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[Karptroopa]

Banned for the ninjas.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned for the pirates.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

No.

Yes?

 

[LUVTOY77-ROGUE WIREFRAME]

Banned for banning someone for pirates.

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned for the llamas.

 

[Jonkku]

Banned for two people posting before me x.X

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned because I'm posting after you.

 

[M-WUZ-H3R3]

banned for buttsecks, 3rd degree ****, and murder with half of a purple toothbrush

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned for the triple reason ban.

 

[Jonkku]

Sadly no..

But why?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned because it was actually 3 quarters of a purple toothbrush.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned. Suck gas!

 

[Midnaftw]

Banned for the single reason ban

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned for being trapped in a glass box of emotion.

EDIT: Noooooo I'm too slow!!11!

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned for WTH was with the triple simultaneous post.

What have I ever done wrong to you all? D:
*crys*

 

[Midnaftw]

What?

How?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned for crying. I don't understand this odd emotion you call "sadness".

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

It's quite elementary actually.

Duck?

 

[Midnaftw]

Chicken?

Pickle?

 

[Jonkku]

Banned because he didn't even say the word "sadness" yet you knew crying was a way to express it.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Yes.

Are you sucking gas?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Not that I know of...

What does Fly in socks mean?

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned because I'M SURROUNDED BY ROBOTS OH SHI-
*boom*

 

[The Fail Tracer]

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-BANNEDMAN!

 

[Wavekirby]

C-C-C-C- Combo-Banned!

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banhammer-ed

 

[Jonkku]

Banned because there's a Spy sappin' mah sentry.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Are you talking about the "suck gas" thing? If so, it's just a Darkwing Duck reference.

Are you Dr. Phil?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

No. I'm his clone.

Is cloning ethically wrong?

 

[Midnaftw]

Midnaftw's useless forum game!

I decided to make a forum game, the first poster says a problem with the world, and the next poster says how to fix it, and suggests a problem for the next person.

Poster1: How do we stop Gobal Warming?
Poster2: *Insert witty solution here* How do we make trade fair?

etc

(Try to be as little racist as possible)

How do we stop Global Warming?
(First Post gets a cookie)

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Listen to Al Gore.

When is the Apocalypse going to take place?

 

[Midnaftw]

Banned cos I HAZ SANDWICH!

 

[Midnaftw]

Next Tuesday (The questions are supposed to be "How" so no cookie for you!
)
How do we stop the Apocalypse?

 

[1048576]

Never. Stop worrying. It won't happen.

How can we make pro choice and pro life people happy?

 

[Midnaftw]

No, but your face is (ooooooooo!)

Why can I not haz cookeez?

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned because there's a sentry sappin' mah sammich.

 

[Jonkku]

By living happily ever after... Or however that thing goes in English.

How do I shot web?

 

[Midnaftw]

By blowing up Russia

How can we stop anti-russianism?

darn you beat me to it!

And how is shot web a problem with the world? aw well, you blow up russia

 

[1048576]

Because you suck.

How can I know that when I see blue, it looks the same to everybody else?

 

[Jonkku]

You can't... Unless you ask others what colour they see it as (just don't say you see it as blue, they might just fool you and it's really green)

Who is that person over there..? I don't remember seeing him there before. *points to an empty space*