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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

Doc Monocle

Doc Monocle

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alexxxela said:
"Go where?" E-Ashley asks.
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Carson: Inside... In the house... I somehow feel like I lost a draft I was writing for a description in a competion. I must be dreaming though. It feels very bad when you have spent a long time with it, just to lose it in the blink of an eye... (Takes his head 'out of the clouds,' and returns to fiction). Well, let's go in.
 
alexxxela

alexxxela

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Doc Monocle said:
Carson: Inside... In the house... I somehow feel like I lost a draft I was writing for a description in a competion. I must be dreaming though. It feels very bad when you have spent a long time with it, just to lose it in the blink of an eye... (Takes his head 'out of the clouds,' and returns to fiction). Well, let's go in.
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E-Ashley goes in and sits down on the couch, not saying much. "....What's for dinner?" she asks.
 
Doc Monocle

Doc Monocle

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alexxxela said:
E-Ashley doesn't complain out loud, and waits for dinner to be made.
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He makes a salad and tofu 'cheesecake.'

Carson: Bon appetite. They say the tofu begins to taste like cream cheese when you meditate long enough...

The cream cheese... tofu, I mean, stares at them.

Carson: Well, that is long enough! (rapidly takes a fork and knife in hand)... Here it is fine to start with dessert first... (Frowns)... I think the salad was dessert...
 
alexxxela

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Doc Monocle said:
He makes a salad and tofu 'cheesecake.'

Carson: Bon appetite. They say the tofu begins to taste like cream cheese when you meditate long enough...

The cream cheese... tofu, I mean, stares at them.

Carson: Well, that is long enough! (rapidly takes a fork and knife in hand)... Here it is fine to start with dessert first... (Frowns)... I think the salad was dessert...
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E-Ashley takes a bite of the tofu. "Yuck..."
 
Doc Monocle

Doc Monocle

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alexxxela said:
E-Ashley takes a bite of the tofu. "Yuck..."
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Carson: Fret not, for all things have a purpose in this world... (Takes the Cake of Anguish, and caulks a crevice in the wall that he forgot to address last month. )... I am sure someone has perfected the art of tofu, but it is not I. Now we may dine in peace. (calmly eats the lettuce.)
 
alexxxela

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Doc Monocle said:
Carson: Fret not, for all things have a purpose in this world... (Takes the Cake of Anguish, and caulks a crevice in the wall that he forgot to address last month. )... I am sure someone has perfected the art of tofu, but it is not I. Now we may dine in peace. (calmly eats the lettuce.)
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E-Ashley nibbles a tiny bit of her salad. "It's still yucky..." she mumbles.
 
Ness64wastaken

Ness64wastaken

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Doc Monocle said:
Wispy, currently on Popstar, rolls over, dried up and badly burned by his encounter with the sun.

Wispy: (Cough) Water!... I can't die this way!...
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(Ness stumbles upon him)

(Ness grabs a titanium cup and accidentally breaks it in his hand)

Ness: ****

(Ness puts water in his cupped hands and dumps it on wispy)

Ness: you don't look so hot... BAH
 
Doc Monocle

Doc Monocle

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Ness64wastaken said:
(Ness stumbles upon him)

(Ness grabs a titanium cup and accidentally breaks it in his hand)

Ness: ****

(Ness puts water in his cupped hands and dumps it on wispy)

Ness: you don't look so hot... BAH
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Wispy swallows the water.

Wispy: When I get... (branches fall)... to the river... and then to the arborist... That Kirby... is gonna pay! (tries to crawl to a stream, if you can imagine a tree doing that.)
 
Ness64wastaken

Ness64wastaken

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Doc Monocle said:
Wispy swallows the water.

Wispy: When I get... (branches fall)... to the river... and then to the arborist... That Kirby... is gonna pay! (tries to crawl to a stream, if you can imagine a tree doing that.)
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Ness: Right are you smaller than I remember. But yeah kirbo's got to go
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alexxxela

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Doc Monocle said:
Carson rubs her head, and risks waking her by putting her in her bed.
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E-Ashley doesn't wake up and becomes very calm. In the morning she finds that she got a little too calm, and tries to hide her sheets so Carson won't notice.
 
KingBooGengar57

KingBooGengar57

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alexxxela said:
Baby Ashley nods. "Want it."
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(ShyHo teleports to the Krusty Krab with Baby Ashley)
ShyHo: One Krabby Kombo please.
Squidward: Yeah, whatever.
Spongebob: I'm ready! (He makes it)
ShyHo: This place is gross smelling.
 
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