Welcome to Smashboards, the world's largest Super Smash Brothers community! Over 250,000 Smash Bros. fans from around the world have come to discuss these great games in over 19 million posts!
You are currently viewing our boards as a visitor. Click here to sign up right now and start on your path in the Smash community!
"I don't like to bother Miss Ashley. We monsters devour human flesh all the time, so I didn't see a problem," the werewolf says. He hands Ashley to Dust Bunny. "Give her whatever scolding she needs." He then goes back to his nap.
Dust Bunny: But I already did, and anyway, I don't harbor the same thing forever. I say what I need to say and move on. Besides, I'm very drowsy, and I'm sure you are too. Can I please go up to the attic and shut my eyes before they disappear?
Ashley holds on to him more tightly, the pacifier making her sleepy. "Put me to bed first..." she mumbles.
Dust Bunny: Gum along... (yawn)... Yeah, she's okay....
Ashley falls asleep. Baby Ashley toddles in and takes the pacifier back from her, pops it in her mouth, and then falls asleep on the floor.
Dust Bunny, waking up early, reassembles. He goes outside to watch the the sun rise.
Baby Ashley wakes up, uncomfortable from being on the floor, and toddles outside after seeing him. She holds his hand and watches too.
Dust Bunny: You're up early... I love the morning mist, and seeing the first daylight.
"Mist," Baby Ashley says. The dew on the grass makes her feet wet, so she stands on a rock instead. "Not good sweeping on da fwoor..."
Dust Bunny: Oop! I forgot to put you in your crib... Heheh... Sorry... Anyway, I think I'm going to be grading and replacing dirt later. There's a storm coming, and this land isn't draining so well. Fortunately, I can do that very quickly. It's a very bad storm.
"Stowms are scawwy! Big Ashwee wikes dem though," Baby Ashley says. She yawns. "I tiwed again..."
Dust Bunny: Me too... Aah!
"What!?" Red says. "They have no right to do that! Ashley's technically the mayor anyways, so she can't be evicted!"
Dust Bunny: Well, it must have come from somewhere.
Red storms outside. "You have no right to tear down our house!" he yells.
<I threw this direction in, because I had no plot ideas.>
"This isn't Buckville, so he has no right to do that!" Red says. "Leave, or my best friend Ashley will incinerate you!"
Face: I'm a soft face. You can't get rid of me. You can escape me though.
Ashley stumbles out onto the lawn, rubbing sleep out of her eyes. "What's...going on? Go away..."
Face: It's always difficult. I'll give you a few minutes to discuss this with yourselves.
Dust Bunny: When did this get here? (Pulls the note off the door. He calls him)... ShyHo, were you just here a minute a go?
Ashley turns Red into her wand, and blows up the truck. "I'll do that to the rest of them too!" she says.
ShyHo: No, I was not. It must have been… Wicked Shy Guy messing with me. Wicked Shy Guy is an evil Shy Guy who leads a cabal dedicated to liberating Exdeath from the Crystals of Light.
Face: King Buck will bring more. As for you, don't incur his wrath, or he'll buckyououtofoffice; buckyououtofhome. Then when you have nothing left, he'll buckyouintothe history books, and then buckthemintothefire.
//Dust Bunny: Wicked Shy Guy?... Well, we'll keep an eye out. They could really cause problems!
ShyHo: Yeah, he leads a cabal worshipping Exdeath. He wants to destroy the crystals keeping Exdeath sealed. He’s very dangerous. He wears a black robe and without it, wears a green shirt and black pants.
Ashley casts a spell that makes firey bees attack the Face. "Had enough yet?"
//Dust Bunny: That's very specific. Does he wash them... ever?
The face disappears, reappearing behind Ashley, Dust Bunny, and Red.
ShyHo: Yeah. I think… he’s not an obstacle though. If you see him, call me and I’ll take care of him. He’s probably doing something suspicious though.
The wand gets a sword edge and Ashley cuts through the mouth, trying to escape. She stabs upwards to the Face's brain, impaling it.
// Dust Bunny: We'll do that. Anything else we need to know?
Face: Ewww! Junk food! (Explodes)
ShyHo: Nope. Anyways, see ya! (He hangs up)
Ashley and Red land on the ground, covered in junk. "Yuck. Hopefully that'll teach them a lesson," Red says.
Dust Bunny: I don't know. If it means fame, power, or cash, they don't learn until the backlash.
"Well, if more come, I'll just do that to them too," Ashley says, picking up Baby Ashley.
Dust Bunny: Yeah. So what now?
Baby Ashley falls asleep in Ashley's arms, and reawakens in the game world. She finds she's in a cot at Nurse Boo-Boo's. "Hewwo?" she calls.
Boo-Boo: (Walking around the corner)Boo-yes?
"All done naptime," Baby Ashley says.
Boo-Boo: Let's go see Rita at the stage boards then...