I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[Doc Monocle]

"Why...?" Baby Ashley imitates him coughing. "All okay?"

< I accidentally changed pages at the wrong time, and must make Baby Ashley's statistics table all over again! >

A.R.: You might think of something to be evaluated that I didn't and I am not long for this world, visibly speaking. I can still help you, but... (coughx3)... Only to notify you. The rest is up to you and your new allies. Between Rita, Scopeworth, and Smithy, you'll have all the information you need.

 

[alexxxela]

< I accidentally changed pages at the wrong time, and must make Baby Ashley's statistics table all over again! >

A.R.: You might think of something to be evaluated that I didn't and I am not long for this world, visibly speaking. I can still help you, but... (coughx3)... Only to notify you. The rest is up to you and your new allies. Between Rita, Scopeworth, and Smithy, you'll have all the information you need.

Baby Ashley realizes what he means and becomes "Sad." She starts crying. "Y-you gonna die? Don't go pwease!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley realizes what he means and becomes "Sad." She starts crying. "Y-you gonna die? Don't go pwease!"

(☆)

Baby Ashley:《Status: Sad》

A.R.: Melancholy gas doesn't sympathize, and neither does game progression. I'll be around... (Coughs his last as he fades into melancholy vapor)... You might want to open a window...

 

[alexxxela]

(☆)

Baby Ashley:《Status: Sad》

A.R.: Melancholy gas doesn't sympathize, and neither does game progression. I'll be around... (Coughs his last as he fades into melancholy vapor)... You might want to open a window...

Baby Ashley cries more. "No no no!" she sobs. When he's gone, she stays there for a while, and then gets up and goes to Rita's.

"Need...hewp," she says, having difficulty talking through her tears.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley cries more. "No no no!" she sobs. When he's gone, she stays there for a while, and then gets up and goes to Rita's.

"Need...hewp," she says, having difficulty talking through her tears.

Rita: (Climbs down from a ladder she was using to adjust a book) It's you... Why are you crying? What happened?

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: (Climbs down from a ladder she was using to adjust a book) It's you... Why are you crying? What happened?

"H-he died!" Baby Ashley sobs. She flops down on her bum and buries her face in her hands.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"H-he died!" Baby Ashley sobs. She flops down on her bum and buries her face in her hands.

Rita: You mean A.R.? Don't be sad... (Helps her up) He always dies. Start a new game, and he'll come back and die again. He's not gone though. He's still that irritating voice that brings news when you need it...

A.R.: I heard that!

Rita: See?

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: You mean A.R.? Don't be sad... (Helps her up) He always dies. Start a new game, and he'll come back and die again. He's not gone though. He's still that irritating voice that brings news when you need it...

A.R.: I heard that!

Rita: See?

Baby Ashley looks around. "C-come back...Don' wanna be awone on my journey...."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley looks around. "C-come back...Don' wanna be awone on my journey...."

Rita: Alone! Hmmm... (Paces back and forth) You need allies... (Searches her computer)... You have two options: You can search for Dirty Joe in the forest you came from, or you can phone a friend from the real world.

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: Alone! Hmmm... (Paces back and forth) You need allies... (Searches her computer)... You have two options: You can search for Dirty Joe in the forest you came from, or you can phone a friend from the real world.

"A fwiend...." Baby Ashley says. "Can I have Big Ashwee? Where Big Ashwee?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"A fwiend...." Baby Ashley says. "Can I have Big Ashwee? Where Big Ashwee?"

Rita: To call Ashley here with you, you need 30 J.T. Do you have that much?...

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: To call Ashley here with you, you need 30 J.T. Do you have that much?...

Baby Ashley takes out 30 J.T. and gives it to her. "Dere."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley takes out 30 J.T. and gives it to her. "Dere."

(☆)

Rita: The phone is over there. I know it's a problem that we have to pay every time we use it, but A.R. never fixed that. It's a #weird phone# though. Each speaker gets one turn to talk before you have to repeat whatever payment you made.

 

[alexxxela]

(☆)

Rita: The phone is over there. I know it's a problem that we have to pay every time we use it, but A.R. never fixed that. It's a #weird phone# though. Each speaker gets one turn to talk before you have to repeat whatever payment you made.

Baby Ashley calls Ashley. "Pwease pwease come here!"

"Baby Ashley? Is that you? I don't know where you are and I can't sense you. It's very dark here, I can't get out..." Ashley says.

Baby Ashley turns to Rita. "Big Ashwee stuck somewhere!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley calls Ashley. "Pwease pwease come here!"

"Baby Ashley? Is that you? I don't know where you are and I can't sense you. It's very dark here, I can't get out..." Ashley says.

Baby Ashley turns to Rita. "Big Ashwee stuck somewhere!"

Rita: Well, here's what you can do: You can save the game, and go help her, or you can search for Dirty Joe. He was last seen trapped in a caved-in mine, but you may need some other tools to rescue him. The entrance is blocked. Hint: Maybe Smithy can help you.

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: Well, here's what you can do: You can save the game, and go help her, or you can search for Dirty Joe. He was last seen trapped in a caved-in mine, but you may need some other tools to rescue him. The entrance is blocked. Hint: Maybe Smithy can help you.

Baby Ashley puts 30 more J.T. in the phone. "What happen?"

"I was just doing magic practice when I disappeared. I reappeared in a weird forest and was kidnapped by a mechanical spider humanoid!" Ashley says.

Baby Ashley looks at Rita again. "She in da game! Wanna find Diwty Joe den save her!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley puts 30 more J.T. in the phone. "What happen?"

"I was just doing magic practice when I disappeared. I reappeared in a weird forest and was kidnapped by a mechanical spider humanoid!" Ashley says.

Baby Ashley looks at Rita again. "She in da game! Wanna find Diwty Joe den save her!"

(☆ 30 J.T. spent)

Rita: I hear Smithy has been studying up on explosives recently...

Smithy: ... A.R. Died again? Mmmm... That's bad. On a different note, take this #Scary Bomb#. Be gentle! Here's a #match# to light the fuse, but maybe a trick could help you with that, so you can save the match for a rainy... for a sunny day...

Baby Ashley aquires a Scary Bomb and a match:

1× Bomb: Causes a loss of 80 H.P. to all characters within 30 jumps of the charge!

1× Match: Strike it to light a fire. Don't hold it too long!

​

 

[alexxxela]

(☆ 30 J.T. spent)

Rita: I hear Smithy has been studying up on explosives recently...

Smithy: ... A.R. Died again? Mmmm... That's bad. On a different note, take this #Scary Bomb#. Be gentle! Here's a #match# to light the fuse, but maybe a trick could help you with that, so you can save the match for a rainy... for a sunny day...

Baby Ashley aquires a Scary Bomb and a match:

1× Bomb: Causes a loss of 80 H.P. to all characters within 30 jumps of the charge!

1× Match: Strike it to light a fire. Don't hold it too long!

​

Baby Ashley takes them and then goes to see Vistuals Virge. "I Hungwy," she tells him. "Have soup?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley takes them and then goes to see Vistuals Virge. "I Hungwy," she tells him. "Have soup?"

(☆ 《Hungry, Sad》, matches, bomb, lives)

Virge: I still need vegetables.

A.R.: Have you thought about expanding your repertoire to include more than stew?

Virge: Y'know. I never thought o' that! Still, I only know how to make vegetable stew!

<I am gone for now... There has to be a better way of record keeping. It is confusing, but I hate to sacrifice detail.>

 

[alexxxela]

(☆ 《Hungry, Sad》, matches, bomb, lives)

Virge: I still need vegetables.

A.R.: Have you thought about expanding your repertoire to include more than stew?

Virge: Y'know. I never thought o' that! Still, I only know how to make vegetable stew!

<I am gone for now... There has to be a better way of record keeping. It is confusing, but I hate to sacrifice detail.>

Baby Ashley's stomach growls loudly. "Any food at all?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley's stomach growls loudly. "Any food at all?"

A.R.: ... Is that a piece of celery in your back pocket?

Virge: Victuals! Curse you, narrational panorama!...

Virge makes a very small amount of vegetable stew...

Baby Ashley: 《Status: Hungry, Sad; H.P.: 25/25; E.P. (23+2)/30 》

Virge: Happy? Now I don't have any food for myself!

A.R.: I reckon you should go to the forest, finish the job you started so you can move on, find the mine, and rescue Dirty Joe so you can have a quick ally. Also remember that you have a trick pass to discuss.

 

[alexxxela]

A.R.: ... Is that a piece of celery in your back pocket?

Virge: Victuals! Curse you, narrational panorama!...

Virge makes a very small amount of vegetable stew...

Baby Ashley: 《Status: Hungry, Sad; H.P.: 25/25; E.P. (23+2)/30 》

Virge: Happy? Now I don't have any food for myself!

A.R.: I reckon you should go to the forest, finish the job you started so you can move on, find the mine, and rescue Dirty Joe so you can have a quick ally. Also remember that you have a trick pass to discuss.

Baby Ashley leaves and goes back to the forest. She tries to find the Push-over that ran away, and when she does, she Pushes it.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley leaves and goes back to the forest. She tries to find the Push-over that ran away, and when she does, she Pushes it.

The push-over is destroyed.

[Primary: Buffoon and Push-over destroyed (Success); Question: Why are these stages being patrolled? (Open); ]

[Chapter 1: 'Baby Steps': World 1: Forest of Gloom: Stage 2 (The Mine) : Primary: Locate Dirty Joe, Get him to stop rambling somehow; Question: Why is the dark so scary?; ]

A.R.: Yeah, I'm a perfectionist. I hate tiny leftovers too. Now, you need to be brave for this next part, because you will be venturing into the deep, dark mines. There will be bugs. There will be scorpions. There will be big-mouthed prospectors. Be sharp!

 

[alexxxela]

The push-over is destroyed.

[Primary: Buffoon and Push-over destroyed (Success); Question: Why are these stages being patrolled? (Open); ]

[Chapter 1: 'Baby Steps': World 1: Forest of Gloom: Stage 2 (The Mine) : Primary: Locate Dirty Joe, Get him to stop rambling somehow; Question: Why is the dark so scary?; ]

A.R.: Yeah, I'm a perfectionist. I hate tiny leftovers too. Now, you need to be brave for this next part, because you will be venturing into the deep, dark mines. There will be bugs. There will be scorpions. There will be big-mouthed prospectors. Be sharp!

Baby Ashley whimpers and hugs her stuffed bunny. She becomes "Scared" and has +1 speed due to jitteryness, but has a chance to stand frozen in fear after an encounter. She then cautiously enters the mine.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley whimpers and hugs her stuffed bunny. She becomes "Scared" and has +1 speed due to jitteryness, but has a chance to stand frozen in fear after an encounter. She then cautiously enters the mine.

Baby Ashley: 《Status: Scared; H.P.: 25/25; E.P.: 25/30; W.P.: 5; Weapons: None (Scary Bomb used); Items: None (match used <I assume you would have used it. You can backtrack if not.> ; Skills: Healing)》

Baby Ashley descends into the dark parts of the mine, She suddenly loses 6 H.P., and feels a potent sting, and a scorpion crawls over her shoulder.

《Status: Scared, Poison (Lose 1 H.P. per obviously-unusuable-unit-of-time <say, per post> until she clears the stage and gets help); H.P.: (25-6/25)》

 

[alexxxela]

Baby Ashley: 《Status: Scared; H.P.: 25/25; E.P.: 25/30; W.P.: 5; Weapons: None (Scary Bomb used); Items: None (match used <I assume you would have used it. You can backtrack if not.> ; Skills: Healing)》

Baby Ashley descends into the dark parts of the mine, She suddenly loses 6 H.P., and feels a potent sting, and a scorpion crawls over her shoulder.

《Status: Scared, Poison (Lose 1 H.P. per obviously-unusuable-unit-of-time <say, per post> until she clears the stage and gets help); H.P.: (25-6/25)》

<I didn't use either, I'd rather backtrack on that>
Baby Ashley cries out and "Dirties" herself in fear. She hits the scorpion and throws it away from her, and then keeps walking.

 

[Doc Monocle]

<I didn't use either, I'd rather backtrack on that>
Baby Ashley cries out and "Dirties" herself in fear. She hits the scorpion and throws it away from her, and then keeps walking.

<How did she get into the mine?>

《H.P.: (19-1)/25 Status: Scared, Dirty, Poisoned》

She runs into a mine cart, wherein is a filthy someone with a pickaxe...

Dirty Joe: (Waking from a nap) Hohuh? Did they send someone to rescue me? (Looks down) A youngun...

 

[alexxxela]

<How did she get into the mine?>

《H.P.: (19-1)/25 Status: Scared, Dirty, Poisoned》

She runs into a mine cart, wherein is a filthy someone with a pickaxe...

Dirty Joe: (Waking from a nap) Hohuh? Did they send someone to rescue me? (Looks down) A youngun...

<The mine was blocked? She just crawled in>
"You...Diwty Joe?" Baby Ashley asks. "I come wescue you...."

 

[Doc Monocle]

<The mine was blocked? She just crawled in>
"You...Diwty Joe?" Baby Ashley asks. "I come wescue you...."

<Rita said so, but I suppose few boulders could have been shifted to help >

(H.P.:18-1)

Joe: Sure am! Take a look at these here papers to prove it... (☆)

 

[alexxxela]

<Rita said so, but I suppose few boulders could have been shifted to help >

(H.P.:18-1)

Joe: Sure am! Take a look at these here papers to prove it... (☆)

Baby Ashley can't read them but takes them anyways. "Time to go..." she says, taking his hand and leading him out of the mines.

When they return to the village, Baby Ashley visits Rita again. "Got him."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley can't read them but takes them anyways. "Time to go..." she says, taking his hand and leading him out of the mines.

When they return to the village, Baby Ashley visits Rita again. "Got him."

Rita: Great! He's your ally now. Oh, and here's the antedote for your sting too...

《poison , H.P. 16》

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: Great! He's your ally now. Oh, and here's the antedote for your sting too...

《poison , H.P. 16》

Baby Ashley Heals herself. "Teww me more about twick pass."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley Heals herself. "Teww me more about twick pass."

Rita: So whenever you begin a level, you have primary,and secondary objectives to complete, but just doing them exactly as they say can be a bit boring for the players to figure, so we have things called tricks. Coming up with fun, funny, clever ways of getting a goal finished that meshes well with the rules and your resources makes a trick. Some prizes you can only get using tricks. Think of them as 'legal and invited cheats' that leave everyone saying, "Why didn't I think of that?" You can discuss or haggle the value of a trick with Scopeworth to get some unusual rewards that may be of great assistance later!

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: So whenever you begin a level, you have primary,and secondary objectives to complete, but just doing them exactly as they say can be a bit boring for the players to figure, so we have things called tricks. Coming up with fun, funny, clever ways of getting a goal finished that meshes well with the rules and your resources makes a trick. Some prizes you can only get using tricks. Think of them as 'legal and invited cheats' that leave everyone saying, "Why didn't I think of that?" You can discuss or haggle the value of a trick with Scopeworth to get some unusual rewards that may be of great assistance later!

"Okay," Baby Ashley says. She stares at her feet. "And....whewe can I get changed?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Okay," Baby Ashley says. She stares at her feet. "And....whewe can I get changed?"

Rita: Nurse Boo-boo might be able to help you with that. Boo-boo's an expert in quick fixes and personal therapy. You should check it out!

<I have to go.>

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: Nurse Boo-boo might be able to help you with that. Boo-boo's an expert in quick fixes and personal therapy. You should check it out!

<I have to go.>

Baby Ashley leaves and knocks on Nurse Boo-Boo's door. "Hewwo?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley leaves and knocks on Nurse Boo-Boo's door. "Hewwo?"

<Hehe! What is the picture story this night... or noon... or evening?>

Nurse Boo-boo: Come in (ringing a bell on the desk repeatedly)... You must be Baby Ashley.

 

[alexxxela]

<Hehe! What is the picture story this night... or noon... or evening?>

Nurse Boo-boo: Come in (ringing a bell on the desk repeatedly)... You must be Baby Ashley.

<I guess it's nighttime but shop close times aren't really a thing in most videogames>
Baby Ashley comes in. "Can you pwease change my diapey?" she asks.

 

[Doc Monocle]

<I guess it's nighttime but shop close times aren't really a thing in most videogames>
Baby Ashley comes in. "Can you pwease change my diapey?" she asks.

<I did not quite understand, but the avatar was what I was talking about. I often like explaining them just for fun.>

Nurse Boo-boo: ... (Changes diaper) All better... 《Dirty》Since this is your first visit, take this free #Running Diaper 1x#... (No speed loss suffered from 'dirty' (disposable) ).

 

[alexxxela]

<I did not quite understand, but the avatar was what I was talking about. I often like explaining them just for fun.>

Nurse Boo-boo: ... (Changes diaper) All better... 《Dirty》Since this is your first visit, take this free #Running Diaper 1x#... (No speed loss suffered from 'dirty' (disposable) ).

<Oh, I didn't understand what you meant before and I assumed you were asking the time of day in the game for some reason>
Baby Ashley takes it. "Have....twavel medicine? In case a monster hurts me...."