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Boo-boo: Take this #First-aid Kit 1x# (Heals wounds. Prevents infections. Restores 3 H.P.) ... BOO-YAH!.
"Okay, bye-bye," Baby Ashley says. She visits Rita again. "Whewe should I go next?"
Rita: Says here that the Forest of Gloom is a very brief world... The Wild West is up next!
"Wiwd West," Baby Ashley says. "Have another question....have any idea whewe Big Ashwee is?"
<Did you have an idea? I did not know where she was.>
<All I had was she was kidnapped by that spider guy and trapped somewhere away from Dust Bunny and Red>
Rita: ni...ni-ni-ni-NI! Here we are... "The leader of the Death Spider Clan, Venomosity, is very methodical about how he keeps his captives, and lets them live for one week. In fact, from West to East, referred to a vector normal to the plane containing the face of the front gate to his hideout as it faces the Great Lake of Shadows, underground sites for live captives are implicitly alphabetized (ascending), with these sites arranged to either side of the hideout..." Your friend should be found very quickly if you approach from the West side when you reach the hideout.
"Is it near Wiwd West?" Baby Ashley asks.
Rita: He's the final boss. You can't have only two worlds between the beginning and the final boss, unless...
Baby Ashley cries and hits her. "WET ME GO!" she yells.
Connie: Quiet down, you little brat! (Sets her down)
"Cheat code?" Baby Ashley asks, still suspicious.
Conrad: Yeah, yeah. All you gotta do is put your hand on secret, wooden buttons in the well in the village, spelling out 'Time Travel.' Then you get to do anything before exiting the game.
"But....dis my game. Don't I have to pway da whole thing so other people can pway it?" Baby Ashley asks.
Conrad: Is that what they told ya? Not really. You see, the thing about cheat codes is that you get to have your cake, and eat it too.
"I get cake if I use dem?" Baby Ashley asks, tilting her head.
Conrad: She's funny... You're so glad I came to you with these cheat codes in time. You would've been dead meat... (Hands her the paper with the code on it)
"Weird wooking cake..." Baby Ashley says. She then eats the piece of paper and grimaces. "Not cake!"
Baby Ashley nods. "Ate yucky cake!"
ShyHo: Alright.. hey, listen, where are you?
Connie: NOOO!
<Would it even count as Dirty if it wasn't her diaper?>
<It is for comical effect of the strange game nonsense, but is not really important. What would you prefer?>
<I'd prefer if she just got Dirty from her diaper, because logically she'd be dirty all the time from the places she's been exploring>
Chirpy: Baby Ashley and others are trying to make a production... but I hear Shy Guys have become quite popular now. Why don't you see Diamondea about getting your very own video game franchise? It requires you to go on a special adventure to craft the progression, kind of like what the others are doing. You could have your very own plot, characters, and gameplay!
Joe: That aint grub. it's a scum paper... What's it say?
Baby Ashley shrugs. "I can't wead," she says. "It all yucky now...."
Joe: Well... (picks up the paper, and places it in his pocket... or he "aint Dirty Joe." ) ...
Baby Ashley nods and then yawns. "I Sweepy...." she mumbles, rubbing her eyes.
《Sleepy》
ShyHo: Are you a piece of malware?
Baby Ashley nods and hugs Rita's leg. "Night night..." she mumbles, falling asleep.
Chirpy: Nope, the real deal. I watch the events of this story, and bring news when there's a communication breakdown. I think a game starring a shy guy could be an interesting Mario/Final Fantasy hybrid... spin-off... thing. Do you want to give it a try? Here's Diamondea's number if you want to... (Flies away)
Rita: Good night... <I am not sure what your plans are, so I am making things up.>
(ShyHo dials the number)
Elizabeth Grove: Of course we didn't, but we sometimes make offers to those who spread word of us. That may have happened.
Baby Ashley saves her game and wakes up in the real world. "Dust Bunny?" she calls.
ShyHo: I didn’t spread word of you, some bird showed up and told me to call this number. I just wanna let you know, I’m not interested in whatever crossover you had planned, as I have a very important job to do. Understood?
Dust Bunny and Red are at the mansion (time hardly passed).
Grove: We didn't say you spread word of us. The bird you spoke of might have, but if you're not interested, that's fine. Have a good day, sir...
Baby Ashley toddles into the room and waves.
(ShyHo hangs up)