yeah, do it. My palace is gonna be soooo screwed! (Said with sarcasm)

 

[Doc Monocle]

(ShyHo giggles)
ShyHo: Yeah, do it. My palace is gonna be soooo screwed! (Said with sarcasm)

Pete: I'M WARNING YOU!

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: What's wrong?... I know. She wants to try yak milk.

Boo-boo: I... don't think so...

Virge: Well, speak up, Baby Ashley!... If you don't want Virge's delicious burgers, what could you possibly want?

Rita: Is it something else?

Baby Ashley continues to wail and fuss. "I think she's just scared, hungry, dirty, and cold. It might be time for her to save and quit for a little bit. She's probably had enough for a while..." Ashley says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Pete: I'M WARNING YOU!

ShyHo: Go ahead.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley continues to wail and fuss. "I think she's just scared, hungry, dirty, and cold. It might be time for her to save and quit for a little bit. She's probably had enough for a while..." Ashley says.

Rita: Aw...Good night. We'll get that dealt with later... Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh...

ShyHo: Go ahead.

Pete slowly moves his finger down to a slice of pepperoni dropped on the counter-- only lightly touching it.

Pete: BEEP! You happy now, punk! You just started a nuclear war!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Rita: Aw...Good night. We'll get that dealt with later... Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh...



Pete slowly moves his finger down to a slice of pepperoni dropped on the counter-- only lightly touching it.

Pete: BEEP! You happy now, punk! You just started a nuclear war!

(The trololo song starts playing, as the whole base shakes)
ShyHo: No I didn't. I just rerouted this missile to strike this base in fifteen seconds. (ShyHo teleports out)