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[The Halloween Captain]

Binned four falling two due are eel scythe ether.

 

[Aura User]

Revenge for Pit!!

Diddy Kong - 50
Falco- 46
Fox- 49
Ganondorf -52
Ice Climbers- 46
Ike- 47
Jigglypuff- 32
King Dedede- 48
Kirby - 48
Link- 56
Lucario- 62
Lucas- 40
Luigi- 50
Marth - 52
Meta Knight- 13
Ness- 50
Olimar- 48
Peach- 50
Pikachu- 49
Pokemon Trainer- 51
ROB- 48
Samus- 61 + 1 62
Sheik- 48
Snake- 34
Sonic- 46
Toon Link- 48
Wolf- 44
Yoshi- 56 - 7=49
Zelda- 48
Zero Suit Samus- 50

PM Post attack

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned for typing in some odd, mysterious dialect I've never encountered before.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Emanuel

...

 

[ihatemyjob]

led zeppelin

 

[ihatemyjob]

what is trapt



If you feel so empty
So used up, so let down
If you feel so angry
So ripped off so stepped on
You're not the only one
Refusing to back down
You're not the only one
So get up

 

[The Halloween Captain]

Banned because I have to translate EVERYTHING. I've only been using this simple word code for three pages, and I would like SOMEONE to give me an indication that they figured out this system.

My previous banning:
Binned four falling two due are eel scythe ether.
Banned for failing to do a real life Aether.

 

[Deleted member]

Banned for making my head explode

 

[The Halloween Captain]

Banned for exploding. Remeber kids! Barney says Dynamite and TWILTHERO's head is not a toy. Tell a parent or a responcible adult when you encounter explosives, and never handle them by yourself.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

septic tank of your house 10 times. After you get out, go and change all your car insurance to Geiko. Pack a lot of steak and a chain and go to the nearest shark infested sea and get on a fishing boat. When no one is looking cover your self with steak, chain yourself to the boat, and jump over board....

 

[the melon!!!!!]

Riot by Three Days Grace


Won't you scream my name?
For the first time (For the first time)
For the last time (For the last time)

As I lay down my life before you
The hiding place where I sought out your eyes
Screaming outwards to shoot me back in time
You sent me out in the right field
Spilled my words and disguise
We're starting a rise
Now it's so true I can't go on without you by my side
Every night we die

Hold my breath just to see your ghost
I hold it in my hand for you

Won't you scream my name?
For the first time (For the first time)
For the last time (For the last time)

And I regret the moments I gave you
Searching for my plans to devour you
I finally found out the truth
You sent me out in the right field
Spilled my words and disguise
We're starting a rise
Now it's so true I can't go on without you by my side
Every night we die

Let go of the wires!
Let go of the wires!

 

[ihatemyjob]

scream my name

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "i know you,you know me"
One thing i can tell you is that you got to be free

 

[Frown]

... and catch three fish. They must be caught in the following order: Blue spiky fish, green furry fish, red slimy fish. When that is done, you bring the fish to...

 

[TheSundanceKid]

...PETA headquarters, don't forget the steak either. Throw these at anyone you see in the building and yell "FUR IS MURDER!! HOW COULD YOU START AN ORGINIZATION THAT STANDS FOR People who Eat And Torture Animals?!" after this.......

 

[Frown]

... hope for Chuck Norris to appear. If he does, kick him in the nuts. You will then...

(If he does not appear, give up. There is no way to get the code to the code to the cheat menu that gives you the codes.)

 

[TheSundanceKid]

...be beaten within a milimeter of death. After you beg for Chuck's forgiveness, you must enter "A Shot at love with Tilla Tequilla 3" where you will...

 

[Charizard92]

Get a shot into your ***. Once you do that...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Do NOT go to the hospital. That's for wussies. Instead, hire a doctor by the name of "Chuckles" to remove the bullet. Ask him if the crow caws at midnight during the new moon. If he answers "pudding" get in his car, where he will take you to..

 

[ihatemyjob]

a menacing canival where you will ride..

 

[akkon888]

Die Metaknight please.

Diddy Kong - 50
Falco- 46
Fox- 49
Ganondorf -52
Ice Climbers- 46
Ike- 49
Jigglypuff- 32
King Dedede- 48
Kirby - 48
Link- 56
Lucario- 62
Lucas- 40
Luigi- 50
Marth - 52
Meta Knight- 9
Ness- 50
Olimar- 48
Peach- 50
Pikachu- 49
Pokemon Trainer- 51
ROB- 48
Samus- 61 + 1 62
Sheik- 48
Snake- 34
Sonic- 46
Toon Link- 48
Wolf- 44
Yoshi- 56 - 7=49
Zelda- 48
Zero Suit Samus- 50

 

[Charizard92]

Diddy Kong - 50
Falco- 46
Fox- 49
Ganondorf -52
Ice Climbers- 46
Ike- 49
Jigglypuff- 32
King Dedede- 48
Kirby - 48
Link- 56
Lucario- 62
Lucas- 40
Luigi- 50
Marth - 52
Meta Knight- 9
Ness- 50
Olimar- 48
Peach- 50
Pikachu- 49
Pokemon Trainer- 52 (Charizard used Rock smash)
ROB- 48
Samus- 62
Sheik- 48
Snake- 34
Sonic- 46
Toon Link- 48
Wolf- 44
Yoshi- 43 (Yoshi lost his stress)
Zelda- 48
Zero Suit Samus- 50

 

[Charizard92]

The least safe coaster there. Once you throw up...

 

[ihatemyjob]

you walk home which is when you..

 

[Da Man]

Diddy Kong - 50
Falco- 46
Fox- 49
Ganondorf -52
Ice Climbers- 46
Ike- 49
Jigglypuff- 32
King Dedede- 48
Kirby - 48
Link- 56
Lucario- 62
Lucas- 40
Luigi- 50
Marth - 52
Meta Knight- 4
Ness- 50
Olimar- 48
Peach- 50
Pikachu- 49
Pokemon Trainer- 52
ROB- 48
Samus- 62
Sheik- 48
Snake- 34
Sonic- 46
Toon Link- 48
Wolf- 44
Yoshi- 43
Zelda- 48
Zero Suit Samus- 50

As they say in Mortal Kombat: FINISH HIM!!!

 

[Charizard92]

Nobody noticed my joke?

 

[ArowYoshi]

Diddy Kong - 50
Falco- 46
Fox- 49
Ganondorf -52
Ice Climbers- 46
Ike- 49
Jigglypuff- 32
King Dedede- 48
Kirby - 48
Link- 56
Lucario- 62
Lucas- 40
Luigi- 50
Marth - 52
Meta Knight- 2(-)
Ness- 50
Olimar- 48
Peach- 50
Pikachu- 49
Pokemon Trainer- 50(-)
ROB- 48
Samus- 62
Sheik- 48
Snake- 33(-)
Sonic- 46
Toon Link- 48
Wolf- 44
Yoshi- 46(+)
Zelda- 48
Zero Suit Samus- 50

i still dont realize why so many people hate Yoshi. but oh well, most obsessivly happy people have a lot of enemies. and sorry char, no i didnt.

 

[Da Man]

I'm not a Yoshi hater (in fact I love them) but i'm staying out of this one. I'm focusing on the other characters.

 

[Deleted member]

Banned because I have a watermelon in my fridge.

 

[Burrbomb]

Realize you left your stove on and your shoes burnt down. After collecting the 3 sacred orbs (It is memtioned in step #85214899213689, If you havn't done it too bad keep going) you must destroy Eddie Murphy for no reason whatsoever, you then must....

 

[ihatemyjob]

stop this chat by..

 

[Deleted member]

Banned for not sharing the watermelon

 

[Veggi]

Banned for pretending to see through an obviously non-existant post.

 

[Charizard92]

going unconscious by banging head against wall. Once conscious is regained...

 

[Deleted member]

Banned for not realizing i have x ray vision

 

[ArowYoshi]

Come Together, The Beatles (great song)

Too long till fall, sick summer in bed
You and a lazy mood
10 times the fall, spread, sacked, and ive failed
Nobody move
Nobody move

To far to fall, sat shiver in bed
You and a test of will
Too many fallen, Too many failed
Nobody move
Nobody move

Days with the light off, freezing
You and I, uneasy, livid

STOP its too late
Im feeling frustrated
I see no sign of *******
I see no sign of *******

 

[JustKindaBoredUKno]

luigi headbutt or something

Diddy Kong - 50
Falco- 46
Fox- 49
Ganondorf -52
Ice Climbers- 46
Ike- 49
Jigglypuff- 32
King Dedede- 48
Kirby - 48
Link- 56
Lucario- 62
Lucas- 40
Luigi- 50
Marth - 52
Ness- 50
Olimar- 48
Peach- 50
Pikachu- 49
Pokemon Trainer- 50
ROB- 48
Samus- 62
Sheik- 48
Snake- 33
Sonic- 46
Toon Link- 48
Wolf- 44
Yoshi- 46
Zelda- 48
Zero Suit Samus- 50

meta knights dead. anyone else die since i've checked in last?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned for undressing me with your eyes.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Run yourself through with a samurai sword. As you stumble about, half dead, make sure you say "Namu" three times fast in order to summon...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

(The) Number 12 Looks Like You

 

[Charizard92]

I'm attacking Yoshi since he won the last one. You know, It would be fair if somebody else got the spotlight this time. Oh, and the Joke was a twist off the stress relief kit (bang head here).