I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley bites SpongeBob. "Not human!"

(Spongebob gives her a Krabby Patty)

 

[alexxxela]

(Spongebob gives her a Krabby Patty)

Baby Ashley eats it and then spits it out at him. "Yucky!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley eats it and then spits it out at him. "Yucky!"

(A scuttling noise approaches ShyHo)
Mr. Krabs: Who be spitting out Krabby Patties?!

 

[alexxxela]

(A scuttling noise approaches ShyHo)
Mr. Krabs: Who be spitting out Krabby Patties?!

"THEY YUCKY!" Baby Ashley yells, hitting Mr. Krabs.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"THEY YUCKY!" Baby Ashley yells, hitting Mr. Krabs.

Krabs: That's it! Get out!
ShyHo: Actually, I'll take how much ten million dollars can buy!
Krabs: Yes! Spongebob! Fry up ten million Krabby Patties!

 

[alexxxela]

Krabs: That's it! Get out!
ShyHo: Actually, I'll take how much ten million dollars can buy!
Krabs: Yes! Spongebob! Fry up ten million Krabby Patties!

Baby Ashley leaves the building and finds some gasoline. She remembers Ashley saying something to her:

"If you want to make a big fire around somewhere you don't like, use gasoline!" she had said. "Just pour it all around the building. That's called committing arson, and it's very fun!"

Baby Ashley takes the gasoline and pours it around the Krusty Krab. She concentrates and uses magic to create a tiny fire....

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley leaves the building and finds some gasoline. She remembers Ashley saying something to her:

"If you want to make a big fire around somewhere you don't like, use gasoline!" she had said. "Just pour it all around the building. That's called committing arson, and it's very fun!"

Baby Ashley takes the gasoline and pours it around the Krusty Krab. She concentrates and uses magic to create a tiny fire....

(Spongebob extinguishes the fire by absorbing water in his pores and shooting it)

 

[alexxxela]

(Spongebob extinguishes the fire by absorbing water in his pores and shooting it)

Baby Ashley charges at SpongeBob and tears a piece off of him. She then starts another fire, which catches on the gasoline.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley charges at SpongeBob and tears a piece off of him. She then starts another fire, which catches on the gasoline.

(Spongebob regrows it and extinguishes the fire)

 

[alexxxela]

(Spongebob regrows it and extinguishes the fire)

Baby Ashley shreds him to pieces and screams. She then runs away, pouring a trail of gasoline behind her.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley shreds him to pieces and screams. She then runs away, pouring a trail of gasoline behind her.

(Spongebob re-assembles himself and continues spraying the fire and gas)

 

[alexxxela]

(Spongebob re-assembles himself and continues spraying the fire and gas)

Baby Ashley starts to bite her hands, angry that all her destruction always gets undone. She rips her own pinky finger off and cries in pain.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley starts to bite her hands, angry that all her destruction always gets undone. She rips her own pinky finger off and cries in pain.

(ShyHo comes running after her and takes her to the hospital, where the doctors are able to reattach the finger.)

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo comes running after her and takes her to the hospital, where the doctors are able to reattach the finger.)

Baby Ashley hits all the doctors and throws things at them. "GO AWAY! I HATE YOU!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley hits all the doctors and throws things at them. "GO AWAY! I HATE YOU!"

ShyHo: But they managed to reattach your finger.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: But they managed to reattach your finger.

"But I don' wike it when I do things and ShyHo wuins them!" Baby Ashley yells.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"But I don' wike it when I do things and ShyHo wuins them!" Baby Ashley yells.

ShyHo: Want human meat? (ShyHo gives her human meat)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ness64wastaken ...

Wispy drinks too much water too quickly, and he begins to crack.

Wispy: Doh!... I have had it! Which way did he... djedjedje... (He shrieks, looking around to see an axe on his trunk, and a child trying to pull it out)... Where are your manners? Can't you see I'm talking?

Villager: I need firewood, and since you're the only tree around...

Wispy: Oh, no! No, you don't! I may have the sturdiest wood in the whole world, but that doesn't give you a right to...

Villager: Hey, you, (looking at Ness) help me get this axe out.

E-Ashley doesn't wake up and becomes very calm. In the morning she finds that she got a little too calm, and tries to hide her sheets so Carson won't notice.

Carson sips his tea as he enters the room.

Carson: Good morning. Get yourself ready, and tea and a muffin await you downstairs.
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While all of this happens, Luigi's hands begin burning.

Luigi: Ow, ow, ow... owowowowowowowowowowowwwwwwwww... (blowing)... OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!...

Peach: (Running to see what happened) Luigi? What's wrong?

Luigi's gloves catch fire. He runs cold water on it, extinguishing the flames... momentarily...

Luigi: OOOOOOWWWWW!

Peach races over and removes the gloves, placing them under a faucet, and submerging them...

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Want human meat? (ShyHo gives her human meat)

Baby Ashley eats it and then teleports back to the mansion.

Ness64wastaken ...

Wispy drinks too much water too quickly, and he begins to crack.

Wispy: Doh!... I have had it! Which way did he... djedjedje... (He shrieks, looking around to see an axe on his trunk, and a child trying to pull it out)... Where are your manners? Can't you see I'm talking?

Villager: I need firewood, and since you're the only tree around...

Wispy: Oh, no! No, you don't! I may have the sturdiest wood in the whole world, but that doesn't give you a right to...

Villager: Hey, you, (looking at Ness) help me get this axe out.



Carson sips his tea as he enters the room.

Carson: Good morning. Get yourself ready, and tea and a muffin await you downstairs.
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While all of this happens, Luigi's hands begin burning.

Luigi: Ow, ow, ow... owowowowowowowowowowowwwwwwwww... (blowing)... OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!...

Peach: (Running to see what happened) Luigi? What's wrong?

Luigi's gloves catch fire. He runs cold water on it, extinguishing the flames... momentarily...

Luigi: OOOOOOWWWWW!

Peach races over and removes the gloves, placing them under a faucet, and submerging them...

E-Ashley changes into clean clothes and goes downstairs. She sips her tea nervously.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley eats it and then teleports back to the mansion.

E-Ashley changes into clean clothes and goes downstairs. She sips her tea nervously.

(ShyHo teleports back home)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley eats it and then teleports back to the mansion.

E-Ashley changes into clean clothes and goes downstairs. She sips her tea nervously.

Carson: You are quiet today.
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Luigi, whose hands cannot be seen, stares at the gloves.

Luigi: Those are evil!

Peach: Call the Nintendo Crisis Hotline for help.

Luigi: I cannot do it without the gloves.

Peach: Then we need help from someone else...

 

[alexxxela]

Carson: You are quiet today.
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Luigi, whose hands cannot be seen, stares at the gloves.

Luigi: Those are evil!

Peach: Call the Nintendo Crisis Hotline for help.

Luigi: I cannot do it without the gloves.

Peach: Then we need help from someone else...

"It's nothing!" E-Ashley says too quickly.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Carson: You are quiet today.
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Luigi, whose hands cannot be seen, stares at the gloves.

Luigi: Those are evil!

Peach: Call the Nintendo Crisis Hotline for help.

Luigi: I cannot do it without the gloves.

Peach: Then we need help from someone else...

(ShyHo dials the Nintendo Crisis Hotline)
Lenna: Who are you calling?
ShyHo: That hotline for Nintendo characters to give questions to. I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind.
Lenna: Alright. It is your freedom of expression.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"It's nothing!" E-Ashley says too quickly.

Carson: $(Sets the muffin down, staring at her suspiciously) There are three things it could be then-- she wished to go to a party; she messed herself; or she wished to go to a party... and then messed herself...$ Okay, I take your word for it... (turns back and resumes eating). I am going to be washing laundry outside later. If you need anything cleaned, there is a chute. (looks at her with an obvious expression as he drinks)

(ShyHo dials the Nintendo Crisis Hotline)
Lenna: Who are you calling?
ShyHo: That hotline for Nintendo characters to give questions to. I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind.
Lenna: Alright. It is your freedom of expression.

Agent: Nintendo Crisis Hotline, how may I help you?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Carson: $(Sets the muffin down, staring at her suspiciously) There are three things it could be then-- she wished to go to a party; she messed herself; or she wished to go to a party... and then messed herself...$ Okay, I take your word for it... (turns back and resumes eating). I am going to be washing laundry outside later. If you need anything cleaned, there is a chute. (looks at her with an obvious expression as he drinks)



Agent: Nintendo Crisis Hotline, how may I help you?

ShyHo: Hi, why do you even exist? Just to answer people's questions? Why do they need a hotline to do that?

 

[alexxxela]

Carson: $(Sets the muffin down, staring at her suspiciously) There are three things it could be then-- she wished to go to a party; she messed herself; or she wished to go to a party... and then messed herself...$ Okay, I take your word for it... (turns back and resumes eating). I am going to be washing laundry outside later. If you need anything cleaned, there is a chute. (looks at her with an obvious expression as he drinks)

"Okay," E-Ashley says. She finishes her breakfast and goes upstairs, and then drops her sheets down the chute.

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Hi, why do you even exist? Just to answer people's questions? Why do they need a hotline to do that?

Agent: Yes, so we are here to help around the clock to do a number of things characters can't do on their own. We provide support, fill in plot holes, and a number of other things that you can see in our free documentation, which we can send you. We are currently thinking about merging with other services to be more welcoming . Any other questions?

"Okay," E-Ashley says. She finishes her breakfast and goes upstairs, and then drops her sheets down the chute.

Carson: Goes outside for a few hours, washing the sheet and other laundry. He hangs them to dry, and returns.

Carson: You can be more forthcoming than that.

 

[alexxxela]

Carson: Goes outside for a few hours, washing the sheet and other laundry. He hangs them to dry, and returns.

Carson: You can be more forthcoming than that.

"I was embarrassed..." E-Ashley says. "I didn't want to tell you..."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Agent: Yes, so we are here to help around the clock to do a number of things characters can't do on their own. We provide support, fill in plot holes, and a number of other things that you can see in our free documentation, which we can send you. We are currently thinking about merging with other services to be more welcoming . Any other questions?



Carson: Goes outside for a few hours, washing the sheet and other laundry. He hangs them to dry, and returns.

Carson: You can be more forthcoming than that.

ShyHo: …I’m pretty sure they’re more than capable of doing those, but are too lazy to do it. Send me the documentation.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I was embarrassed..." E-Ashley says. "I didn't want to tell you..."

Carson: But I found out, didn't I? Did anything happen? Either way, I already said that an accident is an accident. I know you have trouble holding it, which is why I am going to line your bed until you have it under control. By following a schedule, having early waking times, and not drinking much before bed, you can easily take mastery of this at your age.

ShyHo: …I’m pretty sure they’re more than capable of doing those, but are too lazy to do it. Send me the documentation.

Agent: Will do, sir. Anything else?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Carson: But I found out, didn't I? Did anything happen? Either way, I already said that an accident is an accident. I know you have trouble holding it, which is why I am going to line your bed until you have it under control. By following a schedule, having early waking times, and not drinking much before bed, you can easily take mastery of this at your age.



Agent: Will do, sir. Anything else?

ShyHo: How about you just go out of business instead of making your characters lazy fools?

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: How about you just go out of business instead of making your characters lazy fools?

Agent: We don't make the characters, sir, and we aren't here for profit. we are just here to help; make sure things go smoothly; speed things up, and so on.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Agent: We don't make the characters, sir, and we aren't here for profit. we are just here to help; make sure things go smoothly; speed things up, and so on.

ShyHo: So, what you’re saying is that you help them make their own decisions, something that they are perfectly capable of doing?

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: So, what you’re saying is that you help them make their own decisions, something that they are perfectly capable of doing?

Agent: No. We basically just make up story plaster.

 

[alexxxela]

Carson: But I found out, didn't I? Did anything happen? Either way, I already said that an accident is an accident. I know you have trouble holding it, which is why I am going to line your bed until you have it under control. By following a schedule, having early waking times, and not drinking much before bed, you can easily take mastery of this at your age.

"I hate having to worry about it though," E-Ashley mutters.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I hate having to worry about it though," E-Ashley mutters.

Carson:If you don't, you will have to worry about it for much longer than you would have to if you took control of it.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Agent: No. We basically just make up story plaster.

ShyHo: What? Anyways, the documentation is here, Bye!

 

[alexxxela]

Carson:If you don't, you will have to worry about it for much longer than you would have to if you took control of it.

"Fine..." E-Ashley says. "Does it happen to other girls my age?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Fine..." E-Ashley says. "Does it happen to other girls my age?"

Carson: Of course, it does. In fact, there are many people much older than you who have trouble with it. Developmentally speaking, some become teenagers before they stop... and between you and me, I was a teen before I stopped.

 

[alexxxela]

Carson: Of course, it does. In fact, there are many people much older than you who have trouble with it. Developmentally speaking, some become teenagers before they stop... and between you and me, I was a teen before I stopped.

"Oh....Will it take me that long to stop?" E-Ashley asks. "I'm worried, what if I have to wear diapers forever like the girl at the lab?"