I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[Doc Monocle]

"Mommy," Baby Ashley says. Ashley hands her to Sarah.

"Well, I wanted to register her as a baby character because I heard it has certain benefits, and then she'd be included with the other baby characters like Baby Mario, Baby Peach, et cetera," Ashley says.

Sarah wakes up and takes Baby Ashley.

Dust Bunny: Benefits?

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah wakes up and takes Baby Ashley.

Dust Bunny: Benefits?

"She'd get her own kart license, she'd be tracked and protected by the Nintendo Crisis Hotline, and some other stuff too," Ashley says. Baby Ashley hugs Sarah.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"She'd get her own kart license, she'd be tracked and protected by the Nintendo Crisis Hotline, and some other stuff too," Ashley says. Baby Ashley hugs Sarah.

Dust Bunny: (Fixated) Kart license?... Nuh-uh! (Scoops Ashley up) I see where you're going with this. Karts are dangerous vehicles, and that's without you trying to enter it in a gladiator sport like Mario Kart. She could get vaporized by the engine power alone, and you know she's scared of noise!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: (Fixated) Kart license?... Nuh-uh! (Scoops Ashley up) I see where you're going with this. Karts are dangerous vehicles, and that's without you trying to enter it in a gladiator sport like Mario Kart. She could get vaporized by the engine power alone, and you know she's scared of noise!

"I wasn't gonna make her do it! I just thought it would be a good idea if she had one," Ashley says. "All the other baby characters can drive karts anyways. There are precautions for them too."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I wasn't gonna make her do it! I just thought it would be a good idea if she had one," Ashley says. "All the other baby characters can drive karts anyways. There are precautions for them too."

Dust Bunny: And what do you think she'll do with it? She'll either never use it, or she'll get herself in trouble, and if it's one thing she can't do, it's getting out of trouble.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: And what do you think she'll do with it? She'll either never use it, or she'll get herself in trouble, and if it's one thing she can't do, it's getting out of trouble.

"She won't even know how to get in trouble with it. I think you should loosen up a bit. It could be fun for her," Ashley says. "If she doesn't like or if something happens to her, we won't let her do it anymore. Simple."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"She won't even know how to get in trouble with it. I think you should loosen up a bit. It could be fun for her," Ashley says. "If she doesn't like or if something happens to her, we won't let her do it anymore. Simple."

Dust Bunny: What I'm afraid of is that something will happen so that it doesn't matter if we let her do it any more

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: What I'm afraid of is that something will happen so that it doesn't matter if we let her do it any more

"It'll be fine. They have safer tracks for baby characters anyways," Ashley says. "She won't be entered into something real."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"It'll be fine. They have safer tracks for baby characters anyways," Ashley says. "She won't be entered into something real."

Dust Bunny looks at Baby Ashley reluctantly.

Dust Bunny: Alright, fine, but she needs to be taught strict safety rules, and if she ever deviates in the slightest, or has so much as a fender bender... (The phone rings)...

Caller: (♢So ...Your recent registry has been confirmed... and so♢)

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny looks at Baby Ashley reluctantly.

Dust Bunny: Alright, fine, but she needs to be taught strict safety rules, and if she ever deviates in the slightest, or has so much as a fender bender... (The phone rings)...

Caller: (♢So ...Your recent registry has been confirmed... and so♢)

"Wicked," Ashley says, climbing down from Dust Bunny. "Do I need to do anything else?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Wicked," Ashley says, climbing down from Dust Bunny. "Do I need to do anything else?"

<I am confused. Did Baby Ashley say that, or did Ashley?>

Dust Bunny: Did she just say "wicked!" This isn't a good sign...

Caller: You can come to our office and verify that. Otherwise, you're in the green, and we'll mail you corresponding items.

 

[alexxxela]

<I am confused. Did Baby Ashley say that, or did Ashley?>

Dust Bunny: Did she just say "wicked!" This isn't a good sign...

Caller: You can come to our office and verify that. Otherwise, you're in the green, and we'll mail you corresponding items.

<Ashley said it. You said that Dust Bunny picked her up>

Ashley hangs up and picks Baby Ashley up. They head to the NCH HQ and go up to the front desk. "I'm here to verify Baby Ashley's registration."

 

[Doc Monocle]

<Ashley said it. You said that Dust Bunny picked her up>

Ashley hangs up and picks Baby Ashley up. They head to the NCH HQ and go up to the front desk. "I'm here to verify Baby Ashley's registration."

Clerk: (♢Check files... Find gum on a copy... Verify registry♢) Boom! Smile! (He hands her a copy.)

 

[alexxxela]

Clerk: (♢Check files... Find gum on a copy... Verify registry♢) Boom! Smile! (He hands her a copy.)

Ashley takes it and Baby Ashley smiles, even though she doesn't understand what's going on. They then leave.

"They're gonna mail us some stuff too," Ashley tells Dust Bunny.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley takes it and Baby Ashley smiles, even though she doesn't understand what's going on. They then leave.

"They're gonna mail us some stuff too," Ashley tells Dust Bunny.

Dust Bunny: Okay. Just remember what I said. (Walks upstairs, but halts and turns his head to widen his eyes with one more warning stare (screen zoom) before proceeding).

<I am gone for now.>

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Okay. Just remember what I said. (Walks upstairs, but halts and turns his head to widen his eyes with one more warning stare (screen zoom) before proceeding).

<I am gone for now.>

Ashley changes Baby Ashley into pajamas and reads to her, waiting for the mail.

 

[Yiptap]

Ashley changes Baby Ashley into pajamas and reads to her, waiting for the mail.

(Parakarry from the Paper Mario series knocks on the door with mail)
Parakarry: I have a package from the NCH for “Baby Ashley” and the address took me here. Am I at the right place?

 

[alexxxela]

(Parakarry from the Paper Mario series knocks on the door with mail)
Parakarry: I have a package from the NCH for “Baby Ashley” and the address took me here. Am I at the right place?

"Yeah, you are," Ashley says. Baby Ashley waves at Parakarry.

 

[Yiptap]

"Yeah, you are," Ashley says. Baby Ashley waves at Parakarry.

Parakarry: (Looks at Baby Ashley) Oh, aren’t you a cutie! Anyway, I was told not to disclose the contents of this package, looks like you’ll need to find out yourself! It may have something to do with the application for a baby character, though. Anyway, I’m off! (Parakarry tosses the package to Ashley and flies away, but the letters fall from his bag.)
Parakarry: No! Not my letters!
(Parakarry scrambles to pick them all up)

 

[alexxxela]

Parakarry: (Looks at Baby Ashley) Oh, aren’t you a cutie! Anyway, I was told not to disclose the contents of this package, looks like you’ll need to find out yourself! It may have something to do with the application for a baby character, though. Anyway, I’m off! (Parakarry tosses the package to Ashley and flies away, but the letters fall from his bag.)
Parakarry: No! Not my letters!
(Parakarry scrambles to pick them all up)

Baby Ashley helps him pick his letters up while Ashley opens the package. It contains a kart license, an ID card for the NCH, and some baby supplies with the NCH logo on them.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Parakarry: (Looks at Baby Ashley) Oh, aren’t you a cutie! Anyway, I was told not to disclose the contents of this package, looks like you’ll need to find out yourself! It may have something to do with the application for a baby character, though. Anyway, I’m off! (Parakarry tosses the package to Ashley and flies away, but the letters fall from his bag.)
Parakarry: No! Not my letters!
(Parakarry scrambles to pick them all up)

ShyHo: Did we win?
Bartz: I think so. Let’s get out of here!
ShyHo: Oh, I have one more thing to do. (ShyHo plants a bomb on the ship)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Elsewhere, Tina ventures througy the upsetting forest slowly... until she hears an echoing, high-pitched, whale-like call persisting for several seconds and intensifying. After a moment of unnerved trembling, she runs away in a random direction. She stumbles over herself and rolls down a hill... Meanwhile, Gianni obliviously enjoys the card game, and fingers through his earnings.

Gianni: Looks like I own you all now. Haha!

Walter: Not so fast... (Pulls out a large bag of coins)... New game. This one's called Toad'em.

Gianni: How do ya play?

Walter: You find out as you go. (Shifts ears)...
-------------------------

Dust Bunny prepares to go to bed.

Dust Bunny: Oh, I almost forgot... (Goes back downstairs)... He brooms dust together in one place for the morning... So her mail got here?

 

[alexxxela]

Elsewhere, Tina ventures througy the upsetting forest slowly... until she hears an echoing, high-pitched, whale-like call persisting for several seconds and intensifying. After a moment of unnerved trembling, she runs away in a random direction. She stumbles over herself and rolls down a hill... Meanwhile, Gianni obliviously enjoys the card game, and fingers through his earnings.

Gianni: Looks like I own you all now. Haha!

Walter: Not so fast... (Pulls out a large bag of coins)... New game. This one's called Toad'em.

Gianni: How do ya play?

Walter: You find out as you go. (Shifts ears)...
-------------------------

Dust Bunny prepares to go to bed.

Dust Bunny: Oh, I almost forgot... (Goes back downstairs)... He brooms dust together in one place for the morning... So her mail got here?

"It did," Ashley says, showing it to him. Baby Ashley yawns. "Can you put her to bed? I have some magic practice to do."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"It did," Ashley says, showing it to him. Baby Ashley yawns. "Can you put her to bed? I have some magic practice to do."

Dust Bunny: Sure. Come on, Ashley... (Tucks her in)... I've touched this blanket enough that it needs washing... So what do you think? You are now a Nintendo character!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Sure. Come on, Ashley... (Tucks her in)... I've touched this blanket enough that it needs washing... So what do you think? You are now a Nintendo character!

"Nintendo chawacter," Baby Ashley repeats. She sneezes at the blanket. "Itchy..."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Nintendo chawacter," Baby Ashley repeats. She sneezes at the blanket. "Itchy..."

Dust Bunny: Yeah, let's change it out... So that means you're going to join the ranks of Baby Mario and others. Can't wait to see your debut.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Yeah, let's change it out... So that means you're going to join the ranks of Baby Mario and others. Can't wait to see your debut.

"Baby Mawio?" Baby Ashley asks. "I Baby Ashwee." She tosses the dusty blanket aside.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Baby Mawio?" Baby Ashley asks. "I Baby Ashwee." She tosses the dusty blanket aside.

Dust Bunny: I mean you have a chance to make a name for yourself as a video game character. When people see you in enough titles, you become a star.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: I mean you have a chance to make a name for yourself as a video game character. When people see you in enough titles, you become a star.

"I gonna be in a game?" Baby Ashley asks. "Wike Big Ashwee?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I gonna be in a game?" Baby Ashley asks. "Wike Big Ashwee?"

Dust Bunny: Yup. Two peas in a pod... or is it one pea? I'm sure you'll be just as famous either way.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Yup. Two peas in a pod... or is it one pea? I'm sure you'll be just as famous either way.

"Famous," Baby Ashley says. She flinches, remembering when she had to perform on stage. "Wike...before?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Famous," Baby Ashley says. She flinches, remembering when she had to perform on stage. "Wike...before?"

Dust Bunny: I forgot!... Speaking of which (baffled), why haven't I heard anymore about the teleporting baby?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: I forgot!... Speaking of which (baffled), why haven't I heard anymore about the teleporting baby?

"I da baby," Baby Ashley says. She teleports onto a rocking chair. "Stopped going on stage when Dada died..."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I da baby," Baby Ashley says. She teleports onto a rocking chair. "Stopped going on stage when Dada died..."

Dust Bunny: I can't imagine why people would stop talking about you though. Something's up.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: I can't imagine why people would stop talking about you though. Something's up.

"Because da iswand...." Baby Ashley says. "All gone. No more people. Want game make Baby Ashwee famous again!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Because da iswand...." Baby Ashley says. "All gone. No more people. Want game make Baby Ashwee famous again!"

Dust Bunny: A few games should do the trick, but though the island is in trouble, you should still be a world-wide sensation already.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: A few games should do the trick, but though the island is in trouble, you should still be a world-wide sensation already.

"I dunno why..." Baby Ashley mumbles, rubbing her eye from sleepiness. "When I get in game?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I dunno why..." Baby Ashley mumbles, rubbing her eye from sleepiness. "When I get in game?"

Dust Bunny: Well, I guess when you start having some adventures that follow a pattern, it'll be documented. Please stick to puzzle games.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Well, I guess when you start having some adventures that follow a pattern, it'll be documented. Please stick to puzzle games.

"Wanna have a adventure!" Baby Ashley says, chewing on a jigsaw piece. "An' I wanna make tiny games wike Big Ashwee does."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Wanna have a adventure!" Baby Ashley says, chewing on a jigsaw piece. "An' I wanna make tiny games wike Big Ashwee does."

Dust Bunny: Tiny games? A nested game? Perfect! It's safe, and it's consistent with your older self!