I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[Doc Monocle]

<I like the idea but often I don't realize that other things can be done>
Baby Ashley is now Mad from being Dirty for so long. "I don' wanna go!" she yells, stomping her foot. "I hate it there!"

<If you feel stuck, you can return to town and ask people, especially Rita, for hints. I know it is probably somewhat complicated, considering I am coming with many of the scenarios, and therefore may not see it quite the same way. It may help to imagine everything that happens in the game as simply being part of the game, whether I intended it or not, because some solutions I make up as I go too.>

Dirty Joe: I got an idea. Why don't we blow up...

Rita: ARE YOU CRAZY! We're trying to save the train!... Come on, Rita (Shakes her head with her hands), think!... A trap! If they try to take control of the train, maybe we can ambush them at the stopping point. They wouldn't want to stop off at Cactus Valley, so they'll likely end up stopping somewhere near Ruckus Rock Ridge.

 

[alexxxela]

<If you feel stuck, you can return to town and ask people, especially Rita, for hints. I know it is probably somewhat complicated, considering I am coming with many of the scenarios, and therefore may not see it quite the same way. It may help to imagine everything that happens in the game as simply being part of the game, whether I intended it or not, because some solutions I make up as I go too.>

Dirty Joe: I got an idea. Why don't we blow up...

Rita: ARE YOU CRAZY! We're trying to save the train!... Come on, Rita (Shakes her head with her hands), think!... A trap! If they try to take control of the train, maybe we can ambush them at the stopping point. They wouldn't want to stop off at Cactus Valley, so they'll likely end up stopping somewhere near Ruckus Rock Ridge.

"FINE! We go there!" Baby Ashley growls, her hair turning a light shade of gray. She stomps out of the building, slamming the door behind her.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"FINE! We go there!" Baby Ashley growls, her hair turning a light shade of gray. She stomps out of the building, slamming the door behind her.

《Dirty, mad》

Rita: What got in her diap... oh...

Joe: Hahah!...

Rita: Wait up! You can always visit Nurse Boo-Boo.

Joe: Scared of a little diapey? Hahah!

Rita: No, but I have work to do. Do you have work to do?

Joe: I'm Dirty Joe and you want me to change that there diaper?

Rita: (Slumps) Whatever... Boo-boo's across the street.

 

[alexxxela]

《Dirty, mad》

Rita: What got in her diap... oh...

Joe: Hahah!...

Rita: Wait up! You can always visit Nurse Boo-Boo.

Joe: Scared of a little diapey? Hahah!

Rita: No, but I have work to do. Do you have work to do?

Joe: I'm Dirty Joe and you want me to change that there diaper?

Rita: (Slumps) Whatever... Boo-boo's across the street.

Baby Ashley bursts into Nurse Boo-Boo's. "CHANGE ME NOW!" she shouts, knocking over a potted plant.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley bursts into Nurse Boo-Boo's. "CHANGE ME NOW!" she shouts, knocking over a potted plant.

Boo-boo: BOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOO! (Hides behind his desk)

 

[alexxxela]

Boo-boo: BOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOO! (Hides behind his desk)

Baby Ashley starts to cry again and goes behind the desk. "Now!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley starts to cry again and goes behind the desk. "Now!"

Boo-boo shifts closer to the corner of the desk, shaking briefly his head in fear.

 

[alexxxela]

Boo-boo shifts closer to the corner of the desk, shaking briefly his head in fear.

"P-pwease!" Baby Ashley whines.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"P-pwease!" Baby Ashley whines.

Boo-boo: O-okay... (Crawls from under the desk, and slowly begins changing the diaper)...

《Dirty》

Rita resumes working with a topographical map, while Dirty Joe cleans his ears. Suddenly, yelling is heard in the streets, and Rita and Joe go out to look...

Cindy Six Shooter: ... And take yer nonsense with ya (Shoots a bullet near the foot of someone running away. She flips the revolver stylistically before putting it back in its holster while crowds cheer)...

Rita: What happened?

Cindy: Some scum cheatin' at cards... Not on mah watch!

 

[alexxxela]

Boo-boo: O-okay... (Crawls from under the desk, and slowly begins changing the diaper)...

《Dirty》

Rita resumes working with a topographical map, while Dirty Joe cleans his ears. Suddenly, yelling is heard in the streets, and Rita and Joe go out to look...

Cindy Six Shooter: ... And take yer nonsense with ya (Shoots a bullet near the foot of someone running away. She flips the revolver stylistically before putting it back in its holster while crowds cheer)...

Rita: What happened?

Cindy: Some scum cheatin' at cards... Not on mah watch!

Baby Ashley gets up and toddles back into Rita's office. "All better now," she says. "When save twain, I weawwy wanna find Big Ashwee after..."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley gets up and toddles back into Rita's office. "All better now," she says. "When save twain, I weawwy wanna find Big Ashwee after..."

Rita: It looks like you can have her sooner than I thought. It appears she's somewhere nearby.

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: It looks like you can have her sooner than I thought. It appears she's somewhere nearby.

"I want her I want her I want her!" Baby Ashley says. "What diwection?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I want her I want her I want her!" Baby Ashley says. "What diwection?"

Rita: Hold yer horsies, hold yer horsies... A.R.!

A.R.: I'm zleepy. What is it?

Rita: Where's Ashley. We need her quick, before Baby Ashley gets a heart attack!

A.R.: Is this worth my sleep?... (Sigh) She's currently trying to zap an outhouse someon's hiding in.

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: Hold yer horsies, hold yer horsies... A.R.!

A.R.: I'm zleepy. What is it?

Rita: Where's Ashley. We need her quick, before Baby Ashley gets a heart attack!

A.R.: Is this worth my sleep?... (Sigh) She's currently trying to zap an outhouse someon's hiding in.

"She escape her pwison?" Baby Ashley asks. "Where da outhouse? Wanna go dere!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"She escape her pwison?" Baby Ashley asks. "Where da outhouse? Wanna go dere!"

Rita: (Squinting) It looks like... Cactus Valley. You should hurry, before someone gets hurt!

Joe: Does anyone got a toothpick?...

Rita: Take the warp chest. It'll save you time.

Joe: Somethin' really nasty's goin' on with my pearly whites...

Rita: Hurry, Ashley. She'll hurt someone!

Joe: My shinin'...

Rita: (Having heard the dialect so much, she speaks with it when she snaps) YOU AINT GOT NO SHAHNNIN' TEETH! (Turns back) Hurry. In you go... (Stuffs Baby Ashley into the chest)... Stop her... Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh...

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: (Squinting) It looks like... Cactus Valley. You should hurry, before someone gets hurt!

Joe: Does anyone got a toothpick?...

Rita: Take the warp chest. It'll save you time.

Joe: Somethin' really nasty's goin' on with my pearly whites...

Rita: Hurry, Ashley. She'll hurt someone!

Joe: My shinin'...

Rita: (Having heard the dialect so much, she speaks with it when she snaps) YOU AINT GOT NO SHAHNNIN' TEETH! (Turns back) Hurry. In you go... (Stuffs Baby Ashley into the chest)... Stop her... Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh...

Baby Ashley climbs out and into a small town in Cactus Valley. She runs over to a random person. "Where outhouse?" she asks urgently.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley climbs out and into a small town in Cactus Valley. She runs over to a random person. "Where outhouse?" she asks urgently.

Stranger: You're adorable, but don't you think you might... fall in?

 

[alexxxela]

Stranger: You're adorable, but don't you think you might... fall in?

"Need it! Where is it?" Baby Ashley whines.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Need it! Where is it?" Baby Ashley whines.

《Hydration (1)》

Stranger: Fine... The whole town shares an outhouse near the center of it. Someone's probably in there now, so you may have to read the funny papers in the meantime. (Tilts hat as he moves on)

 

[alexxxela]

《Hydration (1)》

Stranger: Fine... The whole town shares an outhouse near the center of it. Someone's probably in there now, so you may have to read the funny papers in the meantime. (Tilts hat as he moves on)

Baby Ashley runs towards it and sees that no one's around. She bangs on the door, and hears Ashley telling her to beat it. When she's done, she opens the door and widens her eyes in surprise.

"Baby Ashley? What're you doing here?" Ashley says.

"I going on an adventure in my vewwy own game!" Baby Ashley says cheerfully. Ashley narrows her eyes.

"Your game? I thought this was my game!" she growls. "I found myself kidnapped, and then I escaped! Now I'm going on my adventure!"

Baby Ashley shakes her head. "Nuh-uh! Dis my game! A man in a cwoud made it for me!"

Ashley continues her hostile skepticism, and Baby Ashley takes her to see Rita...

+Ally: Ashley (if she isn't too upset!)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley runs towards it and sees that no one's around. She bangs on the door, and hears Ashley telling her to beat it. When she's done, she opens the door and widens her eyes in surprise.

"Baby Ashley? What're you doing here?" Ashley says.

"I going on an adventure in my vewwy own game!" Baby Ashley says cheerfully. Ashley narrows her eyes.

"Your game? I thought this was my game!" she growls. "I found myself kidnapped, and then I escaped! Now I'm going on my adventure!"

Baby Ashley shakes her head. "Nuh-uh! Dis my game! A man in a cwoud made it for me!"

Ashley continues her hostile skepticism, and Baby Ashley takes her to see Rita...

+Ally: Ashley (if she isn't too upset!)

Rita: ...So you're the Big Ashley she's been talking about for so long.

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: ...So you're the Big Ashley she's been talking about for so long.

Ashley nods. "Now, if what she's been saying is true....I want to know why this is her game and not mine! I should be getting my own game first!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley nods. "Now, if what she's been saying is true....I want to know why this is her game and not mine! I should be getting my own game first!"

Rita: Umm... We usually refer meta discussions to A.R... (Looks up) I said , WE USUALLY REFER META DISCUSSIONS TO A.R.!...

A.R.: My name is A.R.-- not P.R... (Sigh) Baby Ashley registered herself as a Nintendo Baby Hero. She needs to prove herself. You're already a Nintendo character... Maybe it's not the most logical thing that you don't have your game first, but you already have some stardom. As far as most are concerned, she doesn't even exist.

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: Umm... We usually refer meta discussions to A.R... (Looks up) I said , WE USUALLY REFER META DISCUSSIONS TO A.R.!...

A.R.: My name is A.R.-- not P.R... (Sigh) Baby Ashley registered herself as a Nintendo Baby Hero. She needs to prove herself. You're already a Nintendo character... Maybe it's not the most logical thing that you don't have your game first, but you already have some stardom. As far as most are concerned, she doesn't even exist.

"But she already had her fame with her teleporting thing! It's not fair! And I'm nowhere near as popular as stupid Japanese Ashley! Why can't I have my own game?" Ashley pouts (Mad).

 

[Doc Monocle]

"But she already had her fame with her teleporting thing! It's not fair! And I'm nowhere near as popular as stupid Japanese Ashley! Why can't I have my own game?" Ashley pouts (Mad).

Ashley: 《Mad》

A.R.: Okay, don't hurt yourself!... I don't know anything about a... "teleporting thing," but maybe you can share this game. You are both you, right? Do what Mario does-- act like a single character with an alternate form.

 

[alexxxela]

Ashley: 《Mad》

A.R.: Okay, don't hurt yourself!... I don't know anything about a... "teleporting thing," but maybe you can share this game. You are both you, right? Do what Mario does-- act like a single character with an alternate form.

"It's already too late....Everyone will like her better than me because she's so 'cute and sweet,' just like Japanese Ashley!" Ashley growls. "Besides, I don't want this game if it's a baby game! I want blood and gore and violence, not whatever insufferable nonsense Baby Ashley's come up with!" She leaves, slamming the door behind her.

Baby Ashley starts to cry (Sad). "B-Big Ashwee doesn' wike my game?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"It's already too late....Everyone will like her better than me because she's so 'cute and sweet,' just like Japanese Ashley!" Ashley growls. "Besides, I don't want this game if it's a baby game! I want blood and gore and violence, not whatever insufferable nonsense Baby Ashley's come up with!" She leaves, slamming the door behind her.

Baby Ashley starts to cry (Sad). "B-Big Ashwee doesn' wike my game?"

《Sad》

A.R.: That's because she chose the broad, captious, self-idolizing way. Your game doesn't have to be like everyone else's.

 

[alexxxela]

《Sad》

A.R.: That's because she chose the broad, captious, self-idolizing way. Your game doesn't have to be like everyone else's.

"B-but I don' want her to be mad at me!" Baby Ashley cries. "W-want her be happy too!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"B-but I don' want her to be mad at me!" Baby Ashley cries. "W-want her be happy too!"

A.R.: That is a sweet sentiment. Please, keep that... Resume your game.

Rita: Time for the world boss...

Boss Hoss: Hellooooo, Rootin Tootin' Town! (Gunshot)

Joe: Horseshoe hit my head! That's Boss Hoss! He ran everybody out of town last year!

 

[alexxxela]

A.R.: That is a sweet sentiment. Please, keep that... Resume your game.

Rita: Time for the world boss...

Boss Hoss: Hellooooo, Rootin Tootin' Town! (Gunshot)

Joe: Horseshoe hit my head! That's Boss Hoss! He ran everybody out of town last year!

Baby Ashley cries harder and hides under a table. "Don't wanna!" she whines.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley cries harder and hides under a table. "Don't wanna!" she whines.

Rita: Ashley, what are you...

The front door comes crashing down.

Boss Hoss: Long time, no see!

Joe: Will you git outta here!? (Joe pulls out his pickaxe, but before he can move, Boss Hoss draws his gun very quickly and shoots him.)

Rita: Dah!... Joe! What do you want, Boss Hoss?

Hoss: I got word of a hero baby.

Rita: Then look somewhere else! I don't know anything about a hero baby! This is trespassing!

Hoss: Don't play dumb with me. A.R. said she was in here.

Rita: (Looking up, she scolds him) A.R.!

A.R.: It is my job to inform everybody what happens next-- not just the hero. I'm supposed to be impartial.

Hoss: Wherever yer hiding, come on out! I challenge you to a showdown! Right there in the street. Grab yer favorite six shooter. We each load with one bullet! High noon!

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: Ashley, what are you...

The front door comes crashing down.

Boss Hoss: Long time, no see!

Joe: Will you git outta here!? (Joe pulls out his pickaxe, but before he can move, Boss Hoss draws his gun very quickly and shoots him.)

Rita: Dah!... Joe! What do you want, Boss Hoss?

Hoss: I got word of a hero baby.

Rita: Then look somewhere else! I don't know anything about a hero baby! This is trespassing!

Hoss: Don't play dumb with me. A.R. said she was in here.

Rita: (Looking up, she scolds him) A.R.!

A.R.: It is my job to inform everybody what happens next-- not just the hero. I'm supposed to be impartial.

Hoss: Wherever yer hiding, come on out! I challenge you to a showdown! Right there in the street. Grab yer favorite six shooter. We each load with one bullet! High noon!

Baby Ashley curls up in a ball and sobs. Suddenly, Hoss finds himself with a dagger through his heart. Ashley pulls it out and steps into the room. "No one's shooting Baby Ashley!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley curls up in a ball and sobs. Suddenly, Hoss finds himself with a dagger through his heart. Ashley pulls it out and steps into the room. "No one's shooting Baby Ashley!"

Hoss: Yipee-ki-yay! I knew the infamous Ashley was gonna try and pull some bloody Hollywood trick!... Well, I got news for you... (The fat Hoss pulls the dagger out and turns around)... You aint killin' me without a fair fight! I win... and I lose by showdown only!

Rita: (Nervous) Ashley... (Mumbles to her self) Book Five, Chapter Nine, Subsection Four, Paragraph Four... He's a cliché western villain. Cliché western villains only die by a bullet to the heart after a countdown!

 

[alexxxela]

Hoss: Yipee-ki-yay! I knew the infamous Ashley was gonna try and pull some bloody Hollywood trick!... Well, I got news for you... (The fat Hoss pulls the dagger out and turns around)... You aint killin' me without a fair fight! I win... and I lose by showdown only!

Rita: (Nervous) Ashley... (Mumbles to her self) Book Five, Chapter Nine, Subsection Four, Paragraph Four... He's a cliché western villain. Cliché western villains only die by a bullet to the heart after a countdown!

"Psst!" a soft voice says behind Hoss. When he turns around, a short figure with a cowboy hat covering her eyes begins counting down.

"Yon, san, ni, ichi!" she says, before shooting him through the heart.

Ashley's eyes widen. "You??? You're not supposed to be here! I guess this really is an Ashley game..."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Psst!" a soft voice says behind Hoss. When he turns around, a short figure with a cowboy hat covering her eyes begins counting down.

"Yon, san, ni, ichi!" she says, before shooting him through the heart.

Ashley's eyes widen. "You??? You're not supposed to be here! I guess this really is an Ashley game..."

Hoss perishes.

Rita: Japanese, Ashley? You saved the day!

 

[alexxxela]

Hoss perishes.

Rita: Japanese, Ashley? You saved the day!

JP Ashley smiles and giggles softly, while Ashley groans. "She better not be in the finished game! She already gets loads of attention!" she says.

"Anata wa Ashurii ga kirai da no?" JP Ashley asks, tears in her eyes. "You don't....like me?"

"No, no, I like you! I promise!" Ashley says quickly, trying to calm her down. She turns to Rita. "She's very sensitive."

 

[Doc Monocle]

JP Ashley smiles and giggles softly, while Ashley groans. "She better not be in the finished game! She already gets loads of attention!" she says.

"Anata wa Ashurii ga kirai da no?" JP Ashley asks, tears in her eyes. "You don't....like me?"

"No, no, I like you! I promise!" Ashley says quickly, trying to calm her down. She turns to Rita. "She's very sensitive."

Rita: Yeah, I can tell... Sorry, JP. I didn't pay attention very well in Japanese class... <Not too far from the truth. I tried to study several languages a long time ago, but was 'burned out.' You make me want to renew the effort though. >

 

[alexxxela]

Rita: Yeah, I can tell... Sorry, JP. I didn't pay attention very well in Japanese class... <Not too far from the truth. I tried to study several languages a long time ago, but was 'burned out.' You make me want to renew the effort though. >

<Oh lol. My Japanese isn't the best, I've been studying for over a year but I've been pretty lazy with it recently. My tutor hasn't been available much either :/>
JP starts to sob while Ashley whispers something into her ear, trying to calm her down. They're the same height, but somehow JP seems smaller.

"She wants to be friends with everyone, so she gets really upset when someone is hostile towards her at all," Ashley says. "I'm not sure she's cut out for an adventure like this."

 

[Doc Monocle]

<Oh lol. My Japanese isn't the best, I've been studying for over a year but I've been pretty lazy with it recently. My tutor hasn't been available much either :/>
JP starts to sob while Ashley whispers something into her ear, trying to calm her down. They're the same height, but somehow JP seems smaller.

"She wants to be friends with everyone, so she gets really upset when someone is hostile towards her at all," Ashley says. "I'm not sure she's cut out for an adventure like this."

A.R.: (Speaking only to Rita)We must banish her then! (Pipe organ plays, which the others can hear)...

Rita: We can't do that. It'd break her little soul!...

The others hear Rita talking into the air, punctuated by sudden, loud pipe organ noise.

Rita: ... We think there are too many Ashley's here, but we don't want to chase anyone away, so one thing we can do is merge two of you in the version mergin' machine. It's less confusing that way too.

 

[alexxxela]

A.R.: (Speaking only to Rita)We must banish her then! (Pipe organ plays, which the others can hear)...

Rita: We can't do that. It'd break her little soul!...

The others hear Rita talking into the air, punctuated by sudden, loud pipe organ noise.

Rita: ... We think there are too many Ashley's here, but we don't want to chase anyone away, so one thing we can do is merge two of you in the version mergin' machine. It's less confusing that way too.

"I don't want to be part her! She's too wimpy!" Ashley says, making JP cry harder. Ashley picks her up and rubs her back, apologizing quickly.

"No want anyone be sad!" Baby Ashley says. "How about....JP be awwy on easier missions?"