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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

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Lenna: Alright.
Kaito comes out of the tunnel and goes into the sandbox. He tries to eat some sand.
<I understand. I too have scant experience with babies. I was just inserting the explanation for why they did not delay long.>

A pedestrian laughs at the march.

Sheriff: (To Gunther) You better be right about this!...
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A colorful face is shaded by the brush. It spies on Ashley. In shadows, a figure picks up the coconut she left... It follows Ashley for a long time, watching stealthily everything she does. A twig snaps, and the figure takes cover.
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Diddy: Speed record! (Enters an opening as Donkey Kong bonus area music plays)... You're a rotten banana, Ashley!... Ashley?... Oops!... Ashley?... Erm! (Rapidly walking back in forth in synchrony with speech) Dixie's that way, Ashley's that way, Funky's that way, Dixie's that way, Ashley's that way, Funky's that way... C'mon, Diddy, think!... Funky first! He'll speed this up!...
Baby Ashley continues to giggle and babble loudly about the situation.

Ashley turns around. "Hello? Who's there?"
 

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Kaito comes out of the tunnel and goes into the sandbox. He tries to eat some sand.

Baby Ashley continues to giggle and babble loudly about the situation.

Ashley turns around. "Hello? Who's there?"
As the search party enters the thick of the jungle, a helicopter flies ahead. They search throroughly.

Gunther: Where's Ashley now?
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There is complete silence to Ashley, as night falls. She builds a rude shelter and crawls under it. She swats mosquitoes and other nuisances. A large, sneaker-clad spider crawls under her shelter.

Squitter: Hi ya! (Ashley feels the fuzzy spider behind her)
 

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As the search party enters the thick of the jungle, a helicopter flies ahead. They search throroughly.

Gunther: Where's Ashley now?
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There is complete silence to Ashley, as night falls. She builds a rude shelter and crawls under it. She swats mosquitoes and other nuisances. A large, sneaker-clad spider crawls under her shelter.

Squitter: Hi ya! (Ashley feels the fuzzy spider behind her)
"She hiding. Big spider," Baby Ashley says.

Ashley jumps and turns around. "Who are you!?"
 

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Kaito comes out of the tunnel and goes into the sandbox. He tries to eat some sand.

Baby Ashley continues to giggle and babble loudly about the situation.

Ashley turns around. "Hello? Who's there?"
(Lenna takes him out)
Lenna: Sand is not for consumption.
 

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"She hiding. Big spider," Baby Ashley says.

Ashley jumps and turns around. "Who are you!?"
Gunther: We have to step on this, Sheriff!

Sheriff: Let's get out of here. We can take the baby up in the chopper to find her faster...
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Squitter: (Very fast) Hehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehe! Don't be scared! Squitter! Dixie, come look! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe!

Dixie peers under the shelter.

Dixie: So you're the human Cranky's been fussing about! What are you doing all the way out here? (She slightly moves her head inside.)
 

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(Lenna takes him out)
Lenna: Sand is not for consumption.
Kaito spits it out and goes back in the sandbox.
Gunther: We have to step on this, Sheriff!

Sheriff: Let's get out of here. We can take the baby up in the chopper to find her faster...
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Squitter: (Very fast) Hehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehe! Don't be scared! Squitter! Dixie, come look! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe!

Dixie peers under the shelter.

Dixie: So you're the human Cranky's been fussing about! What are you doing all the way out here? (She slightly moves her head inside.)
Once Baby Ashley is inside the helicopter, the loudness of it makes her cry, and she refuses to cooperate any further. "No more!" she whines.

"I'm lost! I'm hiding here while it's dark," Ashley says.
 

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Kaito spits it out and goes back in the sandbox.

Once Baby Ashley is inside the helicopter, the loudness of it makes her cry, and she refuses to cooperate any further. "No more!" she whines.

"I'm lost! I'm hiding here while it's dark," Ashley says.
(Lenna takes him out again)
Lenna: I know what you will be doing.
 

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Kaito spits it out and goes back in the sandbox.

Once Baby Ashley is inside the helicopter, the loudness of it makes her cry, and she refuses to cooperate any further. "No more!" she whines.

"I'm lost! I'm hiding here while it's dark," Ashley says.
Gunther: Please, Ashley! This is an emergency!

Sheriff: What a waste of time! We may as well have radioed directions... I'm sorry, Mr. Porter. We need to relieve and replace some of the crew.

Gunther: Please hurry!...

They resume the search, albeit inefficiently...
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Squitter: Hiding?... While it's dark? Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh!

Dixie: That's a bad idea, sis! This place is crawling with Kremlings!... (Tosses the shelter away with her ponytail. She then uses her hair to place Ashley on Squitter's back) <I shall be away for a time. I do not know if I am coming back very quickly.>
 

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Gunther: Please, Ashley! This is an emergency!

Sheriff: What a waste of time! We may as well have radioed directions... I'm sorry, Mr. Porter. We need to relieve and replace some of the crew.

Gunther: Please hurry!...

They resume the search, albeit inefficiently...
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Squitter: Hiding?... While it's dark? Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh!

Dixie: That's a bad idea, sis! This place is crawling with Kremlings!... (Tosses the shelter away with her ponytail. She then uses her hair to place Ashley on Squitter's back) <I shall be away for a time. I do not know if I am coming back very quickly.>
Baby Ashley continues crying and jams her fingers into her ears. "Make it stop!"

"Where are we going?" Ashley asks.
 

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Baby Ashley continues crying and jams her fingers into her ears. "Make it stop!"

"Where are we going?" Ashley asks.

Gunther: It's okay, Ashley... She's scared of being in that <When they resumed the search, they already allowed her to be on the ground... Back to the present...>

Gunther and company comes along Cranky's shack. Cranky sleeps until he hears a loud knocking ('Police!').

Cranky: (Getting up) Keep your mittens on. I'm coming! (Mumbles) Bout time that useles gorilla showed... Alright, Donkey, it's high time... (eyes adjust) What in popping pineapples?! (♢They show validity, explain, and search his shack♢)... You nosy lot!... I had nothing to do with it. My dim-witted relatives took her off...
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Dixie: You tell us (Jumps on)! Our good ol' buddy can get us there in spits of the time (pats Squitter's head).
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In the night, the kremlings are asleep below deck. Donkey Kong tries to break his restraints, to no effect. Kopy, as he gazes over the horizon, sees a dark cloud that grows rapidly. He rings a bell, and the deck soon bustles with Kremling spectators.

Kritter: What is that?

Donkey strains his neck to see what they are looking at.

K. Rool: Not something we will entertain playing with! Sharp, port side turn! Sixty-five degrees!...

The ship takes evasive action, but is not fast enough, and is consumed within minutes by the cloud...
 

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Gunther: It's okay, Ashley... She's scared of being in that <When they resumed the search, they already allowed her to be on the ground... Back to the present...>

Gunther and company comes along Cranky's shack. Cranky sleeps until he hears a loud knocking ('Police!').

Cranky: (Getting up) Keep your mittens on. I'm coming! (Mumbles) Bout time that useles gorilla showed... Alright, Donkey, it's high time... (eyes adjust) What in popping pineapples?! (♢They show validity, explain, and search his shack♢)... You nosy lot!... I had nothing to do with it. My dim-witted relatives took her off...
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Dixie: You tell us (Jumps on)! Our good ol' buddy can get us there in spits of the time (pats Squitter's head).
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In the night, the kremlings are asleep below deck. Donkey Kong tries to break his restraints, to no effect. Kopy, as he gazes over the horizon, sees a dark cloud that grows rapidly. He rings a bell, and the deck soon bustles with Kremling spectators.

Kritter: What is that?

Donkey strains his neck to see what they are looking at.

K. Rool: Not something we will entertain playing with! Sharp, port side turn! Sixty-five degrees!...

The ship takes evasive action, but is not fast enough, and is consumed within minutes by the cloud...
“I can sense……There’s someone I know at Cranky’s shack…” Ashley says, jumping on as well.
 

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“I can sense……There’s someone I know at Cranky’s shack…” Ashley says, jumping on as well.
Squitter spits on the ground before setting off, gradually picking up the pace until Ashley becomes nervous of colliding with branches.

Dixie: (Shouting) Just keep low!

Squitter reaches a ravine, spitting webs and jumping across the gap as if on land...

After a while, they near the shack.

Dixie: Just a little farther!...

Squitter collides with a police officer, who comes from the brush, sending Dixie and Ashley hard to the ground.

Officer: Yeeak! (Points flashlight at squitter)

Squitter: Hehehehehehehehe! (Approaches. The officer runs away.) Hold up, friend! Hehehehehehe!

Dixie: (Groaning) Are you okay?
 

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Squitter spits on the ground before setting off, gradually picking up the pace until Ashley becomes nervous of colliding with branches.

Dixie: (Shouting) Just keep low!

Squitter reaches a ravine, spitting webs and jumping across the gap as if on land...

After a while, they near the shack.

Dixie: Just a little farther!...

Squitter collides with a police officer, who comes from the brush, sending Dixie and Ashley hard to the ground.

Officer: Yeeak! (Points flashlight at squitter)

Squitter: Hehehehehehehehe! (Approaches. The officer runs away.) Hold up, friend! Hehehehehehe!

Dixie: (Groaning) Are you okay?
Ashley gets up and rubs her head. “Yeah…” she mutters. She enters the shack. “Gunther!”
 

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Cranky: (sitting up on his bed) You again? What do you want now, a comic book? Get out! (Throws a variety of objects at Ashley)
“Where’s Gunther and Baby Ashley? They were here!” Ashley says.
(Lenna picks him up and takes him back to the palace)
Kaito enters the kitchen and tries to open the fridge.
 

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“Where’s Gunther and Baby Ashley? They were here!” Ashley says.

Kaito enters the kitchen and tries to open the fridge.
Cranky: (Still throwing trinkets at her) They left ten minutes ago. You might catch them. Now will you leave me in peace?! (Out of articles to throw.)

Dixie: Yes, please! Which way did they go?

Cranky: They said they were going to a spider's nest, or some rubbish like that. Squitter looks at his own eyeballs.

Dixie: They must be looking for you too! Whatever tracker they have, they're good!
 

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Cranky: (Still throwing trinkets at her) They left ten minutes ago. You might catch them. Now will you leave me in peace?! (Out of articles to throw.)

Dixie: Yes, please! Which way did they go?

Cranky: They said they were going to a spider's nest, or some rubbish like that. Squitter looks at his own eyeballs.

Dixie: They must be looking for you too! Whatever tracker they have, they're good!
Baby Ashley cries again. “She back at shack!” she whines to Gunther.

“It must be Baby Ashley…” Ashley mutters. “She always knows where I am. Let’s go, then.”
 

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Baby Ashley cries again. “She back at shack!” she whines to Gunther.

“It must be Baby Ashley…” Ashley mutters. “She always knows where I am. Let’s go, then.”
Dixie: Wait! Someone always knows where you are? Well, they're looking right, and it's dangerous venturing at night, right? Why don't we stick around here and wait for them?
 

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Dixie: Wait! Someone always knows where you are? Well, they're looking right, and it's dangerous venturing at night, right? Why don't we stick around here and wait for them?
“Alright….” Ashley says, sitting down on the ground. Baby Ashley keeps fussing.
 

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“Alright….” Ashley says, sitting down on the ground. Baby Ashley keeps fussing.
(♢The search party arrives♢)

Gunther hugs Ashley with eyes close and tears pouring... He opens his eyes suddenly to see Dixie and Squitter.

Gunther: What?

Officer: Th-that's it! The spider! Look! (Squitter and Dixie speed away)

Sheriff: Sarge, you need the week off. You deserve it.

Gunther: (Returning attention to Ashley) Never again. In the middle of the night... That was a huge mistake on my part!
 

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(♢The search party arrives♢)

Gunther hugs Ashley with eyes close and tears pouring... He opens his eyes suddenly to see Dixie and Squitter.

Gunther: What?

Officer: Th-that's it! The spider! Look! (Squitter and Dixie speed away)

Sheriff: Sarge, you need the week off. You deserve it.

Gunther: (Returning attention to Ashley) Never again. In the middle of the night... That was a huge mistake on my part!
Ashley hugs him back, although not showing or feeling nearly as much emotion. “Yeah….Let’s just go home,” she says, taking a joyous Baby Ashley in her arms.
 

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Ashley hugs him back, although not showing or feeling nearly as much emotion. “Yeah….Let’s just go home,” she says, taking a joyous Baby Ashley in her arms.
They return (♢Sarah greeting in joy and relief, but with the minimal energy characteristic of her♢)
<What events should take place next?>
 

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Lenna: At our palace, you passed out from intoxication. (Lenna gives Kaito some cheese)
Kaito eats the cheese, and Red remembers why he got drunk in the first place. “Oh…..” he mutters.
They return (♢Sarah greeting in joy and relief, but with the minimal energy characteristic of her♢)
<What events should take place next?>
<Maybe Ashley going back to school again, and something happening there.>
 
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