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Dust Bunny: (Whilst a guitar string breaks, halting the music... Crickets are heard) The store owner... was being kind?
Employee: Idunno... (Tries to force the shirt onto ShyHo. He manages to get it on) You sure you wanna be seen with this?
ShyHo: Get this offa me! (He puts his normal black shirt on after taking the baby shirt off) No, I don’t wanna be seen with this little baby shirt.
Employee: Oh... You're looking real fancy too, ma'am!
(Lenna is wearing her normal shirt)
Employee: Oh, sorry about that. That's not what I was doin'. I just can't get why you'd come to a baby store of all places... (Chuckles)... Sorry, I... (Walks to the counter and slams it with his palms as he laughs)... I'm winning the funny video contest this year!
(ShyHo points a gun at the employee)
"Stowe owner didn' know," Baby Ashley chirps. She shows Dust Bunny one of the Halloween diapers. "I'll wook so pwetty in these!"
Employee: (Gradually ceasing from the laughter, he slowly turns his head) Shoot me! Ima die here in a minute anyway... (Falls onto the floor as he cannot control his laughter)
Dust Bunny: Yeah, huhuh, hold that thought... (Runs to the bedroom banging on the door)...
(ShyHo shoots him in the leg)
Employee: (Wriggling in pain) Awaw... Ouerght! Come on! (Clenches teeth as he bleeds to death)...
Baby Ashley toddles in and giggles. "I can awweady have anything I want, 'cause Big Ashwee can just scawe evewyone into giving it to me!"
(ShyHo casts Curaga on him and casts Raise on him)
Dust Bunny: Well, give it to her then!
Employee: But... but the contest... The five mil the T.V. guy promised...
"Did it work?" Ashley asks. Baby Ashley toddles over to Sarah.
Sarah: (Removing the bottle)Acquired taste... but are you sure it was fruit juice?
Baby Ashley toddles after her. "Mommy!"
(ShyHo hands him a check for five million Gil)
Frustrated, Dust Bunny marches over , stares at the cup with the mush, considers it well, and walks away... He then swiftly returns on screen, swoops to take Ashley away as he flies upstairs... He then returns downstairs with Ashley and swoops the cup to take it away as he flies out the door... He then returns indoors with the cup and Ashley, finds Red, and swoops to take him away as he flies up the chimney. He drops them on the roof, setting the cup down gently to make a statement.
Employee: (Shakes his head) My lips are sealed!
Frustrated, Dust Bunny marches over , stares at the cup with the mush, considers it well, and walks away... He then swiftly returns on screen, swoops to take Ashley away as he flies upstairs... He then returns downstairs with Ashley and swoops the cup to take it away as he flies out the door... He then returns indoors with the cup and Ashley, finds Red, and swoops to take him away as he flies up the chimney. He drops them on the roof, setting the cup down gently to make a statement.
Employee: (Shakes his head) My lips are sealed!
ShyHo: The stuff we bought was for our coming child. (They leave)
Baby Ashley cries for her food from inside the kitchen. Ashley and Red fly down from the roof and approach Dust Bunny.
Dust Bunny: You are right about one thing. This is YOUR mansion, and you're free to do whatever you want to it (lets her go on). As for me, a monster is a creature bent on harming another. Say I'm a monster again if I kick your butt to keep Baby Ashley safe! Good Night! (Disintegrates... Reintegrates) Oh, yeah. Don't think I have any shame about it either. I may have spawned from the dust in this house, but I don't belong to the dust of this house! (Disintegrates)
"You don't even know what a monster is either!" Ashley yells. Red dodges a vase and goes back downstairs to Baby Ashley, and feeds her crackers while waiting for Ashley to calm down. Ashley storms downstairs into the library and reads a book called "How To Make Mansion Monsters Behave."
Another child took interest in the book.
Dust Bunny slowly forms before ShyHo.
<I was referring to the library in her mansion, not a public library>
<I thought she moved rather fast. Sorry. I think I did not quite catch that you meant 'a library downstairs,' and defaulted to the interpretation that she went downstairs, 'and to the library.' >
ShyHo: I called you and an impersonator answered. What’s going on?
"Come here, Dust Bunny!" Ashley yells, waking up a sleeping werewolf, who growls softly at her.
Dust Bunny: (Yawning, he approaches, with dust falling off from weariness) I'm really tired. Right now, I'm split between two pla... (The werewolf comes into view as he climbs down the stairs. His ears perk up)... Ashley, (calmly and slowly) come up here... (His lower body and right, frontal corner of head crumbles as he tries to maintain his shape.)
<I missed your reply. I apologize.>
Ashley stomps over and prepares another loud rant. Just as she opens her mouth, the werewolf picks her up and puts one of Baby Ashley's pacifiers in her mouth. She folds her arms angrily but doesn't reject it.
Dust Bunny: Huh? (Left arm falls off as he approaches) You better put her down... and-and take that out of her mouth, intruder, or I'll...
ShyHo: I called you, and an impersonator with a different voice answered. What’s going on?
"I live here," the werewolf says, his voice deep and raspy. "I don't hurt anyone, and Ashley puts me in the basement for safety on the full moon. Now, say what you were going to say. I think miss Ashley needs to hear it."
Dust Bunny: I never got any calls-- not recently anyway... I haven't become Ash Bunny in a while, so you must have dialed a wrong number. Do you know a name? How do you know they were impersonating me?
Dust Bunny: He lives here? <He lives here?>... (He pulls the pacifier out of her mouth) Is that true? How come I've never seen him?
"He likes to keep to himself," Ashley mutters. She then prepares to scream again, and the werewolf puts the pacifier back in her mouth.
ShyHo: Try checking your recent calls.
Dust Bunny: Well... I don't know what to say. I mean, it sounds like you're a pretty good help then... (Waves hands) WHERE WERE YOU ALL THIS TIME?!
<Actually, there is something of a mess, since the video game where Dust Bunny was trapped and 'called' took place in Baby Ashley's mind, yet when she came out, it was said that time had hardly passed, and that Dust Bunny and Red were still looking for her, so I shall adjust it to say that Dust Bunny did not claim not to have received calls.>
ShyHo: Definitely. (Lenna walks in)
Dust Bunny: Hey, Lenna. ShyHo just said he called me. It looks like someone else answered... yet... the call's in my ears. This hasn't ever happened before.