AlCheMisT amari
Smash Journeyman
that sounds sexy
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IDAHO Smash Thread
- Thread starter gnosis
- Start date
Obviously me...Im all about brown
KAOSTAR
the Ascended One
quad core make me bust a nut lol.
but family guy just makes me laugh. Thats the point! <-----see there it is
but family guy just makes me laugh. Thats the point! <-----see there it is
joeplicate
Smash Master
you're in idaho, homie
You're in Cali, you will die soon enough.
KAOSTAR
the Ascended One
dam, kilt off.
....you should hear his work computer specs....
Family guy>>>> southpark > simpsons >>>>>Fat chicks...Turtlehoop...why are you backwards about everything???
Also tatemz...i guess its a mother board problem or a pci card problem...so dell is replacing BOTH..along with some rubbers...screws, joints, hinges, charger, already a keyboard, speakers...,i also did a FULL reinstall of XP...and am reinstalling everything from scratch vs. restoring a backup.... so basically...in a couple more days..i have a new computer.....you need to HELP me get mac os on a VMWare tate...so i can do some iphone development...and the 3.0 sdk lets you connect through bluetooth and the 30 pin connector...which means we can find someone to make a gamecube emulator...connect a controller through the 30 pin connector...(maybe...i dont know how the controller stuff works...with sensitivity and ****...)
I love this warm weather..i need to have a bbq...AND...i want to float the river so bad...i got sunburned yesterday....weeding for like an hour...**** me being white...
KAOSTAR
the Ascended One
"They have the Wii emulator, that runs well actually from what ive seen. Maybe u can play cube games on it.
joeplicate
Smash Master
???
I know every post you make is worthless, but try to at least put a little effort into it
KAOSTAR
the Ascended One
Hey joe that sounds alot like a threat coming from the Idaho. The natives are being hostile
AlCheMisT amari
Smash Journeyman
They are....
joeplicate
Smash Master
I don't even understand
like
is california going to fall into the ocean?
What's going on here?
like
is california going to fall into the ocean?
What's going on here?
KAOSTAR
the Ascended One
Well I think eventually yes it is but I dont think thats their doing. They must have something else planned
craztad
Smash Journeyman
Heh, idaho plan something. KoaStar you haven't payed enough attention to idaho. Anything we even try to plan turns to epic fail. An earthquake dumping cali in the ocean is much more worrysome.
Worthwhile post right here.
I should learn a thing or two.
KAOSTAR
the Ascended One
I think idaho has been defeated
joeplicate
Smash Master
yeah, like how to make a witty retort the first time around
RabidJackal
Smash Apprentice
Captain Falcon sits down at a computer screen. He's gained weight since Melee... 5000 pounds to be exact. He sits at the computer playing World of Warcraft. His nipples are gone. They are covered by layers of fat tissue. His other muscle have deteriorated too. They are also now just fat. Captain Falcon's suit still fits though and it's tighter on him than ever... but that's not really a good thing now. Captain Falcon suddenly get's an IM. Sakurai: Falcon! Get off your ***! It's time for the Brawl! This is what Falcon was waiting for! He cancelled his quest party and logged out of WoW.
It was time for a comeback.
Captain Falcon starts going through a tough training style. He does 1,000,000 Falcon Sit ups, the same amount of Falcon Push ups, and he runs a Falcon Lap around his Falcon House. He opens the fridge and determines he doesn't have enough eggs. So he goes to the source. Captain Falcon runs all the way to a farm in Alabama (He lives on Hawaii). On the farm he forces the chickens with his mind to lay over 9000 eggs and to go get more eggs for him. Falcon gets the eggs and a giant bowl and makes the biggest protein shake the world has ever seen. He drinks the shake with his feet and it flows through his body replacing his blood.
This protein blood becomes powerful enough to blow all of his fat leftover off and it flies into a meteor in space. Captain Falcon becomes his good old self! The meteor aligns with Earth for a crash landing to destroy it. This is Falcon's true test to see if he's ready. Captain Falcon jumps up, throught the atmoshere and into space. He prepares his fist. It's time... Falcon... P... p... p...... PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWNNNNNNCHHHH!!! Captain Falcon makes the meteor evaporate in a single punch. The massive explosion makes him descend towards Earth.
The camera shows Captain Falcon many miles above the stage, falling at a rapid speed, while playing a flaming guitar with his teeth. He gets bored and throws the guitar at a nearby mountain, causing the mountain to explode. Only instead of debris, pornography comes flying out of the explosion, which Captain Falcon looks at while eating raw meat, drinking beer, and flexing his biceps. He gets bored with the pornography, so he destroys it all with his chest hair, which he can grow at will. He finishes his raw meat and beer, so he eats the beer glass, like a real man.
He still has quite a long way to go before he crashes into the stage, so he starts striking manly poses, while shooting bullets out of his iron nipples. These bullets explode upon impact with the ground, launching a flaming truck into the air, straight towards Captain Falcon, who slices it in half before it can reach him with the force created by him flexing his pecks. As he passes the gas tank, which became detached, he falcon punches it causing it to explode with the force of a nuclear warhead. This propels Captain Falcon towards the stage at an incredible speed.
Captain Falcon crashes into the stage with a pelvic thrust, done at near the speed of light. He climbs out of the crater he created, and flexes every muscle in his body at the same time. The incredible force created by this kills everyone within a 500 mile radius, and every female in the universe climaxes.
It was time for a comeback.
Captain Falcon starts going through a tough training style. He does 1,000,000 Falcon Sit ups, the same amount of Falcon Push ups, and he runs a Falcon Lap around his Falcon House. He opens the fridge and determines he doesn't have enough eggs. So he goes to the source. Captain Falcon runs all the way to a farm in Alabama (He lives on Hawaii). On the farm he forces the chickens with his mind to lay over 9000 eggs and to go get more eggs for him. Falcon gets the eggs and a giant bowl and makes the biggest protein shake the world has ever seen. He drinks the shake with his feet and it flows through his body replacing his blood.
This protein blood becomes powerful enough to blow all of his fat leftover off and it flies into a meteor in space. Captain Falcon becomes his good old self! The meteor aligns with Earth for a crash landing to destroy it. This is Falcon's true test to see if he's ready. Captain Falcon jumps up, throught the atmoshere and into space. He prepares his fist. It's time... Falcon... P... p... p...... PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWNNNNNNCHHHH!!! Captain Falcon makes the meteor evaporate in a single punch. The massive explosion makes him descend towards Earth.
The camera shows Captain Falcon many miles above the stage, falling at a rapid speed, while playing a flaming guitar with his teeth. He gets bored and throws the guitar at a nearby mountain, causing the mountain to explode. Only instead of debris, pornography comes flying out of the explosion, which Captain Falcon looks at while eating raw meat, drinking beer, and flexing his biceps. He gets bored with the pornography, so he destroys it all with his chest hair, which he can grow at will. He finishes his raw meat and beer, so he eats the beer glass, like a real man.
He still has quite a long way to go before he crashes into the stage, so he starts striking manly poses, while shooting bullets out of his iron nipples. These bullets explode upon impact with the ground, launching a flaming truck into the air, straight towards Captain Falcon, who slices it in half before it can reach him with the force created by him flexing his pecks. As he passes the gas tank, which became detached, he falcon punches it causing it to explode with the force of a nuclear warhead. This propels Captain Falcon towards the stage at an incredible speed.
Captain Falcon crashes into the stage with a pelvic thrust, done at near the speed of light. He climbs out of the crater he created, and flexes every muscle in his body at the same time. The incredible force created by this kills everyone within a 500 mile radius, and every female in the universe climaxes.
joeplicate
Smash Master
KAOSTAR
the Ascended One
I hope u didnt waste your time writing that and some other idiot did
if you did, then I guess its kinda funny.
if not, go tell that idiot hes an idiot.
if you did, then I guess its kinda funny.
if not, go tell that idiot hes an idiot.
Lovage
Smash Hero
stop messing with my idahomies
RabidJackal
Smash Apprentice
Don't fret, it's just some stale GameFAQ's copypasta.
KAOSTAR
the Ascended One
haha good **** lol. copy pasta. I like that.
some dude probably wrote this instead of his essay or something.
joe where u at lol????
If only...
...you will be missed...sort of....I'll miss in and out burgers...
Just Action
Smash Journeyman
I'm bored and I hate moving.
Hey, welcome to the internet! You must be new here, would you like me to show you around?
scarykid78
Smash Journeyman
I'm beginning to lose faith that Knuttz will ever change rankings or even post that tournaments results. :/
Turtlehoop
Smash Ace
You expected him too?
I gave up after the first week.
I gave up after the first week.
craztad
Smash Journeyman
scarykid, the reason knuttz hasn't posted the results is because he doesn't have the internets at his house, thus he would have to do it at work which he can't go to anymore. its lose lose.
C!Z
Smash Lord
Dam I came into the Idaho thread to try and see if they still played Melee and see if B.C. was still around but I come to find ****in Kaos ramblin uppin that post count.
Haha Joe in here too. Anyways Ryan you should come to the Utah May 23rd tourney, all Melee. I'm gonna be there
MM's all day with anybody from Idaho. 
BattleChrist
Smash Lord
I would but my sister graduates from college that weekend so i have to go to that.
C!Z
Smash Lord
Oh word. Well it was worth a try.
I will, personal life comes first before smash.
I've got tons of yard work....2-3 hours A DAY this week...each..i keep getting sunburned...and having to fix my computer...which is FIXED!!! so i'm reinstalling everything right know, tio should be installed soon....don't worry....---------------------------
Melee Teams:
1: Turtle Christ(M) (TH + BC)
2: KnuttQraqer(M) (Knuttz + Qraq)
3: team hospital(MB) (NOU + Fro)
4: EMOS(MB) (Tcow + Lemon)
5: Mack(M) (Mike + jack)
5: Talchomest(M) (Tate + Alchmest)
7: Schlatter + WestBestin (MB) (Schlatter + WestinBestin)
7: sk and fry(M) (SK + Fyre)
9: Churro + Alex(MB) (Churro + MikeNampa)
Melee Singles:
1: BattleChrist(M)
2: Knuttz(M)
3: Alchmest (M)
4: Zach(M)
5: No U(M)
5: Qraq(M)
7: Fro(M)
7: L_eM0_N(M)
9: CrazTad(M)
9: ScaryKid(M)
9: TurtleHoop(M)
9: Fyr3(M)
13: RabidJackal(M)
13: Alex(M)
13: Reverend(M)
13: Evan(M)
17: WestinBestin(M)
17: Churro(M)
NOTE: Singles Qraq Left and had two straight losses:
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Brawl Doubles:
1: Team Bananus(B) (BC + Knuttz) snake + Marth
2: Low Tier Win(B) (Skarykid + RabidJackal) wolf + dk
3: Churro + Alex(MB) (Churro + MikeNampa) peach + ??
4: TurtleTears (Zach + TH)
5: Tate and himself (Tate + Lvl 9 ?)
5: Impossible Tech Skill(B) (Westbestinson + Alch)
7: team hospital(MB) (NOU + Fro)
Brawl Singles:
1: RabidJackal(B) DK
2: Knuttz(B) Samus
3: ScaryKid(B) Wolf
4: BattleChrist(B) Snake
5: WestinBestin(B) fox?
5: Churro(B) Peach
7: TurtleHoop(B)
7: Alex(B)
9: CrazTad(B)
9: Reverend(B)
9: Zach(B)
9: Alchmest(B)
13: Evan(B)
13: Fro(B)
13: L_eMo_N(B)
13: Qraq(B)
17: No U(B)
17: Fyr3(B)
There you guys go...th and sk bugging the crap out of me!!!!!! Discuss new rankings.....FOr melee, I'll stilll uphold what we already have....
brawl...we need to discuss...
rabid jackal
knuttz
sk
bc
churro/westbestin...
results? i'm ok with it..
RabidJackal
Smash Apprentice
Brawl:
Jgoodwin
RabidJackal
Knuttz
SK
BC
Jgoodwin
RabidJackal
Knuttz
SK
BC
Turtlehoop
Smash Ace
Also, Zach got two straight wins in Melee Singles because both Lemon and QraQ dropped to him in Losers lol
NOW POST THE VIDEOS
NOW POST THE VIDEOS
scarykid78
Smash Journeyman
I'm down for making the Brawl results the new rankings.
AlCheMisT amari
Smash Journeyman
the vids would be awesome. And if you're going to update the rankings then please do it. The current rankings are from like when brawl first came out.