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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

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Kaito escapes the crib in his sleep and lays back down on the floor.

Baby Ashley refuses to eat the apple sauce. "I know something she'll eat," Ashley says. She takes the human meat mush out of her backpack and feeds it to Baby Ashley without any trouble. "There. We'll have to get her to like to eat other things, though."
(ShyHo comes back and gives Kaito his bottle)
 

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Kaito escapes the crib in his sleep and lays back down on the floor.

Baby Ashley refuses to eat the apple sauce. "I know something she'll eat," Ashley says. She takes the human meat mush out of her backpack and feeds it to Baby Ashley without any trouble. "There. We'll have to get her to like to eat other things, though."
Gunther: Don't do that! This is completely illegal, I don't know where you are getting all of that from, and it can hurt her ! (Throws it away.) Don't you remember what happened to you?
 

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(ShyHo comes back and gives Kaito his bottle)
Kaito doesn't react and remains asleep.
Gunther: Don't do that! This is completely illegal, I don't know where you are getting all of that from, and it can hurt her ! (Throws it away.) Don't you remember what happened to you?
"It's fine for her. She loves it!" Ashley says. Baby Ashley starts crying again, wanting her food back.
 

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Kaito doesn't react and remains asleep.

"It's fine for her. She loves it!" Ashley says. Baby Ashley starts crying again, wanting her food back.
Gunther: You could have died ! Can't you see that? We're not feeding her any more of that... (calls) Sarah.

Sarah: Hmmm...

Gunther: What have you been giving her?

Sarah: I've been giving her fruit purees-- mango, strawberries, bananas. Like that.

Gunther: She's gonna be a very picky eater, I can tell.
 

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Gunther: You could have died ! Can't you see that? We're not feeding her any more of that... (calls) Sarah.

Sarah: Hmmm...

Gunther: What have you been giving her?

Sarah: I've been giving her fruit purees-- mango, strawberries, bananas. Like that.

Gunther: She's gonna be a very picky eater, I can tell.
"She is. I guess I am as well," Ashley says. "I think she needs to be changed, too. That must be making her cranky. Although, she probably won't let you."
(ShyHo leaves him be)
Red knocks on the door of the palace.
 

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"She is. I guess I am as well," Ashley says. "I think she needs to be changed, too. That must be making her cranky. Although, she probably won't let you."

Red knocks on the door of the palace.
Gunther: Have you... Wait a minute. She is you! You could tell us what she is thinking without us having to play detective.
 

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Gunther: Have you... Wait a minute. She is you! You could tell us what she is thinking without us having to play detective.
Ashley shakes her head. "I can sense a lot of things about her, like her location and general mood, but I can't read her actual thoughts. Usually she's a lot more talkative than this, but I think she's too distressed, especially since she's somewhere new to her."
 

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Ashley shakes her head. "I can sense a lot of things about her, like her location and general mood, but I can't read her actual thoughts. Usually she's a lot more talkative than this, but I think she's too distressed, especially since she's somewhere new to her."
Gunther: Well, Sarah's been changing her, so I might as well get her used to me doing it. (Sets baby Ashley down on a table, and commences changing her as she protests... ) Calm down! Let's make this easy for everyone... All done. Was that so bad? (Jokes with Ashley by bringing the diaper close to her before disposing of it.)
 
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"She is. I guess I am as well," Ashley says. "I think she needs to be changed, too. That must be making her cranky. Although, she probably won't let you."

Red knocks on the door of the palace.
(Lenna opens it)
Lenna: Oh, hello, Red.
 

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Gunther: Well, Sarah's been changing her, so I might as well get her used to me doing it. (Sets baby Ashley down on a table, and commences changing her as she protests... ) Calm down! Let's make this easy for everyone... All done. Was that so bad? (Jokes with Ashley by bringing the diaper close to her before disposing of it.)
Baby Ashley sobs and Ashley picks her up. "Let's go to the beach. Maybe it will cheer her up."
(Lenna opens it)
Lenna: Oh, hello, Red.
"Hey, Lenna," Red says. "I haven't been over for a while. I've been pretty lonely ever since Ashley left."
 

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Baby Ashley sobs and Ashley picks her up. "Let's go to the beach. Maybe it will cheer her up."

"Hey, Lenna," Red says. "I haven't been over for a while. I've been pretty lonely ever since Ashley left."
Gunther: I was going to take a nap... a LONG nap first, but let's go...

Sarah: But I...

Gunther: I know... ninety days, but you have to relax sometimes...

(At the beach...)

Gunther dips his toes into the ocean.

Gunther: Ah! I can feel the power and tranquility of the ocean.

Sarah: It's not really that tranquil.

Gunther, eyes closed, pretended she didn't say that.

Gunther: Come up here everybody! It feels so good-- tides, sand, and...

Sarah: Seaweed! (Throws it away as she withdraws)... I think I'll wait in the van!

Gunther: I hid your notebook.

Sarah: You didn't!

Gunther: I did, and if you kill me, you'll never find it. Mwahaha!

Sarah: Fine! (She returns, shivering whenever solid material washes onto her feet.)

Gunther: You gotta love it!
 

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Gunther: I was going to take a nap... a LONG nap first, but let's go...

Sarah: But I...

Gunther: I know... ninety days, but you have to relax sometimes...

(At the beach...)

Gunther dips his toes into the ocean.

Gunther: Ah! I can feel the power and tranquility of the ocean.

Sarah: It's not really that tranquil.

Gunther, eyes closed, pretended she didn't say that.

Gunther: Come up here everybody! It feels so good-- tides, sand, and...

Sarah: Seaweed! (Throws it away as she withdraws)... I think I'll wait in the van!

Gunther: I hid your notebook.

Sarah: You didn't!

Gunther: I did, and if you kill me, you'll never find it. Mwahaha!

Sarah: Fine! (She returns, shivering whenever solid material washes onto her feet.)

Gunther: You gotta love it!
Ashley changes Baby Ashley into a swimsuit and a swimmie diaper and puts her gently into shallow water. Baby Ashley shivers from the cold water, but eventually starts to enjoy it and starts splashing Ashley. Ashley splashes her back, and after a while they both get soaked. "She really likes this," Ashley says.
 

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Ashley changes Baby Ashley into a swimsuit and a swimmie diaper and puts her gently into shallow water. Baby Ashley shivers from the cold water, but eventually starts to enjoy it and starts splashing Ashley. Ashley splashes her back, and after a while they both get soaked. "She really likes this," Ashley says.
Gunther: Everyone does, Ashley... Please, Sarah... Everyone does!
 

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Baby Ashley sobs and Ashley picks her up. "Let's go to the beach. Maybe it will cheer her up."

"Hey, Lenna," Red says. "I haven't been over for a while. I've been pretty lonely ever since Ashley left."
Lenna: A boy named Kaito came here, we took him in.
 

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Baby Ashley starts to splash Sarah. "Pway too!" she says.
Sarah: Aah! Do you know what's in that water? It got into my mouth!

Gunther: (Rolls his eyes and splashes energetically, tossing much water her way) Now it's all over you!

Sarah jumps uncharacteristically to splash in retaliation.

Gunther laughs, not noticing a rolling wave coming their way. Sarah runs away with Ashley and baby Ashley.

Sarah: We must run!

Gunther: Had enough? Hee, hee... he... (Shields his face) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... (The wave crashes...)... (Minutes later)

Gunther:... Learned my lesson this time! I didn't bring the camera.
 

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Lenna: A boy named Kaito came here, we took him in.
"Where is he?" Red asks.
Sarah: Aah! Do you know what's in that water? It got into my mouth!

Gunther: (Rolls his eyes and splashes energetically, tossing much water her way) Now it's all over you!

Sarah jumps uncharacteristically to splash in retaliation.

Gunther laughs, not noticing a rolling wave coming their way. Sarah runs away with Ashley and baby Ashley.

Sarah: We must run!

Gunther: Had enough? Hee, hee... he... (Shields his face) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... (The wave crashes...)... (Minutes later)

Gunther:... Learned my lesson this time! I didn't bring the camera.
Baby Ashley starts crying again. "Water again!"

Ashley climbs out from Sarah's grasp and puts Baby Ashley back in the water. Baby Ashley stops crying and starts playing contentedly again.
 

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"Where is he?" Red asks.

Baby Ashley starts crying again. "Water again!"

Ashley climbs out from Sarah's grasp and puts Baby Ashley back in the water. Baby Ashley stops crying and starts playing contentedly again.
Lenna: He's in his room, sleeping.
 

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"Where is he?" Red asks.

Baby Ashley starts crying again. "Water again!"

Ashley climbs out from Sarah's grasp and puts Baby Ashley back in the water. Baby Ashley stops crying and starts playing contentedly again.
... Sarah resolves to wait away from the water.

Gunther: Aw... Come on... Don't be a chicken.

Sarah: I'm sorry. I need my notebook now.

Gunther: Okay (amused disappoinment). It's right where you left it.

Sarah: You did that again?

Gunther: I know, something's wrong with me... Alright, Ashley, I'm heading up to clear the sand off of my feet, make a call for about ten minutes, and then we have to go.
 

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Lenna: He's in his room, sleeping.
Red looks in. "Aw, how cute. How old is he?"
... Sarah resolves to wait away from the water.

Gunther: Aw... Come on... Don't be a chicken.

Sarah: I'm sorry. I need my notebook now.

Gunther: Okay (amused disappoinment). It's right where you left it.

Sarah: You did that again?

Gunther: I know, something's wrong with me... Alright, Ashley, I'm heading up to clear the sand off of my feet, make a call for about ten minutes, and then we have to go.
Ten minutes pass, and Ashley brings Baby Ashley back up to the van. Baby Ashley whines a bit, but Ashley ignores her and dries her off and changes her back into her normal clothes. "We're ready," Ashley says, putting Baby Ashley in her car seat.
 

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Red looks in. "Aw, how cute. How old is he?"

Ten minutes pass, and Ashley brings Baby Ashley back up to the van. Baby Ashley whines a bit, but Ashley ignores her and dries her off and changes her back into her normal clothes. "We're ready," Ashley says, putting Baby Ashley in her car seat.
When they return home, Gunther asks Ashley to retrieve a bag from the van. As she does so, in the dark, she is suddenly whisked away, and draped over a reptilian figure's shoulder in a bag.

Kritter: Thought you could get away, huh?

He runs with her.
 

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When they return home, Gunther asks Ashley to retrieve a bag from the van. As she does so, in the dark, she is suddenly whisked away, and draped over a reptilian figure's shoulder in a bag.

Kritter: Thought you could get away, huh?

He runs with her.
Ashley screams and tries to escape. Baby Ashley runs over to Gunther. "Big Ashwee kidnapped!" she cries.
 

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Ashley screams and tries to escape. Baby Ashley runs over to Gunther. "Big Ashwee kidnapped!" she cries.
Gunther rushes outside with a shocked face.

Gunther: Stupid! (Calls) Sarah, Ashley's missing. (He calls the police while he runs down the street for any sign.)...

Kritter rather quickly reaches a secluded place.

Kritter opens the bag...

<I am gone. I would not have changed the events like this, but I did not know what to do next.>
 

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Gunther rushes outside with a shocked face.

Gunther: Stupid! (Calls) Sarah, Ashley's missing. (He calls the police while he runs down the street for any sign.)...

Kritter rather quickly reaches a secluded place.

Kritter opens the bag...

<I am gone. I would not have changed the events like this, but I did not know what to do next.>
Ashley scrambles out of the bag and punches Kritter in the face. She then begins running away as fast as she possibly can. "GUNTHER! SARAH! BABY ASHLEY!" she calls.
 

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Red looks in. "Aw, how cute. How old is he?"

Ten minutes pass, and Ashley brings Baby Ashley back up to the van. Baby Ashley whines a bit, but Ashley ignores her and dries her off and changes her back into her normal clothes. "We're ready," Ashley says, putting Baby Ashley in her car seat.
Lenna; About one and a half.
 

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Red doesn’t answer and vomits on the countertop. “Aw, man…” he says again.
(The Serv-Bots clean it up)
Lenna: I must be getting to bed, now. Good night. (She and ShyHo get dressed into their pajamas and go to bed)
 
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