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[Pieman0920]

No, you unlock him by letting all the credits shoot you.

If I was a Smash Brother, who would I kill first?

 

[DH_Ninja]

they would eat you since you are a pie man. only those with a weak stomach would perish.

How do i perform a fatality in smash brothers?

 

[etrain911]

Buy mortal kombat and see how they do it.
Is Dr. Mario a druggie?

 

[Pieman0920]

No, but he supplies.

Where is Bowser? Is he over there?

 

[CRocque22]

That depends, are you Papa Smurf?

How many Ice Climbers are equivelant to a potato?

 

[DH_Ninja]

43.

How do i unlock the potatoe?

 

[Ridley FTB!!!]

eat the sausege

how do you get kirby to pop a stiffy?

 

[Dark_Ermac]

you don't.

How do you get Mario to pop a stiffy?

 

[Arkengate]

X+Y+Z+C stick

What the ****s a stiffy?

 

[Ridley FTB!!!]

Eat hamster poo ro find out

Why is ganondorf a poser

 

[Dark_Ermac]

Who isn't?

How do you play as Sandbag?

 

[Pieman0920]

By slamming your head into your real life sandbag, unitl you bleed enough to fill up a Gamecube.

If I am Pieman, can you hear me roar?

 

[smidge]

yes but the pastry spits all over my face

Why do whale wigs go bloop de bloop blop?

 

[Pieman0920]

Because they are communists.

What super smashers are commies, and which are not? :O

 

[Jigglymaster]

U are, omg u a comminust!

How the hell does Bowser capture Peach if Peach is so much hier tier than Bowser?

 

[Serbi]

'Cause mario allows it, otherwise he'd have to go back to boring plumbing

Why does bowser's flame deminish?

 

[roy_owns]

Because I haven't been on for a while
Why haven't I been on?

 

[Pieman0920]

Because Bowser's flame dimmished.

Do any of you believe in drastic my soooooooouuuuuuuuul?

 

[vdogam3r]

Because luigis shoe is full of lead and rocks.

Why does one of peach's alternate costumes look like daisy?

 

[Dark_Ermac]

Because she is Daisy.

0_o

erm... watah?

 

[Pieman0920]

Your mother.

Where the devil are my slippers, Eliza?

 

[Dark_Ermac]

On your feet...?

Do you know Mr. Goodbar?

 

[roy_owns]

Only on tuesdays

How many pages is this thing?

 

[Paladin-Marth]

2. he was in an aeroplanes cabin when the plane crashed and killed everyone
3. im thinking either god or Mum

 

[etrain911]

Enough to write a joke book with.

why did they chose to call smash bros.2 melee?

 

[Rici]

3. if you mean by ''no existence" : no life then it would be oxygen.

 

[Pieman0920]

Because Super Smash Bros: Tiff was to awesome of a name.

Why is it so awesome?

 

[Toilet Paper]

Because I like poptarts.

Why are Doc's Pills stronger than mario's fireballs?

 

[Toilet Paper]

Here's one:

Twelve Kings are traveling on a country road. They see a lone apple tree with exactly twelve apples on it.
Each eats a whole apple.

There are eleven apples left. How?

 

[Ridley FTB!!!]

Because they hold viagra inside them

wtf how can mario touch his nose to his bum

 

[Ridley FTB!!!]

becuase they hold viagra

why does mario become a homicide

 

[mukoe890]

because ganondorf told mario"DO A BARREL ROLL!"

why were the mewtwo's in a bucket singing "Chocolate Rain"?

 

[Rici]

There is a King called "Each". "Each" eats one whole apple, the other eleven kings don't.

 

[Toilet Paper]

DING! Correct. "Each" eats an apple.

 

[Professor Pro]

There are two brothers. they are born on the exact same date, same time, same year from the same parents and look exactly alike, but they are not twins. How?

 

[stranga]

Because they are triplets

 

[Melike]

*Escapes from the Pokeball* Awww, it appeared to be caught! *Falls and lands on top of smash~bomber, blinks, wondering what happened, sees the horse and says, "Ooh! My horse!" Picks the overly abused horse up with thumb and forefinger again, and starts skipping off*

 

[SmashWhammy]

Not only is that my horse, but that is also my gigafier machine
(hits previous owner with all of master hand's attacks and grabs Yoshi, as the Horse is in need of a break)
(ps, the first thing I thought of when I came to this thread was Ed, Edd, n Eddy)

 

[SmashWhammy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJfvlY71xLc
The original "That's My Horse" moment from Ed, Edd, n Eddy

 

[Silent_Jester]

No your all wrong!

*angels sang out in immaculate chorus*
*down from the heavens descended Silent_Jester*
*who deliver a kick which could shatter bones*
*into the crotch of SmashWhammy*
*who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain*
*as Melike changed back into Melike*
*but Silent_Jester saw through his clever disguise*
*and he crushed Melikes's head in between his thighs*