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Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat
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KingofPhantoms
The Spook Factor
It begins!
The Bloodbath:
Day 1:
The Bloodbath:
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
Blendin Blandin runs away from the Cornucopia.
Pacifica Northwest runs away from the Cornucopia.
Mabel Pines runs away from the Cornucopia.
Soos takes a handful of throwing knives.
Bill Cipher takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
Rarity snatches a bottle and a rag.
Princess Luna runs away from the Cornucopia.
Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer fight for a bag. Twilight Sparkle gives up and retreats. (Oh hey, the fact that ti's these two fighting is pretty neat.)
Toby Determined runs away from the Cornucopia.
Grunkle Stan clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
Applejack runs away from the Cornucopia.
Wendy Corduroy runs away from the Cornucopia.
Princess Celestia takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
Rainbow Dash takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
Spike runs away from the Cornucopia.
Dipper Pines throws a knife into Gideon Gleeful's chest. (Oh pfft. If things were that easy in the show it would have ended a lot sooner....)
Pinkie Pie runs away from the Cornucopia.
Apple Bloom runs away from the Cornucopia.
Discord runs away from the Cornucopia.
Old Man McGucket and Fluttershy fight for a bag. Old Man McGucket gives up and retreats. (Sheesh. Beware the nice ones, much?)
Rumble McSkirmish runs away from the Cornucopia. (WINNERS DON'T RUN.....wait that's not what he says....still makes him a sudden coward, though)
Blendin Blandin runs away from the Cornucopia.
Pacifica Northwest runs away from the Cornucopia.
Mabel Pines runs away from the Cornucopia.
Soos takes a handful of throwing knives.
Bill Cipher takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
Rarity snatches a bottle and a rag.
Princess Luna runs away from the Cornucopia.
Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer fight for a bag. Twilight Sparkle gives up and retreats. (Oh hey, the fact that ti's these two fighting is pretty neat.)
Toby Determined runs away from the Cornucopia.
Grunkle Stan clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
Applejack runs away from the Cornucopia.
Wendy Corduroy runs away from the Cornucopia.
Princess Celestia takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
Rainbow Dash takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
Spike runs away from the Cornucopia.
Dipper Pines throws a knife into Gideon Gleeful's chest. (Oh pfft. If things were that easy in the show it would have ended a lot sooner....)
Pinkie Pie runs away from the Cornucopia.
Apple Bloom runs away from the Cornucopia.
Discord runs away from the Cornucopia.
Old Man McGucket and Fluttershy fight for a bag. Old Man McGucket gives up and retreats. (Sheesh. Beware the nice ones, much?)
Rumble McSkirmish runs away from the Cornucopia. (WINNERS DON'T RUN.....wait that's not what he says....still makes him a sudden coward, though)
Day 1:
Soos, Princess Celestia, Blendin Blandin, and Rarity hunt for other tributes.
Apple Bloom questions her sanity.
Twilight Sparkle picks flowers.
Applejack sprains her ankle while running away from Bill Cipher.
Fluttershy sprains her ankle while running away from Spike.
Old Man McGucket tends to Pacifica Northwest's wounds.
Rainbow Dash, Sunset Shimmer, Discord, and Pinkie Pie hunt for other tributes.
Dipper Pines thinks about home.
Grunkle Stan sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Mabel Pines searches for firewood.
Rumble McSkirmish and Princess Luna hunt for other tributes.
Toby Determined severely injures Wendy Corduroy, but puts her out of her misery. (Jeez. I guess that's what she gets for crushing his dreams and never calling him "Bodacious T".
Apple Bloom questions her sanity.
Twilight Sparkle picks flowers.
Applejack sprains her ankle while running away from Bill Cipher.
Fluttershy sprains her ankle while running away from Spike.
Old Man McGucket tends to Pacifica Northwest's wounds.
Rainbow Dash, Sunset Shimmer, Discord, and Pinkie Pie hunt for other tributes.
Dipper Pines thinks about home.
Grunkle Stan sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Mabel Pines searches for firewood.
Rumble McSkirmish and Princess Luna hunt for other tributes.
Toby Determined severely injures Wendy Corduroy, but puts her out of her misery. (Jeez. I guess that's what she gets for crushing his dreams and never calling him "Bodacious T".
A10theHero
SSJ Fraud
Toby ain't takin' no crap no more!
A10theHero
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LoneKonWolf
Lazy Lonely Lurker☕
you know. . . given how the bloodbaths rarely have any deaths. . . i wonder why their always called bloodbaths. . .
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
I'M ****ING CRYING!!!
KingofPhantoms
The Spook Factor
It's funny because Gideon is a terrible person.
Fallen Tributes 1
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Gideon Gleeful
District 6
Wendy Corduroy
District 3
Night 1
Sunset Shimmer and Pacifica Northwest sleep in shifts.
Dipper Pines attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
Rumble McSkirmish sets up camp for the night.
Grunkle Stan questions his sanity.
Princess Celestia screams for help.
Mabel Pines cooks her food before putting her fire out.
Rarity and Rainbow Dash sleep in shifts.
Old Man McGucket loses sight of where he is.
Twilight Sparkle and Apple Bloom talk about the tributes still alive.
Discord cries himself to sleep. (Since when was he such a wuss? He might be really worried about Fluttershy, that's my guess.)
Princess Luna, Pinkie Pie, and Applejack get into a fight. Pinkie Pie triumphantly kills them both. (WHA......WHY.....PINKIE, WHAT THE HELL?)
Soos and Blendin Blandin fight Bill Cipher and Toby Determined. Soos and Blendin Blandin survive. (Even Toby's one moment of success, which involved a brutal murder, was quickly cut short. Once and for all this time. Sorry Toby. You're still a loser.)
Spike receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Fluttershy is awoken by nightmares. (First Discord's crying, now Fluttershy has a rough night trying to sleep. I'm feeling a bit sad for them.....
Dipper Pines attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
Rumble McSkirmish sets up camp for the night.
Grunkle Stan questions his sanity.
Princess Celestia screams for help.
Mabel Pines cooks her food before putting her fire out.
Rarity and Rainbow Dash sleep in shifts.
Old Man McGucket loses sight of where he is.
Twilight Sparkle and Apple Bloom talk about the tributes still alive.
Discord cries himself to sleep. (Since when was he such a wuss? He might be really worried about Fluttershy, that's my guess.)
Princess Luna, Pinkie Pie, and Applejack get into a fight. Pinkie Pie triumphantly kills them both. (WHA......WHY.....PINKIE, WHAT THE HELL?)
Soos and Blendin Blandin fight Bill Cipher and Toby Determined. Soos and Blendin Blandin survive. (Even Toby's one moment of success, which involved a brutal murder, was quickly cut short. Once and for all this time. Sorry Toby. You're still a loser.)
Spike receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Fluttershy is awoken by nightmares. (First Discord's crying, now Fluttershy has a rough night trying to sleep. I'm feeling a bit sad for them.....
Day 2: The day where nothing of particular interest occurs.
Dipper Pines receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Spike diverts Old Man McGucket's attention and runs away.
Mabel Pines, Apple Bloom, Grunkle Stan, Discord, and Princess Celestia hunt for other tributes. (At least Stan and Mabel got to meet up for now.)
Sunset Shimmer fishes.
Rainbow Dash sprains her ankle while running away from Soos.
Pinkie Pie discovers a cave.
Rarity and Fluttershy split up to search for resources.
Rumble McSkirmish tries to sleep through the entire day.
Pacifica Northwest makes a slingshot. (Thata girl!)
Twilight Sparkle receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Blendin Blandin searches for a water source.
Spike diverts Old Man McGucket's attention and runs away.
Mabel Pines, Apple Bloom, Grunkle Stan, Discord, and Princess Celestia hunt for other tributes. (At least Stan and Mabel got to meet up for now.)
Sunset Shimmer fishes.
Rainbow Dash sprains her ankle while running away from Soos.
Pinkie Pie discovers a cave.
Rarity and Fluttershy split up to search for resources.
Rumble McSkirmish tries to sleep through the entire day.
Pacifica Northwest makes a slingshot. (Thata girl!)
Twilight Sparkle receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Blendin Blandin searches for a water source.
LoneKonWolf
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i don't really get these jokes in context, but they are still funny
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A10theHero
SSJ Fraud
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
These cupcakes don't make themselves
I imagined this and laughed hard for some reason
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
We'll find that out next month
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Spiciest of Guacamoles
And by Toby, of all people
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KingofPhantoms
The Spook Factor
... I knew at least one of you were going to bring something like those things up....These cupcakes don't make themselves
You really can't blame him for it, though.
Fallen Tributes 2
4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Princess Luna
District 11
Applejack
District 8
Bill Cipher (Why'd he have to go already?)
District 6
And last, and most certainly the least, the loser in death:
Toby Determined
District 4
Night 2
Pinkie Pie shoots an arrow at Soos, but misses and kills Apple Bloom instead. (Pinkie's turned bloodthirsty. This is really bad.)
Rarity fends Twilight Sparkle, Pacifica Northwest, and Sunset Shimmer away from her fire. (Even Twilight Sparkle? Way to still keep to your belief in friendship, Rarity....)
Spike stays awake all night.
Rumble McSkirmish cooks his food before putting his fire out.
Princess Celestia fends Dipper Pines, Old Man McGucket, and Mabel Pines away from her fire. (And now Tia too. There really is no friendship here.)
Blendin Blandin thinks about winning.
Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Grunkle Stan, and Discord tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood. (Stan is surrounded by Pegasai and one really weird creature. Eh, he's seen weirder things in his life, right?)
Rarity fends Twilight Sparkle, Pacifica Northwest, and Sunset Shimmer away from her fire. (Even Twilight Sparkle? Way to still keep to your belief in friendship, Rarity....)
Spike stays awake all night.
Rumble McSkirmish cooks his food before putting his fire out.
Princess Celestia fends Dipper Pines, Old Man McGucket, and Mabel Pines away from her fire. (And now Tia too. There really is no friendship here.)
Blendin Blandin thinks about winning.
Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Grunkle Stan, and Discord tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood. (Stan is surrounded by Pegasai and one really weird creature. Eh, he's seen weirder things in his life, right?)
Day 3
Rainbow Dash receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Sunset Shimmer bashes Mabel Pines's head in with a mace. (....considering how Mabel turned her back on unicorns after one proved really nasty to her, this could have some deeper meaning behind it...)
Twilight Sparkle receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Soos stalks Grunkle Stan. (Oh my God this is so accurate it's almost frightening.)
Dipper Pines begs for Blendin Blandin to kill him. He refuses, keeping Dipper Pines alive. (...he must not feel he has something to live for without his sister....)
Pinkie Pie constructs a shack.
Rarity, Princess Celestia, and Pacifica Northwest hunt for other tributes.
Discord forces Fluttershy to kill Old Man McGucket or Spike. She decides to kill Spike. (WHA.......maybe I shouldn't question this one....)
Rumble McSkirmish is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Sunset Shimmer bashes Mabel Pines's head in with a mace. (....considering how Mabel turned her back on unicorns after one proved really nasty to her, this could have some deeper meaning behind it...)
Twilight Sparkle receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Soos stalks Grunkle Stan. (Oh my God this is so accurate it's almost frightening.)
Dipper Pines begs for Blendin Blandin to kill him. He refuses, keeping Dipper Pines alive. (...he must not feel he has something to live for without his sister....)
Pinkie Pie constructs a shack.
Rarity, Princess Celestia, and Pacifica Northwest hunt for other tributes.
Discord forces Fluttershy to kill Old Man McGucket or Spike. She decides to kill Spike. (WHA.......maybe I shouldn't question this one....)
Rumble McSkirmish is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
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The Stoopid Unikorn
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How do you drive Bill insane?
tfw when you forget to use your wings
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isn't Fluttershy afraid of ghost stories?
I mean she stays in her house during Nightmare Night and locks the door.. 
A10theHero
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The old Fluttershy we once knew and love is no longer with us, AoL.
The Stoopid Unikorn
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KingofPhantoms
The Spook Factor
If synthesized music hurts him, it's not out of the question that one song can hurt him either.How do you drive Bill insane?
She was probably telling tales about Casper or something.isn't Fluttershy afraid of ghost stories?
Fallen Tributes 3
3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Apple Bloom
District 10
Mabel Pines
District 1
Spike
District 10
....all of these losses make me sad.
Night 3
Dipper Pines fends Princess Celestia, Old Man McGucket, and Pinkie Pie away from his fire.
Rumble McSkirmish thinks about winning. (Again, spot on accuracy.)
Sunset Shimmer cries herself to sleep. (Is she feeling regret from killing Mabel, perhaps?)
Rarity and Pacifica Northwest fight Blendin Blandin and Twilight Sparkle. Rarity and Pacifica Northwest survive. (Damn it.....why did it have to be Twily?)
Rainbow Dash and Soos talk about the tributes still alive.
Fluttershy tries to treat her infection.
Grunkle Stan thinks about winning. (Also rather accurate.)
Discord screams for help.
Rumble McSkirmish thinks about winning. (Again, spot on accuracy.)
Sunset Shimmer cries herself to sleep. (Is she feeling regret from killing Mabel, perhaps?)
Rarity and Pacifica Northwest fight Blendin Blandin and Twilight Sparkle. Rarity and Pacifica Northwest survive. (Damn it.....why did it have to be Twily?
)Rainbow Dash and Soos talk about the tributes still alive.
Fluttershy tries to treat her infection.
Grunkle Stan thinks about winning. (Also rather accurate.)
Discord screams for help.
Day 4
Grunkle Stan receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Rainbow Dash overhears Sunset Shimmer and Pacifica Northwest talking in the distance.
Princess Celestia receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Pinkie Pie tries to spear fish with a trident.
Soos chases Rumble McSkirmish. (THIS MAN'S WEIRD BEHAVIOR IS TOO MUCH FOR MY MUSCLES TO OVERPOWER! I MUST RETREAT AND TRAIN FOR THIS BATTLE!)
Rarity begs for Discord to kill her. He refuses, keeping Rarity alive.
Fluttershy defeats Dipper Pines in a fight, but spares his life. (At least Fluttershy is staying true to her Element. Mostly....)
Old Man McGucket practices his archery. (If he can't see very well right now, this can only mean bad things.)
Rainbow Dash overhears Sunset Shimmer and Pacifica Northwest talking in the distance.
Princess Celestia receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Pinkie Pie tries to spear fish with a trident.
Soos chases Rumble McSkirmish. (THIS MAN'S WEIRD BEHAVIOR IS TOO MUCH FOR MY MUSCLES TO OVERPOWER! I MUST RETREAT AND TRAIN FOR THIS BATTLE!)
Rarity begs for Discord to kill her. He refuses, keeping Rarity alive.
Fluttershy defeats Dipper Pines in a fight, but spares his life. (At least Fluttershy is staying true to her Element. Mostly....)
Old Man McGucket practices his archery. (If he can't see very well right now, this can only mean bad things.)
Why this looks so perfect?
Poor Toby, it seems his time will come another day
A10theHero
SSJ Fraud
If we ever do betting again in the future, someone has to use that as an avatar if they lose a bet.
KingofPhantoms
The Spook Factor
This....this is beautiful.
Poor Toby, it seems his time will come another day
Fallen Tributes 4
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Blendin Blandin
District 5
Twilight Sparkle
District 7
....she never deserved that.....
Night 4
Princess Celestia, Rarity, Fluttershy, Discord, and Dipper Pines sleep in shifts.
Sunset Shimmer stays awake all night.
Grunkle Stan convinces Pinkie Pie to not kill him, only to kill her instead. (Ha! Trick the crazed pony and turn your back on her! Way to go Stan!)
Pacifica Northwest sets an explosive off, killing Soos, Rainbow Dash, and Rumble McSkirmish. (It seems Winners do lose, Rumble..)
Old Man McGucket dies trying to escape the arena.
Sunset Shimmer stays awake all night.
Grunkle Stan convinces Pinkie Pie to not kill him, only to kill her instead. (Ha! Trick the crazed pony and turn your back on her! Way to go Stan!)
Pacifica Northwest sets an explosive off, killing Soos, Rainbow Dash, and Rumble McSkirmish. (It seems Winners do lose, Rumble.
.)Old Man McGucket dies trying to escape the arena.
With the exception of the now deceased McGucket, some of my favorite GFs characters are having lots of success in the "Kill" department right now.
The Feast
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.
Pacifica Northwest, Rarity, and Sunset Shimmer successfully ambush and kill Princess Celestia, Discord, and Fluttershy. (Jeez, a major loss for the ponies....at least Fluttershy and Discord were side by side when they went....fitting, but also mixes sadness and heartwarming together....)
Grunkle Stan kills Dipper Pines with a sickle. (...what. I don't think I need to say anything else to describe what just happened.)
Pacifica Northwest, Rarity, and Sunset Shimmer successfully ambush and kill Princess Celestia, Discord, and Fluttershy. (Jeez, a major loss for the ponies....at least Fluttershy and Discord were side by side when they went....fitting, but also mixes sadness and heartwarming together....)
Grunkle Stan kills Dipper Pines with a sickle. (...what. I don't think I need to say anything else to describe what just happened.)
Day 5
Sunset Shimmer and Pacifica Northwest work together for the day.
Rarity constructs a shack.
Grunkle Stan bleeds out due to untreated injuries. (...damn it, Stan. After your previous victory over a crazy cold-blooded killer, you went out like that?)
Rarity constructs a shack.
Grunkle Stan bleeds out due to untreated injuries. (...damn it, Stan. After your previous victory over a crazy cold-blooded killer, you went out like that?)
We're down to only one GFs character and two MLP characters. If you're rooting for anyone else, say it now.
LoneKonWolf
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i'll take that up. . . just not nowIf we ever do betting again in the future, someone has to use that as an avatar if they lose a bet.
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
Stan killed Dipper?
I guess Bill never really left
I guess Bill never really left
A10theHero
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FalKoopa isn't playing, so nah
KingofPhantoms
The Spook Factor
Least he died pathetically afterwards, right?
Fallen Tributes 5
10 cannon shots can be heard in the distance. Not as bad as when the hurricane struck a few sims earlier, but still a pretty big body count.
Pinkie Pie
District 8
Soos
District 2
Rainbow Dash
District 9
Rumble McSkirmish
District 5
Old Man McGucket
District 4
Princess Celestia
District 11
Discord
District 12
Fluttershy
District 9
Dipper Pines
District 1
Grunkle Stan
District 2
Night 5 AKA Night Boring
Pacifica Northwest starts a fire.
Rarity cooks her food before putting her fire out.
Sunset Shimmer thinks about winning.
Rarity cooks her food before putting her fire out.
Sunset Shimmer thinks about winning.
Day 6
Rarity defeats Pacifica Northwest in a fight, but spares her life. (Is there even a point in sparring people at this point? Are they trying to team up against Sunset to ensure their only other competitor won't kill either of them first?)
Sunset Shimmer searches for firewood.
Sunset Shimmer searches for firewood.
Night 6 and Day 7 are boring also
Sunset Shimmer receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Pacifica Northwest thinks about home.
Rarity loses sight of where she is.
Sunset Shimmer tries to sleep through the entire day.
Pacifica Northwest runs away from Rarity. (So much for that alliance...)
Pacifica Northwest thinks about home.
Rarity loses sight of where she is.
Sunset Shimmer tries to sleep through the entire day.
Pacifica Northwest runs away from Rarity. (So much for that alliance...)
The final night is coming up, but I'll reserve it for it's own little special post, away from this mess of a giant post.
The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
One word: perfection!
Poor Toby, it seems his time will come another day