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???: O-O-OWNER? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! I NEED PAAAAAPER!Dust Bunny flies into Bowser Jr., but not forcefully enough, and splits into two. He then channels dirt from the ground through his arms, sandblasting Bowser Jr.
Bowser Jr.: (Spitting dirt) Meanie! (Whistles for the Klown Kar)...
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Call agent: Nintendo Crisis Hotline. How may we help?
Peach goes into the bathroom.
Peach: Oh, my! What is that, and why is it in the toilet? (Watches the hand chaotically wriggle about, splashing water) Let's find the owner, quick!
James: No! You got me wet!ShyHo: Ow! Alright! My turn! (ShyHo casts Aqualung on Jessie and James)
Jessie: Why you!
(Mimikyu grabs the four heroes and stuffs them under its cloth while pummeling them.)