I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Intact, at least. She thinks you have some kind of inherent superiority.

"Ashley loves me?" JP says, interpreting that as thinking that Ashley idolizes her. She smiles. "Everyone loves me!"

 

[Mamboo07]

"Ashley loves me?" JP says, interpreting that as thinking that Ashley idolizes her. She smiles. "Everyone loves me!"

(Kirby walks over to JP and gives her a little hug)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Kirby: Poyo? ("Design?")

// (meaning retroactive) Dust Bunny: Her behavior. She thinks it's forced on her.

"Ashley loves me?" JP says, interpreting that as thinking that Ashley idolizes her. She smiles. "Everyone loves me!"

Dust Bunny: (Sigh) I don't think you'll understand then...

 

[alexxxela]

(Kirby walks over to JP and gives her a little hug)

JP smiles and hugs him back. She puts Baby Ashley on the ground, who hugs him too.

Dust Bunny: (Sigh) I don't think you'll understand then...

The sound of Ashley screaming and breaking things is heard. "Ashley-san is being mean to her room," JP says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

JP smiles and hugs him back. She puts Baby Ashley on the ground, who hugs him too.

The sound of Ashley screaming and breaking things is heard. "Ashley-san is being mean to her room," JP says.

Dust Bunny: Always is... Duck... (An unidentified, flying object smashes through the door, barely missing them)...

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Always is... Duck... (An unidentified, flying object smashes through the door, barely missing them)...

"I want to help Ashley-san," JP says. "Where is her Red?"

The unidentified flying objects turns out to be Red, who groans. "Ugh..." he mutters. "What happened to Ashley.....?" He then passes out.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I want to help Ashley-san," JP says. "Where is her Red?"

The unidentified flying objects turns out to be Red, who groans. "Ugh..." he mutters. "What happened to Ashley.....?" He then passes out.

Dust Bunny: (Looking through the door, he sees her wreaking havoc before coming back out)... Don't go in there right now... I have an idea. Let's bake a pie and say it's from you.

 

[Mamboo07]

(Kirby squishes himself flat before popping back up)

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: (Looking through the door, he sees her wreaking havoc before coming back out)... Don't go in there right now... I have an idea. Let's bake a pie and say it's from you.

"Pie?" JP asks. "Pie is yucky....Ashley-san likes pie?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Pie?" JP asks. "Pie is yucky....Ashley-san likes pie?"

Dust Bunny: She does. What pies have you tried?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: She does. What pies have you tried?

"Pies that taste like candy..." JP mutters. "I hate candy!" <fun little trivia: in Japan, there's this thing where little girls wish they were witches so they could eat all the candy they want, and Japanese Ashley is supposed to be an ironic spin on that, because she hates candy : )>

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Pies that taste like candy..." JP mutters. "I hate candy!" <fun little trivia: in Japan, there's this thing where little girls wish they were witches so they could eat all the candy they want, and Japanese Ashley is supposed to be an ironic spin on that, because she hates candy : )>

Dust Bunny: Those do sometimes get away with the sugar. I think you ate fool's gold though-- fast food imitation. In the hands of a master, a homemade pie (points index finger up)... Ashley seems quiet now... Let's take a look...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(ShyHo and Lenna stroll over to Diamond City)
ShyHo: Hey, there's WarioWare Inc. (They both go inside) Looks like Wario forgot to log off. I'm gonna be sending some pretty funny emails to people.
Lenna: ShyHo, don't!
ShyHo: Too late.
The E-Mail: Everybody, get Quake on any platform. Company deathmatch in one hour. If you don't attend, you will be fired.
Lenna: I get that you would like to socialize, but it seems discourteous.
ShyHo: Whatever.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Those do sometimes get away with the sugar. I think you ate fool's gold though-- fast food imitation. In the hands of a master, a homemade pie (points index finger up)... Ashley seems quiet now... Let's take a look...

Ashley is sobbing on the floor due to accidentally ripping her stuffed bunny. "Ashley-san is still upset," JP says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley is sobbing on the floor due to accidentally ripping her stuffed bunny. "Ashley-san is still upset," JP says.

(The e-mail that ShyHo sent on Wario's computer as Wario appears on Ashley's computer, as well as the computers of all other WarioWare employees)

 

[Doc Monocle]

(ShyHo and Lenna stroll over to Diamond City)
ShyHo: Hey, there's WarioWare Inc. (They both go inside) Looks like Wario forgot to log off. I'm gonna be sending some pretty funny emails to people.
Lenna: ShyHo, don't!
ShyHo: Too late.
The E-Mail: Everybody, get Quake on any platform. Company deathmatch in one hour. If you don't attend, you will be fired.
Lenna: I get that you would like to socialize, but it seems discourteous.
ShyHo: Whatever.

... Wario, walking in the park, passes by familiar faces.

Wario: These eyebrows are two pounds tighter than normal. What is everyone looking at?

Employee: Here comes Wario. He probably wants to make Wario Ware Quake It.

Wario: What is this all about?

Ashley is sobbing on the floor due to accidentally ripping her stuffed bunny. "Ashley-san is still upset," JP says.

Dust Bunny: Collateral damage... (sigh) Ashley...

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Collateral damage... (sigh) Ashley...

Ashley looks over at him and continues to sob. "Get-her-out-of-here!" she yells.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley looks over at him and continues to sob. "Get-her-out-of-here!" she yells.

Dust Bunny: (Sigh) Ashley, you should probably go.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: (Sigh) Ashley, you should probably go.

JP approaches Ashley, confused. Ashley hits her, making her tear up and back away.

"Why Ashley-san hates me?" she whispers.

 

[Doc Monocle]

JP approaches Ashley, confused. Ashley hits her, making her tear up and back away.

"Why Ashley-san hates me?" she whispers.

Dust Bunny: Ashley... (Grabs her and flies with her to the roof)... What did I tell you about the violence!? (Rain begins pouring)... You can destroy your own mansion if you want, but that is not acceptable!... I'm tired of telling you that! Goodbye! (Flies back down with her before he becomes too saturated to move. He then finds Japanese version Ashley.) Where do you live? I'll take you by there, and then find a new place for Baby Ashley, and then... GAH!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Skully: Hey, JP (Translation from Japanese) you've got an unanswered e-mail from Wario-san.

 

[Mamboo07]

(ShyHo and Lenna stroll over to Diamond City)
ShyHo: Hey, there's WarioWare Inc. (They both go inside) Looks like Wario forgot to log off. I'm gonna be sending some pretty funny emails to people.
Lenna: ShyHo, don't!
ShyHo: Too late.
The E-Mail: Everybody, get Quake on any platform. Company deathmatch in one hour. If you don't attend, you will be fired.
Lenna: I get that you would like to socialize, but it seems discourteous.
ShyHo: Whatever.

(Kirby types something on the computer and this comes up)

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Ashley... (Grabs her and flies with her to the roof)... What did I tell you about the violence!? (Rain begins pouring)... You can destroy your own mansion if you want, but that is not acceptable!... I'm tired of telling you that! Goodbye! (Flies back down with her before he becomes too saturated to move. He then finds Japanese version Ashley.) Where do you live? I'll take you by there, and then find a new place for Baby Ashley, and then... GAH!

JP continues to cry. "Ashley-san hates me!" she wails. Baby Ashley whimpers as Ashley stomps back over and hits JP again.

 

[Doc Monocle]

JP continues to cry. "Ashley-san hates me!" she wails. Baby Ashley whimpers as Ashley stomps back over and hits JP again.

Dust Bunny: Enouuuuuugh!... (Sweeps Ashley away and drops her into a puddle of thick mud, hindering her movement. He raises a basin of mud around her to slow her down while he gets the other Ashleys out. Eventually, the rain pours hard, and it causes Dust Bunny to become unable to move properly. He reforms...)

Mud Bunny: Let's keep going! Don't look back!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Enouuuuuugh!... (Sweeps Ashley away and drops her into a puddle of thick mud, hindering her movement. He raises a basin of mud around her to slow her down while he gets the other Ashleys out. Eventually, the rain pours hard, and it causes Dust Bunny to become unable to move properly. He reforms...)

Mud Bunny: Let's keep going! Don't look back!

Ashley starts to cry again. Baby Ashley runs back. "I no weaving!" she says. JP watches her.

 

[Mamboo07]

(Kirby wanders around Wario Inc turning all of the computer screens upside-down)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley starts to cry again. Baby Ashley runs back. "I no weaving!" she says. JP watches her.

Mud Bunny: Ashley, go on (in a foul mood)! You're not safe here.

 

[alexxxela]

Mud Bunny: Ashley, go on (in a foul mood)! You're not safe here.

"No! I don' wanna weave Big Ashwee!" Baby Ashley cries. She falls down on the muddy ground and sobs.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"No! I don' wanna weave Big Ashwee!" Baby Ashley cries. She falls down on the muddy ground and sobs.

<He was talking to Japanese version Ashley.>

 

[alexxxela]

<He was talking to Japanese version Ashley.>

JP holds Dust Bunny's hand and doesn't budge. "Why Ashley-san hates me?" is all she says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

JP holds Dust Bunny's hand and doesn't budge. "Why Ashley-san hates me?" is all she says.

Mud Bunny: Because she's jealous of you! I wouldn't hang around. Her mood is always shifting, and she only thinks about herself! You'll get hurt eventually... Wait... You did! Go!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Because she's jealous of you! I wouldn't hang around. Her mood is always shifting, and she only thinks about herself! You'll get hurt eventually... Wait... You did! Go!

JP runs and hides behind a tree. Ashley escapes from the mud and runs after her. "COME BACK! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!" she growls.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(ShyHo calls Red)
ShyHo: I think Ashley might need morphine.

 

[Doc Monocle]

JP runs and hides behind a tree. Ashley escapes from the mud and runs after her. "COME BACK! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!" she growls.

Mud Bunny: Take your furious fists somewhere else! She did nothing to you! Leave her alone! (Sweeps the other Ashley away, and uses his new move, Mud Slide, to take her away.)

 

[Mamboo07]

(Kirby gets bored and flies back to the three Ashleys before walking over to hug Baby Ashley)

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo calls Red)
ShyHo: I think Ashley might need morphine.

"What? Why?" Red asks.

Mud Bunny: Take your furious fists somewhere else! She did nothing to you! Leave her alone! (Sweeps the other Ashley away, and uses his new move, Mud Slide, to take her away.)

"Yamete yo!" JP yells. "Stop! If hurt Ashley, she'll get more angry!"

Ashley escapes the mudslide, her hair blazing white, and runs back over.

(Kirby gets bored and flies back to the three Ashleys before walking over to hug Baby Ashley)

Baby Ashley cries from the puddle of mud and tries to get up, but can't.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"What? Why?" Red asks.

"Yamete yo!" JP yells. "Stop! If hurt Ashley, she'll get more angry!"

Ashley escapes the mudslide, her hair blazing white, and runs back over.

Baby Ashley cries from the puddle of mud and tries to get up, but can't.

Mud Bunny carries JP Ashley away with Mud Slide, using his head as a platform.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"What? Why?" Red asks.

ShyHo: Just kidding. Anyways, ever played Quake?

 

[alexxxela]

Mud Bunny carries JP Ashley away with Mud Slide, using his head as a platform.

JP accidentally inhales some mud, and she starts choking. She can't get it out, and passes out. Ashley goes back into the mansion, ignoring Baby Ashley's cries for help.

ShyHo: Just kidding. Anyways, ever played Quake?

"No," Red says. "I hear Ashley. Gotta go." He then hangs up.

 

[Doc Monocle]

JP accidentally inhales some mud, and she starts choking. She can't get it out, and passes out. Ashley goes back into the mansion, ignoring Baby Ashley's cries for help.

"No," Red says. "I hear Ashley. Gotta go." He then hangs up.

<I missed that. Sorry.>

Mud Bunny: Oh, no! (Stops Mud Slide) Are you still alive?... Baby Ashley, are you okay?