I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[KingBooGengar57]

Team Rocket Grunt: (Enters a complex code to open the door which opens to a pitch dark room. Giovanni's chuckles are heard inside.) In you go, then!

(Shysa enters the room)

 

[Yiptap]

(Shysa enters the room)

(The Grunt closes and locks the door and then turns on the light, only to reveal that Giovanni's voice came from a voice recorder in the middle of the room.)
Grunt: Hah! What a sucker! (Sees ShyHo). Oh, dammit.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(The Grunt closes and locks the door and then turns on the light, only to reveal that Giovanni's voice came from a voice recorder in the middle of the room.)
Grunt: Hah! What a sucker! (Sees ShyHo). Oh, dammit.

(Shysa flies back to ShyHo through the door as ShyHo climbs through a hole in the door. He then points Shysa at the grunt)
ShyHo: Do you have a wife and a family?

 

[Yiptap]

(Shysa flies back to ShyHo through the door as ShyHo climbs through a hole in the door. He then points Shysa at the grunt)
ShyHo: Do you have a wife and a family?

Team Rocket Grunt: Y-Yes, I do. A wife and t-two toddlers. (Points the other direction) G-Go that way and take a 2 lefts and a right. Please don't kill me... (The Grunt uses an escape rope and climbs down from the airship)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Team Rocket Grunt: Y-Yes, I do. A wife and t-two toddlers. (Points the other direction) G-Go that way and take a 2 lefts and a right. Please don't kill me... (The Grunt uses an escape rope and climbs down from the airship)

(ShyHo follows the directions)

 

[Yiptap]

(ShyHo follows the directions)

(Jessie, James, and Meowth are outside the door, cheering over their promotion)
Meowth: We're admins, that's riiight!
Jessie: Those twerps actually did something good for us!
James: We hit the jackpot!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(Jessie, James, and Meowth are outside the door, cheering over their promotion)
Meowth: We're admins, that's riiight!
Jessie: Those twerps actually did something good for us!
James: We hit the jackpot!

(ShyHo knocks on the door)
ShyHo: Hello?

 

[Yiptap]

(ShyHo knocks on the door)
ShyHo: Hello?

Jessie, James, and Meowth block the door.
Jessie: What are you doing here?
James: Lowly grunts like you aren't allowed in here!
Meowth: (Whispering) Guys... I think he's the prisoner...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Jessie, James, and Meowth block the door.
Jessie: What are you doing here?
James: Lowly grunts like you aren't allowed in here!
Meowth: (Whispering) Guys... I think he's the prisoner...

ShyHo: Listen, the universe depends on me. If I'm not protecting the Crystal of Light, a demon will escape and destroy the universe. Lemme strike up a deal with your boss, okay? You guys help use the monsters of my world to strengthen the chains of the crystals that keep him in. In exchange, I'll give you guys cash. Sounds good?

 

[Ness64wastaken]

Primid: Boom Primid 242, we need ya!
Boom Primid 242: On it! (Boom Primid 242 attaches a chain with a lock on it to his boomerang and throws it around Ness, chaining him up.
Boom Primid 242: We've got the brat!

(Ness flexis his musles and it breaks the chains)

Ness: We could do this without anyone getting hurt. Take me to Paula and I'll be on my way.

 

[Yiptap]

(Ness flexis his musles and it breaks the chains)

Ness: We could do this without anyone getting hurt. Take me to Paula and I'll be on my way.

Leader Primid: Paula? Whose that? You're gitting outta control, let's trophify him.
(A primid comes in with a dark cannon and shoots Ness, causing him to become a trophy) <The only way to be untrophified is by someone touching the trophy stand>

ShyHo: Listen, the universe depends on me. If I'm not protecting the Crystal of Light, a demon will escape and destroy the universe. Lemme strike up a deal with your boss, okay? You guys help use the monsters of my world to strengthen the chains of the crystals that keep him in. In exchange, I'll give you guys cash. Sounds good?

James: You think we're going the believe that? Pathetic.
Jessie: Oh, you're making me mad!
Meowth: I'm itching for a fight!
(The trio goes about their evil monologue before putting up their fists)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Leader Primid: Paula? Whose that? You're gitting outta control, let's trophify him.
(A primid comes in with a dark cannon and shoots Ness, causing him to become a trophy) <The only way to be untrophified is by someone touching the trophy stand>


James: You think we're going the believe that? Pathetic.
Jessie: Oh, you're making me mad!
Meowth: I'm itching for a fight!
(The trio goes about their evil monologue before putting up their fists)

(ShyHo texts his friends)
ShyHo: Faris, Krile, Bartz! I need some help! I’m on the Shinra Airship!
Faris: K.
Krile: Okay. (They arrive)
Bartz: Yup. Coming.
ShyHo: Now, we’re a little more evenly matched. Are we? Let’s see how you do against spells!
(Battle on the Big Bridge from FFV starts playing) Looks like you guys can strike first!

 

[Doc Monocle]

Jack Frost: See, ho? You've got some fight in you! Come with us, ho! (Looks at the primid) He doesn't seem much of a threat, let's leave him be, ho.

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Paper Mario: Argh! I should've known! Paper won't do nothing! (Sadly) Look, you probably won't let us in, but we're lost and we need answers. Please let us in.


(Haunter puts its hands on its head as it phases away. A gang of Haunters phase from the same wall as the original Haunter as they all attempt to lick ShyHo <A lick from a Haunter kills you>

Sentry 1: We'll talk it over with the chief elder...

Peach comes behind Paper Mario with a turnip, yelling. She skids to a stop.

Sentry 2: ...These two aint security risks. Let 'em in... (They open the doors)...

Baby Ashley holds up a stuffed alligator, which she has her hand in its mouth. It's not actually hurting her, but she thinks it is. "A-awwigator bit me!"

Dust Bunny pulls the stuffed toy off slowly, thinking she is playing.

Dust Bunny: Take this, you nasty alligator! (Throws it at a cushion) Let's get you bandaged up now... (Wraps her arm in an imaginary bandage) Looks like I saved the day again... Oh... (Removes the bandage, applies an imaginary antiseptic and uses a 'new' bandage)... Now I've saved the day!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny pulls the stuffed toy off slowly, thinking she is playing.

Dust Bunny: Take this, you nasty alligator! (Throws it at a cushion) Let's get you bandaged up now... (Wraps her arm in an imaginary bandage) Looks like I saved the day again... Oh... (Removes the bandage, applies an imaginary antiseptic and uses a 'new' bandage)... Now I've saved the day!

"A-all better," Baby Ashley says. Ashley picks her up and hands her to Dust Bunny.

"I need to go lie down again...Take care of her," she mumbles, going back into her room.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"A-all better," Baby Ashley says. Ashley picks her up and hands her to Dust Bunny.

"I need to go lie down again...Take care of her," she mumbles, going back into her room.

Dust Bunny: Sweet dreams... Well, Ashley, what do you say we grab an ice cream?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Sweet dreams... Well, Ashley, what do you say we grab an ice cream?

Baby Ashley nods delightedly. "Ice cweam!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley nods delightedly. "Ice cweam!"

While they eat their ice cream on a park bench, Bowser Jr. comes along, and he pays a few coins.

Vendor: That it?

Bowser Jr.: Chocowate vocano!

Vendor: You're a bit short then. What about vanilla?...

Dust Bunny: I feel bad for the ice cream man...

 

[alexxxela]

While they eat their ice cream on a park bench, Bowser Jr. comes along, and he pays a few coins.

Vendor: That it?

Bowser Jr.: Chocowate vocano!

Vendor: You're a bit short then. What about vanilla?...

Dust Bunny: I feel bad for the ice cream man...

Baby Ashley picks up a coin from their bag and gives it to Bowser Jr. "Chocowate vowcano," she says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley picks up a coin from their bag and gives it to Bowser Jr. "Chocowate vowcano," she says.

Dust Bunny smiles.

Vendor: That's awfully kind of you, young lady. (Bowser Jr. walks to another bench with his ice cream)... Here, take another scoop for you and the rabbit thing...

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny smiles.

Vendor: That's awfully kind of you, young lady. (Bowser Jr. walks to another bench with his ice cream)... Here, take another scoop for you and the rabbit thing...

Baby Ashley eats her extra scoop and giggles, getting it all over her cheeks. "Yummy!" she exclaims.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley eats her extra scoop and giggles, getting it all over her cheeks. "Yummy!" she exclaims.

Dust Bunny: Let's head back then...

While Ashley plays in her delightfully cold and sweet treat on the way home, and Dust Bunny struggles to understand why he can eat ice cream, Bowser Jr., having devoured his... Well, some things are rather easy to predict...

Bowser Jr.: ... MORE! (He runs toward the van in a sugar frenzy, flames spilling from his mouth)...

Vendor: Aah! (He drives away)...

...

Dust Bunny: I'm proud of you for what you did. It isn't easy to be nice when that's going on.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Let's head back then...

While Ashley plays in her delightfully cold and sweet treat on the way home, and Dust Bunny struggles to understand why he can eat ice cream, Bowser Jr., having devoured his... Well, some things are rather easy to predict...

Bowser Jr.: ... MORE! (He runs toward the van in a sugar frenzy, flames spilling from his mouth)...

Vendor: Aah! (He drives away)...

...

Dust Bunny: I'm proud of you for what you did. It isn't easy to be nice when that's going on.

Baby Ashley smiles and nods. "Wanna go pway now."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley smiles and nods. "Wanna go pway now."

Dust Bunny: Go ahead. I've got things to do, and I'll be right back...
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Gianni and Tina arrive at Peach's castle to bring word of the emergency. They strike the door repeatedly.

Capman: Come on in. Peach don't know this, but all ya gotta do is say, "Open up, pretty please..."

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Go ahead. I've got things to do, and I'll be right back...
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Gianni and Tina arrive at Peach's castle to bring word of the emergency. They strike the door repeatedly.

Capman: Come on in. Peach don't know this, but all ya gotta do is say, "Open up, pretty please..."

"I stay wif Dust Bunny," Baby Ashley says, holding onto him.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I stay wif Dust Bunny," Baby Ashley says, holding onto him.

Dust Bunny: Did them! I know I'm fast-- too fast for the eyes to see!... Huh? That noise... That's not just a car driving by... Ashley, move!... (Grabs her)...

The ice cream van from earlier crashes through the wall.

Vendor: Get outta my ice cream, you brat!

Bowser Jr. is upside down in a churn, lapping the last of the ice cream.

Dust Bunny: What are you doing? (Walks over) You could have gotten us killed!

Vendor: It's not my fault! This... tortoise baby thingy just came out of nowhere and nearly crushed my legs trying to sit in my lap!

Bowser Jr.: Yummy ice cweam!

Dust Bunny picks up debris, looking at it speechlessly.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Did them! I know I'm fast-- too fast for the eyes to see!... Huh? That noise... That's not just a car driving by... Ashley, move!... (Grabs her)... The ice cream van from earlier crashes through the wall.

Vendor: Get outta my ice cream, you brat!

Bowser Jr. is upside down in a churn, lapping the last of the ice cream.

Dust Bunny: What are you doing? (Walks over) You could have gotten us killed!

Vendor: It's not my fault! This... tortoise baby thingy just came out of nowhere and nearly crushed my legs trying to sit in my lap!

Bowser Jr.: Yummy ice cweam!

Dust Bunny picks up debris, looking at it speechlessly.

Baby Ashley's eyes widen and her hair begins to turn a lighter shade. "MEAN!" she yells, storming over to Bowser Jr. and hitting him. "NO DO THAT!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley's eyes widen and her hair begins to turn a lighter shade. "MEAN!" she yells, storming over to Bowser Jr. and hitting him. "NO DO THAT!"

Dust Bunny: Ashley, stop! (Drops the debris)

Bowser Jr, mostly impervious to the strikes, is finally struck on his sensitive nose.

Bowser Jr: WAAAAHR! (He slowly winds up a single punch and knocks Ashley down. He then tries to stomp on her, but Dust Bunny snatches her just in time, and Bowser Jr. splits the floor tiles)...

Dust Bunny: Ashley!

Bowser Jr. : WAAAHR! (He throws flames across the room, and Dust Bunny ducks with Ashley in hand.)

Vendor: I'm getting outta here!

The walls catch fire, which spreads rapidly.

Dust Bunny: Red, FIRE! GET OUT! (He takes Ashley out of the mansion)

Bowser Jr. : (Chasing them) Angwy!

Dust Bunny: (Turning around) Stop right... Gah! (Ears catch fire as he dodges a fireball)... Ashley, take the tricycle and ride away! I'll hold him off!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Ashley, stop! (Drops the debris)

Bowser Jr, mostly impervious to the strikes, is finally struck on his sensitive nose.

Bowser Jr: WAAAAHR! (He slowly winds up a single punch and knocks Ashley down. He then tries to stomp on her, but Dust Bunny snatches her just in time, and Bowser Jr. splits the floor tiles)...

Dust Bunny: Ashley!

Bowser Jr. : WAAAHR! (He throws flames across the room, and Dust Bunny ducks with Ashley in hand.)

Vendor: I'm getting outta here!

The walls catch fire, which spreads rapidly.

Dust Bunny: Red, FIRE! GET OUT! (He takes Ashley out of the mansion)

Bowser Jr. : (Chasing them) Angwy!

Dust Bunny: (Turning around) Stop right... Gah! (Ears catch fire as he dodges a fireball)... Ashley, take the tricycle and ride away! I'll hold him off!

Ashley and Red bring Sarah downstairs and outside, while Baby Ashley speeds away on her tricycle. Ashley turns Red into her wand and casts a freeze spell on Bowser Jr.

Baby Ashley rides to a gas station and takes a quarter out of the front pocket of her overalls. She puts it in a payphone and holds it up to her ear. "Nintendo Cwisis Hotwine!" she says.

 

[Yiptap]

Sentry 1: We'll talk it over with the chief elder...

Peach comes behind Paper Mario with a turnip, yelling. She skids to a stop.

Sentry 2: ...These two aint security risks. Let 'em in... (They open the doors)...



Dust Bunny pulls the stuffed toy off slowly, thinking she is playing.

Dust Bunny: Take this, you nasty alligator! (Throws it at a cushion) Let's get you bandaged up now... (Wraps her arm in an imaginary bandage) Looks like I saved the day again... Oh... (Removes the bandage, applies an imaginary antiseptic and uses a 'new' bandage)... Now I've saved the day!

Paper Mario: Huh. I wonder what this town is called. (Paper Mario suddenly stops in his tracks) I-I gotta use the W.C... Wait for me!

In the outhouse bathroom...

Paper Mario: Ah... Time to take a much needed leak...

As Paper Mario unzips his overalls, an arm pops out of the toilet!

???: P-P-PAPER PLEASE!!!

The arm reaches out and tugs on Paper Mario, causing him to wack the arm with his hammer and run out of the bathroom in a panic.

Paper Mario: P-P-Peach! A crazy hand tried to pull me into into the toilet! Look!

(ShyHo texts his friends)
ShyHo: Faris, Krile, Bartz! I need some help! I’m on the Shinra Airship!
Faris: K.
Krile: Okay. (They arrive)
Bartz: Yup. Coming.
ShyHo: Now, we’re a little more evenly matched. Are we? Let’s see how you do against spells!
(Battle on the Big Bridge from FFV starts playing) Looks like you guys can strike first!

Meowth: Evenly matched? Is this some kind of joke!?
James: Its 4 against 3, twerp! Learn how to count!
Jessie: Remember, we have our Pokémon...
James: Oh good point.
Jessie: (Throws a Pokéball at the ground) Come on out, Mimikyu! Use Shadow Ball!
(Mimikyu comes out and launches, well, a shadow ball from its tail)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Paper Mario: Huh. I wonder what this town is called. (Paper Mario suddenly stops in his tracks) I-I gotta use the W.C... Wait for me!

In the outhouse bathroom...

Paper Mario: Ah... Time to take a much needed leak...

As Paper Mario unzips his overalls, an arm pops out of the toilet!

???: P-P-PAPER PLEASE!!!

The arm reaches out and tugs on Paper Mario, causing him to wack the arm with his hammer and run out of the bathroom in a panic.

Paper Mario: P-P-Peach! A crazy hand tried to pull me into into the toilet! Look!


Meowth: Evenly matched? Is this some kind of joke!?
James: Its 4 against 3, twerp! Learn how to count!
Jessie: Remember, we have our Pokémon...
James: Oh good point.
Jessie: (Throws a Pokéball at the ground) Come on out, Mimikyu! Use Shadow Ball!
(Mimikyu comes out and launches, well, a shadow ball from its tail)

ShyHo: Ow! Alright! My turn! (ShyHo casts Aqualung on Jessie and James)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley and Red bring Sarah downstairs and outside, while Baby Ashley speeds away on her tricycle. Ashley turns Red into her wand and casts a freeze spell on Bowser Jr.

Baby Ashley rides to a gas station and takes a quarter out of the front pocket of her overalls. She puts it in a payphone and holds it up to her ear. "Nintendo Cwisis Hotwine!" she says.

Dust Bunny flies into Bowser Jr., but not forcefully enough, and splits into two. He then channels dirt from the ground through his arms, sandblasting Bowser Jr.

Bowser Jr.: (Spitting dirt) Meanie! (Whistles for the Klown Kar)...
------------

Call agent: Nintendo Crisis Hotline. How may we help?

Paper Mario: Huh. I wonder what this town is called. (Paper Mario suddenly stops in his tracks) I-I gotta use the W.C... Wait for me!

In the outhouse bathroom...

Paper Mario: Ah... Time to take a much needed leak...

As Paper Mario unzips his overalls, an arm pops out of the toilet!

???: P-P-PAPER PLEASE!!!

The arm reaches out and tugs on Paper Mario, causing him to wack the arm with his hammer and run out of the bathroom in a panic.

Paper Mario: P-P-Peach! A crazy hand tried to pull me into into the toilet! Look!


Meowth: Evenly matched? Is this some kind of joke!?
James: Its 4 against 3, twerp! Learn how to count!
Jessie: Remember, we have our Pokémon...
James: Oh good point.
Jessie: (Throws a Pokéball at the ground) Come on out, Mimikyu! Use Shadow Ball!
(Mimikyu comes out and launches, well, a shadow ball from its tail)

Peach goes into the bathroom.

Peach: Oh, my! What is that, and why is it in the toilet? (Watches the hand chaotically wriggle about, splashing water) Let's find the owner, quick!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny flies into Bowser Jr., but not forcefully enough, and splits into two. He then channels dirt from the ground through his arms, sandblasting Bowser Jr.

Bowser Jr.: (Spitting dirt) Meanie! (Whistles for the Klown Kar)...
------------

Call agent: Nintendo Crisis Hotline. How may we help?

Ashley sees the Klown Kar and tries to shoot it down. <her attacks may hit or miss>

"Mean turtle baby burn down Ashwee's mansion!" Baby Ashley whines.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley sees the Klown Kar and tries to shoot it down. <her attacks may hit or miss>

"Mean turtle baby burn down Ashwee's mansion!" Baby Ashley whines.

<Sorry. I sometimes miss certain details thinking of others...>
//Bowser's left side was frozen when he whistled...

The Klown Kar is destroyed.

Bowser Jr.: Biwthday Pwesent! (Jumps up and down on one foot, vibrating the ground, and keeping Dust Bunny from landing without disintegrating)

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Agent: Ooh... umm... Awkward... (looks at the other call receivers)... Yeah, umm... this is... what's your name?

 

[alexxxela]

<Sorry. I sometimes miss certain details thinking of others...>
//Bowser's left side was frozen when he whistled...

The Klown Kar is destroyed.

Bowser Jr.: Biwthday Pwesent! (Jumps up and down on one foot, vibrating the ground, and keeping Dust Bunny from landing without disintegrating)

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Agent: Ooh... umm... Awkward... (looks at the other call receivers)... Yeah, umm... this is... what's your name?

Ashley and Red try to restrain him. "Take Sarah and get out of here!" Red says to Dust Bunny.

"I Baby Ashwee!" Baby Ashley says. "Wittle version of Ashwee da witch."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley and Red try to restrain him. "Take Sarah and get out of here!" Red says to Dust Bunny.

"I Baby Ashwee!" Baby Ashley says. "Wittle version of Ashwee da witch."

Dust Bunny lifts the unconscious Sarah, and he looks for a safe place to put her.

Bowser Jr., now on the ground, cries incessantly.

Bowser Jr.: Wet go! (He breathes fire as he whines)

The ground begins shaking, and Bowser Jr. giggles.

Bowser Jr.: He's gonna find you! (He tries to make a noise...)
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Agent: Baby Ashley?... Hold on... (Snaps to get someone's attention)... Do we have a record for Ashley as a baby?

Response: Not current.

Agent: Yeah, umm... Stay calm... Does the mean turtle baby wear a toothy bib and have a small, orange tuft of hair?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny lifts the unconscious Sarah, and he looks for a safe place to put her.

Bowser Jr., now on the ground, cries incessantly.

Bowser Jr.: Wet go! (He breathes fire as he whines)

The ground begins shaking, and Bowser Jr. giggles.

Bowser Jr.: He's gonna find you! (He tries to make a noise...)
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Agent: Baby Ashley?... Hold on... (Snaps to get someone's attention)... Do we have a record for Ashley as a baby?

Response: Not current.

Agent: Yeah, umm... Stay calm... Does the mean turtle baby wear a toothy bib and have a small, orange tuft of hair?

Ashley picks Red up. "Watch out, it's Bowser!" she says.

Baby Ashley nods. "He cwashed a ice cweam twuck thwough da wall and den spit fire evewywhere!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley picks Red up. "Watch out, it's Bowser!" she says.

Baby Ashley nods. "He cwashed a ice cweam twuck thwough da wall and den spit fire evewywhere!"

Bowser Jr.: Papa! (Bowser looks at Bowser Jr., who points to the mess he made)... Wook!

Bowser: Hah! You might make a koopa yet!

Bowser Jr.: (Pointing at Red and Ashley, he runs to Bowser) They were being mean!

Bowser: You mean you let an eight-year old and a puny tomato bother you?! (Slaps his forehead)... This is how you wreak havoc! (Steps forward and roars at Ashley and Red)... This place is mine!
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Agent: ... Then all you'll have to do is sing him a lullaby, and get Peach. He thinks she's his mother. That should do the trick.
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Gianni: ...What the...

Capman and a few odd friends are playing a card game.

Capman: Want in?

Gianni shakes his head.

Tina: Mr. Mario disappeared!...

 

[alexxxela]

Bowser Jr.: Papa! (Bowser looks at Bowser Jr., who points to the mess he made)... Wook!

Bowser: Hah! You might make a koopa yet!

Bowser Jr.: (Pointing at Red and Ashley, he runs to Bowser) They were being mean!

Bowser: You mean you let an eight-year old and a puny tomato bother you?! (Slaps his forehead)... This is how you wreak havoc! (Steps forward and roars at Ashley and Red)... This place is mine!
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Agent: ... Then all you'll have to do is sing him a lullaby, and get Peach. He thinks she's his mother. That should do the trick.
------------------------

Gianni: ...What the...

Capman and a few odd friends are playing a card game.

Capman: Want in?

Gianni shakes his head.

Tina: Mr. Mario disappeared!...

"You'll never get our mansion!" Ashley yells. She turns Red back into the wand and flicks it in a whipping motion repeatedly. Red hot slashes appear on Bowser when she does, branding the word "LOSER" onto his chest.

Baby Ashley sees Bowser appear and starts crying. "Too scawwy! Bigger mean turtle appeawed!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"You'll never get our mansion!" Ashley yells. She turns Red back into the wand and flicks it in a whipping motion repeatedly. Red hot slashes appear on Bowser when she does, branding the word "LOSER" onto his chest.

Baby Ashley sees Bowser appear and starts crying. "Too scawwy! Bigger mean turtle appeawed!"

Bowser: (Snarls) Stare at this word while I flatten you!

Voice: STYLE BATTLLLLLLLLE!... 3... 2... 1... GO!

Bowser runs at Ashely, jumps into the air, and tucks himself into his shell as he spins, reaching out, and grabbing the ground. The momentum causes him to knock a large secition of the mansion in Ashley's direction.
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Agent: That's Bowser... He's big and powerful, but back-heavy. That help?

 

[alexxxela]

Bowser: (Snarls) Stare at this word while I flatten you!

Voice: STYLE BATTLLLLLLLLE!... 3... 2... 1... GO!

Bowser runs at Ashely, jumps into the air, and tucks himself into his shell as he spins, reaching out, and grabbing the ground. The momentum causes him to knock a large secition of the mansion in Ashley's direction.
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Agent: That's Bowser... He's big and powerful, but back-heavy. That help?

Ashley levitates it with magic and drops it onto Bowser, crushing him. "Had enough yet?"

Baby Ashley keeps crying. "Wh-where Mawio?"