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i think i may be one of the dumbest brawl smashers in the world..

ScottSadistic

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ok...i meet up at my cousins house with a few other ppl...and we play there once a week. and well, every time...

I am the highlight of the evening. i just do the dumbest **** in the world. a lot of the things i do makes about as much sense as censored porn.

is there anyoneelse who feels my pain?
 

Mazaloth

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I get it, kinda like do random things in the fight like jump off the stage and see how far you can fall before your recovery becomes usless?
 

Kirye

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Edit: I just noticed that I posted this on the wrong thread. XD

So there's my dumb Brawl moment of the day.

Anyway, my biggest problem is using Jiggs rest on someone, killing them, but failing to stay on the ledge when I do it. I usually do it jumping off the ledge. XD
 

mzink*

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yea i do alot of stupid **** . like i mix up my specials and have really dumb suicides sometimes, im usually able to make it up, but people are just like wow lol. ive played a match where all 4 of my lost stocks were stupid suicides lol. i just get sloppy sometimes. also sometimes i do really dumb stuff with items. like throw a bob-omb at one of the exploding boxes when im right next to it. the danger sort of registers in my brain but the impulse to push that button over rides it lol. the rush of a tournament however is suffice enough to make my best game come out, nothing i do in friendlies can match what i am able to do in the heat of a tournament.
 

OmegaXXII

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only thing is... I'm glad i'm not you!!! but yea it sucks when **** like that happens to me especially against a really good opponent which pisses the **** out of me
 

ScottSadistic

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well, sometimes i can make it up...ill give a few examples of what ive done...

lucarios extreme speed...yoshis island...go straight into the side of the stage
halberd...ill run straight into that laser
Pikachu...use thunder when a space animal is above me knowing they will reflect me
Pirate ship...wasnt really my fault, but...i went down through the ship and the bottom of the ship spiked me down(not my fault, but it happened like 2 days ago/


Talk to kyd, he watches this stuff happen
 

The Executive

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Using Snake's Cypher and getting stuck under the stage. A lot. >_>
C4 jumping will prevent this in most cases.

Throw a C4 downward in the air as soon as you reach the height of your flight with the Cypher, and detonate immediately. Your horizontal momentum must be negligible/zero and doing this above 100% is ill-advised, but it prevents major screwups.

My pet peeve is B-sticking Illusions completely unintentionally and falling to death.
 

Rapid_Assassin

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Ever run into a fully charged smash, Falcon punch, Ganon punch, or Ganon utilt? Somehow I manage to do that more than I should. :(
 

S2

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TC, things could be worse. The dumbest smashers are people who show up to tournaments and say dumb things, not to be funny, but because they are serious.

I went to a Brawl tournament where some noob at first was surprised that it was 1v1. Surprised again that there was no items on... but best of all. There were FFA friendlies going on beforehand (since TVs were in short supply) and I was screwing around as DDD. He was dumbfounded I kept winning because quote "Dedede is the worst character in the game. He's slow and his moves suck." I then proceeded to show him firsthand the chainthrow and DDD's edgeguarding potential.

My point being. Even if you're killing yourself, the mark of a huge Smash noob is someone who claims to be awesome, but has virtually no concept of competitive play.
 

Demon Kirby

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I often over or under estimate the angle at which Sonic's Dair goes.

This usually results in me falling off the stage or getting smashed.
 

momochuu

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I do the same thing as Demon Kirby with Zero Suit Samus.
 

Onichi

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As Pit i've run out of jumps and hit a diagonal Special (which dont exist) and get the Angel Ring, instead of Wings of Icarus, then mash up b to try and get the Wings, only to keep the Ring moving. Or accidentally turning around right before pulling up the Mirror shield.

so i feel ya man.
 

ScottSadistic

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TC, things could be worse. The dumbest smashers are people who show up to tournaments and say dumb things, not to be funny, but because they are serious.

I went to a Brawl tournament where some noob at first was surprised that it was 1v1. Surprised again that there was no items on... but best of all. There were FFA friendlies going on beforehand (since TVs were in short supply) and I was screwing around as DDD. He was dumbfounded I kept winning because quote "Dedede is the worst character in the game. He's slow and his moves suck." I then proceeded to show him firsthand the chainthrow and DDD's edgeguarding potential.

My point being. Even if you're killing yourself, the mark of a huge Smash noob is someone who claims to be awesome, but has virtually no concept of competitive play.
well, i never said i was a noob...just that i have done many dumb things b4.

like every time i play actually...-_-
 

J0RDY

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Lol I know what you mean, I have to say I like 1 on 1s more than ffas, but when I do have a casual ffas I do the most ******** things...
 

ROOOOY!

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Ever run into a fully charged smash, Falcon punch, Ganon punch, or Ganon utilt? Somehow I manage to do that more than I should. :(
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momochuu

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It's a guy doing a facepalm...
 

darkhamsterlord

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Every single time I play as Wario with my friends, I just eat his bike, over and over, and over. I always lose, but it's good for a laugh.

Also, during a co-op homerun contest, I ate the bat as Kirby once. I saved the replay.

*sigh* good times..
 

doodmahn

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I get trapped under the lip at final destination with my up B as G&W and overestimate the the hitbox on the dair and get myself sheildgrabbed. A lot. :(
 

Marie_54

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I feel as sad as you do when i see censored porn...



10 char Wow i'm surprised no one joked about the porn thing...
 

Kitamerby

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...I somehow manage to suck at recovering with Squirtle and Zamus, and frequently end up recovering in the wrong direction. I really gotta work on that...

Also, one time I somehow not only ExtremeSpeed'd with Lucario on the ground, but I ended up doing a very strange curve right off the side of the stage. I still won because of the Aura Boost, but I felt REALLY stupid after that.
 

Messiano

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Its ok though at least your playing with your buddys i mean i basically dive down after my friends because we have to see who can footstool someone right before they explode xD
 

SpeedAcE

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LOL @ opening post.

Scott, if I knew you had a topic like this open I would have responded IMMEDIATELY.

I do extremely stupid things sometimes. I usually play well so when I make mistakes my friends laugh excessively and bring it up repeatedly... so much that I want to gag them with used socks that have been used exponentially for cleaning up feces.

I'm really bad about chasing people off the stage. I've done some crazy stuff and gotten back to the stage before, but it's very risky. One of my friends had the audacity and cleverness to lure me off stage, get me to attack him, I miss (lololol), then he survives with UpB while I die. This was on the last stock, btw.
 

orintemple

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I can't play Toon Link seriously because whenever I get my opponent off the edge, I always give in to the tasty looking D-air spike attempt, that usually doesn't work out. Also, I tend to be very aggressive off the edge with Ness, which gets me killed half the time cause Ness' recovery is difficult to deal with.

Most of the time I kill myself it is due to failed spike attempt or general off-edgeguarding.
 

ScottSadistic

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LOL @ opening post.

Scott, if I knew you had a topic like this open I would have responded IMMEDIATELY.

I do extremely stupid things sometimes. I usually play well so when I make mistakes my friends laugh excessively and bring it up repeatedly... so much that I want to gag them with used socks that have been used exponentially for cleaning up feces.

I'm really bad about chasing people off the stage. I've done some crazy stuff and gotten back to the stage before, but it's very risky. One of my friends had the audacity and cleverness to lure me off stage, get me to attack him, I miss (lololol), then he survives with UpB while I die. This was on the last stock, btw.
wow...yeah, u should probably chill with the chasing then...just a little bit...if someone is able to kill u like that
 
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