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[Byron X]

13. If the game was delayed til 2009

 

[ksadkiller]

14. your brain explodes at the thought of owning brawl

 

[Oscular]

15. The release date is changed to 10/1/07. Everyone whines about how they can't get Brawl, but Sakurai just says, "What? It's out." Mindgames.

 

[Oscular]

16. You buy the game and take it home and it starts running away from you lawlz.

 

[Oscular]

17. You open the Brawl box and find a note that says "Jk, there is no Brawl!! -Sakurai"

18. You open the Brawl box and find a note that says "IOU one Brawl copy."

 

[Oscular]

19. You become paraplegic and braindead, only being able to watch Brawl being played.

 

[BossNasty73]

18. Someone acts like you and steals your reserved copy and they have no more at the store.

 

[WarxePB]

21. You go wait in line, get Brawl, and have a blast playing it...

...but you get fired from your job.

Was it worth it?

 

[Oscular]

22. You are just about to beat the game and then die...



















in real life.

 

[Oscular]

23. The intro takes 3 days to finish, and you can't skip it. If the controller senses any movement, the intro restarts.

 

[Oscular]

24. I kill you. Then take your copy.

 

[Oscular]

25. I'm the guy in front of you that got the last copy, and it turns out that Nintendo was tired of making more.

 

[Oscular]

26. You put Brawl in you Wii, but it turns into a PS3!!! PS3'S CAN'T PLAY BRAWL LOLZ.

 

[Oscular]

27. Nintendo just decided, "Aw, screw it."

 

[CHUK]

Nuclear holocaust. I think that is pretty much the worst thing.
You didnt only double post but u six-uple posted.

 

[Oscular]

29. Wavedashing is taken out of Brawl.



























YA C WUT I DID THAR???

 

[Oscular]

30. You won Nintendo's random customer prize and won 1000 copies of Brawl. Then you get robbed.

 

[Oscular]

31. On Feb. 9th, Japan decides to skip the next day and make it Feb. 11th.

 

[Maben]

32. Games are recalled from stores. due to character "balance issues". Game will be delayed approx. 2 more months.

 

[_X_]

33. You die, then four months later your get dug up and gang ***** on a basis monthly. Also giving a new mening to the term 'monthly'.

"Hey, you guys going to the next monthly?"

 

[Oscular]

33. You die, then four months later your get dug up and gang ***** on a basis monthly. Also giving a new mening to the term 'monthly'.

"Hey, you guys going to the next monthly?"

lmao random

 

[FierceDeityWolf]

33. Oscular dies because of six-tuple posting. It's too much posting all Brawl games couldn't take it and exploded along with the Wiis and rooms.




(seriously, tho, stop sixtuple posting)

 

[voittaa711]

Forum Games maybe?

34. Change date to Feb. 13th......aw cmon thats just being gay.

 

[FierceDeityWolf]

35. No this is being gay. Changing the release date to June 6, 2666.

*Forgive me Lord ):*

 

[Monshou_no_Nazo]

36. GameFAQs continues to find things to whine about.

What? We're allowed to say things that are realistically going to happen, right?

 

[Mini Mic]

37. You find out you have cancer...

 

[Mega Inkydog]

Magmortar used Thunderbolt!

 

[Mama]

38. World War breaks out and international relations are destroyed. The US decides to stop supporting Japanese exports and video games as we know them now become crippled. The number of available Brawl copies becomes limited and as a result the game never catches on. (Made me sad thinking about it lol)

 

[Dantarion]

39. You are in college.

 

[Stalky]

40. Release date gets changed to February 30th.

o_o

 

[Tsukuyomi]

41. You went to the store to receive your copy... But only to find out that there's an angry mob waiting to slit your neck just to steal your Brawl...

But for me, I know a nice storeowner next door who sells metal and wooden swords, so I'm safe there...

 

[Wight]

42. You realize time has gone by quickly, and in fact, its February 11th 2008, because you've spent your time posting here to get to 2000 and rushing to the store thinking what a fool you had been. You find out the shops are out of copies, and consequently you come here and write it as the 2001st post. But find out that I already stolen the 2001st post and didnt number it. You cry and shout ultimately taking your own life.

 

[Duality]

43. You get home, pop in Brawl, got on Wi Fi and you angrily throw your Wii and break it because I kicked your *** with Sonic.

 

[~N9NE~]

44. On your way home with Brawl, a lion eats you.

 

[Scyther3176]

45. Your Wii eats your disc, literally.

 

[sdhonda]

45: Turns out theres a small percentage (.0001) of discs out there that, due to manufacturing error, appear normal but actually have a copy of barbies horse adventures on them, and also causes a wii to break, and due to nintendo needing to cover it up, they never fix it. The story breaks however, and nintendo is forced to shut down for negleigence. However, because of the massive sales from brawl and other stuff, they have become the biggest company in japan. Their shut down causes a ripple effect that shuts down japans economy. This causes the worlds banking system to collapse, and results in a new great deppression. Due to the massive poverty, world war 3 somehow breaks out, and all the oil reserves in the middle east are burnt up. This forces everyone to go go nuclear. The massive proliferation of nuclear tech eventually reselts in terrorists getting their hands on them, and creating a "jericho" scenario, blowing up all major US cities. In a mad and confused attampt to retailate, nuclear missiles are launched, and one of them explodes in the outer atmosphere above the center of the US, causing a continent wide EMP blast that wipes out all electronics, including wiis. However, all this while, you worked your *** off the get a wii, and kept it a chamber thats EMP resistant. You are now the envy of every gamer in the world.

EDIT: This is how I think at 3:30

 

[Bli33ard]

46) You get a taxi home, and realise that you've left your personal belongings and SSBB in the taxi.

47) You go to buy it, and you don't have enough money on your card.

48) The person before you just bought the last copy.

 

[Dark Paratroopa]

10. Game is confirmed to have never existed.

Now you're thinking with portals.

 

[AtticusFinch]

49. You open up your Brawl case, and inside you find a melee disk, and a escape plan writtin by Skurai XD

 

[Taws]

50. You go out and pick up the game, everything is cool, and nothing bad happens. You make it home and you put in IN the wii. It DOESN'T break, and then you PLAY Brawl. It turns out that ALL the characters were re-tooled in craptastic ways, all except for the newcomer: Mudkip, which is godly unbalanced.

Sakurai explains that he "heard people liked them."