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[Pikamario64]

ANH ANH AAAAH! *Smashes silent jester with robot sword!* That's for not rhyming and messes up a wonderful song!

 

[SmashWhammy]

I had a cup, but that is My horse
Performs tnt whammy move

 

[etrain911]

let's say it involved mario being called plumber boy and a whole lot of dirty words.
Why does dr. Mario's pills hurt people when pills are supposed to help?

 

[Kalmetam]

Because he needs a pill

Why don't Goombas jump?

 

[SonicMario]

Because jumping means squishy-squishy time for them.

Why was Kirby nerfed in Melee?

 

[Pikamario64]

Ok ed, it's my horse! *hand is hurting*

 

[ness4life]

I dunno guys...
I'm pretty sure
THAT'S MY HORSE!!!

*Throws a pokeball at Pikamario64, but its a goldeen*

AW SH|T!

 

[SmashWhammy]

That is MY horse
(throws a Thwomp at ^)

 

[etrain911]

I tell you what I'm willing to go to court to prove THAT'S MY HORSE! (gets beat up in jail after losing)

 

[ness4life]

Nope. My Horse.

*Calls Chuck Norris down from the heavens and he roundhouse kicks ^ through the center of the Earth*

 

[Silent_Jester]

*Charges and round house kicks Chuck Norris*

OH THE IRONY!!!

*Beats ness4life with MY horse*

 

[MetaKnightmare]

because they needed to make some new unbalanced characters, but they didnt want too many.

Why do ganons and cfalcons down-b give them an extra jump?

 

[MetaKnightmare]

Heres one - You are dying of thirst in the desert, and you find a wine bottle (with water in it), but a genie says that the cork cant come out. How do you get to the water?

 

[lexxil]

^because both of them like orange juice

What if every Fox laser is just like Falcos but every laser shooten since the game came out was a phantom hit?

 

[Kalmetam]

Ask the genie to get it out

 

[MetaKnightmare]

I never said he granted wishes...

 

[Eaode]

You travel to a lake oasis


you never said the water in the bottle....


EDIT: or the genie is lying.

 

[MetaKnightmare]

OK, You need ot get the water thats in the bottle out of the bottle

EDIT: the genie is not lying.

 

[stranga]

Push the cork into the bottle

 

[MetaKnightmare]

Correct stranga!

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Or smash the bottle open...but then you would still die of thirst...

 

[stranga]

Yeah, ok my riddle goes like this. A man has two coins in his pocket, they add up to 55 cents but one of them is not a nickel how is this possible?

 

[Rici]

lol.

It's 50 cents and a nickel. One of them is not a nickel, the other one is.[isn't this a really old riddle? Also, it's used in Scrubs in 2 episodes]

 

[commonyoshi]

I. HATE. THAT. RIDDLE!

And for the cork one, what if it cant be pushed in? Then you poke a hole in cork or damage it in a way where the water is accessable.

 

[stranga]

alot of my friends never get that one or any other riddles.
Next riddle
Forward I am heavy backwards I am not what am I?

 

[Azelf]

Yeah, ok my riddle goes like this. A man has two coins in his pocket, they add up to 55 cents but one of them is not a nickel how is this possible?

Unless there is such thing as a FIFTY CENT COIN that is impossible.
You mean 30 cents, not 55 cents, which would make the answer a quarter and a nickle.

 

[MetaKnightmare]

Unless there is such thing as a FIFTY CENT COIN that is impossible.
You mean 30 cents, not 55 cents, which would make the answer a quarter and a nickle.

There is a fifty cent coin...

 

[commonyoshi]

There is a such thing. >_>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:2005_Half_Dollar_Obv_Unc_P.png

 

[Azelf]

Wow. Never seen one of those before. My apologies.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

There was a man in jail named Bill. He did many bad things. He was so bad, that he could only be visited by close, close family.

One day, a man comes in and says he wants to visit Bill. The gaurd replys "How are you related to that Bill?"
The man replys: "Brothers and sisters, I have none. That mans father is my father's son."

How is he related to Bill?

 

[Seed of Sorrow]

is it his dad?

 

[Eaode]

he's bill's uncle

 

[FoxFtw]

There was a man in jail named Bill. He did many bad things. He was so bad, that he could only be visited by close, close family.

One day, a man comes in and says he wants to visit Bill. The gaurd replys "How are you related to that Bill?"
The man replys: "Brothers and sisters, I have none. That mans father is my father's son."

How is he related to Bill?

da da da the man is his father

 

[Seed of Sorrow]

actually it could be both now that I think of it

 

[stranga]

I think he's bill's uncle but I'm not sure.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Seed of sorrow is correct. Think about it:

(That man's father) (My father's...)
v v
Bill<<<<Bills father<<<<Bill's fathers father v

^ v
^<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< <
(Son)

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

It's his father. Seed of sorrow is correct because you cant be an uncle if you have no brothers or sisters.

EDIT: Didn't mean to double post, I thought that my last post didn't go through (it din't show up) so I posted a second. Don't infract me please.

 

[Seed of Sorrow]

Oh, I see.

 

[commonyoshi]

If I was the guard I would have smacked Bill's dad for being such a prick.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Your in a dark, wet, cold cave with a match. There's an oil lamp, an un-lit campfire, and a torch. What do you light first?