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[TakDragon7]

Ok...that's it.

*tackles Tera and takes the horse and flys off* Now I gots an advantage.

 

[KevinM]

How would you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.

 

[Kalmetam]

Easy

you'd rearrange the letters to form....

"one word"

 

[KevinM]

haha well played son

 

[KevinM]

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry
I make guys have to pee
and girl comb their hair
I make celebrites look stupid
and normal people look like celebrites
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble
If you squezze me, I'll pop
If you look at me, you'll pop

 

[commonyoshi]

slutty makeup

 

[Rici]

Beer?

Or anything other which includes alcohol.

 

[KevinM]

haha an interesting idea but no

 

[digitalmaster287]

A man drives a wheelbarrow past a hotel and breathes a sigh of relief. Why?

This is just another version of the riddle:

A man spends the night at a hotel and when he has to pay, he finds that he is bankrupt. Why?

 

[KevinM]

He is playing monopoly bro

 

[Ensee]

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry
I make guys have to pee
and girl comb their hair
I make celebrites look stupid
and normal people look like celebrites
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble
If you squezze me, I'll pop
If you look at me, you'll pop

Answer is nothing.

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

well, the previous poster did not post another riddle. . .so try this on

three men sat down to play
they played from night till the break of day
they played for gold and not for fun
with separate scores for everyone
and when they came to square accounts
they all had made quite fair amounts
can you the paradox explain?
if noone lost how could all gain?


ill be taking PMs when you get stumped

 

[c.falcon run]

me kills u
*falcon punches in teh crotch*

 

[plasman]

Horse = Mine
*Wario fart, right in the face. Then rides off with the horse.*

 

[Pariah]

NO WAY THAT BE MY'S HORSE.
-Kirby ledgehop bair-
-Runs with horse-

 

[TakDragon7]

nuh uh. that's my horse.

*grabs Pariah, takes the horse in one paw and slams you hard into the ground then stomps on you and leaves*

 

[Pariah]

No, give back me horse.
-Curbstomps and then throws in way of a truck and the escapes with horse-

 

[TakDragon7]

No way. It's mine.

*chases and catchs up with you, grabs the truck and throws it as I have the horse with me and I fly off, hiding*

 

[Kalmetam]

*Yawn* I'm tir..... HEY!!! I just came to find my horse stolen! AGAIN!!???

*Takes out Katana and cuts strings.... bucket of goat milk falls from sky and lands on TakDragon7's head. Also Flings in cheese with nunchaku*

 

[TakDragon7]

MY horse you person!

*smashs Kalmetam's headi nto the ground and takes teh horse*

 

[Tera253]

nope. mine.
*drops a nuke on TD7*
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

Nuh uh. My horse you other person lol

*ties Tera up as she gets ran over by a train and I take the horse, laughing*

 

[Lord Kirby]

are yall using my horse? cus THATS MII HORSEE

*uses omgglypuff's stunning sleep attack*

 

[Pariah]

That be my horse.

-Awakes with the help of trusty alarm clock, punts person and rides into the sunset with horse-

Haha. Punt'd.

Ref: Field Goal Success!

 

[plasman]

That's mine, now givvit!

*Omnislash*

 

[TakDragon7]

Nuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!! That's my horse!
*does a huge flame attack*

 

[Rici]

They were playing Golddigger or something?

 

[Pariah]

No way, that's totally my horse, dude.

-runs you over with nondescript Corvette and runs off with horse-

 

[smashknight91]

You guys are all wrong, It is my Horse!


*waveshines Pariah into a wall full of motion sensor bombs and then hides in somewhere with the horse*

 

[Pariah]

Me>Horse>You>Chicken Pot Pie

-DIs from motion sensor bombs and ftilts Smashknight off the ledge-
-Escapes with horse-

 

[TakDragon7]

My horse you nub!

*shoves you into a pokeball and takes the horse*

 

[WFL]

That's My Horse!!!!!!11111!!!!!oneoneone!!!2222!!!!222@@@@!!!!!!!twottowto!!!!!!!!!!!

*Freeze glitches tak and also uses blizzard to freeze him* "try to get that horse now!"

 

[TakDragon7]

Nope. My horse.

*traps you into a pokeball and takes the horse, flying off to my hiding spot*

 

[Platypus]

Totally my horse. Go 'way.
*turns you into Lucky Charms (tm) and feeds you to leprechauns*

 

[TakDragon7]

My horse and that's final!

*shoves you into a telepoter thing as I take the horse*

 

[Melike]

HAAAAA!!!!! You puny mortals thought you saw the last of me? Now feel the wrath of my R&D since I last blasted off! *Reveals a beaker full of a viscous yellow fluid, and drinks deep from it, then starts mutating horribly. Muscles bulging, mass drool, hair growing longer, entire body growing to a fantastic size* I am no longer Melike. Now I am....GIGA MELIKE! FEEL MY WRATH! *Picks up the horse with thumb and index finger* NOW NOONE CAN STOP ME! MWAHA!

 

[TakDragon7]

Um...that's my horse buddy

*trips you as I take the horse*

 

[Melike]

You fool. I fell on you and you get squished. Wait a minute. The horse is also squished! Nuuuu!!!! *Runs home to drown my misery in a 50-foot tall milkshake*

 

[smash~bomber]

my horse!
*stuffs Melike in a pokeball* eew, its oozing.

 

[TakDragon7]

Meh horse.

*throws a bo-bomb near you and takes teh horse*