Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[GreenMonkey]

*dead too*

you'll have to read through the latest couple of pages, i've given the minimal amount of attention possible because i've got nothing to give

*dead as well*

Well since we're both dead I suppose I'll pay little attention as well~

In all honesty tho, there really isn't any horrible villain that I absolutely hate.

 

[Deleted member]

Jar Jar Binks?

 

[Natz~]

i 100% agree...
he must die, horribly

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Terrible villains?
I vote for The Stoopid Unikorn

Nice one, Smudges

Better watch your back, buddy, because it's gonna get stabbed.

 

[Natz~]

Nice one, Smudges

Better watch your back, buddy, because it's gonna get stabbed.

if your the terrible villain does that make me the badass sidekick

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Having taken several suggestions and put in some additions of my own choice, The Terrible Characters sim is finally here! It ranges from incompetent villains to characters who are just plain badly written, or otherwise at least star in something considered terrible!

Spoiler

District 1
Jar Jar Binks
Donte
District 2
Johnny Test
Evil Sunset Shimmer
District 3
Calander Man
Kite-Man


District 4
Sparky
Anti-Poof
District 5
Lyric
Princess Elise
District 6
Chompy Mage (Skylanders)
Terrormisu (Wario: Master of Disguise)


District 7
Scrappy Doo
Teen Titans GO Robin
District 8
Alfe (Problem Solverz)
Zavok
District 9
Willie Wumpa Cheeks (Crash Bandicoot)
Ozzie (Chrono Trigger)


District 10
Modern Mr. Krabs
Ludo (He's from Star VS the Forces of Evil. He's one of the most incompetent villains you'll ever see)
District 11
Modern Spongebob
Chloe (Fairly Odd Parents)
District 12
Bella Swan
Dex Dogdective (most cringey-character on the entire list, and that's why he's here)

This one might have to take a break in the middle of it all because I have to eat in dinner a bit. I'll make as much progress with it as I can until then, though!

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

I hope SO MUCH that Bella Swan is the first to go. She's so........ick

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The Bloodbath:

Spoiler

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Scrappy Doo runs away from the Cornucopia.

Chompy Mage runs away from the Cornucopia.

Modern Mr. Krabs runs away from the Cornucopia.

Chloe grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.

Kite-Man runs away from the Cornucopia.

Terrormisu runs away from the Cornucopia.

Zavok grabs a sword.

Johnny Test runs into the cornucopia and hides.

Ozzie runs away from the Cornucopia.

Lyric runs away from the Cornucopia.

Dex Dogdective runs away from the Cornucopia.

Princess Elise runs away from the Cornucopia.

Bella Swan and Donte fight for a bag. Donte gives up and retreats.

Willie Wumpa Cheeks runs away from the Cornucopia.

Alfe runs away from the Cornucopia.

Calander Man runs away from the Cornucopia.

Anti-Poof sets an explosive off, killing Teen Titans GO Robin, Sparky, and Jar Jar Binks.

Ludo runs away from the Cornucopia.

Evil Sunset Shimmer runs away from the Cornucopia.

Modern Spongebob takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

Ah come on, that's three of the most awful characters dead already! It's a blessing and a curse I suppose.

Day 1:

Spoiler

Evil Sunset Shimmer attacks Kite-Man, but he manages to escape.

Princess Elise thinks about home.

Ozzie begs for Zavok to kill him. He refuses, keeping Ozzie alive.

Bella Swan steals from Modern Mr. Krabs while he isn't looking. (Oh gosh, I hope she didn't steal any money from him, she's absolute dead meat if she hit his berserk button....on second thought, I really hope what she stole was money)

Donte tries to sleep through the entire day.

Calander Man injures himself.

Chloe collects fruit from a tree.

Dex Dogdective defeats Lyric in a fight, but spares his life.

Terrormisu receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Modern Spongebob discovers a river.

Alfe camouflauges himself in the bushes.

Scrappy Doo travels to higher ground.

Anti-Poof steals from Johnny Test while he isn't looking. (Anti-poof is staying in his evil bland character)

Ludo fishes.

Chompy Mage tries to sleep through the entire day.

Willie Wumpa Cheeks camouflauges himself in the bushes.

 

[Blossom ✿]

In the previous games, we were rooting for someone to win. Here, I want the characters I like the least to lose.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Teen Titans GO Robin
District 7

Sparky
District 4

Jar Jar Binks
District 1

It is now Night 1:

Spoiler

Anti-Poof, Willie Wumpa Cheeks, Modern Mr. Krabs, and Ludo tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood. (Mr. Krabs could be telling them about the time Spongebob and Patrick used that invisible spray. Does that count?)

Ozzie attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Donte climbs a tree to rest.

Scrappy Doo receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Princess Elise thinks about home.

Chloe receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Alfe kills Modern Spongebob with a sickle. (character from a cancelled terrible show kills a character from a show that's been around for way too long. Alfe is actually probably trying to help Spongebob by ending his show.)

Kite-Man and Terrormisu run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

Johnny Test and Evil Sunset Shimmer tell stories about themselves to each other. (Sunset is probably bored or annoyed beyond all reason right now)

Dex Dogdective dies from hypothermia. (Good riddance.)

Bella Swan kills Zavok as he tries to run. (She can't die soon enough.)

Calander Man begs for Chompy Mage to kill him. He refuses, keeping Calander Man alive.

Lyric starts a fire.

It is now Day 2:

Spoiler

Scrappy Doo discovers a cave.

Ozzie tends to Calander Man's wounds.

Kite-Man goes hunting.

Donte constructs a shack.

Johnny Test discovers a river.

Ludo camouflauges himself in the bushes.

Chloe searches for a water source.

Modern Mr. Krabs sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Lyric chases Terrormisu. (Good thing Mr. Krabs avoided his fire.)

Alfe sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Chompy Mage attacks Willie Wumpa Cheeks, but he manages to escape.

Princess Elise, Evil Sunset Shimmer, and Anti-Poof get into a fight. Princess Elise triumphantly kills them both. (Rather unfortunate for Sunset, and I know someone who really won't be happy about it, but hey, at least the most bland villain on FoP is dead as well. )

Bella Swan receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

RIP Jar Jar. You will certainly be missed........lol who am I kidding?

 

[Blossom ✿]

Dex Dogdective dies from hypothermia. (Good riddance.)

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
All that's left is to take care of is Bella and Alfe for good (anything having to do with Problem Solverz deserves to get the ax).

 

[Kneutronic]

Glad Jar Jar died the first day.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Arena Event

A monstrous hurricane wreaks havoc on the arena.

Spoiler

Donte tries to save Scrappy Doo from being sucked into the hurricane, only to be sucked in as well.

Terrormisu pushes Calander Man into an incoming boulder.

Chompy Mage survives.

Ludo survives.

Bella Swan is sucked into the hurricane. (Hooray!)

Alfe survives. (Damn it.)

Modern Mr. Krabs tries to save Ozzie from being sucked into the hurricane, only to be sucked in as well.

Kite-Man survives. (ISN'T HE SUPPOSED TO BE AN AIRBORN VILLAIN? How did he sur-oh, forget it...)

Chloe is sucked into the hurricane. (Hooray again!)

Johnny Test survives. (DAMN IT.)

Willie Wumpa Cheeks is incapacitated by flying debris and dies.

Lyric is incapacitated by flying debris and dies.

Princess Elise is sucked into the hurricane.

Sheesh. Lots of deaths here. This one might go faster than I thought.

15 cannon shots can be heard in the distance. Good Lord.

Spoiler

Modern Spongebob
District 11

Dex Dogdective
District 12

Zavok
District 8

Evil Sunset Shimmer
District 2

Anti-Poof
District 4

Donte
District 1

Scrappy Doo
District 7

Calander Man
District 3

Bella Swan
District 12

Modern Mr. Krabs
District 10

Ozzie
District 9

Chloe
District 11

Willie Wumpa Cheeks
District 9

Lyric
District 5

Princess Elise
District 5

You know, it must be really telling of how awful these characters are, when the RNG itself kills off so many of them this quickly.

It is now Night 2: (We barely got past the second day and we're already down to a mere six tributes.....)

Spoiler

Terrormisu starts a fire.

Kite-Man and Chompy Mage sleep in shifts.

Alfe silently snaps Ludo's neck.

Johnny Test looks at the night sky.

I'm legitimately scared either Johnny or Alfe will win this.

EDIT: I now need to go on break for a bit....sorry for the interruption. I'll be back with the end results in a bit!

 

[Kneutronic]

GEEZ!

...Well, Bella's dead, too. I don't care who wins, now.

 

[Blossom ✿]

Holy... so many deaths.

Bella Swan is sucked into the hurricane. (Hooray!)

Yes! All is go--

Alfe survives. (Damn it.)

Noooooo...

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Thankfully I only saw one episode of Problem Solverz, so I don't know how bad it is....it's probably horrible tho.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

One more post until my break since it's almost done.

The Feast.

Spoiler

Terrormisu bashes Chompy Mage's head against a rock several times.

Johnny Test sets an explosive off, killing Kite-Man. (DAMN IT!)

Alfe decides not to go to The Feast. (See above.)

It is now Day 3:

Spoiler

Johnny Test overhears Alfe and Terrormisu talking in the distance.

And nothing of significance happens. Great.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

I was rooting for Chompy Mage, simply because his name is over the top

Oh well, RIP I guess

 

[A10theHero]

Terrormisu bashes Chompy Mage's head against a rock several times.

You don't know how happy I am for this.

If you're curious, have a glimpse of his first appearance in Skylanders Giants:

 

[Fluttershy]

Shimmy either way Evil Sunset is already dead. She was killed by Twilight in a sense and is now one of the best characters in MLP

 

[GreenMonkey]

I know none of the characters there except for Spongebob, Mr. Krabs, and Bella.

And I love Bella.

Why do you guys hate Bella?

 

[Mythra]

My bets are on Mr. Whipcrack

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

I know none of the characters there except for Spongebob, Mr. Krabs, and Bella.

And I love Bella.

Why do you guys hate Bella?

Offensively boring and painfully indecisive, to put it bluntly. I just simply find her personality to not be fun at all.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I have returned from the grave to give the living simulations.

I'm sorry for the wait everyone....

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Ludo
District 10

Chompy Mage
District 6

Kite-Man

District 3

It is now Night 3.

Spoiler

Johnny Test questions his sanity. (Shocker. )

Alfe questions his sanity. (Equally shocking. )

Terrormisu sets up camp for the night.

Day 4 and Night 4: The day of yet more boring and pointless stuff.

Spoiler

Terrormisu constructs a shack.

Johnny Test questions his sanity. (How long is he gonna keep this up, anyway?)

Alfe goes hunting.

We follow this up with:

Johnny Test screams for help.

Alfe quietly hums.

Terrormisu tries to treat her infection.

No cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

It is now Day 5. And boy, does something big happen today:

Spoiler

Alfe sprains his ankle while running away from Johnny Test.

Terrormisu dies from hypothermia. (.....Well ****.)

It's a showdown between two awful characters from two really bad shows. Who will emerge victorious?

 

[GreenMonkey]

Offensively boring and painfully indecisive, to put it bluntly. I just simply find her personality to not be fun at all.

Ah, I hear many people complaining about her personality.

Personally, I don't see the problem with it~

Then again, I love Twilight to death, so opinions are obviously a bit biased over here

 

[Blossom ✿]

Alfe sprains his ankle while running away from Johnny Test.

Terrormisu dies from hypothermia. (.....Well ****.)

Oh no... to be honest, I'd rather have Johnny win because at least he doesn't look like an abomination.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Ah, I hear many people complaining about her personality.

Personally, I don't see the problem with it~

Then again, I love Twilight to death, so opinions are obviously a bit biased over here

Ah ok.

Well, I guess I'll cheer for.....Johnny? Cuz there were a *few* funny moments that I can remember from the show, albeit few and far between. Problem Solverz is just.....awful.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

Terrormisu
District 6

Here we go, it is now Night 5....

Spoiler

Johnny Test accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it. (UGH!)

Oh hey, would you look there, the ugliest tribute of all survived. The winner is Alfe from District 8..... three cheers for Alfe....

 

[Kneutronic]

...I don't even know who Alfe is.

 

[Blossom ✿]

Like seriously if Alfe wins, I'll be very disappoi--

Johnny Test accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it. (UGH!)
Oh hey, would you look there, the ugliest tribute of all has won. Three cheers for Alfe....

 

[LoneKonWolf]

. . . well. . . that was . . . something

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Well.......that ending sucked. How tragic that Alfe ends up winning, and Johnny making final 2 as well...gross.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Really RNG?

You kill off all those other awful characters only to let one of the worst ones of all win?

...I don't even know who Alfe is.

Look up The Problem Solverz. It was very short-lived Cartoon Network cartoon, Alfe was one of the main characters.

Although if you value your vision I wouldn't recommend it.

 

[Blossom ✿]

RNG sucks. With that said, that game was rather short, much shorter than any of the previous ones. Although, that might have to do with the fact that over half the tributes died in a single event.

Look up The Problem Solverz. It was very short-lived Cartoon Network cartoon, Alfe was one of the main characters.

Although if you value your vision I wouldn't recommend it.

The best way to describe Problem Solverz is that it's pretty much a seizure waiting to happen.

 

[Kneutronic]

Look up The Problem Solverz. It was very short-lived Cartoon Network cartoon, Alfe was one of the main characters.

Although if you value your vision I wouldn't recommend it.

The best way to describe Problem Solverz is that it's pretty much a seizure waiting to happen.

... ...

It's stuff like this that makes me veer away from cartoons these days, no matter how good people say they are.

One day I should get out of that little shell I'm in, though, and explore.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

... ...

It's stuff like this that makes me veer away from cartoons these days, no matter how good people say they are.

One day I should get out of that little shell I'm in, though, and explore.

I can't blame you. Right now CN and Nickelodeon seem to have it the worst, and since those two have been pretty much the biggest cartoon channels on TV (most animated Disney cartoons are on it's XD channel nowadays) for years now, it stings hard. I will say that I personally enjoy Adventure Time, Steven Universe as well as Regular Show, but most of it's other current programs are, without any doubts, terrible, and that's just sugar-coating it.

I still personally recommend giving Gravity Falls a watch above all else if you get around to trying any newer cartoons sometime.

 

[A10theHero]

I updated the second post on this thread. I was slow.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

so not a single simulation in 3 days. . . guess the novelty wore off

 

[KingofPhantoms]

To be fair, it usually takes a decent amount of time to set them up. And to mull over new theme ideas, too..

I do have a few other ideas in mind myself, so I might get to one either tonight or tomorrow.