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[HarryPotter]

no, plasman, that's MY horse!
*does a Roy-style counter back at plasman*
-HP-

 

[Kalmetam]

You mean MY HORSE!

*Uses Voldo's spin attack and grabs Harry potter in the air and spins him like a top*

 

[Zook]

No, no, it's MY horse!

*Falcon... PUNCH!!!!!*

 

[Kalmetam]

I got one. A man named Craig made the fastest bike ever and traveled on it very fast. He could go to from New York to California in 1 hour.... A kid named Kyle comes up and says " I could travel from New York to California in less than a minute with my own bike." Craig said that the kid would win 100,000 dollars if he could do what he said. The kid won the money. How is this possible?

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

Au contraire, Zook!

*Shoves various food items up Zook's anal orifice and sticks a starving marrill down his throat*

 

[digitalmaster287]

Did he carry his bike with him on a Concord (or another fast thing)

 

[cowboyardee]

I got one. A man named Craig made the fastest bike ever and traveled on it very fast. He could go to from New York to California in 1 hour.... A kid named Kyle comes up and says " I could travel from New York to California in less than a minute with my own bike." Craig said that the kid would win 100,000 dollars if he could do what he said. The kid won the money. How is this possible?

He took his bicylce aboard a space shuttle as cargo. Together with his bike, he made a 1-minute trip from NY to Cali, and having died from the tremendous g-forces which would certainly squish him into teeny tiny little ball of pressure-scorched meat, ash, and calcium deposits, he was not much able to enjoy his $100,000, though win it he did.

 

[plasman]

You are all wrong, that horse belongs to me!

*Shoryuken all up in AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff4Luvin's face.*

 

[commonyoshi]

There's probably some place called New York in Nevada or something.

Why was ChozenOne banned? >_>

 

[The Burrito of Time]

He took a flight with his bike. And since the time zones are different he got there in less than a minute.

 

[pikachun00b7]

I got one. A man named Craig made the fastest bike ever and traveled on it very fast. He could go to from New York to California in 1 hour.... A kid named Kyle comes up and says " I could travel from New York to California in less than a minute with my own bike." Craig said that the kid would win 100,000 dollars if he could do what he said. The kid won the money. How is this possible?

He spamed Pika's up-b on the trip.

 

[Kalmetam]

Try again! That's MY HORSE!!

*Throws Plasman into a black hole*

 

[pikachun00b7]

Thats my hoe!
*SHL Kelmatam in the leg. *

 

[plasman]

C'mere you dumb horse! You-are-mine!
*casts Zombie on pikachun00b7 and then throws a phoenix down at him*

 

[Xsyven]

That's my horse...

*IC Freeze glitches all y'all*

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

You sir are mistaken that horse belongs to me

*Ganon U-tilt Xsyven in the butthole*

 

[petre]

i believe the horse is mine.

*the KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! in Monk's face*

 

[Melike]

That's my Zeeky Boogy Doog! BOOOOOOOOM!!!

 

[SLIM]

I have a riddle for you:

If it takes 12 men 5 hours to dig a hole, how long will it take 6 men to
dig half a hole?

 

[petre]

you cant have half a hole!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[buddy9246]

riddle: when can you have 3/2's of something out of 1 thing?

 

[Kalmetam]

Ok, the answer for mine was he rode his bike across a map from New York to California.

 

[W4veMantis]

huh?
eh...when you add 1/2 to it.

 

[Kalmetam]

When you're talking about time?

 

[buddy9246]

nvm.. sorry.. i was thinking about hockey but those are periods... nots halves... im not good at these

 

[Sandy]

If a daddy bull weighs 1,200 pounds and eats twelve bales of hay each day, and a baby bull, who weighs 300 pounds eats three bales of hay each day, how much hay then should a mommy bull eat if she weighs 800 pounds?

 

[Kalmetam]

8 bales of hay

 

[Sandy]

There's no such thing as a mommy bull.
Private Message me if you wanna know some funny jokes.

 

[digitalmaster287]

Theres no such thing as a mommy bull, only a cow. And yes a cow would then eat 8 bales of hay.

EDIT: Aww man Frankie beat me to it

 

[Kalmetam]

Here's a pattern, what comes next?

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
aaaqazawasaxaeadacarafavatagabayahanauajamaiakaoalap
sl-aaqazawasaxaeadacarafavatagabayahanauaujamaiakaoalap
zaaqazawbsaxaeadacarafavatagabayahanauajambiakaoalap

 

[Xaero13]

What happens once every minute, twice every millenium, but never in one-hundred-thousand years?

 

[Kalmetam]

the letter m

 

[Platypus]

Or the letter I.


Who shot JFK?

Spoiler

These black thingies are cool.

Note that I am almost sure.

 

[Sandy]

Lee Harvey Oswald ftw

 

[pikachun00b7]

That's My Horse!
*Makes boozer buttrape melike*

 

[TheSavageBlueBoy]

141. you find a large plastic heart and eat it think it will heal you 100% but instead it leaves you with a $100,000 doctor bill

142. when you try to reinact the perverted pictures you took in camera mode with your friends

143. When you make plans to kill ever smash player who is better than you, just so you can make pichu top teir

144. when you go to this thread and think everything that everyone has suggested is a good thing to try, then makes a list and does them one by one, just to prove that even after all that you still play smash!

 

[that 1 guy]

145. When you go feet first on a slip n slide covered in burning oil yelling "falcon kick!"

 

[X-threilyss]

C'est MON cheval!!
*smash-throws a stitch-face turnip and hopes it hits someone*

 

[TakDragon7]

That's my horse!

*grabs X-threilyss and throws him off the edge*

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

*the KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! in Monk's face*

first off...I am honered to receive the knee to the face the only way I would be happier is if I got kneed in the nuts...not really that would suck...
----

You sir are mistaken in the highest degree that horse in which you currently possess belongs to me

*Cape Takdragon7's up-b*