Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[Fluttershy]

*Doesn't know that many Melee players

 

[Luig]

S2J sprains his ankle while running away from Ken.

Oh, the irony of run speed....

 

[Smudges]

Just realized, we forgot to include Borp on this list

 

[Natz~]

*in the same boat as random person and is just waiting around trying to not act like a fool*

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Your always a fool katt

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Night 4

Spoiler

Shroomed receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Armada, S2J, and Wobbles discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Silent Wolf convinces M2K to snuggle with him. (welp, here's ship number 4)

Green Ranger attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Ken attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Mango tries to treat his infection.

The Feast

Spoiler

Wobbles sobs while gripping a photo of his friends and family. (......awww )

S2J steals M2K's memoirs. (wow, what a jerk. Will M2K get his sweet revenge?)...

Spoiler

I HOPE SO! Get 'im, M2K!

Mango decides not to go to The Feast.

Green Ranger and Shroomed decide to work together to get more supplies.

Ken decides not to go to The Feast.

Silent Wolf decides not to go to The Feast.

Armada decides not to go to The Feast.

Day 5

Spoiler

S2J receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. (Don't pull an Axe and get yourself exploded!)

Silent Wolf searches for a water source.

Green Ranger runs away from Shroomed.

Ken attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death. (Bro....seriously?)

Mango practices his archery.

M2K picks flowers.

Armada chases Wobbles.

Fallen Tributes

Spoiler

Ken
District 9

Who's left?

Spoiler

1: Armada and Mango
3: Mew2King
5: Silent Wolf
6: Shroomed
7: S2J
8: Wobbles
12: Green Ranger

 

[Natz~]

thats because i have such a foolishly foolish brother who surpasses the ranks of foolishness of being a fool to follow

 

[Smudges]

Ken attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death. (Bro....seriously?)

I thought ken was on that show "Survivor"
What a fraud

 

[Luig]

Ken attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death. (Bro....seriously?)

We tech those

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I want to feel sorry for him, but dying by tree is too pathetic to not laugh at.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I thought ken was on that show "Survivor"
What a fraud

He only got 5th place though

 

[Kneutronic]

"King of Smash?"

Yeah... Smashing his head, maybe...

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

I thought ken was on that show "Survivor"
What a fraud

He was seen as a weak player physically on his season by a few people. His strategic game was solid, but at the final 5 he choked in the immunity challenge, and eventual Sole Survivor Bob won that challenge instead. Ken was eliminated that very episode.

 

[Natz~]

*still completely lost at all of this*

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Night 5

Spoiler

Green Ranger and M2K threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die. (LOL this NEVER works )

Mango is awoken by nightmares.

Armada, Silent Wolf, and S2J sleep in shifts.

Shroomed and Wobbles sleep in shifts.

Day 6

Spoiler

S2J and Armada hunt for other tributes.

Mango overhears Shroomed and Wobbles talking in the distance.

Silent Wolf receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Fallen Tributes

Spoiler

Green Ranger
District 12

M2K
District 3 (RIP )

Who's Left?

Spoiler

1: Armada and Mango
5: Silent Wolf
6: Shroomed
7: S2J
8: Wobbles

Well, since M2K's gone, I'm cheering for Shroomed now. He deserves the win.

 

[Kneutronic]

Green Ranger and M2K threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die. (LOL this NEVER works )

lol m2k.

Welp, guess I'll join Hat on rooting for Shroomed.

 

[Fluttershy]

The only two I know of that are still alive are Armada and Mango..

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Go Shroomed!

 

[Luig]

Remember kids, eat your mangos.

 

[Kneutronic]

The only two I know of that are still alive are Armada and Mango..

Yep. Two Gods remain. And they're in the same district!

 

[Smudges]

Shroomed and Wobbles, oh yeah.
But Shroomed gonna get taken down soon. Probably by Silent Wolf.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Night 6

Spoiler

Shroomed, Silent Wolf, S2J, Armada, and Mango sleep in shifts.

Wobbles sees a fire, but stays hidden.

So.......Wobbles vs. everybody else? That's pretty.....interesting.

Day 7

Spoiler

Armada receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Wobbles collects fruit from a tree.

Silent Wolf, Shroomed, and Mango track down and kill S2J.

Spoiler

HOORAY! M2K has been avenged!

Fallen Tributes

Spoiler

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

S2J
District 7

Who's Left?

Spoiler

I present to you.... OUR FINAL FIVE!

1: Armada and Mango
5: Silent Wolf
6: Shroomed
8: Wobbles

 

[Kneutronic]

Bye S2J.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Night 7

Spoiler

Mango receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Wobbles dies from hypothermia. (Shoulda kept that fire goin...)

Shroomed decapitates Silent Wolf with a sword. (I've never had a player reach the double digits in kills before....this guy did it.)

Armada dies from an infection. (and then there was one GoM...)

THE FINAL TWO!!!

Spoiler

SHROOMED vs. MANGOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[Smudges]

Nvm, Shroomed, you da man!
Upset, pls.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Damn shroome is a monster

 

[Kneutronic]

Wow, I feel like this is an actual Melee Tournament...

I don't know who to root for! I like Shroomed, but Mango's also a great player!

 

[Fluttershy]

Wait.. I thought everyone mained Fox in Melee
This match could have been Final destination, No items, Fox only

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

It's time for......the final results......

Day 8: The Finals.........
The winner is.......

Spoiler

Mango decapitates Shroomed with a sword.


IT'S AN UPSET! Congratulations, Joseph "Mango" Marquez! You are our Melee All-Star Hunger Games WINNER!

More details to come...

 

[Kneutronic]

It's time for......the final results......

Day 8: The Finals.........
The winner is.......

Spoiler

Mango decapitates Shroomed with a sword.


IT'S AN UPSET! Congratulations, Joseph "Mango" Marquez! You are our Melee All-Star Hunger Games WINNER!

The GOAT.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Mang0 won?

How realistic!

 

[Smudges]

Poor Shroomed.
He fought so hard, and got so far. But in the end, it didn't even matter.

 

[Fluttershy]

We should do a Smash 4 Theme.. but then again XeRo would probably win that as well

 

[Kneutronic]

This was probably the most realistic simulation I've ever seen.

 

[Luig]

I have an idea.
It's dumb, but it just might be dumb enough to work.

What about the mlg memes go up against each other?
Like

Shrek
Shaq
Doritos
Mountain Dew
Comic Sans MS
Xxx_MLG_Noscoper_Xxx
Dat ain't falco
The Illuminati!

And many more...

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Placements

Spoiler

Winner: Mango- District 1- 2 Kills
2nd: Shroomed- District 6- 10 Kills
3rd: Armada- District 1
4th: Silent Wolf- District 5- 4 Kills
5th: Wobbles- District 8
6th: S2J- District 7
7th: Mew2King- District 3
8th: Green Ranger- District 12- 3 Kills
9th: Ken- District 9
10th: Dr. Peepee- District 3- 1 Kill
11th: Amsa- District 8
12th: Kage- District 11
13th: PC Chris- District 9
14th: Hax- District 6
15th: Chillindude- District 10
16th: Hungrybox- District 2
17th: MacD- District 7- 1 Kill
18th: Axe- District 4
19th: DJ Nintendo- District 10
20th: Bizzarro Flame- District 12
21st: Westballz- District 4
22nd: Leffen- District 2
23rd: Abate- District 11
24th: Plup- District 5

Highlights

Spoiler

The Bloodbath
No deaths occurred.

Day 1
Shroomed sets an explosive off, killing Plup, Abate, Leffen and Westballz.

Night 1
MacD severely slices Bizzarro Flame with a sword.
DJN accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.
Axe accidently steps on a landmine.

Day 2
MacD attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death.
Hbox dies of dysentery.

Night 2
Silent Wolf ambushes Chillin and kills him.
Shroomed decapitates Hax with a sword.

Day 3
No deaths occurred.

Night 3
PPMD throws a knife into PC Chris's head.

Day 4
Green Ranger, Silent Wolf, and Shroomed successfully ambush and kill Kage, Amsa, and PPMD.

Night 4
No deaths occurred.

The Feast
No deaths occurred.

Day 5
Ken attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death.

Night 5
Green Ranger and M2K threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.

Day 6
No deaths occurred.

Night 6
No deaths occurred.

Day 7
Silent Wolf, Shroomed, and Mango track down and kill S2J.

Night 7
Wobbles dies from hypothermia.
Shroomed decapitates Silent Wolf with a sword.
Armada dies from an infection.

Day 8
Mango decapitates Shroomed with a sword.
The winner is Mango from District 1!

District Placements

Spoiler

1. District 1
2. District 6
3. District 5
4. District 8
5. District 7
6. District 3
7. District 12
8. District 9
9. District 11
10. District 10
11. District 2
12. District 4

Season code and URL

Spoiler

uJY2cplS
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=uJY2cplS

Luig Don't forget the airhorn!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

SOMEONE I WAS ROOTING FOR FINALLY WON!

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY TIME SPENT IN THIS THREAD!

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

I'm honestly happy that the upset happened now that I think about it! A Shroomed win would've been a lot more boring and predictable.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Mango winning makes lots of sense IMO.

I mean, EVO and all.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Mango winning makes lots of sense IMO.

I mean, EVO and all.

Armada won EVO 2015 though...