I never liked Pokemon

[Melomaniacal]

You... do realize we're speaking of the RPG video games, right? o_o




I thank Pokemon for who I am today. Without it, I probably wouldn't be tomboyish, and I'd be fussing over the things most girls my age do. Which I, looking at it from my current perspective, would despise. Thank you, neighbor boys, for introducing me to RBY while I was four. ._.

I figured as much, but the mechanics are similar.

 

[john!]

So I recognize the competitive depth of Pokemon and I'm a fanboy? I've never even played a competitive Pokemon match, I just know the mechanics of the battle system and the amount of knowledge and strategy involved to compete at this game. I'll say it again: you're no better than the SRK losers who assume that Smash can't be competitive because it's a "kiddie game". Talk about closed-minded. Unless you're "trolling" in which case, wow you're such an Internet bad***.

 

[Melomaniacal]

So I recognize the competitive depth of Pokemon and I'm a fanboy? I've never even played a competitive Pokemon match, I just know the mechanics of the battle system and the amount of knowledge and strategy involved to compete at this game. I'll say it again: you're no better than the SRK losers who assume that Smash can't be competitive because it's a "kiddie game". Talk about closed-minded. Unless you're "trolling" in which case, wow you're such an Internet bad***.

Yeesh, dude, I wasn't even trying to troll and you got trolled.

Where have I discredited the Pokemon metagame? And don't quote the original post, because (as I've already explained), that was a joke. I purposely dumbed it down to make it funny, because I'm messing with you. Some people in here seemed to understand that, apparently you didn't. So let me make it more clear:

I was not being serious. I am well aware that Pokemon has deep competitive value. I tried to make that obvious, but it was apparently not obvious enough. I have no bad feelings towards anyone who likes Pokemon, and I am not actually "waging war" on Pokemon. It was supposed to be a funny way to poke fun at Pokemon fans. All in good fun, friendly, etc, etc. And when I said how easy it would be to troll Pokemon fanboys, I was merely making an observation at how you were already getting worked up over nothing.

There. Relaaaaax.
Last time I try to jokingly tease anyone on the blogs.

Oh, and about trolling:
No, this wasn't me trolling because I assumed that everyone would understand that this was meant to be... not serious. Sorry.

 

[john!]

Crap, this is why I need to use quotes. I was talking to Mewter actually, except for the fanboy part. Sorry...

 

[woopyfrood]

Pokemon is the zombie franchise.

You will die before it does.

 

[CRASHiC]

Words of wisdom from the shah

 

[woopyfrood]

I'm the official Shah of SWF.

 

[x After Dawn x]

last time i tried clicking this thread link, the boards gave me an error

why? cause it's impossible not to have liked pokemon at some point

 

[Pluvia]

Pokemon is the zombie franchise.

You will die before it does.

It's nowhere near a zombie franchise. It doesn't even have anything about it that qualifies as a zombie franchise.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Maybe OP should stop complaining because he was rejected as a child because he didn't like Pokemon.

 

[Melomaniacal]

Maybe OP should stop complaining because he was rejected as a child because he didn't like Pokemon.

Maybe you should fist fight me to the death. I'm, like, 6'8", I'll beat your ***.

 

[x After Dawn x]

lol just because you're 6'8" and you can fight, doesn't mean you had friends or weren't rejected.

 

[Melomaniacal]

lol just because you're 6'8" and you can fight, doesn't mean you had friends or weren't rejected.

Uh... yes it does.

 

[Mewter]

trolling

Kind of but not really.

More like going on a rant while expressing the opposite of my actual opinion.

 

[TheOriginalSmasher]

How can you hate Pokemon? It has the greatest plot elements of any game ever!


Take Red and Blue for example.

Red is forced to detour around the entire ****ing country because some jack*** has quarantined Saffron City and blocked off all access to it, effectively shutting down the biggest major crossroad of Kanto, simply because he's thirsty.

It is Red's responsibility as Pokemon Master to bring this man a nice refreshing drink, but little does he know, Kanto doesn't have any drinkable liquids anywhere in the entire region other than one place.

The top floor of the Celadon department store.

Will Red make it to the top floor? Will he free Saffron from the evil tyranny of the thirsty man? Will he figure out the conspiracy behind the hoarding of refreshments in the Celadon department store?

Find out next time... on POKEMON.

>TO BE CONTINUED​

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