Hey Sonic, come over here, I have a present for you!
Oh my ***, is this really happening? Maybe, finaly, after all this time something good is gonna happen to me! This is amazing! I can't wait! *runs over to Zelda* so uhh.... where's my present?
*uses transform... INTO WARIO!!!*
WAHA!
What the ****?!
It was me all along in a plan to touch your balls!
Oh my ***!!
*grabs Sonic and continually punches his man parts* BALLS! BALLS! BALSY BALSY BALLS!
WHAAA!! OHWA!!! WAAAA!!! AHWHAAAHAAA!!!!!!!
BALLS! BALLS! *** I LOVE YOUR BALLS!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
BALLS! BALLS! I WILL TOUCH YOUR BALLS!!!
AHHWAA! NO IT HURTS ME!!! WHAAAAA!!!
WA! WA! WA! WA!
AHHH NO NO!!!!!! PLEASE DON- NAHHH!!!!! AH WHAA WHAA!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!
I! WILL! TOUCH! YOUR! BALLS! YOU! BLUE! MAN!