I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: NEVER! (He flies at a high rate of speed until he finds the vortex.) ... Nyah! (He throws the arm down the vortex)

Baby Ashley flops down on the ground and wails. "Mean bunny!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley flops down on the ground and wails. "Mean bunny!"

Dust Bunny: I would really be mean if I let you have it. You will not understand while you're a baby, and that's fine, but I'm gonna do my part.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: I would really be mean if I let you have it. You will not understand while you're a baby, and that's fine, but I'm gonna do my part.

"You steawing fwom a baby! Dat's so mean!" Baby Ashley cries, kicking her feet on the ground.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"You steawing fwom a baby! Dat's so mean!" Baby Ashley cries, kicking her feet on the ground.

Dust Bunny: If you say so, then it must be true... (Picks her up and walks back)... Red, we can't let her eat any more human meat... GOT THAT (Suddenly into his ear)! Don't refrigerate anymore. Don't keep anymore... and stop letting her do it!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: If you say so, then it must be true... (Picks her up and walks back)... Red, we can't let her eat any more human meat... GOT THAT (Suddenly into his ear)! Don't refrigerate anymore. Don't keep anymore... and stop letting her do it!

"But that's what demons eat! And Ashley needs parts of it for potions!" Red whines. "We only use bad humans anyways! And look how sad you made poor wittle Baby Ashley!" Baby Ashley continues to sob. "I'm just letting her do what makes her happy. Why don't you try taking care of her the 'right way' and see how upset it makes her?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"But that's what demons eat! And Ashley needs parts of it for potions!" Red whines. "We only use bad humans anyways! And look how sad you made poor wittle Baby Ashley!" Baby Ashley continues to sob. "I'm just letting her do what makes her happy. Why don't you try taking care of her the 'right way' and see how upset it makes her?"

Dust Bunny: Oh, yeah, if the 'right way' is the shameful, dangerous, disgusting way, then we should all do that... Wrong! The shameful, dangerous, disgusting way is already commonplace. Now, we'd add a thing that's deadly and completely causes nature to work against her. If I did that knowingly, it would be better if I never existed... (extends) Now, I don't know where you're coming from about about seeing how upset it makes her. Look, I'm upset, why don't you appease me? That's not the fix. Look past whether or not she's crying for something, and honestly ask yourself how you decided to help her. Let's say she turns out horribly wrong, and that we couldn't change it... but what did we do about it?... I need to go and cool off! (He goes to the pond outside, and skips rocks.)

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Oh, yeah, if the 'right way' is the shameful, dangerous, disgusting way, then we should all do that... Wrong! The shameful, dangerous, disgusting way is already commonplace. Now, we'd add a thing that's deadly and completely causes nature to work against her. If I did that knowingly, it would be better if I never existed... (extends) Now, I don't know where you're coming from about about seeing how upset it makes her. Look, I'm upset, why don't you appease me? That's not the fix. Look past whether or not she's crying for something, and honestly ask yourself how you decided to help her. Let's say she turns out horribly wrong, and that we couldn't change it... but what did we do about it?... I need to go and cool off! (He goes to the pond outside, and skips rocks.)

"Fine! If how I take care of her is dangerous and wrong, I'll just neglect her because obviously it would be much better if I never did anything to her at all!" Red shouts, storming upstairs and leaving Baby Ashley crying on the floor.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Fine! If how I take care of her is dangerous and wrong, I'll just neglect her because obviously it would be much better if I never did anything to her at all!" Red shouts, storming upstairs and leaving Baby Ashley crying on the floor.

Dust Bunny: (He did not yet reach the pond) What kind of reasoning is that? What you just said IS the problem. You don't do anything, Baby Ashley will eat rat poison, and you'll say, 'Oh, my something, she's eating rat poison!...' Red, come down here and stop acting like that! If you really cared about Baby Ashley, you'd come down and talk about it until we came to a decision about how to deal with her. I don't care if you take my point. Just think about it. Are you gonna lock yourself up there?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: (He did not yet reach the pond) What kind of reasoning is that? What you just said IS the problem. You don't do anything, Baby Ashley will eat rat poison, and you'll say, 'Oh, my something, she's eating rat poison!...' Red, come down here and stop acting like that! If you really cared about Baby Ashley, you'd come down and talk about it until we came to a decision about how to deal with her. I don't care if you take my point. Just think about it. Are you gonna lock yourself up there?

Red locks himself in the bedroom and hides under the bed, not answering. Baby Ashley crawls over to Dust Bunny and whines.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Red locks himself in the bedroom and hides under the bed, not answering. Baby Ashley crawls over to Dust Bunny and whines.

Dust Bunny: Okay, then. Good enough by me! If you weren't sincere about caring for Ashley, then it's better to find out sooner than later...(Sets her in a play pen) Ashley, please stay here for a bit. I need a moment... (Goes and watches birds outside).

 

[Yiptap]

Luigi: There were giant gloves, and Daisy threw them away, and then this giant vortex... and...and... (Startled by Jack Frost)... Aah!...

Jack Frost: What are you Hee-Ho lookin’ at?

Peach: We should go find the opening to that vortex. Knowing Mario, he's likely to come looking for us... but then you are Mario... (Rubs her head in confusion) What should we do?

Paper: Despite both being Mario, we are different people, so I’m just as confused as you are...
(After Paper Mario finishes the sentence, another floating glove appears, looming over Peach and Paper Mario)

(ShyHo retaliates with Blizzaga, sending giant icicles on the Nidokings)

(Although most of the Nidokings faint, one Nidoking quickly pokes ShyHo with his horn and faints, causing him to get stung with poison.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Okay, then. Good enough by me! If you weren't sincere about caring for Ashley, then it's better to find out sooner than later...(Sets her in a play pen) Ashley, please stay here for a bit. I need a moment... (Goes and watches birds outside).

Baby Ashley cries and tries to escape. "Need Wed change me."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Jack Frost: What are you Hee-Ho lookin’ at?


Paper: Despite both being Mario, we are different people, so I’m just as confused as you are...
(After Paper Mario finishes the sentence, another floating glove appears, looming over Peach and Paper Mario)


(Although most of the Nidokings faint, one Nidoking quickly pokes ShyHo with his horn and faints, causing him to get stung with poison.

ShyHo: Hmm... nothing a little Poisona can't fix. (ShyHo casts Poisona on himself, causing him to recover from it)

 

[Yiptap]

ShyHo: Hmm... nothing a little Poisona can't fix. (ShyHo casts Poisona on himself, causing him to recover from it)

(Due to the Nidokings fainting, several Team Rocket grunts ride down from the airship with their Pokémon. One grunt sends out a Weezing.)
Team Rocket Grunt: Weezing, use Toxic Gas!
(Through the holes in its body, Weezing clouds the area with a toxic gas as the grunts put on gas masks)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(Due to the Nidokings fainting, several Team Rocket grunts ride down from the airship with their Pokémon. One grunt sends out a Weezing.)
Team Rocket Grunt: Weezing, use Toxic Gas!
(Through the holes in its body, Weezing clouds the area with a toxic gas as the grunts put on gas masks)

ShyHo: Poisoned again! (ShyHo pulls out an MP-40 and starts shooting the grunts, but misses them due to the gas)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Jack Frost: What are you Hee-Ho lookin’ at?


Paper: Despite both being Mario, we are different people, so I’m just as confused as you are...
(After Paper Mario finishes the sentence, another floating glove appears, looming over Peach and Paper Mario)


(Although most of the Nidokings faint, one Nidoking quickly pokes ShyHo with his horn and faints, causing him to get stung with poison.

Luigi: This is a bad dream! That's what it is!... (Pinches himself)... Ow! It is not a dream!...
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Peach looks up after seeing the shadow cast by the hand.

Peach: Mario, look out! (She, snatches him and runs)...

Baby Ashley cries and tries to escape. "Need Wed change me."

Dust Bunny calms down and returns after about thirty minutes, hearing her crying.

Dust Bunny: What is it, Ashley?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny calms down and returns after about thirty minutes, hearing her crying.

Dust Bunny: What is it, Ashley?

"Need change!" Baby Ashley whines.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Need change!" Baby Ashley whines.

Dust Bunny looks at his hands.

Dust Bunny: I need gloves if I'm gonna do it. (Looks around, not finding any)... Umm... I'm sure there are around here somewhere...

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny looks at his hands.

Dust Bunny: I need gloves if I'm gonna do it. (Looks around, not finding any)... Umm... I'm sure there are around here somewhere...

Baby Ashley finds a tiny pair of pink mittens that belong to her. "Gwoves."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley finds a tiny pair of pink mittens that belong to her. "Gwoves."

Dust Bunny: I don't think it will work... (Slides... well, forces them on, shaving dust from his hands)... Too tight! (Tries to change Baby Ashley awkwardly. He can barely handle the diaper though.)... I'm sorry. There's not enough dexterity... (He tries to pull them off, but cannot)... Oh, no! My hand form is in there. I have to get these off!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: I don't think it will work... (Slides... well, forces them on, shaving dust from his hands)... Too tight! (Tries to change Baby Ashley awkwardly. He can barely handle the diaper though.)... I'm sorry. There's not enough dexterity... (He tries to pull them off, but cannot)... Oh, no! My hand form is in there. I have to get these off!

Baby Ashley tugs them off. "Big pwastic gwoves in da kitchen. Wed use for cooking."

 

[Ness64wastaken]

Luigi: This is a bad dream! That's what it is!... (Pinches himself)... Ow! It is not a dream!...

(Ness is waking up)

Ness: damn I thought that was my way out.

Jeff: Ness?... Ness! You're alive I'm so glad!

(Ness Used Pk Nightmare alpha on Jeff!)

Ness: I'm... I'm a ****ing nut job but whatever. I'll toss all my pain and my wish's in the whishing well.

(Ness Take's all the his pain and wish's and make's the physical. Then he toss's them in the well nearby. He look's around)

Ness: Nope didn't work.

 

[Yiptap]

ShyHo: Poisoned again! (ShyHo pulls out an MP-40 and starts shooting the grunts, but misses them due to the gas)

Team Rocket Grunts: Aw yeah! Promotion time!
(The grunts tie up ShyHo with a rope and stuff him in a sack)

1 Hour Later...

(Giovanni approaches Rufus Shinra with the sack, with all the grunts behind him (some grunts are trying to heal their Pokémon’s wounds))
Giovanni: We’ve got your guy, it’s time for you to pay up.

Luigi: This is a bad dream! That's what it is!... (Pinches himself)... Ow! It is not a dream!...
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Peach looks up after seeing the shadow cast by the hand.

Peach: Mario, look out! (She, snatches him and runs)...




Dust Bunny calms down and returns after about thirty minutes, hearing her crying.

Dust Bunny: What is it, Ashley?

Jack Frost: Where are we, ho?
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Paper Mario: There! Behind that-a tree! (Paper Mario signals Peach to hide behind a dying pine tree)
Paper Mario: Hmmm... That glove looked an awful lot like Master Hand, the host of the Smash Bros tournament...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Team Rocket Grunts: Aw yeah! Promotion time!
(The grunts tie up ShyHo with a rope and stuff him in a sack)

1 Hour Later...

(Giovanni approaches Rufus Shinra with the sack, with all the grunts behind him (some grunts are trying to heal their Pokémon’s wounds))
Giovanni: We’ve got your guy, it’s time for you to pay up.


Jack Frost: Where are we, ho?
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Paper Mario: There! Behind that-a tree! (Paper Mario signals Peach to hide behind a dying pine tree)
Paper Mario: Hmmm... That glove looked an awful lot like Master Hand, the host of the Smash Bros tournament...

Rufus Shinra: Throw him in the back, we will land soon...

 

[Yiptap]

Rufus Shinra: Throw him in the back, we will land soon...

Giovanni: Whatever you say. (Shouting) You heard the man! Throw him in the back!
(The grunts do exactly as their boss tells them)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Giovanni: Whatever you say. (Shouting) You heard the man! Throw him in the back!
(The grunts do exactly as their boss tells them)

(ShyHo wiggles free of the ropes)
ShyHo: Now, to get out of the bag. (ShyHo cuts the bag open) It looks like someone let the Shy Guy out of the bag. (ShyHo equips his sword, the Shysamoonay) Heh, get ready for some fun. (ShyHo spots a guard) Oop! Gotta hide!

 

[Yiptap]

(ShyHo wiggles free of the ropes)
ShyHo: Now, to get out of the bag. (ShyHo cuts the bag open) It looks like someone let the Shy Guy out of the bag. (ShyHo equips his sword, the Shysamoonay) Heh, get ready for some fun. (ShyHo spots a guard) Oop! Gotta hide!

Guard: Did I hear someone? Eh, I guess I’m losing my marbles.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Guard: Did I hear someone? Eh, I guess I’m losing my marbles.

(ShyHo very slowly approaches the guard and then stabs him)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley tugs them off. "Big pwastic gwoves in da kitchen. Wed use for cooking."

Dust Bunny painfully reforms his hands and retrieves the gloves.

Dust Bunny: It would have been good to know that these were here. (He changes her)... There.

(Ness is waking up)

Ness: damn I thought that was my way out.

Jeff: Ness?... Ness! You're alive I'm so glad!

(Ness Used Pk Nightmare alpha on Jeff!)

Ness: I'm... I'm a ****ing nut job but whatever. I'll toss all my pain and my wish's in the whishing well.

(Ness Take's all the his pain and wish's and make's the physical. Then he toss's them in the well nearby. He look's around)

Ness: Nope didn't work.

//Luigi: What did you do that for (looking at Jeff)? He was looking for you.
...

Luigi: //... how dark it is! Come look!

Team Rocket Grunts: Aw yeah! Promotion time!
(The grunts tie up ShyHo with a rope and stuff him in a sack)

1 Hour Later...

(Giovanni approaches Rufus Shinra with the sack, with all the grunts behind him (some grunts are trying to heal their Pokémon’s wounds))
Giovanni: We’ve got your guy, it’s time for you to pay up.


Jack Frost: Where are we, ho?
——————————————
Paper Mario: There! Behind that-a tree! (Paper Mario signals Peach to hide behind a dying pine tree)
Paper Mario: Hmmm... That glove looked an awful lot like Master Hand, the host of the Smash Bros tournament...

<Yes, I was trying to say that they were Master Hands, but seeing as how these gloves look different, perhaps there could be alternatives. That is up for suggestion, and it quite likely means that the story does not play in exactly the same fashion as the Smash Bros. we are familiar with, but there were many 'fog factors' to begin with, so any path is as good as another. What would you say?>

Luigi: (Turning his head from Ness) I wish I knew... (Peeks out of the crater)... This is bad-- very bad. Look at how dark it is out there!
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Peach: (Panting) What is... Master Hand doing here?... (Looks around the tree to see if the glove is gone...)

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny painfully reforms his hands and retrieves the gloves.

Dust Bunny: It would have been good to know that these were here. (He changes her)... There.

"All better," Baby Ashley says, sitting up. She climbs off of the changing table. "Wanna show something."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"All better," Baby Ashley says, sitting up. She climbs off of the changing table. "Wanna show something."

Dust Bunny: Okay, what is it? (He follows her.)

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Okay, what is it? (He follows her.)

Baby Ashley crouches and pulls something out from under her crib. "Magic pwesent!" she says, holding up a magic tome she received from the dream world. "Makes me can do whatever I want!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley crouches and pulls something out from under her crib. "Magic pwesent!" she says, holding up a magic tome she received from the dream world. "Makes me can do whatever I want!"

Dust Bunny: Is whatever you want... what you really want?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Is whatever you want... what you really want?

Baby Ashley nods and puts her hand on the tome. "Want hat for Dust Bunny!" she says. A cowboy hat appears on Dust Bunny's head. "So much fun!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley nods and puts her hand on the tome. "Want hat for Dust Bunny!" she says. A cowboy hat appears on Dust Bunny's head. "So much fun!"

Dust Bunny: Mmm... We could have gone to a gift shop, don't you think?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Mmm... We could have gone to a gift shop, don't you think?

"No need for gift shop," Baby Ashley says. "Want arm!" A human arm appears, and she eats it.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"No need for gift shop," Baby Ashley says. "Want arm!" A human arm appears, and she eats it.

Dust Bunny: Ashley, I already told you. No more arms... I mean human meat. Put that away! (He takes it from her) It's grave robbing, and it's just not good. You have no idea just how much trouble you could be bringing on all of us!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Ashley, I already told you. No more arms... I mean human meat. Put that away! (He takes it from her) It's grave robbing, and it's just not good. You have no idea just how much trouble you could be bringing on all of us!

"But it magic! No one hurt..." Baby Ashley says, grabbing the arm and nibbling on it. "Special magic."

 

[Yiptap]

Dust Bunny painfully reforms his hands and retrieves the gloves.

Dust Bunny: It would have been good to know that these were here. (He changes her)... There.



//Luigi: What did you do that for (looking at Jeff)? He was looking for you.
...

Luigi: //... how dark it is! Come look!



<Yes, I was trying to say that they were Master Hands, but seeing as how these gloves look different, perhaps there could be alternatives. That is up for suggestion, and it quite likely means that the story does not play in exactly the same fashion as the Smash Bros. we are familiar with, but there were many 'fog factors' to begin with, so any path is as good as another. What would you say?>

Luigi: (Turning his head from Ness) I wish I knew... (Peeks out of the crater)... This is bad-- very bad. Look at how dark it is out there!
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Peach: (Panting) What is... Master Hand doing here?... (Looks around the tree to see if the glove is gone...)

<In my opinion, the story doesn’t have to be identical to the one of Smash>

Jack Frost: Do you hee-know what that is?
(Jack Frost points to an army of Master Hands in the sky)

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Paper Mario: He must be plotting something... Why did he pull us in here in the first place?

(ShyHo very slowly approaches the guard and then stabs him)

(The Guard collapses, soon followed by the sound of an alarm)

 

[Doc Monocle]

"But it magic! No one hurt..." Baby Ashley says, grabbing the arm and nibbling on it. "Special magic."

Dust Bunny: You are something-strange-years old. How would you know, and what is magic anyway?

<In my opinion, the story doesn’t have to be identical to the one of Smash>

Jack Frost: Do you hee-know what that is?
(Jack Frost points to an army of Master Hands in the sky)

——————————————

Paper Mario: He must be plotting something... Why did he pull us in here in the first place?


(The Guard collapses, soon followed by the sound of an alarm)

Luigi: Oh, no! Master Hands! (Begins digging dirt with his hands) I don't want to die like this!
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Peach: I don't know, but maybe there is civilization here. We could get answers.