
Hey Sonic, come over here, I have a present for you!

Oh my ***, is this really happening? Maybe, finaly, after all this time something good is gonna happen to me! This is amazing! I can't wait! *runs over to Zelda* so uhh.... where's my present?

*uses transform... INTO WARIO!!!*

WAHA!

What the ****?!

It was me all along in a plan to touch your balls!

Oh my ***!!

*grabs Sonic and continually punches his man parts* BALLS! BALLS! BALSY BALSY BALLS!

WHAAA!! OHWA!!! WAAAA!!! AHWHAAAHAAA!!!!!!!

BALLS! BALLS! *** I LOVE YOUR BALLS!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

BALLS! BALLS! I WILL TOUCH YOUR BALLS!!!

AHHWAA! NO IT HURTS ME!!! WHAAAAA!!!

WA! WA! WA! WA!

AHHH NO NO!!!!!! PLEASE DON- NAHHH!!!!! AH WHAA WHAA!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!

I! WILL! TOUCH! YOUR! BALLS! YOU! BLUE! MAN!