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[Rusty Shacklefurd]

Isn't it never thirsty, ever drinking?

what phrase besides "may the force be with you/us" is used in every starwars episode.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

...?

 

[john g]

Alright I obviously did not think of my question so all the following members are correct:
Drab Emordnilap
Virgilijus
AgeNt
and many more.

 

[Emersai_the_Prophet]

when your girlfriend thinks it would be cute for us to dress in blue and pink parkas, tie ourselves together for halloween and mimick eachother constantly ( actualy after 9 or 10 shots this is quite amusing)

 

[spjd]

110: You get really fat, paint yourself pink, and spend all day flapping your arms, wondering why you just won't fly.

 

[Tera253]

111. If you try to do a Pikachu-style upsmash and wonder why it doesn't work.
112. If you're a guy and you lose it all while trying to imitate Fox's downsmash.

~Tera253~

 

[jigglyppuff8]

113. You buy a sword and spin it around killing your best friend, the mailman, and fluffy the dog.

 

[pikachun00b7]

114. On a school dance, you try to dashdance.

 

[fabianmo]

115.You try to wavedash when u are landing and end up breaking ur foot

 

[radical00edward]

116. when you jump up and try to spike your friend by drill kicking him in the head.

 

[Duke]

Someone find me a picture of Bahamut's palms.



....yes. Revived.

 

[Icy_Eagle]

ROFL i love this thread

117. When you fill eggs with explosive and throw them at people.

 

[pikachun00b7]

118. Instead paying for getting your pet fix'd, you knee your dog's groin.

 

[Dr_Twist]

119: you uppercut your teacher trying to send her high in the air
120:you hit a bully with a cloth right as he's about to punch you

 

[kamikaze falco]

121: You have no family left

 

[petre]

122: youre hanging from the edge of your roof, and you try to ledgehop into ganon's uair, instead kick the wall, fall to the ground and land on your head. you know the rest.
123: you buy a bomb, lay on the ground, curl into a ball, drop the bomb, try to roll ahead while standing up, then blow up as you try to figure out why you didnt SWD across the street.
124: you try to charge up jiggys rollout.

 

[Dr_Twist]

125: start throwing pills at people
126: light an arrow on fire and shoot it
127: take a frying pan full of bacon and flip the bacon at them by moving you pan up and down!!

 

[john g]

what crime can you be charged for if you attempt but, if you do you cannot be charged/caught?

 

[Volrec]

Suicide.
>.>?

 

[Eaode]

yeah its definitely suicide.



Which is really stupid. The law should be that ATTEMPTING suicide is illegal, not commiting it.

 

[Peeze]

You actually are chargerd with suicide, but since your dead you can't stand trial for the charges, so it doesn't matter.

 

[buddy9246]

My favorite:

Can water get wet?[/

 

[nameless14]

ok try to figure out this one... somebodys bound to know it...

A butcher is 5 feet 10 inches tall... what does he weigh?

 

[Volrec]

He weighs Meat and stuff for cutting.

 

[nameless14]

you got it... ok here is another. only a few months have 31 days how many have 28? (think carefully)

 

[commonyoshi]

Yes, water can get wet.

All 12.

 

[nameless14]

... fine here... How many birthdays does the average man have? and... Can a man in california marry his widows sister?

 

[GoldShadow]

The answers are 1, and no, respectively (a man is only born once, and for #2... well, as far as I know, dead people can't marry!).

I like those. Unfortunately I don't have any of my own at the moment.

 

[nameless14]

Dang you guys are good tell me if you want more!!! I will stump you! here how many different sexes of animals did moses bring on his arc?
!

 

[commonyoshi]

Moses?
Um, none.

Edit:
Alright, I just made this one up so it may, and probably will, suck.

What constantly runs around a kings mind?

 

[nameless14]

Darn.... grr.. you guys are alot smarter than the people at my school... ok what was the presidents name in 1960?

 

[petre]

george bush. (same as it is now!)

 

[nameless14]

AHHH! somebody else say a riddle! ok... this is just an average question fill in the blank...
Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc., BLANK...

Dont cheat!

 

[Volrec]

uh...Bashful?

 

[petre]

What constantly runs around a kings mind?

a crown maybe?

 

[Peeze]

His hot queen?

 

[petre]

i got a few...
1) how many seconds are there in a year?
2) if a duck came paddling down the nile river, where would it have come from?
3) what would you call a person who did not have all their fingers on one hand?
4) what would be the area of a triangle with sides measuring 30cm, 40cm, and 70cm?
5) what five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

have fun!

 

[Peeze]

2)The nile flows north.
3)normal
4)impossible

 

[buddy9246]

1) how many seconds are there in a year?

12

5) what five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

I used to know this too! umm.. i forget.. been 2 long

 

[BloodBowler]

5) The 5 letter word you're looking for is SHORT. When you add two letters to it (ER) it becomes SHORTER.

 

[Wrath`]

What gets wetter the more you dry with it?(stupid, yes)