I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley toddles into the room and waves.
"Hewwo!"

(ShyHo calls Red)
ShyHo: Hey, man, why weren’t you able to answer me when I called you?

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo calls Red)
ShyHo: Hey, man, why weren’t you able to answer me when I called you?

"What? I don't remember you calling me..." Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"What? I don't remember you calling me..." Red says.

ShyHo: I did, but you didn’t answer.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: I did, but you didn’t answer.

"Oh, I must have been busy with chores, then," Red says. "Baby Ashley's in here. Do you wanna talk to her?"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Oh, I must have been busy with chores, then," Red says. "Baby Ashley's in here. Do you wanna talk to her?"

ShyHo: Can’t, she’d go pretty violent. Anyways, my kid’s due in about a week or two from now, and if you wanna come watch the birth, that’s okay. Just, keep Baby Ashley out of the delivery room. Or, maybe I could give you one of my Windows 98 PCs? Want one?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Can’t, she’d go pretty violent. Anyways, my kid’s due in about a week or two from now, and if you wanna come watch the birth, that’s okay. Just, keep Baby Ashley out of the delivery room. Or, maybe I could give you one of my Windows 98 PCs? Want one?

"I don't want any," Red says. "But what should we do with Baby Ashley after the baby is born?"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"I don't want any," Red says. "But what should we do with Baby Ashley after the baby is born?"

ShyHo: Never tell her. Also, keep her. She needs you guys.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley toddles into the room and waves.
"Hewwo!"

Dust Bunny: Ashley, You're back!... We need ground-to-air missile installments in case that cloud thing comes back!

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Never tell her. Also, keep her. She needs you guys.

"We will," Red says, hanging up.

Dust Bunny: Ashley, You're back!... We need ground-to-air missile installments in case that cloud thing comes back!

"Nuh-uh. No worry. It was okay," Baby Ashley says. "Wanna see Mommy."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"We will," Red says, hanging up.

"Nuh-uh. No worry. It was okay," Baby Ashley says. "Wanna see Mommy."

ShyHo: Alright. (ShyHo goes to bed and he and Lenna wake up the next morning.)
Lenna: What did you and Red talk about last night?
ShyHo: Stuff… what Baby Ashley would do after this little one arrives.
Lenna: Alright. I understand that it would be problematic if she knew about it.
ShyHo: Glad you understand. Listen, Lenna, do you have any problem with my oddities?
Lenna: No, everybody has their own quirks and flaws. I love you just the way you are.
ShyHo: Aw.. how sweet.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"We will," Red says, hanging up.

"Nuh-uh. No worry. It was okay," Baby Ashley says. "Wanna see Mommy."

Dust Bunny: Sure. She's downstairs... I wouldn't spend too long though. She's been kind of weird.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Sure. She's downstairs... I wouldn't spend too long though. She's been kind of weird.

Baby Ashley toddles downstairs and sees Sarah on the couch. "Mommy!" she says, smiling and running over to her.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley toddles downstairs and sees Sarah on the couch. "Mommy!" she says, smiling and running over to her.

(ShyHo calls Red again)
ShyHo: Hey, I wanna speak to Baby Ashley.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley toddles downstairs and sees Sarah on the couch. "Mommy!" she says, smiling and running over to her.

Sarah: (Pale with red bags formed under her eyes) Oh, hi, Ashley! (Lifts Baby Ashley onto her lap) I was missing you. Those bats were flying around Mommy's head for so long!

Dust Bunny: Yeah... bats... That's great... Umm... (Sarah strokes Ashley's hair)... How do you feel?

Sarah: (Looking up)Oh, great!

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo calls Red again)
ShyHo: Hey, I wanna speak to Baby Ashley.

"She's busy talking to Sarah right now," Red says.

Sarah: (Pale with red bags formed under her eyes) Oh, hi, Ashley! (Lifts Baby Ashley onto her lap) I was missing you. Those bats were flying around Mommy's head for so long!

Dust Bunny: Yeah... bats... That's great... Umm... (Sarah strokes Ashley's hair)... How do you feel?

Sarah: (Looking up)Oh, great!

Baby Ashley giggles and hugs Sarah. Red comes over and sees her. "She doesn't look good....I'll ask Ashley to make a potion for her health," he says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"She's busy talking to Sarah right now," Red says.

Baby Ashley giggles and hugs Sarah. Red comes over and sees her. "She doesn't look good....I'll ask Ashley to make a potion for her health," he says.

ShyHo: Who’s that?

 

[Doc Monocle]

"She's busy talking to Sarah right now," Red says.

Baby Ashley giggles and hugs Sarah. Red comes over and sees her. "She doesn't look good....I'll ask Ashley to make a potion for her health," he says.

Dust Bunny: But we don't know what's wrong with her. We can't use medicine frivolously.

Sarah: Really, I feel great. In fact... (Sets Baby Ashley down. She then rises from the couch, hand stands, and walks forward on her hands. She handsprings into a standing position before bowing) Healthy, healthy, healthy!

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Who’s that?

"Her adopted mom," Red says.

Dust Bunny: But we don't know what's wrong with her. We can't use medicine frivolously.

Sarah: Really, I feel great. In fact... (Sets Baby Ashley down. She then rises from the couch, hand stands, and walks forward on her hands. She handsprings into a standing position before bowing) Healthy, healthy, healthy!

"Those hallucinations....Ashley could give her a potion to make them stop," Red says. Baby Ashley claps.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Her adopted mom," Red says.

"Those hallucinations....Ashley could give her a potion to make them stop," Red says. Baby Ashley claps.

Dust Bunny: Or something like that... Why don't you lie down, Sarah? Maybe that cough medicine had too much sugar.

Sarah: (More sternly) No way. I was in bed for two days. Let me have a little stretchy time (opens a window).

Dust Bunny: I really think one or two more wouldn't...

Sarah: Don't you dare say that! I hate staying in one place... Come here, Ashley. Let's go Shopping!

Dust Bunny: Shopping? You don't even know the area!

Sarah: I have eyes. Tell them, Ashley!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Her adopted mom," Red says.

ShyHo: Okay. Also, when I tried dialing Dust Bunny, he was all evil. I think something’s wrong with him.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Or something like that... Why don't you lie down, Sarah? Maybe that cough medicine had too much sugar.

Sarah: (More sternly) No way. I was in bed for two days. Let me have a little stretchy time (opens a window).

Dust Bunny: I really think one or two more wouldn't...

Sarah: Don't you dare say that! I hate staying in one place... Come here, Ashley. Let's go Shopping!

Dust Bunny: Shopping? You don't even know the area!

Sarah: I have eyes. Tell them, Ashley!

"Shopping with Mommy!" Baby Ashley says cheerfully. She runs to get her shoes, and Red glances at Dust Bunny.

"If she says she feels good enough..." he mutters.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Shopping with Mommy!" Baby Ashley says cheerfully. She runs to get her shoes, and Red glances at Dust Bunny.

"If she says she feels good enough..." he mutters.

Dust Bunny: Yeah... Maybe a little too good... (Sarah skips along the floor, twirling and jumping. She takes a brief look at her notebook, but leaves it where it is)... This can't be normal... Well, see you... I guess.

Sarah: Back in an hour! (Shuts the door)...

Dust Bunny: At least she's alive. She's good company for Baby Ashley.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Yeah... Maybe a little too good... (Sarah skips along the floor, twirling and jumping. She takes a brief look at her notebook, but leaves it where it is)... This can't be normal... Well, see you... I guess.

Sarah: Back in an hour! (Shuts the door)...

Dust Bunny: At least she's alive. She's good company for Baby Ashley.

"Yeah, it's good she has her mom back...." Red says.

Baby Ashley takes Sarah's hand. "What store going to?"

ShyHo: Okay. Also, when I tried dialing Dust Bunny, he was all evil. I think something’s wrong with him.

"Really? Well, there's nothing wrong with him," Red says. "He's totally normal."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Yeah, it's good she has her mom back...." Red says.

Baby Ashley takes Sarah's hand. "What store going to?"

"Really? Well, there's nothing wrong with him," Red says. "He's totally normal."

ShyHo: Really? Maybe he could be evil and you just don’t know it yet. I had nothing to do with it, and yet he was evil when I called him.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Yeah, it's good she has her mom back...." Red says.

Baby Ashley takes Sarah's hand. "What store going to?"

"Really? Well, there's nothing wrong with him," Red says. "He's totally normal."

Sarah: Let's try... (Points to Diamond City Shoe Supply)... THAT ONE!...

Inside, Sarah sees very expensive shoes on display.

Sarah: Tsk. I left my pocketbook at home... Which ones do you like?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Really? Maybe he could be evil and you just don’t know it yet. I had nothing to do with it, and yet he was evil when I called him.

"I was with him for a while, and nothing happened. Actually, he never even got a call," Red says.

Sarah: Let's try... (Points to Diamond City Shoe Supply)... THAT ONE!...

Inside, Sarah sees very expensive shoes on display.

Sarah: Tsk. I left my pocketbook at home... Which ones do you like?

Baby Ashley points at some sparkly red baby sneakers. "Wike dat one."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"I was with him for a while, and nothing happened. Actually, he never even got a call," Red says.

Baby Ashley points at some sparkly red baby sneakers. "Wike dat one."

ShyHo: Really? I called him and he never answered, but what I got was this demonic voice that just had to be an impersonator. Maybe I’m hearing things.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I was with him for a while, and nothing happened. Actually, he never even got a call," Red says.

Baby Ashley points at some sparkly red baby sneakers. "Wike dat one."

Sarah: Nice! I like those over there too! (Looks around before smiling with her teeth... She reaches for a small, strange blade) Shhh... (Cuts an opening in the display case barely large enough for Baby Ashley to fit through.) Have a look!

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Really? I called him and he never answered, but what I got was this demonic voice that just had to be an impersonator. Maybe I’m hearing things.

"I guess you are," Red says. He then hangs up to go attend to Ashley.

Sarah: Nice! I like those over there too! (Looks around before smiling with her teeth... She reaches for a small, strange blade) Shhh... (Cuts an opening in the display case barely large enough for Baby Ashley to fit through.) Have a look!

Baby Ashley crawls in and takes the red sneakers. She giggles and then crawls back out. "Shoes," she says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I guess you are," Red says. He then hangs up to go attend to Ashley.

Baby Ashley crawls in and takes the red sneakers. She giggles and then crawls back out. "Shoes," she says.

Sarah: Yes... Oh... (Shoves her back in as an employee walks by. She stands in front of the opening)

Employee: Howdy, ma'am. Is everything good?

Sarah: (Giggle) You mean "well," but yes. Thank you!

After they leave, she lets Baby Ashley out, giggling.

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Yes... Oh... (Shoves her back in as an employee walks by. She stands in front of the opening)

Employee: Howdy, ma'am. Is everything good?

Sarah: (Giggle) You mean "well," but yes. Thank you!

After they leave, she lets Baby Ashley out, giggling.

"Wet's go now..." Baby Ashley says. "Baby store."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Wet's go now..." Baby Ashley says. "Baby store."

Sarah: Wherever you want to go!...

Once they arrive, Sarah looks at an unattended register.

Sarah: Get whatever you like. I'll be right here... or nearby.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Wet's go now..." Baby Ashley says. "Baby store."

(A robe and maskless ShyHo and Lenna are at the store)
ShyHo: Ugh, I gotta buy some stuff. There’s a stain on my nice black shirt. (ShyHo sees Baby Ashley and tries not to notice as he loads stuff up into his cart)
Lenna: What’s wrong?
ShyHo: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

 

[Doc Monocle]

(A robe and maskless ShyHo and Lenna are at the store)
ShyHo: Ugh, I gotta buy some stuff. There’s a stain on my nice black shirt. (ShyHo sees Baby Ashley and tries not to notice as he loads stuff up into his cart)
Lenna: What’s wrong?
ShyHo: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Employee: (Speaks almost unintelligibly, abruptly, and quickly with a deep voice, mingling his words together, and startling Sarah, who thought he saw her staring at the register) Whaareyoudoinginababystore!

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Wherever you want to go!...

Once they arrive, Sarah looks at an unattended register.

Sarah: Get whatever you like. I'll be right here... or nearby.

Baby Ashley gets Halloween-printed diapers and lots of candy. "Want these," she says, toddling up to her.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley gets Halloween-printed diapers and lots of candy. "Want these," she says, toddling up to her.

Sarah: Oh... I... just... hold on? (The employee rambles on about shirt sizes not fitting ShyHo)... Maybe just take these for the road too... (grabs candy bars. She and Baby Ashley exit while the employee is distracted)

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Oh... I... just... hold on? (The employee rambles on about shirt sizes not fitting ShyHo)... Maybe just take these for the road too... (grabs candy bars. She and Baby Ashley exit while the employee is distracted)

Baby Ashley's tummy rumbles. "Want go home now."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley's tummy rumbles. "Want go home now."

Sarah: I told them we would be back in an hour, so let's go...

Dust Bunny: Wow, did you a rob a bank before you bought all of that?

Sarah: Wouldn't that be fun? We should try it sometime... (Yawn)... I'm pooped. I have a lot to do tomorrow!

Dust Bunny: (Whispers after Sarah goes upstairs) Did she seem okay?

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: I told them we would be back in an hour, so let's go...

Dust Bunny: Wow, did you a rob a bank before you bought all of that?

Sarah: Wouldn't that be fun? We should try it sometime... (Yawn)... I'm pooped. I have a lot to do tomorrow!

Dust Bunny: (Whispers after Sarah goes upstairs) Did she seem okay?

Baby Ashley nods and giggles. "She wet me get evewything I wanted and we didn' have to pay!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Sarah: Oh... I... just... hold on? (The employee rambles on about shirt sizes not fitting ShyHo)... Maybe just take these for the road too... (grabs candy bars. She and Baby Ashley exit while the employee is distracted)

ShyHo: Complete idiot. Doesn’t understand your pregnancy. My shirt fits fine, doesn’t it?
Lenna: Yes, it does. Mine fits as well.