If the creature in the avatar of the person above you tried to kill you...

[Jet300]

Break both of there arms, legs, rib cage, and then break there spine and skulls.

 

[Jasou]

Counter pick him with falco.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Get in a Tanooki suit and hope that he does find out im not one of them.

 

[Pyra]

Set items to very high, and only hammers.
Because real men use items.

 

[Deleted member]

Summon an alligator as a distraction, then run like mad.
Alligators can be very viable distractions.

 

[smashfan666]

shoot it... in the head... with a flare gun... then a bow-and-arrow... then put it in a bag... and get an elephant... with diarrhea... and have it take a $#!+ in the bag... then toss the bag... off a helicopter... into the bermuda triangle...

 

[Lukingordex]

Put Jigglypuff to rest in his face.

 

[Jet300]

Why would I hurt yoish.

 

[smashfan666]

pit him against Vinyl Scratch in a disk-jockey contest.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Aim and fire the Eclipse Cannon at it.

 

[Tacel]

Kill his friends and/or cover myself with something unappetizing like shallots.

 

[Pyra]

I'd drown him.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Flip into 3D so I can escape the exploding box he forms around me.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Find another planet to live on.

 

[smashmanx7]

Kill all his friends so he has nothing to fight for.

 

[BirthNote]

Laugh at Gordon Freeman for becoming a smiley.

 

[Sol9000]

Not even the Combine stands a chance against LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!

Spoiler

Let alone the Overused Glory that is Meta Knight

 

[Pyra]

Punch him until his rings disappear.

 

[smashfan666]

take the letters and use them against him, using the t as a sword and B as a shield.

 

[Jet300]

Easy. Hayabusa, which is the izuna drop his ***

 

[Sol9000]

Boycott The Peanuts

 

[smashmanx7]

Take Sonic underwater then see who's to slow now.

 

[Pyra]

Marvel at his magnificent beard.

 

[Lukingordex]

Take my keyboard to smash him.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Jump on his back then jump off of him over a hole in the ground.

 

[rinisan]

"YOU CAN'T defeat me!"

 

[Kink-Link5]

Well ****.

Nothing to do but take it.

 

[smashmanx7]

Throw some Holy water on her exorcism style

 

[Sol9000]

Tell him his suspicions are true.

 

[finalark]

I would look the hedgehog dead in the eye. And as he charges at me I'll calmly say,

"No, Sonic. You're too slow."

 

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[Link2thelost90]

Dance my way out of trouble just like Mario/Luigi do in Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix.

 

[Kink-Link5]

Combat it with it's only known weakness- LOV- wait a minute,

That's a... Chaos Emerald!

 

[Muhti]

Lock her up with an ugly boy :3

 

[Link2thelost90]

Hope they wipe out eachother so none of them will be able to kill me.

 

[smashfan666]

trick it into following me to a smelters yard and kick it into a vat of molten iron.

 

[Muhti]

Destroy HUB network

 

[Pyra]

All of them or just Super Dimentio?

Uh... Bucket of real water might do the trick.

 

[Sol9000]

Kill it with fire.

I would look the hedgehog dead in the eye. And as he charges at me I'll calmly say,

"No, Sonic. You're too slow."

win.

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WIN

 

[Jet300]

Rip his leg off and beat him to death with it