• Welcome to Smashboards, the world's largest Super Smash Brothers community! Over 250,000 Smash Bros. fans from around the world have come to discuss these great games in over 19 million posts!

    You are currently viewing our boards as a visitor. Click here to sign up right now and start on your path in the Smash community!

I wish this were satire, but I know it's not

Eyada

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Mar 11, 2008
Messages
186
Location
Utah
Link to original post: [drupal=2637]I wish this were satire, but I know it's not[/drupal]



So I finally stumbled upon Conservapedia.com.

At first, my reaction was "Haha, what a clever satirical website. I might like this even more than the Onion because this website is far more subtle; it's almost like they're being serious. Well played."

But then I kept reading, and they actually are serious.

Their "Article of the Year", on Evolution, is basically a bad joke; I literally laughed out loud several times while going through it. (In fact, the opening sections of that article were largely responsible for my impression of the website as satire.) Eventually though, it stops being funny and instead starts to induce a feeling of bewilderment and pity for the people who actually believe this stuff.

At first, all of the glaring inconsistencies and shameless distortions of the truth were actually kind of amusing. When they quoted Massimo Pigliucci (a prominent advocate of evolutionary theory and ardent critic of Intelligent Design) and twisted his words to make it seem like he thought Evolution was total bunk, I couldn't help but laugh and admire them for having the massive balls it requires to flat-out lie, without any hesitation or shame, about the words of an individual who more-or-less opposes everything that had been said so far in the article.

After awhile though, too much of a good thing is bad, and they pretty much beat the "if we make it seem true, then it is" ploy into the ground, making it lose its initial ironic charm.

Now I'm just left wondering how on earth anyone can buy into this crap. It really makes me question the hope I have for humanity's future.
 

XFadingNirvanaX

Smash Champion
Joined
May 13, 2008
Messages
2,605
Conservapedia makes me want to jump out of a skyscraper.



Now I'm just left wondering how on earth anyone can buy into this crap. It really makes me question the hope I have for humanity's future.
I totally agree.
 

GOD!

Smash Ace
Joined
Dec 30, 2008
Messages
778
Location
Rome, GA
I'm pretty conservative, but that site makes me uneasy.
Those aren't even mainstream conservative beliefs though. I hope people who see this site will understand that the authors are a faction and do not comprise the entire party (or any seat of government anywhere, hopefully).

Plus the whole site looks ugly. When will someone figure out that white and black aren't ascetically pleasing colors?
 

GreenKirby

Smash Master
Joined
Aug 22, 2005
Messages
3,316
Location
The VOID!
NNID
NoName9999
They imply that Obama wasn't born in Hawaii and that the birthers are legit.

That alone should have been to prove it was serious. :O

If you think Conservapedia is ridiculous... you're right. But then again, they get even crazier.

http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project

How this is not satire is beyond me. How they don't see the hypocrisy in editing the word of God to suit what they want it to mean is beyond me.
The NEW Ten Commandments

1. I am Ronald Reagan your God, who brought you out of the land of fake America, out of the house of Carter

2. Do not have any other Presidents before me

3. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of Reagan your God, for Reagan will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.

4. Remember Reagan's birthday and keep it holy.

5. For eight years you shall let the poor labor and do all your work. But the ninth year is a Reaganth to Reagan your God; you shall not do any work—you, your illegitimate son or your daughter of your mistress, your male or female Latino servicemen, your dog that you value above people, or the alien resident in your towns (unless they are illegal in which case, smite them)

6. Honor your father and your mother, so that your days may be long in the land that the Reagan your God is giving you. But if thou parents are liberal, thou shalt disobey them in the holy spirit of small government

7. You shall not murder unless the slain is a commie/homosexual/minority/endangered animal.

7.5: If thou receiveth an abortion, thou hast slain a fetus. And thou must be stoned to death cause the the fetus has a high life value to our Lord Reagan than the children who are already bornth

8. You shall not commit adultery unless your husband/wife is a liberal or thou is a hypocritical Republican politician whost thou hideth behind family values

9. You shall not steal unless the the one thou stole from is of lower class. Then thou shall place a heavier tax burden on them.

10. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor unless thy neighbor is a minority in which thou must bear false witness cause thou must cleanse self of the unsightly.
You shall not covet your neighbors house Cause thy neighbor is rich and thou must pull self up by the boot straps unless thou is a commie.
 
Top Bottom