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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

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"Swumber party, cowowing, sing-awong, be Baby Ashwee's servant..." She continues to read for 45 minutes. "An' if you don' wisten to me, you have to change my diapies for a week!" she finishes cheerfully. Ashley's hair turns a shade lighter each time she reads something.

"Sure," Red says.
(ShyHo sends Red his patented “Ultima Moonshine XXXXX”)
ShyHo: This has seventy-five percent of your daily alcohol intake.
 

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"Swumber party, cowowing, sing-awong, be Baby Ashwee's servant..." She continues to read for 45 minutes. "An' if you don' wisten to me, you have to change my diapies for a week!" she finishes cheerfully. Ashley's hair turns a shade lighter each time she reads something.
Mikey: No way! I aint doing all this!

Norm: Sorry-- camp rules... (The concrete Mikey stands on springs up, launching him into the nearby lake)... Well, you heard the baby, get all your stuff into your designated cabins, and prepare for your first night here.
 

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(ShyHo sends Red his patented “Ultima Moonshine XXXXX”)
ShyHo: This has seventy-five percent of your daily alcohol intake.
Red downs it, and immediately vomits and passes out.
Mikey: No way! I aint doing all this!

Norm: Sorry-- camp rules... (The concrete Mikey stands on springs up, launching him into the nearby lake)... Well, you heard the baby, get all your stuff into your designated cabins, and prepare for your first night here.
Ashley brings her bag into her cabin, which is painted pink and has lots of colorful decorations. She groans and puts it down on her bunk, which has a handwritten note from Baby Ashley. Ashley tries to read it, but it's incomprehensible besides the many hearts drawn on it.

Ashley comes back to the main site. "So, what torture does she have planned for us now?"
 

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Red downs it, and immediately vomits and passes out.

Ashley brings her bag into her cabin, which is painted pink and has lots of colorful decorations. She groans and puts it down on her bunk, which has a handwritten note from Baby Ashley. Ashley tries to read it, but it's incomprehensible besides the many hearts drawn on it.

Ashley comes back to the main site. "So, what torture does she have planned for us now?"
Norm: Baby Ashley wanted me to deliver the message that the slumber party is happening first, and that everybody has to tell one spooky story, and one happy story in that order.
 

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Norm: Baby Ashley wanted me to deliver the message that the slumber party is happening first, and that everybody has to tell one spooky story, and one happy story in that order.
"How can it be that the slumber party is this early? I shouldn't have to go to bed at 5:30 just because she does!" Ashley mutters. "Why did anyone think it was a good idea to make her the activity director?"
 

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(ShyHo calls Baby Ashley)
ShyHo: Hey, there's something very important you should know about me.
 

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"How can it be that the slumber party is this early? I shouldn't have to go to bed at 5:30 just because she does!" Ashley mutters. "Why did anyone think it was a good idea to make her the activity director?"
Norm: Looks like someone's Changin' a diapey this week!

(Kirby and Juice Kid visit Signy to borrow his car known as "Sweet Ride" as the two drive off towards the camp)
(Here's what the car looks like)
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Norm: Two members have shown up to join the fun. Everyone, say hello to Kirby and Juice Kid... OR ELSE!

Children: Hi, Kirby/Juice Kid/...Hello.../...Kid/...by
 
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Norm: Looks like someone's Changin' a diapey this week!



Norm: Two members have shown up to join the fun. Everyone, say hello to Kirby and Juice Kid... OR ELSE!

Children: Hi, Kirby/Juice Kid/...Hello.../...Kid/...by
(Kirby waves at the kids as he goes to give each of them a hug with Juice Kid looking in curiosity)
 

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(ShyHo calls Baby Ashley)
ShyHo: Hey, there's something very important you should know about me.
"I vewwy busy," Baby Ashley says.
Norm: Looks like someone's Changin' a diapey this week!
"I'm not doing it! I've had enough from doing it at home!" Ashley shouts. Baby Ashley toddles in, smelling particularly foul, and Ashley winces. "Fine! I'll do her stupid slumber party!"
 

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"I vewwy busy," Baby Ashley says.

"I'm not doing it! I've had enough from doing it at home!" Ashley shouts. Baby Ashley toddles in, smelling particularly foul, and Ashley winces. "Fine! I'll do her stupid slumber party!"
ShyHo: Oh. What are you doing?
 

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(Kirby waves at the kids as he goes to give each of them a hug with Juice Kid looking in curiosity)
Some children are taken off guard, while others welcome it.

Norm: Now aint that cute and cuddly? It's what this camp is all about!
"I vewwy busy," Baby Ashley says.

"I'm not doing it! I've had enough from doing it at home!" Ashley shouts. Baby Ashley toddles in, smelling particularly foul, and Ashley winces. "Fine! I'll do her stupid slumber party!"
Norm: Just in time too. You were about to be hugged by a giant, stuffed elephant!... Okay, campers, listen up... ( Juice Kid, Kirby, Baby Ashley, and Ashley find themselves quickly, and I should say improbably, assigned Cabin A)...

That evening, Cabin A being the first, Baby Ashley visits.

Molly: I have an escape plan...
 

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Some children are taken off guard, while others welcome it.

Norm: Now aint that cute and cuddly? It's what this camp is all about!


Norm: Just in time too. You were about to be hugged by a giant, stuffed elephant!... Okay, campers, listen up... ( Juice Kid, Kirby, Baby Ashley, and Ashley find themselves quickly, and I should say improbably, assigned Cabin A)...

That evening, Cabin A being the first, Baby Ashley visits.

Molly: I have an escape plan...
Kirby: Escape?
Juice Kid: curious noises
 

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ShyHo: Oh. What are you doing?
"I camp activity diwector! Uh oh, gotta go," Baby Ashley then hangs up.
Some children are taken off guard, while others welcome it.

Norm: Now aint that cute and cuddly? It's what this camp is all about!


Norm: Just in time too. You were about to be hugged by a giant, stuffed elephant!... Okay, campers, listen up... ( Juice Kid, Kirby, Baby Ashley, and Ashley find themselves quickly, and I should say improbably, assigned Cabin A)...

That evening, Cabin A being the first, Baby Ashley visits.

Molly: I have an escape plan...
"What is it? I can't take this much more!" Ashley says. Baby Ashley approaches the door.
 

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Kirby: Escape?
Juice Kid: curious noises
Molly: (Thinking Kirby would tell about it) I mean 'escapade!' I have a whole suggestion to make to Baby Ashley about a detour we could make on the hiking trip.

"I camp activity diwector! Uh oh, gotta go," Baby Ashley then hangs up.

"What is it? I can't take this much more!" Ashley says. Baby Ashley approaches the door.
... Molly: (To Ashley, Juice Kid (whom she did not understand), and several others, but not in front of Kirby. She called them aside) So you see those pencils? One of us steals those. Then another tells Norm. Then everyone says they themselves did it... There will be so many baby toys covering the camp, no one will know when we leave!
 
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... Molly: (To Ashley, Juice Kid (whom she did not understand), and several others, but not in front of Kirby. She called them aside) So you see those pencils? One of us steals those. Then another tells Norm. Then everyone says they themselves did it... There will be so many baby toys covering the camp, no one will know when we leave!
"That could work..." Ashley says. "But the perimenters are heavily walled and guarded. How will we get through? I can't use magic, it's blocked here!"

Baby Ashley comes in, and Ashley gags, as apparently no one has been naughty enough yet to change her. She sits down on Molly's lap. "Stowwy time!"
 

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"That could work..." Ashley says. "But the perimenters are heavily walled and guarded. How will we get through? I can't use magic, it's blocked here!"

Baby Ashley comes in, and Ashley gags, as apparently no one has been naughty enough yet to change her. She sits down on Molly's lap. "Stowwy time!"
Molly: Umm... Why don't you go first. We could all use the example (trying to alter the penalty to stuffed toys instead of diaper changing for defiance).
 
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"Okay! So once, dere was a big scawwy monster, and-" Baby Ashley stops as her story is already too scary for her, and she starts crying.
Kirby: I'll do a story.

(Kirby walks over and sits on a stool as he takes a deep breath)

Kirby: In a primordial cloud of gas and cosmic dust, gravity forged the stars..

(He goes on a very long explanation about the lore of the big bang itself blabbering)

Kirby: And that's why we are on this big round rock orbiting a star alongside seven planets as well 5 tiny dwarf ones, that's it.
 

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"Okay! So once, dere was a big scawwy monster, and-" Baby Ashley stops as her story is already too scary for her, and she starts crying.
Molly: You see that? That's why none of us want to tell stories. So can you please let us go?

Kirby: I'll do a story.

(Kirby walks over and sits on a stool as he takes a deep breath)

Kirby: In a primordial cloud of gas and cosmic dust, gravity forged the stars..

(He goes on a very long explanation about the lore of the big bang itself blabbering)

Kirby: And that's why we are on this big round rock orbiting a star alongside seven planets as well 5 tiny dwarf ones, that's it.
Molly and the other children had their mouths agape.

Molly: It was something.

Corey: If that wasn't spooky, I don't know what is.

Molly: Okay, I gotta get out of here! (Runs to the pencils and hides them in her bag.)
 

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"No! Teww me a stowwy!" Baby Ashley yells. She gestures towards her diaper. "Or ewse!"
Molly: I've had it with you! (Slips on the pencils and falls)...You want to hear a scary story? I'll tell you a scary story! Once, there was a little baby who was trying to tell everybody what to do and it made someone angry, and that someone killed her! SCARY?
 

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Molly: I've had it with you! (Slips on the pencils and falls)...You want to hear a scary story? I'll tell you a scary story! Once, there was a little baby who was trying to tell everybody what to do and it made someone angry, and that someone killed her! SCARY?
Kirby: Scary? More like spoopy.

Juice Kid: gets out a spray can of FrizzX and drinks it despite having fire
 
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Kirby: Scary? More like spoopy.

Juice Kid: gets out a spray can of FrizzX and drinks it despite having fire
Molly: (Looks at Kirby briefly with crumpled face)... Councillor Norm!...

Norm: Well, these stories just get longer and longer.

Molly: Could you write the combination for that lock again. I lost it.

Norm: Of course... but what happened to the pencils?

Molly: I stole them... (No one else speaks. She is then exclusively buried by stuffed toys)... YOU TRAITOOOORS! (Disappears in the pile of toys)...
 

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Molly: I've had it with you! (Slips on the pencils and falls)...You want to hear a scary story? I'll tell you a scary story! Once, there was a little baby who was trying to tell everybody what to do and it made someone angry, and that someone killed her! SCARY?
"NORM!" Baby Ashley screams. She points at Molly. "You mean! I hate you!" A mountain of stuffed toys falls down on Molly.
 

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"NORM!" Baby Ashley screams. She points at Molly. "You mean! I hate you!" A mountain of stuffed toys falls down on Molly.
The weight and volume are doubled.

Norm: Weeell (the final toy falls), I dunno how I'm gonna report this to her parents... So that's one naughty camper down. What are we gonna do in the morning, Baby Ashley?
 

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The weight and volume are doubled.

Norm: Weeell (the final toy falls), I dunno how I'm gonna report this to her parents... So that's one naughty camper down. What are we gonna do in the morning, Baby Ashley?
"I-I dunno..." Baby Ashley mumbles, wiping her tears. "Y-you teww evewyone n-not to be mean to me!"
 

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"I-I dunno..." Baby Ashley mumbles, wiping her tears. "Y-you teww evewyone n-not to be mean to me!"
Norm: You're the boss!... Listen up, campers. Baby Ashley's laying down the law, and while she is, you are all going to be nice, or Belly the Elephant is going to have something to say about it!... Canoeing sounds very good, Baby Ashley. Maybe we should do that!
 

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Norm: You're the boss!... Listen up, campers. Baby Ashley's laying down the law, and while she is, you are all going to be nice, or Belly the Elephant is going to have something to say about it!... Canoeing sounds very good, Baby Ashley. Maybe we should do that!
Baby Ashley nods, and commands a random camper to help change her into her bathing suit. Ashley tries to sneak away, but a rubber duck falls on her head.
 

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Baby Ashley nods, and commands a random camper to help change her into her bathing suit. Ashley tries to sneak away, but a rubber duck falls on her head.
Norm: (A tuba sounds as the toy duck falls on her head) Where do you think you're going? (Suddenly thrusts a life-vest on her, and throws an oar into her hand... and puts a hat on her head with the Camp Cuddly logo of a stuffed bear on it.) You're all going canoeing, and you're all going to enjoy it!

Belly: (Unintelligibly muffled) shunp shnupe shnmo (Carries several canoes to the front door).

Norm: Didn't hear ya, big guy!
 

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Norm: (A tuba sounds as the toy duck falls on her head) Where do you think you're going? (Suddenly thrusts a life-vest on her, and throws an oar into her hand... and puts a hat on her head with the Camp Cuddly logo of a stuffed bear on it.) You're all going canoeing, and you're all going to enjoy it!

Belly: (Unintelligibly muffled) shunp shnupe shnmo (Carries several canoes to the front door).

Norm: Didn't hear ya, big guy!
Baby Ashley, freshly changed into her swimmie diaper and top, is carried back by the reluctant camper. She climbs down and runs over to Ashley, grabbing her hands.

"Dis gonna be so much fun!" she squeals. Ashley pushes her away and stomps down to the lake.
 
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Baby Ashley, freshly changed into her swimmie diaper and top, is carried back by the reluctant camper. She climbs down and runs over to Ashley, grabbing her heads.

"Dis gonna be so much fun!" she squeals. Ashley pushes her away and stomps down to the lake.
Within minutes, the campers begin rowing downstream. Ryan, whose canoe is parallel with Ashley's, faces the screen briefly with a 'shushing' finger on his mouth and a mischievous expression. Suddenly, he lifts an oar into the canoe, which then becomes motorized and highly maneuverable. He slams his canoe into Ashley's and speeds ahead.
 
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Within minutes, the campers begin rowing downstream. Ryan, whose canoe is parallel with Ashley's, faces the screen briefly with a 'shushing' finger on his mouth and a mischievous expression. Suddenly, he lifts an oar into the canoe, which then becomes motorized and highly maneuverable. He slams his canoe into Ashley's and speeds ahead.
Ashley's hair instantly turns white and she speeds towards him. With a huge WHACK, she slams her oar into the back of his head, pushing him into the water. She then continues downstream.
 

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Ashley's hair instantly turns white and she speeds towards him. With a huge WHACK, she slams her oar into the back of his head, pushing him into the water. She then continues downstream.
Canoer: (From a distance) This is the most exciting canoe event I've ever seen!

Ryan emerges with a scowl, and his hair turns red. He submerges again slowly...

Norm: (Gasp) Look out! There's a waterfall ahead!
 
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Canoer: (From a distance) This is the most exciting canoe event I've ever seen!

Ryan emerges with a scowl, and his hair turns red. He submerges again slowly...

Norm: (Gasp) Look out! There's a waterfall ahead!
Baby Ashley begins to cry as she and Norm's canoe approaches it as well. Ashley takes a deep breath, and then jumps off of the waterfall. Using a lot of concentration and magic, she uses her pigtails like propellers, and floats safely down onto a rock. She boards her canoe again when it nears, and continues paddling.
 

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Baby Ashley begins to cry as she and Norm's canoe approaches it as well. Ashley takes a deep breath, and then jumps off of the waterfall. Using a lot of concentration and magic, she uses her pigtails like propellers, and floats safely down onto a rock. She boards her canoe again when it nears, and continues paddling.
Everyone else's canoes take nothing more than a gentle dip, leaving the pranking Norm laughing.

Norm: You aren't going to find any waterfalls here.
 
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