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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

Doc Monocle

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alexxxela said:
"They told me," Baby Ashley says, refusing to elaborate further. She makes another arm appear and eats it too.
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Dust Bunny: Stop it! (He takes the arm and the tome away) You are absolutely, one hundred percent, hands down, no-brains-necessary, cut-and-dry, no doubt, unarguably, unmistakably, no-words-minced, CLUELESS!... (He heads for the furnace)...
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny: Stop it! (He takes the arm and the tome away) You are absolutely, one hundred percent, hands down, no-brains-necessary, cut-and-dry, no doubt, unarguably, unmistakably, no-words-minced, CLUELESS!... (He heads for the furnace)...
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Baby Ashley cries, and the tome reappears in her hands. "You wying! Big Ashwee says I vewwy vewwy smart!"
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny spanks her each time she does.

Dust Bunny: I tried being nice! You don't listen to anything, and I know you're capable of doing so, because you're "vewy, vewy smawt!"
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"Big Ashwee wets me eat human meat, and she is me! You just keep being mean to me and.....and think you can boss Baby Ashwee awound!" Baby Ashley yells, kicking Dust Bunny more and more.
 
Doc Monocle

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alexxxela said:
"Big Ashwee wets me eat human meat, and she is me! You just keep being mean to me and.....and think you can boss Baby Ashwee awound!" Baby Ashley yells, kicking Dust Bunny more and more.
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Dust Bunny: (Ceases in spanking her) "Big Ashwee wets me do this... Wed wets me do that..." You look like and talk like a baby, but you are apparently capable of making life-altering decisions that you stick steadfast to. Your mind is many years ahead of your looks, and if you can stick so firmly to your choices, I CAN'T change that. I used to think, 'Until she's old enough...' but you ARE! Because of that, if you think they are special role-models, OBEY THEM ! Is that your decision?... They will give you whatever you want. Isn't that what you like? I would be useless then... Come on. Trust me, you are ready to make that decision. If not, say so.
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny: (Ceases in spanking her) "Big Ashwee wets me do this... Wed wets me do that..." You look like and talk like a baby, but you are apparently capable of making life-altering decisions that you stick steadfast to. Your mind is many years ahead of your looks, and if you can stick so firmly to your choices, I CAN'T change that. I used to think, 'Until she's old enough...' but you ARE! Because of that, if you think they are special role-models, OBEY THEM ! Is that your decision?... They will give you whatever you want. Isn't that what you like? I would be useless then... Come on. Trust me, you are ready to make that decision. If not, say so.
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Baby Ashley stares at him with blank eyes. "Want ice cweam now," she says simply, not understanding what Dust Bunny said.
 
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alexxxela said:
Baby Ashley frowns and chews on her foot. Ashley stumbles into the room. "I heard....something was going on."
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Dust Bunny: Ashley? I haven't seen you in a long time!... Baby Ashley was throwing a tantrum, and I was explaining that I couldn't treat it like an ordinary one; that she thinks beyond her years. It got a bit loud... (Whispers) Basically, all I've been doing was taking corpses out of her mouth and telling her not to do things she desperately wants to do. She's a handful, but she'll listen to you and Red... Speaking of Red, he's upstairs and angry, because I chewed his ears off.
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny: Ashley? I haven't seen you in a long time!... Baby Ashley was throwing a tantrum, and I was explaining that I couldn't treat it like an ordinary one; that she thinks beyond her years. It got a bit loud... (Whispers) Basically, all I've been doing was taking corpses out of her mouth and telling her not to do things she desperately wants to do. She's a handful, but she'll listen to you and Red... Speaking of Red, he's upstairs and angry, because I chewed his ears off.
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Ashley picks Baby Ashley up and rocks her. "Red will calm down eventually....I've noticed she's way too smart and thinks like someone who's much older than her and it makes her quite problematic...What if we tried making her more infantile, making her mental state more fitting for her age so she won't be able to think or act like this anymore?" she says. Baby Ashley's breathing becomes slower as she calms down.
 
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alexxxela said:
Ashley picks Baby Ashley up and rocks her. "Red will calm down eventually....I've noticed she's way too smart and thinks like someone who's much older than her and it makes her quite problematic...What if we tried making her more infantile, making her mental state more fitting for her age so she won't be able to think or act like this anymore?" she says. Baby Ashley's breathing becomes slower as she calms down.
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Dust Bunny: I don't want to impose anything on her. I just want her to be healthy, be decent, have a life span, and choose that without anyone trying to make her that way. We can't force her to do anything, and she has a will. That will be resolved with time. As far as I go, I have limitations, can't keep everything from her, and shouldn't try to. I can only do the best that I can, and absolutely nothing more.
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny: I don't want to impose anything on her. I just want her to be healthy, be decent, have a life span, and choose that without anyone trying to make her that way. We can't force her to do anything, and she has a will. That will be resolved with time. As far as I go, I have limitations, can't keep everything from her, and shouldn't try to. I can only do the best that I can, and absolutely nothing more.
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"But she's only a baby, and she'll only be a baby for all eternity. We need to make choices for her," Ashley says. "If she was actually more babylike, it would make things a lot easier for her."
 
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Yiptap said:
<In my opinion, the story doesn’t have to be identical to the one of Smash>

Jack Frost: Do you hee-know what that is?
(Jack Frost points to an army of Master Hands in the sky)

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Paper Mario: He must be plotting something... Why did he pull us in here in the first place?


(The Guard collapses, soon followed by the sound of an alarm)
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ShyHo: Son of a gun! I must get out! (ShyHo tries to find a parachute from the crew cabins)
 
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Yiptap said:
<In my opinion, the story doesn’t have to be identical to the one of Smash>

Jack Frost: Do you hee-know what that is?
(Jack Frost points to an army of Master Hands in the sky)
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Ness: Whatever it's only temporary Luigi.

(Ness walk's over to Jack frost and pat's him on the head)

Ness: Good boy you found them now do you know how to kill things?
 
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KingBooGengar57 said:
(ShyHo dodges the Kangaskhan)
ShyHo: Miss! Heh.
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(The Kangaskhan keeps on charging and ends up getting its head stuck in the wall of the airship. The baby Kangaskhan in its pouch gets down and performs a feeble attempt at pulling out its mother)
Team Rocket Grunt: Godammit!
(The Team Rocket Grunt points his gun at ShyHo)
Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny: You are something-strange-years old. How would you know, and what is magic anyway?



Luigi: Oh, no! Master Hands! (Begins digging dirt with his hands) I don't want to die like this!
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Peach: I don't know, but maybe there is civilization here. We could get answers.
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Jack Frost: I wonder where they’re heading, ho. They have King Frost and the Jack Bros...
<For context, before Jack Frost jumped into the vortex, he learned about the disapperance of King Frost and the Jack Bros, which consists of Pyro Jack and Jack Ripper. (They are all from the Shin Megami Tensei series) Jack Frost believes the Master Hands have them as trophies.>
Jack Frost: Hee-Whoa, look at that! (Jack Frost points to an airship with the Smash Symbol on it, which is carrying trophies)

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Paper Mario: (Places his hand to his chin) You do make a good point... That should-a be our first objective!

Ness64wastaken said:
Ness: Whatever it's only temporary Luigi.

(Ness walk's over to Jack frost and pat's him on the head)

Ness: Good boy you found them now do you know how to kill things?
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Jack Frost: I don't hee-know! I just know they have my friends! Maybe that girl Paula that the kid with glasses mentioned is on that ship!
 
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Yiptap said:
Jack Frost: I don't hee-know! I just know they have my friends! Maybe that girl Paula that the kid with glasses mentioned is on that ship!
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(Ness run's at the hand's and kills all of them only for more to follow and for the cycle repeating. The fight goes on for hours neither side losing any stamina.)
 
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Yiptap said:
(The Kangaskhan keeps on charging and ends up getting its head stuck in the wall of the airship. The baby Kangaskhan in its pouch gets down and performs a feeble attempt at pulling out its mother)
Team Rocket Grunt: Godammit!
(The Team Rocket Grunt points his gun at ShyHo)

Jack Frost: I wonder where they’re heading, ho. They have King Frost and the Jack Bros...
<For context, before Jack Frost jumped into the vortex, he learned about the disapperance of King Frost and the Jack Bros, which consists of Pyro Jack and Jack Ripper. (They are all from the Shin Megami Tensei series) Jack Frost believes the Master Hands have them as trophies.>
Jack Frost: Hee-Whoa, look at that! (Jack Frost points to an airship with the Smash Symbol on it, which is carrying trophies)

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Paper Mario: (Places his hand to his chin) You do make a good point... That should-a be our first objective!


Jack Frost: I don't hee-know! I just know they have my friends! Maybe that girl Paula that the kid with glasses mentioned is on that ship!
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ShyHo: You brought a gun to a magic fight! (ShyHo casts Thundaga on the Grunt)
 
Doc Monocle

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alexxxela said:
Ashley rubs Baby Ashley's back. "Well, we'll have to start treating her differently then."
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Dust Bunny: Differently how?

Yiptap said:
(The Kangaskhan keeps on charging and ends up getting its head stuck in the wall of the airship. The baby Kangaskhan in its pouch gets down and performs a feeble attempt at pulling out its mother)
Team Rocket Grunt: Godammit!
(The Team Rocket Grunt points his gun at ShyHo)

Jack Frost: I wonder where they’re heading, ho. They have King Frost and the Jack Bros...
<For context, before Jack Frost jumped into the vortex, he learned about the disapperance of King Frost and the Jack Bros, which consists of Pyro Jack and Jack Ripper. (They are all from the Shin Megami Tensei series) Jack Frost believes the Master Hands have them as trophies.>
Jack Frost: Hee-Whoa, look at that! (Jack Frost points to an airship with the Smash Symbol on it, which is carrying trophies)

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Paper Mario: (Places his hand to his chin) You do make a good point... That should-a be our first objective!


Jack Frost: I don't hee-know! I just know they have my friends! Maybe that girl Paula that the kid with glasses mentioned is on that ship!
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Luigi: (Having dug a small burrow, he looks up at the airship, which casts a large shadow over them) Olgh! What is that?... (a Master Hand appears behind him)... Whoa!... (He desperately and quickly high-jumps to the airship and holds onto the hull as it moves.)... HELP!
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Peach: (She looks at an area of chopped down trees) Let's head down river. We are sure to find something.

Ness64wastaken said:
(Ness run's at the hand's and kills all of them only for more to follow and for the cycle repeating. The fight goes on for hours neither side losing any stamina.)
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//Luigi: It isn't working!
...

Luigi:... (On the airship) HELP!
 
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Doc Monocle

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alexxxela said:
"Making her much less dependent...." Ashley says. "I don't have very many ideas on how to do this, though..."
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Dust Bunny: She seems to think independently. The problem is that she is so stubborn about doing things she shouldn't, as if she had the time and mental development to set what she wants in concrete.
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny: She seems to think independently. The problem is that she is so stubborn about doing things she shouldn't, as if she had the time and mental development to set what she wants in concrete.
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"Maybe we could use reverse psychology on her. If she likes being naughty so much, we could just tell her we don't care if she gets hurt, which might upset her enough to stop," Ashley says.
 
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alexxxela said:
"Maybe we could use reverse psychology on her. If she likes being naughty so much, we could just tell her we don't care if she gets hurt, which might upset her enough to stop," Ashley says.
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Dust Bunny: That would be playing mind games though. Besides can you imagine what it would be like for her to hear that we don't care, even if it's false?
 
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